Justine Bateman is on Fox News

I don't know her.

Justine Bateman is severely mentally ill.

She was always a cunty bitch.

She looked gorgeous at one time. Didn't we all.

Justine has been complaining for the last couple of years via social media and in interviews about how AI is taking over the creative world across all mediums, so it's quite funny to see her talking about the sense of relief she feels with Trump and his AI God dronebot Elon Musk appointed as the leader of the "Department of Government Efficiency".

Who?!?!

Looking for a gig? I hear the California Raisins are hiring

Susan Dey:

“This bitch, really? Betty White’s vagina had fewer wrinkles and crevices.”

[quote]She looked gorgeous at one time.

Now she has the face she deserves. I'd say cancel her, but she does absolutely nothing. She's just a waste of flesh.

The blinking!

She will be Trump 2.0’s first Kennedy Center honoree.

She’s been a conservative Christian Republican her whole life. I’m surprised people are surprised. This wasn’t a secret. She’s spoken openly about being a social conservative and finding Christ in her teens.

such a bizarre dumbass

Never pegged her for the Eva Brawny type but she can go fuck herself.

I never knew. Her brother’s the one looks like a psychopath.

I'd love to know what was so difficult for her to handle over the past four years. I'm so glad she survived her arduous journey, whatever happened.

R14 Eva Scrawny

Jason Bateman has very little to do with her and no wonder. She’s batshit, staring down at her Post-it notes covered in crap cribbed from Wikipedia. She was never in danger of being cancelled, she doesn’t exist to Hollywood.

What on earth caused her to age like that? Is she a smoker or drinker?

She has a good point about AI. Too bad she’s wrong on everything else.

[quote]Things haven't been moving forward in the arts, in philosophy, in politics, in medicine, in anything.

Yes, if Republicans are known for anything, it's for their contributions to the world of arts.

Wow, she has derailed. Can she say “mob mentality” any more?

I never watched her show with Michael J. Fox, but wasn't he the only conservative in that tv family?

I don't know her

[quote] She was never in danger of being cancelled, she doesn’t exist to Hollywood.

That does give her the freedom to speak out without real repercussion.

[quote] I never watched her show with Michael J. Fox, but wasn't he the only conservative in that tv family?

The family portrayed was fictional and their views don’t necessarily reflect the views of the actors playing them.

What an asshat. Seriously Justine, take your feelings to your therapist. How many times must I say it?

Horrible anal hygiene.

She really should use Aveeno.

I should've poured the vanilla extract all over that bitch and set her on fire.

She was obnoxious as hell on Twitter during the writers strike. Is this bitch even a writer?

I'm trembling with rage!

Wow Tom Hanks used to be hot

She’s a hag

Trump hates ugly women. No way she gets an invite to the inaugural.

Of all the reasons anyone might express happiness over an election result, “We get to be openly bigoted again” is possibly the most disgusting.

I'm loving this. Just what I asked for. So many anti-woke comments

Her father, Kent Bateman was a director of porn.

Justine made huge noise telling SAG-AFTRA members to vote "No" on the contract to end the strike last year which would have busted the union for good, which she was and is too dumb to realize. MANY dumb actors were enthralled by her nonsense and voted against the contract, but it wasn't enough.

Still, all it takes is one paranoid loon and the national "news" will get them on camera for a week to engage in a lot of "both sides" nonsense!

I HATE Justine Bateman with the fire of 10,000 suns for that.

For real r39? A porn director named Bateman is pretty appropriate.

It must be hard for her, when her brother is so successful. Maybe she's Baby Janed?

R23 Sweetheart, that was a tv show, not real life.

R42, doll, it's why I specifically asked about the "tv family." I knew Fox played a Reagan-era conservative son of liberal parents. My question was whether he was the lone member of that "tv family" who portrayed a conservative.

Her brother is also an asshole

R44, is he? Maybe. Successful though.

Have I worked with her before?

She looks like Eva Marie Saint's big sister.

[R-38] I’m fascinated by your post about the little hag having a dad that directs or produces porn. I googled for it, but these days Google searches are almost useless. I got results for recipes for baked scrod.

So…….details?

She looks like she has a really hairy unkept pussy.

[R-47] Eva Marie Saint went to my high school a hundred years before I did, but the following fact is legend: she failed her audition for the drama club. She never became a Charlatan!

But, yet,somehow, her little teenage self she soldiered on..

Please never stop googling, R48! I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud over a post and I really needed it.

edit: her little teenage self soldiered on. And one period at the end. Not two.

That blinking in the clip makes her look psychotic. Isn't extreme blinking a tell when someone is lying?

Married… with Children would be having a field day with her now. They loathed Justine like Joe Piscopo. Her cunty behavior on her TV show towards Tina Yothers and the rest of the cast was well-known. She found Jesus at 17. Truly insufferable.

Remember when she thought she was gonna break out in films?

She looks like she died and came back out of the ground

It still must wound that she was at her peak fame during the days that Hollywood was making mostly movies with leads in her age range and she still couldn't get any movie success.

She must have had a ton of issues for that to happen

She was more interesting as a net neutrality advocate. And I liked her thing about not being into plastic surgery too. She was walking on eggshells the last four years? If you're Trumpy just say that. I'm not sure the Biden admin and peak woke are directly aligned. If anything, Biden's election simmered tensions a little? I could be wrong.

Used to love her. What a dumb cunt. Will NEVER see anything she is in again.

