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Cooper Koch lets us know that was ALL HIM in the shower scene of Monsters

He also loves himself way too much. But that is a different topic of discussion.

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by Anonymousreply 242October 21, 2024 7:52 PM

He sure loves himself

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by Anonymousreply 1October 15, 2024 3:37 AM

So now we have a Cooper Koch troll? šŸ™„

by Anonymousreply 2October 15, 2024 3:40 AM

Posting about something that just happened minutes ago doesn’t make one a troll. Look at your own posting history r2. Should we assume you’re a troll because of how many threads you’ve posted and replied to in the last few hours?

by Anonymousreply 3October 15, 2024 3:42 AM

huh?

by Anonymousreply 4October 15, 2024 3:42 AM

I kind of figured it was him because the pubes were too trimmed.

Good for him for being willing to show it off.

by Anonymousreply 5October 15, 2024 3:44 AM

I haven't watched Monsters yet and had no idea who he was until WWHL tonite. Andy was salivating during the entire 30 mins. Cooper is cute but generic looking and clearly enjoying the attention. But who wouldn't?

by Anonymousreply 6October 15, 2024 3:46 AM

This guy is good-looking, hung, gay, and enjoying his moment of fame. Who would expect him to act any differently, really? Although I know there will inevitably be pearl clutching over his immodesty here.

by Anonymousreply 7October 15, 2024 3:51 AM

Cooper Duper!

by Anonymousreply 8October 15, 2024 3:51 AM

He better not be a bottom with that lovely dong.

by Anonymousreply 9October 15, 2024 3:52 AM

I want that Koch. Too, bad he's so effeminate. Still a keeper, just put a hand over his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 10October 15, 2024 3:57 AM

R7 you can be attractive and humble.

by Anonymousreply 11October 15, 2024 3:58 AM

Not the first time...

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by Anonymousreply 12October 15, 2024 3:59 AM

His penis and balls are very dark. He’s ā€œwhiteā€

by Anonymousreply 13October 15, 2024 4:00 AM

...another scene.

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by Anonymousreply 14October 15, 2024 4:01 AM

Is he the American Johnny Bailey?

by Anonymousreply 15October 15, 2024 4:03 AM

No indication he's "hung". Shower scene not showing a large endowement. I would wantingly fake an O face for this cutie, but I've seen bigger, average snausages.

by Anonymousreply 16October 15, 2024 4:08 AM

So it seems he has a nice face and body. He can act, he’s young and has a very nice grower. But the clips of him outside of the films make me cringe. He sounds vapid and annoying. I hope he matures and grows socially to match his good looks.

by Anonymousreply 17October 15, 2024 4:09 AM

R16, Are you seriously suggesting he's below average?

by Anonymousreply 18October 15, 2024 4:11 AM

R6 what interview did you watch? Andy looked pretty indifferent to him most times, especially when discussing the Menendez stuff.

by Anonymousreply 19October 15, 2024 4:12 AM

Why are you all speaking like you’ve seen him fully erect?

by Anonymousreply 20October 15, 2024 4:12 AM

I thought he was just exquisite in Monsters. Just absolutely stunning, both physically and in his performance.

Having lived through similar experiences a youngster that the Menendez brothers did, (minus all the murder) I was so impressed with his portrayal of how difficult it is to speak that truth out loud. He's an exceptional actor.

I'm glad he's a sassy bitch in real life. Hollywood needs more confident talented outspoken queer actors. Such a welcome change from all the cowardly closet-cases and their fake girlfriends.

by Anonymousreply 21October 15, 2024 4:20 AM

I wish Chavez would go full frontal.

by Anonymousreply 22October 15, 2024 4:25 AM

A semi-erect penis that was real? Bravo.

by Anonymousreply 23October 15, 2024 4:29 AM

He has that tone in his voice which suggests he and his hags love ganging up on people when they smell blood in the water.

by Anonymousreply 24October 15, 2024 4:31 AM

Chavez is set on being taken seriously as a young actor. He isn’t doing full frontal (like most don’t), and if he did it would be in a respectful manner and not tasteless and trashy.

Koch is set on being a celebrity, hanging out with Kim Kardashian and spending all his time at clubs, concerts and bars, while Chavez is trying to work.

by Anonymousreply 25October 15, 2024 4:39 AM

The maiden aunt brigade has now chimed in.

by Anonymousreply 26October 15, 2024 4:41 AM

There were actually numerous times Andy looked like he didn’t care for Koch. They seemed to bump heads without bumping heads, if that makes sense. Cooper goes around making the Menendez brothers sound like saints and Andy is like, ā€œnahā€. At the end of this Andy says there are NO HEROES in this story, and he’s right.

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by Anonymousreply 27October 15, 2024 4:42 AM

R27 You couldn't be more wrong. He has said numerous times that they are not innocent. They did kill their parents and they did deserve prison time. However, it's been 35 years. Considering they were abused since small children, 35 years is more than enough. They would have been out a long time ago if they were convicted of manslaughter.

by Anonymousreply 28October 15, 2024 4:53 AM

R28 the footage exists. He said none of those things. He speaks of them as amazing people.

Again, the footage exists. It’s 2024.

by Anonymousreply 29October 15, 2024 4:55 AM

Sure, R25, because Chavez's role on Grotesquerie just screams serious, tasteful young actor. Flogging yourself in leather chaps with your ass hanging out and banging nuns is somehow more respectable than a full frontal scene?

by Anonymousreply 30October 15, 2024 4:55 AM

R30 yeah, it does. He’s acting and doing amazing. Grotesquerie is a great series.

by Anonymousreply 31October 15, 2024 4:58 AM

Everything shown of the Priest is to show how dark and fucked up the Priest is.

