Let’s be people, things, and happenings at the annual opening night Halloween party at Mar A Lago - sort of fantasy version

I'm Kimberly Guilfoyle. I didn't have to wear a costume.

Last year was spectacular!

I’m Miss Lindzebelle dressed as Rapunzel, escorted by Brett Kavanaugh as my rescuing prince.

I am Lurch, attending as Barron.

[quote]Kristi Noem, Marsha Blackburn, Aileen Cannon, and Marjorie Taylor Green

Have some respect when you are speaking of our new Secretary of the Interior, Ambassador to China, Attorney General, and Secretary of State.

I’m the ghastly ugly Xmas trees from the WH Xmas past now used to scare guests

Mr. Sandman by the Trumpettes

I’m the octogenarian Mar-A-Lago club member dressed as a cowboy. The daughter-in-law of the soon to be emperor shakes her newer boobs in my face, then Junior’s gf Kimmy gives me a lap dance and takes my cash. I am then aroused, and thus escorted by Nauta, the valet, to a lovely suite for relief by Lady G wearing only a wig with an imitation princess crown and a négligée. When I’m done in a half hour, I am rushed out the suite for the arrival of another club donor. I’d swear he looks like Falwell Jr. dressed as Tinky Winky.

I came a Kamala Harris.

I just looked at an online map to see how close I am to there, and it's almost four hours. Long ride, now that I'm getting a bit older.

Hmmm...

I’m the Jack-o-lantern.

I’m the nightmarish, experimental cinema vibe.

I’ll be Laura the Loomer arriving in disguise.

I be best.

I'm the one who pointed at Ivanka and said, "What a lovely ostrich costume!"

Rudy drunk as fuck. He’s not the only one.

We be the two pee pee girls Pooty sent over to pleasure Trump. We are kept in the Mar-A-Lago basement boiler room on two cots full of bedbugs. We don’t get to leave except when Walt summons us to be escorted to Trump’s secret, personal activities room.

^We be given extra amenities when we poo poo 💩 on big heads, JD & Matt.

No pussy?

The killer of exotic wildlife and jilted, Kimmy the Witch.