^You ain't missing much because there's not much there.

WTF has she been in for the last 30 years?

Does she have the anorexia?

She was on a dumb sitcom 40 years ago and hasn't done anything of note since. Who do people still pay attention to her?

[quote]What on earth caused her to age like that?

Conservatism.

She looks like the dead smoker in Beetlejuice.

Jeez I thought she was a cool ex actor who wrote about aging naturally. She seemed cool.

I had no idea she was a jesus freak maga bitch!

She's always been a cunt.

Assume she did piles of coke in her youth. It always catches up. See: Bruce Willis, Dennis Quaid, Kate Moss' face.

[quote] I'm not sure the Biden admin and peak woke are directly aligned. If anything, Biden's election simmered tensions a little? I could be wrong.

You most certainly are 100% WRONG.

What’s weird is that she seemed like a liberal feminist during the supposedly awful Biden years. When her books came out, Face in particular, she was going on NPR and to the 92y and other leftist sorts of places and sounding like she was a crusader for women. Had no clue she had this buried in her.

She should have killed herself when she resorted to appearing in crap like Celebrity Ghost Stories. She can't even get a role as a great grandmother in Hallmark movie because she's got meth face.

A few more months on Fox News and she can get named to Trump's Cabinet

read her memoir "Fame" a few years ago and hated it

Justine was on a sitcom in the 90s called Men Behaving Badly. This was she was a little well fed.

Also on that show we’re Rob Schneider and Ron Eldard. Rob went MAGA. I remember Justine defending him on Twitter.

Justine writing about her experience with Fame should at most be a pamphlet

r50, are you sure you aren't Megyn Kelly? I know she also attended Bethlehem Central.

If you are, watch out...Mallory Keaton is after you!

The woke era is over.

She's ugly.

She looks terrible. Drugs? Alcohol?

The hair all pulled over to one side ain't workin', Justiine.

I don't understand. Wasn't she bitching about how badly women who refuse to follow the standards of beauty are being treated? Wouldn't that fall under THEIR definition of woke?

My GOD she's full of shit.

Mental illness and delusion is a prerequisite for being a Trump supporter, so this checks out.

[quote]She looks terrible. Drugs? Alcohol?

I was going to ask the same. Jason is only 3 years younger than her, but she looks like his mother. There’s also something ape-like about her mouth that Jason doesn’t have.

After the interview, she snacked on the living for an hour or two, then returned to her coffin for a good day's sleep.

Hey justine! Care for some skin care tips?

[quote] She looked gorgeous at one time.

No. She was never gorgeous. She was never even good looking.

She looked like her brother in a wig.

And her brother was no great shakes.

She was a minor supporting character in a popular sitcom in the 80s, fucked Leif Garret and that’s it. That’s her whole career.

Her father must’ve been very shrewd because she and her brother didn’t work for many, many years and still lived well.

But that doesn’t make her any less dumb. Or relevant.

Or ugly.

Poor Justine. Despite being a celebrity, she’s not a “Mar-a-Lago MAGA”, but a “stranded in the desert on the way to a Trump rally” MAGA. Kristi Noem should hook her up with a plastic surgeon ASAP.

[quote]Her father must’ve been very shrewd because she and her brother didn’t work for many, many years and still lived well.

I always wonder how celebrities manage to still live comfortable lives for so many years, without any work that gives them big paychecks. TV actors in the 80s didn't make anywhere near the salaries that TV actors do now.

Until Jason Bateman had his big comeback with Arrested Development in the mid-2000s, he hadn't been on the radar much for about 15 years or so.

I thought Jason's dad stole his money and Jason fired him as a manager.

Would you want nutrition tips from her?

I just want to throw her into a giant tub of CeraVe. Leave her in there for a day or two until her skin is at least a little less wizened.

Then comes the brow waxing. I will restrain her if I have to.

Her gig for the MAGAts could be to stand next to Marjorie Taylor Green to make the craven representative look better.

What drugs is this bitch on?

She’s up-to-date on what’s going on in medicine and even philosophy?

She’s au coursnt!

Did ya’ tho’ r4?

Jason, come get your sister.

I hope I don’t look like a crack whore when I’m sixty. Need to cut down on the corn mash and periques.

Any dirt, r73?

She's only riding the MAGA train because nobody who matters cares much for her.

Trump must be *thrilled* to have another Z lister extolling his virtues. Will she start dating Kid Rock or Scot Baio? She doesn't even meet Elon's standards.

"Canceling" a needlepoint store?! Oh my sides!😂🤣😜

I know, r101. WTF? It's in NY so it's not like all those MAGA dickheads in their obnoxiously oversized pick-up trucks (we call them utes in Australia) can reverse park and stroll in to say "hi" to someone in a needlepoint store.

I had lost track of the fact that her big show debuted 42 years ago. I Love Lucy was more current when Family Ties launched than Family Tirs is now. No wonder she wants to bring the good old days.

There's nothing beyond her tweet to suggest anything going on around this needlepoint store. The woman looks kinda Hamptons republican-y.

She looks trans.

A needlepoint store? I don't see how that could possibly be profitable unless it's a money laundering front.

What is Justine up to? Our new FBI head K$H Patel should investigate.

Lots of Wall St bros fund their wives’ delusional business ideas. Craft stores, fresh pressed juice shops- in Manhattan. No normal person could afford the rent for this twee shit.

Apparently Justine has drastically upped the website traffic for her friend's shop.

It must be her biggest achievement in decades.