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Any tea? If so please do spill. I’ve dreamt of his meat for decades. He does ping too — but as an authority figure I can see why he’d stay in the closet.
There does seem to be chemistry between him and Officer Big Mac, who I believe is an out gay burger at this point.
With that enormous head I would imagine he’s more of a bossy bottom. But because guys with big heads often have beercan dicks, I like to think of him as more of a top.
I’ll bet his “special sauce” is delish. WANT!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 22, 2025 12:38 AM |
I had him in the parking lot of a Burger King in 1978. That made it even hotter.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 9, 2024 6:15 PM |
[quote]But because guys with big heads often have beercan dicks
If only.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 9, 2024 8:22 PM |
Mayor McCheese was not bothering anybody. How did he get dragged into this? Off the record, and you didn't hear from me, but that Hamburgler gobbles more than just hamburgers
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 9, 2024 8:25 PM |
Am I a perv for being "curious" about Grimace?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 9, 2024 8:59 PM |
Ngl if grimace had sizemeat, my lips would never be off it.
Imagine the wackiness when he orgasms? I’m kind of obsessed with him atm. 🍔🍆🍔
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 9, 2024 9:31 PM |
[Quote] Mayor McCheese was not bothering anybody. How did he get dragged into this?
Homophobia on the DL? NEVER!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 9, 2024 9:32 PM |
When I saw MMC last, he was on the boulevard working two girls. He’s a hard core pimp. He always dresses this way and always has a lint roller and gun in the glove box of his Cadillac.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 9, 2024 9:41 PM |
Maybe he’s bi r7
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 10, 2024 12:54 AM |
I last saw MMC at a sex addicts meeting downtown.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 11, 2024 1:07 AM |
All I know is Birdie is a massive cumslut
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 11, 2024 1:25 AM |
Dirty fag.
Nasty!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 11, 2024 1:27 AM |
R10, I believe that’s actionable.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 11, 2024 3:33 AM |
Mayor McCheese is to McDonaldland what Lindsey Graham is to South Carolina. He gets the press to hush up his secret trysts with rentboys
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 11, 2024 3:36 AM |
With a mouth like that he can service more than 1 million.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 11, 2024 12:02 PM |
Yes r13, and apparently grimace has ALL the dirt
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 11, 2024 4:37 PM |
Do we have any dirt on the Hamburglar?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 11, 2024 4:39 PM |
He’s been pulling that nonbinary shit lately. He insists that everyone needs to “respect his boundaries” by putting special sauce on a Whopper.
The other McDonaldland creatures just roll their eyes.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 11, 2024 5:12 PM |
The hamburgler is a stone freak! I met him in prison. Into hardcore bondage.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 11, 2024 5:22 PM |
Grimace is a little bitch! He used to work for the tabloids back in the day.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 11, 2024 5:23 PM |
AND???
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 11, 2024 9:43 PM |
Last night I saw a video of Ronald giving forced head to some guy wearing a ridiculous red white and blue suit with a face full of makeup. Ron was weeping and the snot was flowing out of his nose. The man shoved Ron’s head down hard and I looked away when he was choke fucked in the throat.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 12, 2024 4:19 PM |
His new signature dessert is the Bukkake McFlurry. At least 20 loads to the face in every serving. Great for us into cum walking.
I’m loving it!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 12, 2024 4:39 PM |
Damn. I didn’t recognize him at the time, but looking at OP’s photo reminds me. That guy was a real pest at St. Marks Baths in the 80s. Kept offering to lick everyone’s pickles. Insisted on being called Mr. Mayor. We thought he was just a psycho. Never dreamed he really was a mayor.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 12, 2024 5:01 PM |
He wouldn’t be so cheesy if he washed under his foreskin more often.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 12, 2024 9:20 PM |
Whatever Mayor - you've got NOTHING!
Everybody knows there's only ONE Officer Big Mac. I've got big feet and obviously a lot more 'meat' than you will ever have.
And I'm the one with the special sauce.
LOL - I don't even know what a McCheese IS!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 12, 2024 10:28 PM |
Mayor McCheese never recovered from that sex scandal when he was caught on tape having his pickle held back by an intern.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 14, 2024 11:41 AM |
Jimmmmay!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 19, 2025 11:29 AM |
[quote]and always has a lint roller and gun in the glove box
Who doesn't?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 19, 2025 11:35 AM |
More like Mayor McSmegma. BTW, gives the worst blow job ever. Your dick feels like a tadpole swimming in the ocean.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 19, 2025 11:45 AM |
With that giant bell pepper nose, he is going to have the mother of all poppers headaches
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 19, 2025 12:58 PM |
I can't believe you whores are still coming for Mayor McCheese.
PS, have y'all seen Grimace post Ozempic?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 19, 2025 1:25 PM |
Honestly! Why has no-one asked to see cock pics yet?
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 19, 2025 3:15 PM |
Not the best picture, but Ronald McDonald is blowing Mayor McCheese here.
Also, it is hard to see in this picture, but that is grimace holding a dildo
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 19, 2025 3:27 PM |
Came here to inquire about Grimace but R4 beat me to it!
I love Datalounge!
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 19, 2025 3:32 PM |
You really delivered R33. I'm impressed!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 19, 2025 3:42 PM |
The spats are a dead giveaway. No straight man wears spats in 2025
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 19, 2025 5:08 PM |
🎶 I love you🎶
🎶 you love me🎶
🎶 here is Barney’s🎶
🎶S T D🎶
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 19, 2025 5:30 PM |
Did anyone else see Mayor McCheese on Cops last night? He was buying crack and tricking off Figueroa in his car when the police showed up and knocked on the car window. He shot himself accidentally when grabbing for the cops gun. He also shit himself and cried. How far they fall. Crack it up!
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 21, 2025 7:06 PM |
My fat daughter paid Birdy to have the French Fry Guys run a train on her at one of Diddy’s freak offs.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 21, 2025 7:19 PM |
He’s a bossy bottom. And his lube is mayo.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 21, 2025 7:21 PM |
FAT WHORE!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 21, 2025 7:44 PM |
Do I gotta say it?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 21, 2025 7:45 PM |
He has the letters HRP branded on his buns.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 21, 2025 9:16 PM |
The Hamburglar is really into surprise anal.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 21, 2025 9:55 PM |
I was McLested.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 21, 2025 11:46 PM |
Ron Wayne Gacy McDonald always scared me, for some reason.
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