Showing dick on film is a career killer.

by Anonymousreply 32October 15, 2024 4:59 AM

I don’t know what you guys are seeing but I’ve never met a white gay with that type of voice and sass who wasn’t a complete mean girl asshole.

by Anonymousreply 33October 15, 2024 5:00 AM

When I look at Cooper Koch, I’m looking at a model who acts and who wants to be a celebrity. NAC is a star. He has a star aura. Cooper is just pretty.

by Anonymousreply 34October 15, 2024 5:03 AM

R33 agreed. You can tell he’s a mean girl type behind the scenes. I mean, look at his response to the girl asking if he has a boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 35October 15, 2024 5:04 AM

R30 Nailed it.

by Anonymousreply 36October 15, 2024 5:11 AM

BTW, I put that one NAC stan on ignore and half of the replies are gone. What a surprise. If we want to praise this out and proud talented actor, we can. Take your hate somewhere else.

by Anonymousreply 37October 15, 2024 5:14 AM

I don’t think he’s that pretty. His gay face is a turn off. I’m pretty flamy and I don’t smile with my whole mouth the way he does. That’s a sign of a Mama’s gay boy with all her shitty traits.

by Anonymousreply 38October 15, 2024 5:22 AM

The Menendez brothers should stay in prison. Premeditated murder, in the first degree. Make animal food from them. We are too, soft of crime. Koch can't get many roles due to the serious lisp.

by Anonymousreply 39October 15, 2024 5:24 AM

Op you posting this made me go watch the full interview, well at least the 3 minutes posted on YouTube. I’m officially a fan of Cooper. He seems real.

by Anonymousreply 40October 15, 2024 5:44 AM

He comes from old money. Old old Hollywood money.

by Anonymousreply 41October 15, 2024 5:45 AM

There's a gold ring on his left ring finger. Is he married? If he's on the market, he really should take it off. Learn from Glen, Coop.

by Anonymousreply 42October 15, 2024 5:53 AM

No one cares about him. Everyone wants Chavez.

by Anonymousreply 43October 15, 2024 6:01 AM

R43 Fuck off you deranged cunt. If you want to worship a straight pussyhound, fine. This thread is for Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 44October 15, 2024 6:09 AM

[quote]Showing dick on film is a career killer.

Maybe in America. Not in most of the world.

by Anonymousreply 45October 15, 2024 6:25 AM

R45 Not in America anymore either. That poster must be a dinosaur.

by Anonymousreply 46October 15, 2024 6:31 AM

OP is responsible for a quarter of the posts in this thread (without even counting his other account), and yet tries to pretend he isn't obsessed with Cooper and instead prefers the bland straight one? So why aren't you creating threads about him and posting obsessively in them instead?

by Anonymousreply 47October 15, 2024 8:11 AM

R45,

Ewan McGregor was always whipping his cock out on film when he was younger. It did him no harm.

by Anonymousreply 48October 15, 2024 8:37 AM

Jesus Christ, he’s so fucking femme. Barf.

by Anonymousreply 49October 15, 2024 8:50 AM

R48 yes. In artsy and foreign made films. This is Hollywood. And yes, showing dick 100% kills your career. They tried making Michael Fassbender a thing off of showing dick and look at him now.

Theres a reason most male actors are told to never show dick.

by Anonymousreply 50October 15, 2024 8:53 AM

Ewan McGregor has never been all that big in the states outside of landing Star Wars and a few high profile gigs. Most which flopped.

Hollywoods top actors aren’t showing dick. And those who did stopped the minute they hit it big. And that is still the case.

by Anonymousreply 51October 15, 2024 8:56 AM

R50 oh god. They tried to make Michael Fassbender a household name but he didn’t resonate with Americans. He is a very talented actor but sometimes timing is everything. It’s not because he showed peen. I would agree with your sentiment 20 years ago but not in present day Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 52October 15, 2024 8:58 AM

This guy is just unremarkable and he’s too unbelievably effeminate for a career in Hollywood. Ryan Murphy will be it for him.

by Anonymousreply 53October 15, 2024 9:10 AM

I don’t understand why these Menendez threads always turn into Chavez vs. Koch flame wars. They’re obviously both talented, and different enough that they likely won’t compete with each other for roles. Plenty of room for both.

by Anonymousreply 54October 15, 2024 9:22 AM

R54 Because of cunts like r44, which I’m not sure if it’s satire or truly mentally unwell.

by Anonymousreply 55October 15, 2024 9:24 AM

R54 Because the asshole NAC fans come on Cooper's threads to bash him. They are certified trolls. I don't go on NAC's threads to bash him. I have no interest in NAC, which is why I ignore those threads. If only the deranged NAC stans would do the same...

by Anonymousreply 56October 15, 2024 9:26 AM

R55 This is a thread about Cooper, NOT Nicholas. If you want to worship him you are free to do so, in one of his gazillion threads on here. There is literally no reason to even mention NAC on a Cooper thread. The deranged ones are the trolls who refuse to stay on topic, like you.

by Anonymousreply 57October 15, 2024 9:28 AM

R57 oh my. Yes sir. I try to respect when boundaries have been explicitly stated.

by Anonymousreply 58October 15, 2024 9:33 AM

r26 which post specifically makes you say that?

by Anonymousreply 59October 15, 2024 9:46 AM

Cooper Krotch

by Anonymousreply 60October 15, 2024 9:56 AM

R52 maybe you should stop signing into different accounts to reply to yourself, then maybe you can stay focused on the topic.

