John Krasinski is People’s Sexiest Man Alive?!

He has a fug nose. I never got why the fuck all the frau fans of The Office were major Jim and Pam stans. Jim and Pam were bland asswipe characters.

No link? Do better, OP.

How much did his publicist pay to get this honor bestowed upon him?

Ugh what a joke on us.

[quote] How much did his publicist pay to get this honor bestowed upon him?

Half the salary from “Jungle Cru…” err, a lot.

He's got a nice body. But, that's it.

Whatever the male equivalent of "Butterface" is.

He’s not sexy. Even the unsexy Blake Shelton from a few years ago was a better choice. JK is fug and dull. I really wanted to like him when I tried watching The Office, but he just doesn’t do it for me.

Suicide watch for the Emily Blunt Troll!

Krasinski is wonderbread personified. Bland, flavorless, and dickless. People Magazine is officially over. Do people even buy magazines anymore? This makes me miss the ESPN Body Issue all the more. A yearly edition of the world's hottest athletes, butt naked, and at their physical peaks. It boggles the mind how thst was canceled and yet People mag is allowed to continue their slow torturous decline with the judgment of a frau with alzheimer's. What a disgrace.

How is he sexy?

Clearly gay men are in charge at People.

Increasingly known as a nightmare to work/deal with, panicking his Mr. Nice Guy image is in jeopardy of being breached, this is bound make both those worse.

R9 We feel his pain!

A camera ready Miss Blunt happened to attend the cover shot and we still have migraines from trying to get a pic that was´t photo bombed.

He always reminds me of the clay model from the Lionel Ritchie video.

Isn't he about 15 years past his goofy prime? I guess to ask the question is to answer it...

Has anyone checked on Glen Powell?

This is not a surprise considering that as mentioned above, stories are starting to come out about how difficult he is. He s desperate to salvage his nice guy image.

I've always hated the sound of his voice.

And I also agree that it’s probably not a good move although in line with his ego. More stories will come out now.

As for people complaining that he’s not trendy, SMA after choosing Michael B four years ago veered very far into legacy heartthrobs (Paul Rudd, Chris Evans, Patrick Dempsey)

Evans is a good example of what happens to actors choosing this at this stage in his career: he became a streaming check-cashier (although he has now pivoted to better material, Red One is rumored to be a career killer). SMA is not for someone who is trendy, it’s for someone who’s fighting to be remembered.

I’m embarrassed for him.. He basically set himself up as the butt of jokes.

I had the same thought, r21. It shows bad judgement on his part. I wonder if his wife told him not to do it.

I find him quite attractive, but sexiest man alive? Hardly.

Never watched The Office, don't know who this guy is. But I saw the announcement on Colbert last night and though, "Sexy? Who the fuck thinks this guy is sexy?"

Sorry -- thought.

SMA is offered to a list of male celebrities and many of the top contenders decline. I wonder who was on the “Thanks but no thanks” list this year?

Yuck.

You might be tempted to ask, as a younger man didn't he have a short lived fling with Florence Henderson, back when his hair was darker and curlier?

What the hell?!

I actually find him some cute here. This is a panty drop, no?

At r4 he seems like he's as confused by this as we are.

WOW - the Millennials and Zoomers taking over the editorial board at PEOPLE sure havelowered the bar. Who will they choose next year ? Barron Trump ?

ONLY with a FULL beard. He's THE prime example of facial hair making someone look completely different aka HOT.

He was pretty hot back after he buffed up for that movie (can't remember then name), but I think he's let his workout regimen lapse since then.

Sexy John Berman of CNN reported on Krasinki's win with some disbelief of his fellow Mass-native. Cohost Kate Baldwin uttered Krasinksi was indeed one sexy 'mother..' but didn't finish the word. She also said Berman is just as sexy and smoldering as Krasinski. Berman, 53, blushed but truly enjoyed the attention. She reminded him that we all saw him in a wet tee shirt during the hurricane coverage and he was smoldering, and Berman loved it and said "OK, I smolder." he said before walking out of camera shot.

PLEASE PICK HIM NEXT YEAR FOR "SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR" ! Berman is indeed one sexy motherfucker. There - I said it Kate Baldwin !

John Berman is a good looking guy, but even Krasinski is far hotter than him.

Krasinski's got a nice package and he might as well show it off.

He is, at best, "adorkable". Someone women would want to date and kiss, perhaps, but lacking all of the hotness that "sexiest" requires.

He's as sexy as a loaf of white bread.

that hardly even looks like him at R36

[quote] Krasinski's got a nice package

On previous BDF threads, he's always cited as a textbook example. If true, he does a very good job of hiding it. I've looked and never see any contours or movement in that area.

Any photographic evidence?

I like him. I don’t recall ever having agreed with a People magazine choice for “sexiest,” and I still don’t, but no biggie. He can have it. I’d hate for my choice to get it. He’d be mortified.

My husband, also with a Polish last name, looks a lot like him -- same nose, ears and eyes. People remark to him of the resemblance. I think he's adorable and sexy. but apparently he may as well be Shrek judging how some of you feel about Krasinski.

Anyway, husband has a big, thick dick and I suspect John is the same.

what in the sock is going on down there?

I'll take Berman over Krasinski any day or evening. Berman is a real man, Krasinski doesn't strike me that year. He comes across as an older 'boy'.

damn Damn DAMN!

I think Berman and Krasinski both need to get naked for us and also get an erection for us to inspect. Then we can make an informed decision on who is the sexiest man alive. It's hard to tell in wet tee shirts or casual clothing.

Take it all off, fellas ! Berman you go first...

With the correct lighting.

About as sexy as tapioca pudding…. And he’s old!

This is disappointing.

He is unsexy

I don’t care if he’s young or old, just make him beautiful.

Go to bed old ass Ross

I think he's pretty sexy. He has the average guy next door look. He works hard at his job. He's married to a pretty, no nonsense woman who may have put a pause on her career to be at home with their three kids. He tries to help her as much as he can with some grocery shopping and doing things around the house...including laundry. He tries to maintain the athletes body he had in college...waking up early a couple mornings to go jogging, and he has some weights and a bench he keeps in the garage or basement. He and his wife go out at least once a month on a date, dropping the kids off at her parents' home for the night. When they get home from the date, they have great sex.

John Krasinski is sexy.

R53 blah

STFU r53

Whenever that whole ex-Bahstin crew gets together, Krasinski, Evans, Damon, Afflecks, with honorary member Colbert, they think they're all smoov and funny - bur it's just like old cheeze.

Ugh never thought he was attractive

He's got a big ol' nose. You know what that means more often than not.

What r2 said. Op, are you fucking retarded?

Who's this year's sexiest man not alive?

He looks like an ad for AA

Talk about hyperbole.

But what do I know. I like women.

Sexiest man alive? Nah.

I remember reading in a medical journal a few years ago that they've isolated a gene that is believed to determine whether or not a person finds John Krasinski attractive.

He’s everyday sexy. The kind of guy who would be sexiest on your coffee shop visit or on your subway car that day. That’s part of his acting appeal as well. They probably chose him because his looks are more down to earth. .

Maybe when he moves, he's sexy. Just not in a still photo.

Looks like a big sack of russet potatoes

R30, What?! Hell, no! That doughy nose, those dopey ears, bleagh, just bleagh.

He's a product of the Hollywood Propaganda Brigade to make us believe that fugly or mediocre guys are handsome leading men, not character actors.

Tom Holland is another.

Yeah-that crotch shot was probably bunched up underware-older straight guys where those ridiculous baggy boxers-no fun.

Does he even have a career anymore?