Help me! I'm obsessed with an Austrian twunk

I’m past the obsessing stage but you have superb taste. He’s gorgeous and, unlike most guys that pretty, has an engaging personality.

Cute. Sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

So that’s what the love child of Brenton Thwaites and Rami Malek would look like.

He is cute. A bit queeny, sure he is not gay?

Adorable and a nice hairy chest that he shaves. Very cute either way.

Gorgeous, young yodeler!

Getting past the "twunk"stage, OP, to full-fledged hunk!

Edelweis, Baby!

Went through the entire video. He is indeed very cute. Isn’t he a model or something ? Too lazy to google.

I was expecting a total teardown, but he's cute, OP. I hate the kind of chest hair he has, but that could be solved with Nair for Men.

[quote]Cute. Sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I was thinking more of Jennifer Coolidge in Frasier.

That treasure trail!!!!

He is confirmed gay. What do we know about his martial status?

He's dating a photographer (according to lpsg)

Yowza

I wonder what his ass tastes like.

Dormant rose

Facing his fear of cold water

He's just been interviewed on Good Morning America!

I’m going to fuck him.

[quote]I’m going to fuck him.

Sure, Jan.

Nice bushy pits

Meh.

Super fem.

Even for a European.

He's borderline annoying. And a bit weird.

Yeah, r23...so "fem"

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker!

probably 🧄+🧅 r14, lol

Where in this video can I see his treasure trail? TIME STAMPS please.

He's lovely. It usually bugs me when native or non-native speakers have never learned some semblance of "I'm going to". This one can only manage I gunna. No auxiliary verb. No "to". So we get "I gunna show you." But I forgive this one since his English is charming especially since he is that age and looks like that.

Also charming is the energy and good nature of a young man.

I remember clear as day when I was bursting with vigour like this dude. And I remember when it started to fade, and feeling down about that. Sad trombone for me. Kudos to him. Enjoy it while you've got it.

I find him quite weird.

There are times when he can be cute, but at other times, like when he's trying to pronounce the word "literally," that he acts like a total doofus. Like, really bizarre.

If he were a teenager, I would say "okay, he's just being a teenager."

But he's in his late 20s and still acting really silly. And the goofy laugh and weird faces he makes, certainly don't help.

He’s beautiful, but (at the risk of sounding like a D/L cliche): those tattoos. Honestly why would you do that to that beautiful bod?

Well he suffers from the Pan Syndrome combined with Peter Pan Syndrome. It's usually a very handsome teen guy who falls into the one or the other, or both, as here. The Pan syndrome is a young man who styles his life as if he is the Greek God Pan. The teen is usually straight and a fine physical specimen. The cosplay usually dies out in the 20s but some guys carry on for decades. I see them climbing towns in the Alps in the summer. Zermatt. Peter Pan Syndrome want to say young and gorgeous and vigorous forever. Long past youth. Often a gay teen falls into this. I have met very severe cases in my times. Gay guys who tried to fix their age at 21. Elliot Page is a trans who has male Peter Pan Syndrome. Wants to be a skater duded forever.

I've always liked the Pan God dudes when they are handsome.

The Peter Pan guys get very creepy. So lets home this handsome dude is just a Pan God type.

I’m obsessed with a Dutch Badink and a Thai Ziboun.

Can we get back to posting pictures of the twunk?

He looks like a hot John Mulaney.

Thirst traps are greedy and cynical.

beautiful

Cute, but those muscles and fur are wasted on him - you can tell he's got helium heels.

I would love for him to delouse me.

Weird upper lip. Next!

He sounds like Üter Zörker. He's going to give me a Joy Joy.

R23 and R24 demonstrate why people are just talking past each other when they call someone "fem." No one has the same definition.

Do go on, r41.

- r24

His anal orgasms must be amazing.

Can he sing?

OP, he's very cute and seems to have a wonderful, sweet personality. But how would you like us to "help" you?

I realize it's an expression, just teasing :-)

R39, his upper lip is swollen because - well, you know why….

[quote] Weird upper lip. Next!

Also, his left eye is noticeably smaller than his right eye.