No one said that Michael was a bad actor. We are not discussing the talent of an actor. Pay attention. You’re the one making the discussion and yet you don’t even know what this discussion is about. We are discussing why actors do not show dick in film. Michael Fasbender is not taking seriously by the public. When people mention him, even on here, people don’t discuss what a good actor he is. Everyone wants to discuss that film. He did where he showed Dick. A film that flopped, by the way. There’s a reason why Hollywood doesn’t have its top actors show dick. Welcome to the real world.

by Anonymousreply 61October 15, 2024 10:48 AM

R61 Bitch I don’t do that. We are all entitled to our opinion. Someone stated that Fassbender’s career was over because he showed dick and I disagree with that. I don’t think it’s a big deal in 2024 Hollywood nor even for the past decade. It’s really that mafuckin simple. You have one opinion, and I have a different one. All that fucking histrionics and telling someone to ā€œpay attentionā€ to a mafuckin thread, like it’s a school assignment…yea miss me with that bullshit. Get a life.

by Anonymousreply 62October 15, 2024 11:01 AM

r62 "Bitch I don’t do that."

BWA HA HA HA HA, oh Teafake you're an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 63October 15, 2024 11:03 AM

Why the fuck do some of yall come to the site if you swear it’s just 7 posters(you and your flunkies) and then me as everyone else. I have never been two different people on a single thread. NEVER have I done that wack shit. I HAVE been locked out of one account and then logged into another and then gone back to the same thread. I’m neurotic(Madonna voice). But I always acknowledge it and I don’t talk to myself pretending to be someone else. I don’t fucking look for co-signs. I am me. I’m from Brooklyn by way of DC bitch.

by Anonymousreply 64October 15, 2024 11:10 AM

Cooper said he has a bf.

by Anonymousreply 65October 15, 2024 11:19 AM

I am pre-exhausted at how hard he will work during Emmy season. He will make Anne Hathaway and Darren Criss seem like Glenda Jackson and Marlon Brando.

by Anonymousreply 66October 15, 2024 11:34 AM

It’s a new day in Hollywood as far as male full frontal goes. Male full frontal has become common in edger TV shows today. No it does not hurt careers. It’s usually a prosthetic but it makes no difference.

Eric Dane and Theo James are examples who’ve done it, literally revived their careers.

by Anonymousreply 67October 15, 2024 11:38 AM

Both used prosthetics, R67.

by Anonymousreply 68October 15, 2024 11:43 AM

Yeah..no.

by Anonymousreply 69October 15, 2024 11:57 AM

If I ever ran in the same circles as this slut, he would receive the fucking of a lifetime. Ok I need to get sleep and I actually feel sleepy for a change.

by Anonymousreply 70October 15, 2024 12:32 PM

R67 ā€œliterallyā€

Oh, dear

by Anonymousreply 71October 15, 2024 12:57 PM

Part of me wants him to tone it all the way down, but another part of me loves how unabashedly faggy he is. I'd fuck his hole until there was nothing left, is what I'm saying.

by Anonymousreply 72October 15, 2024 12:59 PM

This is the first time I’ve heard his voice. I’m surprised he gets cast in anything.

by Anonymousreply 73October 15, 2024 1:38 PM

Miss Koch is not a serious actress. She should focus on marrying well.

by Anonymousreply 74October 15, 2024 1:49 PM

His career will go about as well as Cody Fern’s.

by Anonymousreply 75October 15, 2024 2:12 PM

[quote] Is he the American Johnny Bailey?

I am not sure but there is definitely a market for one. NO ONE is more annoying than Jonathan Bailey. I would love to see him eclipsed by a younger, cuter, more flamboyant, louder, less decorous American homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 76October 15, 2024 2:21 PM

[quote]No it does not hurt careers. It’s usually a prosthetic but it makes no difference.

Well, with the potential of being depicted as hung huge with a prosthetic, why would it. Is it really full frontal if it's a prosthetic add-on?

[quote]Eric Dane and Theo James are examples who’ve done it, literally revived their careers.

Eric Dane did it? I missed that. Prosethetic or au natural, I wonder.

by Anonymousreply 77October 15, 2024 2:27 PM

I want Cooper in me, deeply, maniacally thrusting until the white stuff comes out of each of us.

by Anonymousreply 78October 15, 2024 3:11 PM

I don't think his performance in Monsters has really been above high school theater level

by Anonymousreply 79October 15, 2024 3:30 PM

R51 so Cooper can go on to have a fairly decent, not killed career like Ewan. Got it,

by Anonymousreply 80October 15, 2024 4:27 PM

He's lying. The semi-hard on in the shower is rubber.

by Anonymousreply 81October 15, 2024 4:44 PM

Well I dunno. It's not that impressive, so maybe he's a grower and that's his dong. I think the side angle is rubber: 1) based on the look of his avg dick in the horror movie Swallowed, where it's not longer than his nuts. 2) And based on the weird angle halfway down the shaft, in the side view. And 3) how it moved in the scene. It could just be semi engorged but my money says this is rubber.

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by Anonymousreply 82October 15, 2024 4:59 PM

Frontal, soap play, might be his real dong. Though I doubt they would swap between rubber and real while shooting one scene.

