Commercials We're Currently Hating - Post Trumpian Apocalypse Edition

I HATE THIS!!! It's on constantly.

OP, the life insurance commercials and all the commercials featuring husbands and wives have been demeaning to men for years: wife has all the answers and husband is stupid. They don't even have to be husband and wife, as long as it's male/female. This kills me.

R1 That commercial doesn't even make sense.

At first I thought they were selling a coffee table, then it ended up being a butter commercial?

And the whole funeral-themed version of Cheap Trick didn't make any sense, either.

Of course the wives are forcing their husbands to do it if they did it themselves then it would look suspicious when they off their husband once the policy matures.

I'm tired of this stupid he helped commercials with the daughter and old fools on the phone with Queenie McQueen excitedly talking about prescription coverage. Or the weird one where they have the little Asian girl come up and meet the senile jagweed she helped. It's just so awkward and weird.

OMG every time this one comes on, I immediately mute it. (Dave's Hot Chicken)

I used to like the song, and now I can't fucking STAND IT.

R6 Which brings me to another thing I hate - commercials that are made to look like Tik Tok or Insta posts.

And this Audi commercial with this fucking Motley Crue song. Didn't like them back then, and I still don't like them.

Again, that damn DUPIXENT commercial with the horrible sound track!

Beautiful dog, but I hate the voice: "Builds new bones!"

The insurance ones where they're on a pier.

Doug of Doug and LiMu Emu now looks like the size of his balloon in the current commercial.

RFK Jr wants to ban pharmaceutical commericials and I'm with him on that. Unfortunately, I doubt he wins that battle.

Those 4Patriots MAGA-inspired commercials for food that you can buy in bulk that will last for something like 10 years.

Lets bring back well intentioned bullying, I called your boyfriend or fiance a budget Ryan Gosling, and ya cancelled.

All of these anti-male commercials.

[quote]senile jagweed

For some reason I can't stop guffawing at this phrase. Thanks for that!

The NEW JARDIANCE LADY!!! A big black lady in a jean jacket in a faux super market doing a “jazzy” version. I miss Deanna.

St. Jude's

Adowable blanket kids

The make-up (cosmetic) ladies

Anything being hawked by Christina

Funeral insurance policies

Allstate and Progressive

I could go on...

I am already sick of seeing Snoop Dawg.

I am sick of anyone named Manning trying to sell me something, especially fucking Peyton.

The holiday fragrance commercials featuring fuglies like Timmy Chamalamadingdong and Johnny Depp.

I really hate the Liberty insurance commercial with the lounge lizard guy and his melting wax figure.

And yes, I too will always hate that upspeaking twat Christina and her bath remodels.

Ugh you know it's Christmastime when the luxury vehicle commercials are on full rotation.

I condemn to the deepest, darkest, dankest rat and cockroach infested dungeon the people who approved of that massive black hole of comedy, Will Ferrell, desecrating the genius work of the late, great Musical Goddess, Christine McVie. (Fuck Stevie!)

What a travesty!

A palate cleanser follows...

How much change must I take??? Not only is there a new Jardiance woman - I JUST SAW the new Shriners commercial. There is NO ALEX and NO CALEB!!!!! WTF? Can I count on NOTHING anymore?

Wait - I meant can’t I count on ANYTHING - my mistake. ^^

Frank's Hot Sauce "frank it up" ads. I hate them. I always hit mute.

Joseph Prince, 'Eating Your Way To Wholeness.' On first seeing it, one assumes it's just a run-of-the-mill health food commercial, but it quickly becomes apparent that it's something else altogether.

Pat Boone warning me about my cash. Tom Selleck hawking reverse mortgages. The various crones peddling makeup for aging reptilian skin. You know who you are.....

R28 The hair alone is enough to keep me away from the holy communion.

Any and all Medicare ads. At least they're only around for a few months every year.

Angie from Angie's List and her Karen hair and mall pantsuit.

The Netflix ad that ends with people saying "it's so good." Gag me.

Awwwwww, look at the quiet janitor gently singing to himself as he sweeps up and his fellow maintenance people notice and buy him a jacket and have him sing out loud with a real mic on a real stage: "What the world needs now is love, sweet love...."

A Star is born!

Gag me with a tuning fork!

Anything with Flo.

Have those trans ads in Pennsylvania discontinued already

The Hobby Lobby one where the old couple put kindergarten level looking homemade Christmas cards in the fundie girl’s and gay guy’s mailboxes that they think are from each other. It’s shown several times an hour on PlutoTV.

I love The Farmer's Dog commercials, generally, but the new ones featuring Leo sadden me; his family doesn't seem to be crazy in dog love with him.😢

I hope I'm wrong.

R37, just saw it. The Hobby Lobby breeder commercial makes me hurl.

The singing family dining at Golden Corral.