There is an explanation for that too. Related to the swollen lip.

[quote] Also, his left eye is noticeably smaller than his right eye.

[quote] There is an explanation for that too. Related to the swollen lip.

You ever get CUM in your eye, Peter?

It BURRRRRRRNNNNNSSS!!

R47, is your left testicle noticeably smaller than your right?

He can drip some edelweiss all over me.

Love him with long hair. What a beauty. The voice is tough but agreed that he must get very vocal in bed.

R52, what do you mean when you say the voice is "tough?"

Difficult to listen to….

A peak at his bulge and undies. Very nice.

You think this guy is fem?

Tough crowd.

Peter sounds odd because he has a Tyrolean gay voice. He's from Thaur, which is in Tyrol, the Texas of Austria.

His ass tastes like Käferbohnen and Hirschbirne.

He seems like he's one of those guys who can't regulate volume and always speaks too loud in quiet situations. That combined with the pitch and the sing-song accent make the voice a bit tough to deal with.

But I'm being nitpicky, keep spreading joy Peter like freshly picked edelweiss scattered into the spring breeze.

He needs a content Svengali to boost his numbers into the many millions.

He seems gay to me. Or maybe European.

[quote]He needs a content Svengali to boost his numbers into the many millions.

You mean the guidance and stern but loving support of an older man?

Tyrol is not the Texas of Austria. Tyrol is the New Hampshire of Austria. Life Free or Die!

Bavaria is the Texas of Germany and Tyrolians hate Bavaria.

I meant in terms of its wacky accent and rural expanses, R63

I’m with r59. The voice volume and. Tone would be difficult to take in person for an extended time. That said, he is very handsome, has a great lean body, and a great smile. Bey he is an enthusiastic and appreciative bottom—if a bit too loud for the neighbors as he is getting railed.

Nail him in tents. His sweaty body must be out of this world.

As a Bavarian friend said to me, Austrians are essentially Bavarians with speech impediments. They have more in common with each other than they do with the rest of Germany, who, with the notable exception of Rhinelanders, are comparatively much colder and introverted.

I think Jennifer Coolidge's physiotherapist character in that Frasier German accent is meant to be Bavarian, but the contorted vowels are more rural Western Austria.

R60, someone get in touch with David Geffen

I see Anthony Watson's likes on all of Peter's posts.

That said, I'd rather Peter kept away from these sugar daddies and their prying hands. He's such a sweet unipegacorn of a human.

Anthony Watson?

he's being so manulative...he would know to edit out all that silliness at the start of the video...he's pretending to be all goofy and awkward.

[quote]He seems like he's one of those guys who can't regulate volume and always speaks too loud in quiet situations.

I really don't think you can judge that, seeing how in all of these videos, he's either speaking outdoors or being interviewed. And in the one clip where he's being interviewed inside, he does modulate his volume and pitch somewhat.

R71, does "manulative" mean "manly?"

(I know you meant to type "manipulative." Take a little more time with your posts, okay?)

MARY!

Ach, du lieber Himmel!

Bavarians occupied Tyrol at the behest of Napoleon and triggered the Tyrollean War of Independence. Then Vienna betrayed them.

He shouldn't go hiking and camping alone. He knows what he's doing as far as media, however. He can focus all his charm on the camera and thus you, the plain old troll, sitting comfily in your modest lair, watching the gorgeous Pan god communing with nature. Why, it's almost like you are there with him!

He's really good at this. While we are virtually with him, he is NOT with us in that moment. That's a cold camera he's charming, not us, really. He in the alps and he's alone. Seriously, if he's a ditsy as he acts, he could make a mistake and be in trouble.

I love ditsy twinks and twunks.

A hot twink who speaks German. Surprised Peter Thiel hasn't snapped this one up

R77

MARY!

MARIA!

FRAULEIN!

[quote]thus you, the plain old troll, sitting comfily in your modest lair

Wrong on all counts. I'm in my 30s, moderately handsome and living in a squalid apartment that would make Marie Kondo commit self-defenestration, but nice try with your attempt at extrasensory perception!

Schönen Tag, mein herr!