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by Anonymousreply 83October 15, 2024 5:01 PM

It's quite bigger and thicker in the Monsters frontal. Compared to its state in Swallow. And on stage.

by Anonymousreply 84October 15, 2024 5:01 PM

Murphy ordered Nicholas Alexander Chavez's speedo stuffed to astonishing volume.

by Anonymousreply 85October 15, 2024 5:07 PM

r12 so was he actually semi-hard because the cock is WAY bigger on Netflix.

by Anonymousreply 86October 15, 2024 5:26 PM

[Quote] I don’t understand why these Menendez threads always turn into Chavez vs. Koch flame wars.

because that's the essence of DL. Welcome R54

by Anonymousreply 87October 15, 2024 5:40 PM

Andy likes CHARMING hot young men. Koch isn't much of a charmer in this appearance. Rather smug.

by Anonymousreply 88October 15, 2024 5:42 PM

In every interview I have seen so far, he constantly talks over and interrupts the actor who played his brother in the series. You can tell it pisses the other actor off.

by Anonymousreply 89October 15, 2024 5:48 PM

He's very cute but very annoying. I hope he matures quickly, otherwise probably fading soon...

by Anonymousreply 90October 15, 2024 5:50 PM

Cooper is a smug cunt. This is fact because even compared to Andy Cohen, Cooper comes across as the insufferable one.

by Anonymousreply 91October 15, 2024 5:50 PM

Based on your observation, you might bother to learn the other actor's name. Nicholas Alexander Chavez. Who is an entirely different kind of hot than pretty boy Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 92October 15, 2024 5:50 PM

He’s too long in the tooth to be behaving that way. It’s funny that this interview didn’t even get the gays and fraus salivating. They all say that they didn’t need to know that and how freakin annoying he is.

by Anonymousreply 93October 15, 2024 6:07 PM

R72 He’s pretty faggy but thank god he doesn’t have a high pitch voice. I hate high pitch voices. And then he is just so good looking, his demeanor just works. I’d fucked the shit out of this rich Jew.

by Anonymousreply 94October 15, 2024 6:11 PM

[quote] Op you posting this made me go watch the full interview, well at least the 3 minutes posted on YouTube. I’m officially a fan of Cooper. He seems real.—Prince-Akeem

You're hardly the best judge on what seems real, lying old white man.

by Anonymousreply 95October 15, 2024 6:17 PM

R95 whatever gets your rocks off big dawg. You are obviously mentally ill to WANT to keep arguing with a complete stranger online.

by Anonymousreply 96October 15, 2024 6:20 PM

Calling yourself well hung on TV is low-class. Cooper just slipped in my esteem.

by Anonymousreply 97October 15, 2024 6:23 PM

[quote] You are obviously mentally ill

Close to a dozen different screen names.

Several drug induced (or pretend drug induced) freakouts

Pretending to be your sister on here.

Carrying on conversations with your sock puppet accounts.

I think we know who is the mentally ill one, dear.

by Anonymousreply 98October 15, 2024 6:24 PM

I have nothing to prove. That really was my sister posted that shit. Anyways she is not to be discussed. I’ve cut those people out of my life. As for everything else. You just THINK I’m talking to my sock poppets. But that’s why you are a failure in life, you never really mastered thinking. Carry on. I got time today.

by Anonymousreply 99October 15, 2024 6:27 PM

Hijacking every motherfucking thread and Muriel just allows you to exist. Hijacking every fkin thread to go back and forth with a mafucker you don’t even know. Make it make sense. Apologies to whoever this OP is that this loon has hijacked your thread.

by Anonymousreply 100October 15, 2024 6:28 PM

R24 So he’s a DLer then.

by Anonymousreply 101October 15, 2024 6:32 PM

R101 That post was completely lost on me. Like what tone does this guy have in his voice to indicate he is confrontational. And he would send his hags after you??It reeks of jealousy.

by Anonymousreply 102October 15, 2024 6:35 PM

Fuck off and die, junkie.

by Anonymousreply 103October 15, 2024 7:08 PM

I guess you gon keep saying that until that long lost nephew puts in a hospice. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 104October 15, 2024 7:09 PM

Junkie fingers, proofreading is your only friend.

by Anonymousreply 105October 15, 2024 7:16 PM

Least I got fuckbuddies. Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 106October 15, 2024 7:20 PM

r45 Who cares about the world. He is a US actor. Why do non-americans center themselves??

by Anonymousreply 107October 15, 2024 8:18 PM

Cooper comes from a wealthy family, he's gay, attractive, tall, and from the LA area, of course he'd be smug.

by Anonymousreply 108October 15, 2024 8:52 PM

[quote] Calling yourself well hung on TV is low-class.

That seems to be the takeaway for most people. The more interviews he does the more people dislike him. He’s rude and obnoxious. He talks over people and says some pretty stupid shit.

by Anonymousreply 109October 15, 2024 8:59 PM

[quote] Cooper comes from a wealthy family, he's gay, attractive, tall, and from the LA area, of course he'd be smug.

Good, then the harder he’ll fall.

by Anonymousreply 110October 15, 2024 9:03 PM

R108 He really doesn’t come across as smug to me. He is just himself. Yet he is a bit queenie. He is a very very good looking guy. I think some of yall are missing that there is a whole generation of gay guys who DID NOT grow up feeling some type of way about being gay. He would have been in high school post 2010, rich and liberal. Being gay isn’t thought of as being less. I wish that could have been my experience growing up.

by Anonymousreply 111October 15, 2024 9:07 PM

[quote] He really doesn’t come across as smug to me. He is just himself.

People don’t pretend to be smug. They’re look smug because they’re just being themselves.

by Anonymousreply 112October 15, 2024 9:13 PM

Wow, he's a better actor than I originally thought, did not see the purse dropping out of his mouth when he was acting as a closet gayling in Monsters.

by Anonymousreply 113October 15, 2024 9:25 PM

r108 He is a butter face.

by Anonymousreply 114October 15, 2024 11:12 PM

[quote]Cooper Koch lets us know that was ALL HIM in the shower scene of Monsters

Nobody wanted to know.

by Anonymousreply 115October 16, 2024 12:00 AM

Yes, there's just no discussion or conjecture to be found anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 116October 16, 2024 12:08 AM

R116 the same three pathetic queens starting thread after thread about him and flooding those threads with post after post proves my point.

by Anonymousreply 117October 16, 2024 12:19 AM

It’s probably Koch starting them.

by Anonymousreply 118October 16, 2024 12:30 AM

[quote] Cooper is a smug cunt. This is fact because even compared to Andy Cohen, Cooper comes across as the insufferable one.

