Ellen's marriage: "IT'S HELL AT HOME!"

I hate these stupid celebrity stories. I don't care how they act in their personal lives.

Ellen entertains me. She isn't my friend.

No power and influence combined with a vast fortune sounds like heaven to me. Wealth, privacy, comfort. Where’s the problem?

we love you portia please get up!

if you need help let us know

blink once for no and twice for yes

What happened to the boo-hoo 😭 goodbye tour?

Ellen uses a bar of soap in a sock to keep Portia in line.

[quote]No power and influence combined with a vast fortune sounds like heaven to me. Wealth, privacy, comfort. Where’s the problem?

Agreed.

And anyway, if you have "a vast fortune " you've got plenty of power all the same.

I don't believe a word of such shit gossip unless there are named SOURCES.

Uh oh! It’s the narcissistic “discard” phase.

Run, Portia! And don’t drink any beverage she pours!

The despair in their eyes tells me everything I need to know.

Meh, Portia has been a broken spirit for decades.

This seems like bullshit.

But they look so chummy in those stupid ass Kind commercials where Ellen babble endlessly while Pirtis is just sorta there probably wondering why she her current hair looks so dreadful.

But she can still command a seat at the hottest restaurant or best rooms at a resort. She's old, why does she even give a shit at this point?

I thought it was oranges in a sock, r5. Who wants that home with you all day?!

heh! This helped take my mind off the election for 5 min, OP. Thanks!

[quote] But she can still command a seat at the hottest restaurant or best rooms at a resort. She's old, why does she even give a shit at this point?

She has narcissistic personality disorder and being a pariah with no attention is like daggers in the place where her heart should be.

Old narcissists don’t get better. They only get worse.

R1 = Kevin Hart

If Portia didn't run after Ellengate, why would she leave now? Ellen has sucked the life out of her anyway... seems like her career tanked right along with Ellen's. Poor thing. She was so funny on Arrested Development.

It’s a good thing they don’t have any children. Ellen would have been a terrible parent.

That was the first thing I thought of too, R19. If it's so hellish just being Ellen, with her wealth, fame and comforts, there is no room for a child and its needs -- their child would have had it ROUGH.

They look like exactly what they are: middle-aged greyed lesbians pretending they are still blond teenage boys wearing lipstick.

This is kind of funny. He he.

Sounds like she and GWB Jr. now have even more in common - they should hang out more.

Ellen is the kind of person who needs a 'scratching post', and her show satiated that need.

They better hire a dozen new staff just so Ellen can spread her hate for Helga, not the dirt, around and not solely on Portia.

Bipolar people problems, only happy when it rains.

Well played, R22.

As if they don't live separate lives. Houses like theirs have full wings

Who cares?

R9 nailed it.

Imagine Ellen full mouth munching on Portia’s succulent pussy

I hope Portia signed a good pre-nup act.

Ellen was never very funny, and I never understood her appeal. She saved her failing sitcom by coming out. Never watched more than five minutes of her talk show. RIP Ellen.

My pussy smells worse than spoiled clams and itches like crazy, but I'm still nicer than Ellen.

Oh we’re just heartbroken over this news-fuck you Ellen D-generate

R31- Never watched sit-com OR twalk show.Always new bitch was a bitch.

The shocker is they've been together since 2008. In Hollywood! Isn't that some sort of record?

Not for Lezzies…

Wow-Portia as ugly as Ellen.

Two ugly troll-looking hasbeens. They need to go away.

From day one I’d guess. There’s gotta be domestic violence. Sad.

Whatever you feel about her, it’s pretty crazy what has happened. She was respected by some for being a pioneer. She was beloved by others as a feel-good, housewife-pleasing host. Hollywood considered her a go-to for hosting shit. She was the non-controversial one who would call out people like Kathy Griffin or even Rosie for being too out there. And now she has lost all of those different support groups and is the toxic one.

Ellen has never looked more fresh and lovely.

It doesn't feel like she's gone away since she's always on those commercials

She was never very funny. We rallied behind her when she came out but eventually there wasn't much point, since she's NOT FUNNY. Just. Annoying. And apparently treated her staff and show staff badly, too.

If only Portia could just go into another room, or even wing, when Ellen's temper flares up . . .