Gag!

^ They should rebrand Golden Corral. Call it Hog Trough.

GOLDEN Hog Trough

It's 2024 and we now have two commercials with Catherine O'Hara and Kevin Hart and obvious neither are in the same room. Couldn't they find one day to film together?

Please, Kerrygold, please!!!! You have enough money to shoot a new commercial. If I hear," I want you to want me" and see that stupid table again, I'm going to go postal.

Why is there Kevin Hart? I will never go to his shows or movies, and he certainly will not move me to buy any product he'd endorse.

Nada yada island from that Dominican Love Hip Hop Star. It’s selling some 3rd rate cell phone service. It’s sooo fucking annoying.

That Wegovy commercial with all the peoples walking and talking and walking and talking.

Do we know where they are going? Will they just walk forward forever gathering more and more bystanders along the way?

Inquiring minds want to know!

The elderly name-partner at The Morelli Law Firm (kindly forgive me if they're not a national advertiser):

[quote]"My mindset is total destruction!"

Oh yeah; that's the lawyer I want handling my case!

WTF??

I really hate the commercial with the hipster bro dressed in all black and bare footed peddling that Thesis ADD supplement. He seems exhausting and someone who also has a punchable face.

John Travolta in that Santa suite is starting to piss me off too. He’s been milking Stayin Alive for 7 decades.

Those Bounty commercials where somebody spills something, followed by everyone reacting in a horrified manner with the slow motion "Nooooooo!"

Jesus. By watching these, you'd think spilled Kool-Aid on the kitchen counter is akin to a Chernobyl-style accident.

Loan Falcon, Loan Cannon, and any other variation on the theme.

Call JG Wentworth R52! 877 CASH NOW!

Has anyone mentioned the commercials with the smelly twats?

R54 Lume is mentioned a lot around these parts.

Aunt Vivica and Ice T hawking that expensive 'car coverage' for repairs to your older cars. They should come clean and let their followers know chances of this company approving any car repair is zilch, no matter how much you invest in coverage. Shame on them for misleading their 'fans'.

Another vote for Santa Travolta

Listen to your Auntie Vivica..

I do like the Target Santa. Sexy!

The commercial for some face cream where the woman talks about how well it works and says, "Trust me. I'm a banker."

First of all, bankers are about the least trustworthy people in business (next to healthcare CEOs). And second, who the fuck cares what a banker has to say about face cream?

[quote] That Wegovy commercial with all the peoples walking and talking and walking and talking. Do we know where they are going? Will they just walk forward forever gathering more and more bystanders along the way?

"Sorry, son. I'm afraid you'll have to fix the car yourself. I need to join the March of the Fatties."

Quick hit slots with Jerry O'Connell. He really annoys me.

I'm sick of elderly hags Hocking makeup. Like what's Bobby Brown's problem where she's all like I wasn't done as if somebody forced her to retire some s***.

And lyrical is just irritating especially in her new commercial where her dress looks like she just put it on wrong due to its weird off the shoulder design.

[quote] I'm sick of elderly hags Hocking makeup. Like what's Bobby Brown's problem

I'm sick of hearing her say that her makeup only takes "a nanosecond" to apply.

[quote] Like what's Bobby Brown's problem where she's all like I wasn't done as if somebody forced her to retire some s***.

She started her small company in 1991, creating ten lipsticks. The company took off like a house on fire, and Estée Lauder Companies Inc. bought it in 1995, and hired her as their 'Chief Creative Officer'. They really grew the company in every direction, and in 2016 it was announced that Brown would be leaving. Though no explanation as to why was given by either party, it was believed that Brown and Estée Lauder had not been getting along for quite some time, and Lauder asked her to leave.

Upon her announcement at the end of 2016 that she would be leaving on December 31, the company released this statement: “Today the brand is sold in over 70 countries and is a top makeup artist brand founded by a woman. It’s a global prestige cosmetics powerhouse, with a highly promising future, poised for its next chapter of growth.”

Comes across as a nice kick in the ass to get her out the door.

The caveman Geico two-truths-and-a-lie commercial - I never liked the earlier caveman ads and wish they had stayed gone. Ugly and unfunny.

I'm still loving the 'Andersen Windows' guy Michael Smith. He's back in rotation these days and has lighter blond hair now (or so it seems). I can't find much on this guy - just this interview from 2020 which has a shirtless photo of him (wow ! what a chest!). I know on another site for gay guys there was some conversation that he used to be a 'male escort' in Toronto and NYC before he was the Andersen spokesperson, not sure how true it is.

Liberty Mutual with the guy and his large wax twin. At one point, he makes a sound that grates on me.

