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Mattel's "Wicked" movie doll packaging advertises a porno site on box

Heads will soon roll in the copy department at Mattell...

The toy company has released a series of dolls based on the characters in the new movie musical 'Wicked' , and their new packaging for the dolls advertises a website that brings the 'kiddos' to tan adult porn site, and not the official movie site. Looks like someone in the copy department didn't do their research...or did they because they hate the company ?

Watch the lawsuits come flying into their legal department as parents will say their little 'Emma' and little ' Liam' was scarred forever when they went to the website the packaging told them to go to for the movie.

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by Anonymousreply 20November 12, 2024 10:28 PM

Thanks, OP.

This is a laugh I needed right now.

by Anonymousreply 1November 11, 2024 12:26 PM

The children ! What about the children ! Did anyone think of the children ?

Seriously, R1 , you can't make this shit up if you tried. In today's day and age no one checked, double checked, and triple checked the work before sending it off the printers ? No one thought about the irreparable damage it will do to the children ?

by Anonymousreply 2November 11, 2024 12:47 PM

My theory, r2, is that texting and that we've conditioned ourselves to short bursts of internet sensationalism, killed proofreading or, in marketing is the term copyediting?

Anyway, I see more and more basic misspellings and sentence structure flaws even in the august NY Times and the WaPo.

Not to mention in my own writing.

Proofreading is dead.

by Anonymousreply 3November 11, 2024 1:00 PM

They don't have copy departments anymore. They have designers and maybe, if you're lucky, a contract writer. Mattel likely got what they paid for.

by Anonymousreply 4November 11, 2024 1:14 PM

Who was their proofreader? John Travolta?

by Anonymousreply 5November 11, 2024 1:15 PM

Cynthia has something new to be outraged about! She lives for shit like this.

by Anonymousreply 6November 11, 2024 1:17 PM

It weren’t a mistake. It was GROOMIN’!

by Anonymousreply 7November 11, 2024 1:53 PM

You can tell it’s Mattel. It swells!

by Anonymousreply 8November 11, 2024 2:17 PM

Was Bryan Singer the director?

by Anonymousreply 9November 11, 2024 3:30 PM

lol, r7

by Anonymousreply 10November 11, 2024 3:32 PM

The Jizzard and I.

by Anonymousreply 11November 11, 2024 4:07 PM

It was printed that way in anticipation of the inevitable "Wicked" porn parody.

🎶Let it blow, let it blow! 🎶

by Anonymousreply 12November 11, 2024 4:19 PM

Mark my words - some law firm is already putting together a class action lawsuit against Mattel, in defense of 'the children'. Save your receipts if you bought the doll. I'm sure the law firm will sue for millions (sue Mattel and big sellers such as Target, WalMart and Amazon) and you may get $5 fir your troubles.

by Anonymousreply 13November 11, 2024 11:07 PM

[quote]No one thought about the irreparable damage it will do to the children ?

At this point in time, children are irreparably damaged by the age of 3.

by Anonymousreply 14November 12, 2024 12:18 PM

R14 But what about the real children who bought these dolls ? I'm talking age 18 - 28. The ones who can't 'adult', don't have sexual relations, and need their dolls and a friendly website. These children can't handle a porn site !

by Anonymousreply 15November 12, 2024 9:47 PM

I always preferred the sequel, Backdoor Green Slut does ass-to-ass with her Sparkly Fairy friend.

by Anonymousreply 16November 12, 2024 10:10 PM

Someone at Mattel pissed off their PA or EA. This is what happens when you fuck around. You find out.

by Anonymousreply 17November 12, 2024 10:18 PM

Is the doll's pussy green?

by Anonymousreply 18November 12, 2024 10:21 PM

Is that right. Hmmm. Get Hasbro on the line. Pocket pussies coming.

by Anonymousreply 19November 12, 2024 10:23 PM

I hope they issue a "Melania" doll next. I'd love to see the website address on that packaging !

by Anonymousreply 20November 12, 2024 10:28 PM
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