Should I tell my husband that I used to be a cum dump bottom

Then it sounds like your anus speaks for itself, no?

Telling him that you constantly make up stupid stories on this site would be even more embarrassing.

He's already embarrassed to be seen at bars with you, according to your other stupid post.

Another, worthless, inane Teacake thread. He must’ve gone through some serious withdrawals with DL down today.

OP, isn't that how you met?

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MOTHERS "ALWAYS" KNOW, HUN.

nope

[quote]I'm torn for real...

That usually heals.

He knows. People talk.

Plus, he’s seen the videos.

Like Natalie Imbruglia torn?

Doesn't he ask when he can't feel the sides?

They don’t call him “the alley” for nothing.

If OP's dilemma is real, (which I doubt), he wants us to encourage him to tell his lover....NOT so that his husband can forgive him for his past and move on, but so....

A) either so his husband will not only accept him, but encourage he go back to it if it makes him happy ....OR

B( So his husband dumps him...thus he has an excuse to go back to his old ways.

R13 Thank you but you're putting too much thought into this...

I beez a cum dump, mafuckers!!!! 💦🍆

OP = Dawson from Treasure Island Media.

Also, OP/Dawson: "used to"....??

R3 you see this is why I sometimes lurk 24/7 even when I don’t care to post. I am not the OP. I am the most famous person ever on this site.

Muriel just one time. Tell em it’s not me. Lawd. 😆

OP, don't be dumb. Post better.

I swear on my mother I didn’t make this thread. I made 2 posts today. One about Blair Underwood, the other about onlyfans as a joke. This is fucking funny. Every neurotic post, somebody think is me. The shit might be true. I don’t know. It’s prolly not. I didn’t make this post thoooo.

[quote] I am the most deranged person ever on this site.

FIFY

R20 Bruh I didn’t make this thread tho. They swear they want me to stop posting so much. Even when I do they won’t stop. I don’t make this.

I didnt’t make this. See now Im typing fast coming a lil unhinge. It’s just crazy. Bruh it’s crazy.

Ok Matt your desperate bid for attention is causing major secondhand embarrassment.

And you never explained why you look like an aging lesbian.

R19. What name were those "two" posts created under. They weren't under Prince Akeem.

Bitch u are Matt. That’s what I done figured. I didn’t make these mafuckin threads. We’ll play this game for the next mafuckin year bitch. I ain’t make this. I won’t back down. Stop fucking lying. Be a man

OP = Beyoncé

🎵 One last dance with a stranger, I don’t need to know any numbers or names….

He already knows from when he's fisting you and the fridge falls out of your ass on its own OP.

no continue to lie.

Oh honey, EVERYONE knows. Even your 90 year old mother in Dubuque has heard the stories.

Either way, I suggest you remove that line as an achievement on your resume.

If the OP weren’t already an insufferable cunt, I’d wish that for him.

You sound like Karen Walker R30. I can hear that in my head.

Gee OP, I would've thought the prolapsed anus and the raging genital warts would've been a tip off. He's not too smart, is he?

If this is real, I find it sad your husband wouldn't already know your sexual history.