The Christmas Zales Jewelers commercial, featuring the first couple of lines from Augie Rios's 1958 song, “Dónde Está Santa Claus”:

I couldn't find the Zales commercial, but here's the song they're using:

[quote] The NEW JARDIANCE LADY!!! A big black lady in a jean jacket in a faux super market doing a “jazzy” version. I miss Deanna.

Deanna took Wegovy and is now too thin for Jardiance commercials.

That Kelly from Mattress Firm hating on the little boys, is Mattress Firm marketing to Karen's?

That horrible commercial with Jason Alexander playing all the roles at a cheap diner, sometimes in wigs and sometimes not, and I don't even know what product he's selling. It's all just so unappetizing.

That Crest commercial with Dr. Garcia and her dental chair popping up on an airplane. Bitch is blocking the bathroom and aisle-what if someone needs to take a dump?

The current Volkswagen commerial running almost on loop on Pluto for the electric van or whatever it is. Some older women bellowing out of key as if they specifically asked for a singer who can’t sing on key and whose voice is as grating as possible. Fuck Volkswagen AND their ad agency. They should all be fired and tossed out on the street.

r72, has Jason Alexander surreptitiously stolen Mr. Lundy from Young Sheldon and Chuck Lorre Productions?

Let me slip in a commercial that really tickles me. The Mom and Dad are in lawn chairs watching their 3 kids put on a show in the back yard. The kids are awful and talentless and apparently the show will go on and on and on and the parents are bound to their seats having to weakly smile at their offspring who will never make it to the front door of "America's Got Talent."

(Daddy is kind of hot too!)

I've noticed they're phasing out Christina UpSpeak in the Jacuzzi bath remodel commercials. The new ads have a man doing the voice overs, so that's some good news for 2025.

The new local NYC anti-smoking spot with the gorgeous guy seen in various stages of his life, with the end result being taken to the hospital with nurses cutting open his t-shirt and him dying on the table. I lost my partner to lung cancer and nobody is that pretty by the time they die of lung cancer. That gorgeous guy would be a shrunken, shriveled mummy before he codes out. THAT, they won't show you.

Sorry for your loss R78.

I like the Zocdoc commercial in which the feverish woman takes advice from the apparitions she's hallucinating.

Not when I hate but the Kohler walk-in bath commercial. Hairy otter daddy and his wife are lamenting their lame tub and then the hot jockey Kohler guy appears with his headset and makes a walkin tub appear. The wife just kind of walks off somewhere while the daddy gets naked and walks into the tub. The Kohler guy assures him that he's going to get a thorough soaking experience and then daddy desperately cries out how he really needs it. The color guy who has been staring at him the whole time then turns to the camera and says he REally do.

I forgot to mention the color guy talking about the extra wide opening and other daddy begging his wife to watch.

r81 -- You don't know from otters. That ain't one!

The trivago commercial with the old white guy with the crazy white and big teeth

On Plex - the handsome husband from Season 2 of Whote Lotis. He was also Mr PAMUK - the handsome guy who died in Lady Mary’s bed in Downton Abbey. Anyway he is driving a long distance ad pulled up to a huge estate. His wife opens the the door and says “You found it! “ He pulls out a red ball that belongs to the dog. The last shot is the dog dropping the ball out of his mouth and it rolling down the front steps.

White Lotus ^ I’ve been drinking.

The woman on the summit of a mountain yelling over to a woman on another peak about eyeglasses.

She is the same woman in the boat who finds the idiot adrift man.

^ I always think that's Linda Cardellini, but then I'm like "why would she be shilling eyeglasses?"

Neil Patrick Harris playing piano in a shiny gold suit as he sings about some phone game/gambling app. Shades of Peter Allen.

The Mando ad with Dr. Shannon Underboobs of Lume.

I never want to hear the term Schnitzel-sack again.

K-Y Yours and Mine

[quote]Neil Patrick Harris playing piano in a shiny gold suit as he sings about some phone game/gambling app. Shades of Peter Allen.

How much are these stars getting for the phone game/gambling app? Some of them make millions a picture.

The car commercial where the cunt remotely operates her car to abandon her date. He's and would be well worth dinner for a good f***. I said I'm pretty sure it's the same guy in The Chase commercial where he's drowning on about remodeling their house at least the tone of their voices are the same but I'm pretty sure it's the same guy.

The Trivago commercials with the bitchy one who is outraged that the hot man got a better deal. Such is life.

R94 -that is a funny commercial. Where he calls her “Sugar Mama” and says he is a competitive air drummer.

But that pic is not "a shirtless selfie". He's wearing a top.

The one with Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth and Kris Kardashian, shilling $300 sunglasses. Either Chris Pratt got some gnarly cosmetic surgery or the commercial director did him dirty with some weird filters on the camera because he looks different - almost didn't recognize him.

Chris Pratt is a cunt.

The Dove my neck, my back commercials selling body spray for stinky pussy and ass.

