Megan Fox is pregnant!

Somehow, they both look like drag queens.

She's so stupid. She already knows what he's about. Fucking around, drugs. She's so vain and she's going to stretch out her body to try to salvage this lame relationship.

Are these two still alive? I would've guessed they would've both ODed by now

she already miscarried a previous pregnancy (he was the father). Now she's trying again.

3 kids is enough crotchfruit already.

She is starting to look very masc. She used to be so beautiful—before all the work done on her face.

The always classy Megan Fox covered herself in black oil for a pregnancy photoshoot on Instagram. She's Angelina Jolie minus the army of adopted children.

Breeding with that is definitely a choice.

He fucked himself up with all of those tats, but so has she. He's not that bad looking.

Well off women are able to afford having children with guys like him.

Good for her, & I hope she’s happy & over the moon. I wish them all well.

I thought they'd broken up a while ago.

Over the moon?

[quote] 3 kids is enough crotchfruit already.

Her relationship with Brian Austin Green was extremely dysfunctional, and I suspect her current relationship is no less dysfunctional. It will be interesting to see how all of Megan's kids turn out. She had such a huge start with her career that I'm kind of shocked to see where she is now. She was never gonna be an Oscar winner, but it's sort of sad to see her career reduced to Ninja Turtle sequels.

I hope the kid doesn't inherit her freak show thumbs.

Wild. It had always seemed like she regretted or resented the three kids she had with BAG. Because as soon as she bailed from that marriage she was basically never pictured with her children ever again. It's been several years now. These two crazy kids have not been able to find a healthy normal after all this time. This is a glue baby, as in, the baby they think will bond them together and seal the holes in the relationship. The reality is that this will fast-track their inevitable and permanent breakup. She will become bathed in maternal hormones and he will not, he will continue his pre-baby behaviors and she will kick him to the curb. Or, he will rise to the occasion and she will resent this baby cramping her style and he'll sue her for full custody. Grab the popcorn, it's about to get messy.

Yes and he will get the kid.

I don’t care about her or him, but I’m giving OP a WW because this is not a political thread.