It's funny because I just watched the episode and even Andy seems somewhat unamused by him. If you're getting the "gurl?!" from Andy Cohen then you are REALLY doing too much.

by Anonymousreply 119October 16, 2024 12:35 AM

Yes, you can tell Andy was not liking him too much. He was way too full of himself.

Yes, he’s tall and pretty and from a rich family, but he needs to relax. He’s also a Nepo baby. He doesn’t want people realizing he comes from a family of producers and filmmakers in Hollywood. His great-grandfather was one of the Executive Producers on Ghost, Airplane 1 and 2, The Odd Couple, tons of tv shows and other movies, and produced the Oscars for numerous years. He was also a 4 time Emmy nominee.

And he wasn’t the only one in the family working in Hollywood. So he has ties to the industry, unlike NAC who has actually been working hard to move up. That’s also probably why Koch clearly gives zero fucks while NAC takes it all very seriously

by Anonymousreply 120October 16, 2024 3:39 AM

[quote]I’d fucked the shit out of this rich Jew.

If Cooper is Jewish, how come his cock looks uncut?

by Anonymousreply 121October 16, 2024 6:54 AM

Andy wanted to fuck him. You can just tell. I think Andy realizes he is getting older and his looks will soon fade. Still love him for life tho.

by Anonymousreply 122October 16, 2024 7:02 AM

R122 not even slightly. You clearly have zero discernment and can’t tell body language or expressions. Andy didn’t like him. Neither did Ryan Murphy.

by Anonymousreply 123October 16, 2024 8:46 AM

Well we agree to disagree. Andy was having a blast with him. Here is a longer interview.

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by Anonymousreply 124October 16, 2024 9:06 AM

Cooper has boxed himself into the "gay corner" with appearances like that. That's totally fine but here go his chances as the next James Bond.

by Anonymousreply 125October 16, 2024 10:46 AM

Lmao ā€œa blastā€. Hardly. Smiling isn’t having a blast

by Anonymousreply 126October 16, 2024 11:02 AM

OP Your title is now longer than the King of England's

The No One Is Gay Everyone Is Autistic Or Russell Who The Fuck Nicholas Galitzine Cooper Koch Troll

and All Your ASYLUMS Beyond The Seas.

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by Anonymousreply 127October 16, 2024 11:06 AM

If Cooper's career were really as dead as so many here are predicting then those same people wouldn't hate him with such vehemence.

by Anonymousreply 128October 16, 2024 12:05 PM

Whatever helps you sleep, r128.

by Anonymousreply 129October 16, 2024 12:24 PM

He seems a bit tipsy in the interview to me.

by Anonymousreply 130October 16, 2024 1:07 PM

R125 He’s not British.

by Anonymousreply 131October 16, 2024 3:44 PM

He must be a really good actor. In "Monsters" I didn't detect "gay voice". However, in the links above....pink pocketbooks effortlessly fly out of his mouth. Unless, it's simply an affectation.

by Anonymousreply 132October 16, 2024 8:48 PM

R132 Phenomenal actor. He puts on straight bro voice for a quick second during one of the interviews.

by Anonymousreply 133October 16, 2024 8:54 PM

R132 he’s an actor. He’s pretty feminine and very gay in real life. During that interview he said he’s always known how to code-switch to not sound gay.

by Anonymousreply 134October 16, 2024 9:13 PM

NAC is taken aback by the thirsty reaction to him online ever since the show came out.

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by Anonymousreply 135October 16, 2024 9:15 PM

r135 So post it in a thread about him? Or are people so uninterested in him that you need to shoehorn him into a thread about someone else?

by Anonymousreply 136October 16, 2024 9:45 PM

R136 well at least you didn’t cuss em out this time lol.

by Anonymousreply 137October 16, 2024 10:19 PM

Weren’t the threads about NAC deleted? R136

by Anonymousreply 138October 16, 2024 10:31 PM

R12 = avg.

by Anonymousreply 139October 16, 2024 11:08 PM

[quote]He’s not British.

Neither is Pierce Brosnan.

by Anonymousreply 140October 16, 2024 11:23 PM

R140 are you being a cunt. Pierce Brosnan is from Ireland. You know what I mean. James Bond can be from any part of the UK. Cooper is an American Jew.

by Anonymousreply 141October 16, 2024 11:26 PM

Cooper is also super gay. And Ireland isn’t a part of the UK.

by Anonymousreply 142October 16, 2024 11:32 PM

[quote] are you being a cunt. Pierce Brosnan is from Ireland. You know what I mean. James Bond can be from any part of the UK. Cooper is an American Jew.—Prince-Akeem

You have a problem with Jewish people, you piece of garbage?

by Anonymousreply 143October 16, 2024 11:34 PM

Northern Ireland is. Pierce Brosnan does a very good British accent.

by Anonymousreply 144October 16, 2024 11:35 PM

I figured as much. Pierce is Irish but grew up in London. His accent is too natural. He is culturally British.

by Anonymousreply 145October 16, 2024 11:37 PM

R144 reread my other posts. First of all, I love Jews and am a fan of Cooper. But let’s be real. Bond has to be culturally British and they certainly aren’t going to let some Beverly Hills gay GenZer Jew be the first exception.

by Anonymousreply 146October 16, 2024 11:40 PM

R143* ^^^. My past post was intended for.

by Anonymousreply 147October 16, 2024 11:41 PM

He is not married, despite the wedding ring.