They replaced the “Grocery Outlet Bargain Market” girl/woman. …… Ok - you guys watch a lot of tv - in the latest Jardience commercial - the one with the black lady in the super market with her husband and daughter - WHY does the husband look so familiar? What else has he been in?

[quote] Chris Pratt is a cunt.

R9 is Anna Faris.

[quote]in the latest Jardience commercial - the one with the black lady in the super market with her husband and daughter

And she can't fucking sing. Her rendition is unaccaptable.

Another vote for the Trivago guy with the big scary white teeth. I guess he thinks he looks good?

The women sitting around singing about Club crackers and then one of them really gets into it abd sings in a really low register and they all laugh and I die a little each time.

A seasonal, local one for the NYC market. Some old Long Island man makes paving stones for your swimming pool and he has his unfunny sons in the ad as well as the rest of the family and it looks like a big MAGA gathering.

The Mannings are not photogenic at all and they are terrible at getting out their lines.

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Those Anderson window commercials with the Boson accent guy that looks like a MAGA chud.

I just saw an ad for Ritz crackers with two of the most disconcerting people in it - Michael Shannon and Aubrey Plaza. Michael Shannon just looks damn scary no matter what and his facial expression always looks serial killer-ish. Perfect dude to sell snack crackers.

The Oak Street health commercials with Marsha Warfield and Rita Moreno getting all sassy. Why are they always line dancing in these commercials. The note taking queen in scrubs is kinda cute.

To R107- I've met the Manning Bros. Eli Manning may be "ugly Hot" but he's smart as Hell. Really nice too!!

The Pedia what ever drink for stunted kids where they gulp down the drink and wipe their mouth with the back of their hands.

R106. Jersey!

They omega XL where John Walsh is bragging about how regularly he's now able to ride his wife and she talking about how tough you got to be to take his powerful cock and how she's able to do it for three or four hours a day.

That AT&T Fiber ad with the two hausfrauen gossiping about gagillionaire neighbors

The payday loan commercial with the queen who has "big plans" but can't wait til pay day to spend %500.00

Bobbi Brown, invoked above, sold her brand in 1995 to Estee Lauder with a 25-year noncompete and took a position heading up her division The non-compete ended in 2020, and she launched her company that caters to older women. She implies that EL cut corners on so-called clean ingredients. Also her makeup doesn't claim to hide wrinkles and the older set loves it anyway. Her store in my city is always jammed with women who want to look moisturized. It's a cult.

Advertising today is just bright lights and loud noises for a world that’s forgotten how to read and think.

Exactly, and I count on it

The woman who's passive Progessive with people because she doesn't save money like they do by being with Progressive. I also hate the one with the man in it.

Dulcolax: Their ad shows a woman open her bathroom door, stop in the doorway and show a contented smile, then she steps to the side and the camera focuses on the toilet. Okay... the stuff makes you poop but the ad is cringe.

That annoying bitch Drew with Orlando Bloom in that noxious cruise ship spot. I want to throw her overboard every time I see it.

What kind of asshole FFs a thread like this to get it lined out.

Do you really hate the OP that much?

[quote]That annoying bitch Drew with Orlando Bloom in that noxious cruise ship spot. I want to throw her overboard every time I see it.

Who the hell thought of pairing them together? Where is Katie, in a steamer trunk in the stateroom? Weird. Will give Drew credit, she is grabbing every dollar she can right now, between the millions for her talk show, she takes any commercial offer. She's set for life at 50.

Good. She should retire.

The "My Neck" song for a deodorant.

The Chik Fi Lay commercials suck dead dogs dick.

But when Christian eat the dog dick, it will be tasty dog dick, r128.

That's Theo James, R85.

Easy! nuts.com (I want to strangle that bitch!) and Jonathan from Colonial Penn insurance. Instant mute button!

Stitch Fix! Sounds great if you want to take style advice from a clown.

Not a big fan of the Iphone ad with the dweeby looking teen who gets his mom to photo him flexing his muscles. Later he sees that his mother is showing up in the photoshoot, reflected in a mirror. Dweebo gets defeated but then uses some app to erase mother out of his photos. Whatever, Apple.

R133 That commercial is creepy. What's up with that kid's hair?

Since I cut cable I never see most of these. Streaming takes a lot of breaks but half the time it’s just dead air. Fine with me since I’m usually reading at the same time.

This one bugs me: the ducklings talking on the Dawn commercial have grown up voices. Like in eat more beef ads they show a Holstein instead of a Hereford. I’m pretty sure old milk cows only show up in the cheapest ground beef.

What the fuck is the stupid Tom Brady rent a car one. He's all sad and depressed and keeps saying "let's go" because nothing is moving fast enough for him. Then he gets in the rental car that is paying him millions and instead saying excitingly "Lets GO!" he says it again in his sad sack voice. WTF?