Lets be the Law & Order SVU episode

I’m the non-ending.

I'm the right wing politician prototype who function as the husband.

I'm Christopher Meloni's amazing cakes.

I’m the victim who doesn’t want to press charges because my rapist is black.

I’m the vast conspiracy coverup that is somehow also linked to an animal welfare terrorist group.

R3 I’m ten seasons ago.

I’m Oleebia’s nearing mandatory retirement age.

I'm the pledge paddle. You know where I go. It's not gay if guys use me on another guy.. See also: hockey stick.

I misread the thread title. Sorry.

I’m the coffee cup.

I’m the Hudson U undergrad who will somehow get caught up in this mess.

I'm the cold society mother who tries to implicate the poor Hispanic kid to protect her precious but evil son.

I’m the “bus” Olivia is always screaming for.

I'm the maid who continues scrubbing the floors while being questioned.

I’m available to guest at a lowly rate.

Olivia’s face, which has the expression of a constipated baby

Too soon, OP, if ever. Grow up.

Shame on you for mocking one of the most horrific cases of domestic violence on record. This crime could have happened to any of your loved ones ... or to you. Still funny?

Excessive pointless bitchery - the silent killer.

R17 Fuck up. The shit happened years ago.

The case came to public knowledge only recently. Are you saying you were aware of the crimes as they occurred, r18?

Keep flapping your stupid jaws, blood clot. Maybe you'll be subpoenaed during appeals - or did you miss that little detail?

R19 It’s not too soon. Go away, you bore.

R17 clearly hasn't been fucked in a lonnnnnnnnnng time.

I’m Olivia’s sexual magnetism. No man or woman, straight or gay, can resist me.

R22 Olivia was lowkey bad bad in them early seasons. I’m a gay leaning bisexual but woulda beat. She just had that look.

I’m Oleebia barking out an order to her underlings and then leaving the scene.

I'm the unrealistic and over dramatic plot lines

I'm the insanely high body count at Hudson University.

I'm Olivia dressing as a hooker to ensnare the accused

I'm Olivia's son who gets kidnapped by my aunt who's also a cartel madame.

We're the names Avery and Lewis. We're used all the time, both as first and last names. All the fuckin' time.

I'm Noah who came out to Olivia at a very early age.

I'm Munch, being dispatched to make wisecracks to every person he makes enquiries with.

I’m the special guest star who’s either killed off or tossed in prison.

I'm Dr. Warner and I know that dust particles from the victim's anus could only have come from a specific street in the Bronx 🥴

I'll be the despicable murder who happens to be a hot white guy.

I'm the framed photograph of Clarence Thomas in an alternate reality where Stabler became chief.

I'm Tobias Beecher, freshly released and trying to connect with Stabler without ending up back in the joint.

I'm the actor you recognize playing a different character from another SVU role years earlier.

Oui.

I'm Marishka's stilted line readings. She does this all the time now:

"Let's wait - until the autopsy report is in."

Every line readings starts with two words, a pause, then the rest. And other actors are doing it too.

Oh, and the other thing she's been doing forever is "TELL me . . . "

R33 😂. Marry me.

I’m the filming locations that usually resemble the scene addresses that flash on the screen.

I'm the crime victim who has a disability.

I'm Olivia not doing my job because zim obsessed about that bastard child Noah. It's always about fucking Noah.

Not lately R43. I don't think he's been in an episode for months. He's disappeared like Rachel's daughter did that last season of Friends.

I’m Ice-T’s son in a guest appearance using his alum connects at Hudson U to help solve the crime.

I'm Danny Pino's really expensive toupee. Doubt I exist? Get a good look at his forehead in closeups. His hairline has that snow hanging over the eaves look.

I'm the disabled victim.

R14 ⚰️ ⚰️. You belong in comedy heaven.

I'm the very hot guy who turns out to be a brother-raping murderer, but you keep wanting to get me in bed anyway.

I'm the sick twisted purveyor of the website that was used to connect all these deviants. I'm probably being played by John Waters.

R44 yeah now that he has that half brother and his family upstate I think they've just pretty much shipped him off up there son st permanently

I'm Noah who got "Jonathan Bower-ed," because I am no longer cute and am displaying very effeminate qualities.

I'm Oleebia at any joyful gathering, standing in a doorway far from the group, eyes full of emotion.

I'm the two minutes of dialogue you didn't pay attention to and have to go back and watch because you were too busy trying to identify EXACTLY where in Manhattan this particular street scene was filmed by trying to identify buildings/landmarks in the background.

What happened to Noah? Jonathan is fine according g to Google AI search result: Jonathan Bower is a former Country Economist at the International Growth Centre (IGC) in Rwanda. He is also known for his role as Jonathan Bower in the TV series "Who's the Boss?", played by actor Danny Pintauro. He has a background in development economics and has worked in policy research and resource mobilization.

I'm the Chinatown nail salon owner involved in human trafficking, of course.

I'm the actor who plays Carisi. It's obvious I'm not really Catholic because when I make the sign of the cross I make it large enough that everyone thinks I'm signaling ships.

R17 all the Meghan Markle threads and resulting SEO has caused Datalounge to be invaded by fraus who have the nerve to scold us.

Frau R17 has clearly never known the touch of a man.

[quote]This crime could have happened to any of your loved ones ... or to you.

No, stupid R17. It didn't. And won't. And never will. "What ifs" are clearly the emptiest of arguments ever proffered in any theoretical discussion.