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by Anonymousreply 148October 18, 2024 8:31 PM

Pierce Brosnan has IRISH, not UK, citizenship, and he is NOT from Northern Ireland, you ignorant slut.

by Anonymousreply 149October 18, 2024 8:36 PM

I mean, him calling him his ā€œboyfriendā€ should have given that away. I don’t know why people are shocked his BOYFRIEND isn’t his husband.

by Anonymousreply 150October 18, 2024 8:37 PM

R150 People are shocked because he is wearing a wedding ring my friend. I had a feeling he wasn’t actually married when I saw on my Andy. I just did. I know two guys who wear wedding rings who aren’t married though one is in a serious relationship. They’re both straight and use it to get pussy.

by Anonymousreply 151October 18, 2024 8:45 PM

[quote] People are shocked because he is wearing a wedding ring my friend.

I was crying and shaking when I learned this.

by Anonymousreply 152October 18, 2024 8:52 PM

Is it a wedding ring or promise ring?

by Anonymousreply 153October 18, 2024 8:54 PM

It's his cock ring. For his tiny little pecker that is always taped down and replaced with large rubber prosthetics for sexy film shoots.

by Anonymousreply 154October 18, 2024 8:57 PM

Cooper Koch admitted to Andy Cohen has that he a boyfriend. See R148.

by Anonymousreply 155October 18, 2024 9:11 PM

Brosnan is from the Republic not the North. My Irish dad insists that he is faking a cheesy Irish accent whenever he does an interview. I HATE to agree with Teafake on anything but Brosnan is culturally British.

by Anonymousreply 156October 18, 2024 11:36 PM

To me it amounts to this. Ireland is close enough to England. Would we say a Jamaican black man who maybe moved to New York at the age of 10 couldn’t play Shaft.

by Anonymousreply 157October 18, 2024 11:40 PM

No one fucking cares, Teastain.

by Anonymousreply 158October 18, 2024 11:42 PM

How many Coopers can you fit on one barstool?

by Anonymousreply 159October 19, 2024 2:42 AM

Something about his smile when he shows teeth really creeps me out. It's really oversized for his face but you dont notice until it's open wide.

by Anonymousreply 160October 19, 2024 6:01 AM

His agent should tell him to act humble until he's actually famous. Then he can be his narc. personality, self.

by Anonymousreply 161October 19, 2024 6:04 AM

Too late, that purse claps has been broken.

by Anonymousreply 162October 19, 2024 6:07 AM

R161 the irony is so many young people claim he seems so humble and caring etc. I told someone no, he doesn’t. He would probably never sit at the same table as someone who looked like you. Just stop. They got so upset with me.

He doesn’t come off humble at all.

by Anonymousreply 163October 19, 2024 6:22 AM

Yeah, he does not seem like a humble guy at all r163, but so many woman and gay men fawning all over him for his size meat. The reality is just what you said, he would probably not give your friends the time of day unless they had something to offer him like a high paying acting job or extra large cock.

by Anonymousreply 164October 19, 2024 7:08 AM

"so many young people" have something to say about this nobody's personality?

by Anonymousreply 165October 19, 2024 7:12 AM

I keep going back to his WWHL appearance when he volunteered he didn’t wear a prosthetic and then smugly smiled and said, ā€œwell hung.ā€ No wit. No humility. He played this all wrong. Andy the lech was going to be the one interviewer on the circuit who was guaranteed to ask about his dick. He could’ve been coy and then relented which would’ve come off more likably. Instead, Cooper is giving mean girl preening pillow princess.

by Anonymousreply 166October 19, 2024 12:28 PM

Sorry, I don’t think stardom beckons just because you stroke yourself in a Ryan Murphy Netflix series.

Just ask Sarah Paulson.

by Anonymousreply 167October 19, 2024 1:03 PM

Sarah Paulson *is* a star, though.

by Anonymousreply 168October 19, 2024 1:23 PM

I hope this is not his real cock. There is a bump and than a sharp downward angle, halfway down the shaft. I know curved cocks but this is a sharp angle unseen in nature. Also, whatever the fuck is going on with the halfway detached cockhead.

Fake. And not a good one.

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by Anonymousreply 169October 19, 2024 1:31 PM

R167 Paulson is a Emmy and Tony winner. She’s branched out beyond the Murphy zoo of series, but has recently said she’d be open to working with him again. Obviously she’s not biting the hand that fed her. I think she’s having the last laugh career wise.

by Anonymousreply 170October 19, 2024 1:34 PM

Cooper doesn’t like getting asked about this topic at the Academy Museum Gala even though he brought it up on WWHL. Okay.

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by Anonymousreply 171October 20, 2024 3:33 AM

He said ā€œit was a question askedā€. No. It wasn’t. Andy never got to ask the question. You volunteered the info and now wanna backtrack and act all shy and humble and above it all.

by Anonymousreply 172October 20, 2024 3:39 AM

He's terrific in Monsters but maybe he should avoid interviews and let his performance do the talking for him

by Anonymousreply 173October 20, 2024 3:46 AM

He did say he wants everyone to stop talking about his penis and start talking more about the Menendez brothers possibly getting out and episode 5, aka his episode šŸ˜‚

by Anonymousreply 174October 20, 2024 3:50 AM

R170 Murphy zoo of series šŸ˜†. I like you.

by Anonymousreply 175October 20, 2024 3:52 AM

I have not seen any of MONSTERS. Cooper comes across as so stereotypically, swishy GAY on talk shows, is he able to hide that at all when playing a role?

by Anonymousreply 176October 20, 2024 3:54 AM

He needs to start being more like Nicholas when it comes to interviews, and do less of them. You can tell Nicholas hates doing them and looks miserable while doing them whereas Cooper runs to a camera and mic the minute he sees one. Less is more sometimes. It also adds mystery.

by Anonymousreply 177October 20, 2024 3:57 AM

R176 yes very. Watch it my friend, it’s good. At least watch it just to see Kitty rip that hairpiece off Lyle’s head. That shit was so unexpected and hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 178October 20, 2024 3:58 AM

Seems more like soap opera material.

by Anonymousreply 179October 20, 2024 5:34 AM

I interviewed Any once and did not feel compelled to ask him about his dick.

