Angelina takes Knox to the Governors Ball

When did she fuck Charlie Chaplin?

The Jolie-Pitt and Pittless offspring are all weird and weird looking. Every last one of them.

The one who got in the ebike accident poses for photos like some kind of mob boss.

She never ceases to be an embarrassment.

She looks like an old woman with rock hard fake tits

She seems to enjoy expressing her pathologies through her children.

Truly a sick and depraved bitch.

Angie has had too much work done on her face and she is way way too thin. She looks much better with dark hair too. The blonde does nothing for her.

Alright I'll be the nice one. I think he looks very proud to be accompanying his mother, and going by his pose it looks as if he's wearing his first big boy tux. Let him have his moment.

I think they make a stunning couple.

She was smart to go up a couple sizes with her post-double-mastectomy implants.

Awww, the token DL nice guy @ r7. Every forum should have one! 😀

Is he a coward?

I'm the world's #1 Angelina-on-the-Red Carpet Stan.

But still, this is a rare misfire for her.

I don't mind the facial work. I take it that's baked in as part of the job of being a star at Jolie's level. Besides, it's not as spooky looking like Nicole Kidman's facial work.

What's not generating a positive eye from me her hair color and skin tone encased in that gold and pale-yellow gown.

It all washes her out.

And that silver jewelry is just off.

She’s so cold, unappealing and unlovable.

Not to mention box-office poison.

Facially he really resembles Brad. The teenager weak moustache is - just that.

Knox Jolie-Pitt?

AKA "Fart" Knox Jolie-Pitt?

Awww, she let him out of the cellar.

Who?

[quote]r14 Facially he really resembles Brad.

I’d say Rose Byrne.

I would not have suspected he was related to his parents.

Maybe if he shaved and grew out his hair things would improve.

Gomez Adams realness.

Her face looks gaunt.

Both Jon Voight and Brad Pitt have softer features than you see on many men, although Pitt’s jawline makes him more handsome than Voight, in my opinion. I enjoy Voight’s acting, but he has a face like a pudding.

It’a interesting to see in Knox how the Voight/Pitt features combine. He’s a cute kid, but there is something uncanny valley about the extended Jolie-Pitt clan, especially the twins. I remember a blind item that Jolie and Pitt had IVF for boy/girl twins and am inclined to believe it because everything they did was weird and attention-seeking.

He does look just like Shiloh. Despite being nutty, I hope that Angelina is kind and attentive to all of these children. I hope she's not like Mia Farrow, treating the adopted ones like house servants and hitting them.

Angelina looks more like Jon Voight (her father) than she does her mother. Voight's features look better on a woman.

I've never found Brad Pitt as beautiful as most DLers do.

The girl twin looks like Amy Sedaris.

She looks like a Fredricks of Hollywood store mannequin.

He looks like his breath would singe the whiskers off a cat.

Hmmm

When did Angie take up ventriloquism?

I'll say she does, r4

Why would a teenager shave their head? You're probably never going to have better hair than when you're young, so why shave it all off

Knox Knox!

Who's there?

[quote] I'm the world's #1 Angelina-on-the-Red Carpet Stan.

Make that #2.

I'm not nice but I think he looks good.

He's a kid; he looks fine.

Codependency, table for two 🍽️.

I don't like the color of her dress

Her kid is tall but would look better with longer hair

I bet Brad misses the hell out of his kids. I know I would.

Maybe Brad is relieved not to have to deal with his kids.

Can the witch even get a date these days? Who would want to have any sort of romantic relationship with that creature?

This is it, folks. The only male offspring of Brangelina.

I think he is a cute kid.

Her jaw implants are too large and heavy. It’s amazing how she has restructured her face over the years. She got lucky. Most people would be looking quite freakish after so much work.

Her dress is drab. Emerald green would probably be a good color for her.

I’m the #1 Angelina on the red carpet stain.

I'm really confused now. Is that her daughter dressed-up as a boy?

r46 me too. I had to see if that was the trans child, but news reports seem to say Knox was born a boy and Vivienne is his female twin.

He actually looks more like Angie's brother that Brad. Though I can see Brad in there for sure. Good looking enough, but not Brad Pitt good looking.

Shiloh clearly won the genetics game. At least so far.

He's 16 years old, he's got a good ten years until he's fully settled into his adult appearance.

He's wearing more make-up than she is. Not very well applied, either.

Just because she's a basically a skeleton with big, fake tits, Angelina thinks she can wear pull off wearing anything. She can't. She still has style concerns she'd be better off taking into consideration when dressing.

He's a cute kid and he looks excited to be there. He was always kind of scrawny little kid, but he's become tall, filled out and while he's not Brad Pitt handsome (agree about Shiloh winning the genetics lottery) he's a good looking kid - but not good looking enough to be foisted on the public as a model (though that never stopped Gary Oldman's kids). Let's hope he's a sensible kid and is making plans to get far away from his crazy mother