Yes, yes, I know Cooper's is in Monsters but it's still tacky.

by Anonymousreply 180October 20, 2024 5:37 AM

R179 It’s not. I just included that because of the gay sensibility. The way Chloe Sevigny jumped up to snatch that wig off is priceless šŸ˜†. It has the topical Ryan Murphy camp attributes but it’s not melodramatic or camp. It’s a good dramatic miniseries.

by Anonymousreply 181October 20, 2024 5:41 AM

Honestly, despite people being outraged because they think the Menendez brothers walk on water suddenly, Murphy did an amazing job with this one.

by Anonymousreply 182October 20, 2024 5:45 AM

Here it is.

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by Anonymousreply 183October 20, 2024 5:46 AM

R183, thanks for posting that. It's the first extended clip I've seen from the show, and enough to indicate to me that it's another crazy, over-the-top, ridiculously melodramatic POS from Ryan Murphy. How could Eric not have known that Lyle had been wearing a hairpiece for three years? And some of the acting in those clips is SO overwrought, especially from NAC.

by Anonymousreply 184October 20, 2024 1:14 PM

It’s a *very* heightened scene, R184, and you’re seeing it out of context. But according to Erik, it’s true. Lyle did lose his hair as a teen, Jose did force him to wear a very expensive toupee, and Erik didn’t know about it until Kitty drunkenly snatched it off Lyle’s head during one of the family’s many fights.

Not every scene in the show is this febrile, but it’s earned here IMO. This is the moment that pushes Lyle and Erik over the edge after years of abuse.

by Anonymousreply 185October 20, 2024 1:23 PM

^^^But how could Erik possibly not have noticed that Lyle was losing his hair to the point where a hairpiece was required, and then not have noticed that his hair was suddenly very full again? Does that make sense to you?

by Anonymousreply 186October 20, 2024 1:31 PM

He has an ugly foreskin to match his ugly personality. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 187October 20, 2024 1:48 PM

R186 you must not know anything about this story if you’re asking this. Also, it is what really happened.

Very few people knew. Only the parents, Lyle’s girlfriend and the person who sold the wigs knew. Lyle started using a hairpiece once he started losing his hair. He didn’t wait to go completely bald to start using it. He started using it before going to college so that people would think that’s his hair from the start and never question anything.

by Anonymousreply 188October 20, 2024 1:55 PM

He was with his bestie last night.

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by Anonymousreply 189October 20, 2024 2:18 PM

🤮 🤮 🤮

by Anonymousreply 190October 20, 2024 2:20 PM

Cooper, Kim, Niecy and Nicholas

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by Anonymousreply 191October 20, 2024 2:22 PM

I think Cooper is marvelous, including his voice (love to hear how you DL critics sound when you blather on). Given the chance, I'd happily slobber all over his cock—and every inch of the rest of his body.

by Anonymousreply 192October 20, 2024 2:32 PM
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by Anonymousreply 193October 20, 2024 2:33 PM

R192 = Koch’s yenta mother.

by Anonymousreply 194October 20, 2024 2:33 PM

R192 exactly. Not every actor has to be Daniel Day Lewis. But I think he did a good job on the series. Especially with the soft core porn aspects of it that Murphy just had to include for little to no reason. Will he be the next prominent gay actor? Hard to tell. But he’s extremely hot, and I’d wear out his ass and cock all freaking day and multiple loads.

by Anonymousreply 195October 20, 2024 2:48 PM

He does nothing for me at all.

I didn’t find Monsters pornographic at all but the shower scene was unnecessary. Murphy did a great job overall though.

by Anonymousreply 196October 20, 2024 2:54 PM

R188, even if that is what really happened, I still don't understand how Lyle's brother could not have noticed that he suddenly started using a hairpiece. Even if Lyle didn't wait to go "completely bald" before he started using it (which, of course, he wouldn't have done), I would think the sudden appearance of a hairpiece would be very obvious to someone who was as close to him as his brother was.

by Anonymousreply 197October 20, 2024 3:05 PM

I’d gladly pound his ass.

by Anonymousreply 198October 20, 2024 3:06 PM

R197 he couldn’t tell if was a hairpiece. He never saw it off of Lyle. Use your brain.

by Anonymousreply 199October 20, 2024 3:16 PM

R191 I like the two on our right.

by Anonymousreply 200October 20, 2024 3:22 PM

R189 How did they become besties? Kim looks great but she bout old enough to be his mama.

by Anonymousreply 201October 20, 2024 4:02 PM

[quote]He couldn’t tell if was a hairpiece. He never saw it off of Lyle. Use your brain.'

But Erik presumably saw Lyle's hair go from thinning to very full overnight, which is why I don't understand how Erik didn't know it was a hairpiece. What part of that do YOU not get, genius?

by Anonymousreply 202October 20, 2024 4:15 PM

Eh they’re both nepo babies from Calabasas who’ve worked with Ryan Murphy, R201.

by Anonymousreply 203October 20, 2024 4:32 PM

R184, I mean this with all the love in the world, but NAC hams up more than Liz Hubbard.

by Anonymousreply 204October 20, 2024 4:36 PM

[quote] How did they become besties? Kim looks great but she bout old enough to be his mama.—Prince-Akeem

So are you.

by Anonymousreply 205October 20, 2024 4:45 PM

Negative. I couldn’t bust a nut at 9.

by Anonymousreply 206October 20, 2024 4:47 PM

Teacake, stop de lies, my son. I am 83 tomorrow. I birthed you at de tender age of 20.

I should have drowned you then.

by Anonymousreply 207October 20, 2024 4:52 PM

R207 No, but you should have drowned yourself in a pool full of AIDS at the Hyatt. That is, if you aren’t facial wasting already. Don’t be mad cause I’m young, relatively lol. 80s baby stand up. And I thought about it. Maybe I could. Because my dad told me he lost his virginity at 9 yrs old to a girl that was 12. Maybe that’s why grew up to be a womanizing whore.

by Anonymousreply 208October 20, 2024 4:57 PM

Gawd -he is Kardashian adjacent. That makes him immediately unattractive. Too bad, I liked him and think he is a good actor.

by Anonymousreply 209October 20, 2024 5:00 PM

[quote] No, but you should have drowned yourself in a pool full of AIDS at the Hyatt. That is, if you aren’t facial wasting already.

Another reason the troll named Teacake should be drummed off this platform for good.

by Anonymousreply 210October 20, 2024 5:02 PM

R210 This clown is going to stop talking about my mother. If you can’t stand the heat get out the fucking kitchen. With his bullshit lies.

by Anonymousreply 211October 20, 2024 5:05 PM

This will never stop being embarrassing for him.

by Anonymousreply 212October 20, 2024 5:06 PM

R202 what isn’t registering? The minute Lyle noticed his hair was thinning he started to use a wig. He did not wait for it to start showing a lot. He himself saw it was falling out. He got a good wig and claimed it was a haircut. Erik never saw his hair thinning. He had no idea this was happening.

by Anonymousreply 213October 20, 2024 8:40 PM

NAC didn’t ham anything up. He played it big because Chloe and Javier played it big. They’re acting off each other.

by Anonymousreply 214October 20, 2024 8:42 PM

R209 you didn’t know this when he kept name dropping her throughout press for the show?

by Anonymousreply 215October 20, 2024 8:43 PM

I have a mutual with host Karl Schmid and supposedly they were on the same flight to LA as Cooper this past Friday. Allegedly the happy smiley guy we saw on the red carpet last night wasn’t how he acted on that flight, where he was allegedly acting like a miserable bitchy diva to everyone around him.

by Anonymousreply 216October 20, 2024 9:07 PM

R216, I work as an entertainment journalist in LA.

I have stories like this. Sometimes the most happy, best buddy in the world on talk shows/seems like the type of person you'd want to sit next to on a flight is the last person you'd want to encounter.

Generally, whatever drove them to seek the limelight has made them damaged They should not get married. Ever. or be in a relationship or have friends. God forbid, children. Generally.

They don't know how.

They don't know how.

But they're fun to watch! That's all his schlong in Monsters, the actor says!

by Anonymousreply 217October 20, 2024 9:42 PM

I call bullshit. Unless I hear multiple stories about nasty behavior I take everything with a grain of salt. There are so many haters out there. Also some people expect every celeb to give off this Oprah vibe in public. Bitch some people just want to be left alone on a flight. Especially when you are super good looking and know people just want to fuck you or use you.

by Anonymousreply 218October 20, 2024 9:47 PM

ā€œGenerally, whatever drove them to seek the limelight has made them damagedā€

Stars are humans. He could have just had a bad day and been over it all. We all have those moments. Also, he was born into the industry. He’s a nepo baby going back generations. His grandfather and great-grandfather were top producers in Hollywood. His father worked in the industry too. His brother works behind the camera. Cooper is the first to wanna get in front of the camera.

I doubt he’s ā€œdeeply damagedā€ just because someone saw him being an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 219October 20, 2024 9:49 PM

Funny r216, I just saw he left a comment on someone’s post about Cooper about an hour ago. Maybe Cooper was having a bad day.

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by Anonymousreply 220October 20, 2024 9:53 PM

[quote] I call bullshit. Unless I hear multiple stories about nasty behavior I take everything with a grain of salt. There are so many haters out there. Also some people expect every celeb to give off this Oprah vibe in public. Bitch some people just want to be left alone on a flight. Especially when you are super good looking and know people just want to fuck you or use you.—Prince-Akeem

Christ, you're a bore. Even drugs can't make you interesting.

by Anonymousreply 221October 20, 2024 9:57 PM

Forget a bad day, it sounds like maybe Cooper had a bad night. His new favorite top couldn’t get hard and he’d really been looking forward to that big dick for days. Had him all out of sorts.

by Anonymousreply 222October 20, 2024 9:57 PM

He said he only fucks his boyfriend now.

by Anonymousreply 223October 20, 2024 10:04 PM

[quote]The minute Lyle noticed his hair was thinning he started to use a wig. He did not wait for it to start showing a lot. He himself saw it was falling out. He got a good wig and claimed it was a haircut.

So, he got this "wig" and started using it "the minute he noticed his hair was thinning?" And how did he wear it at that point? Over the hair he still had? Or did he immediately start shaving whatever hair he had left in order to wear the "wig" or hairpiece or toupee?

by Anonymousreply 224October 21, 2024 1:19 AM

R224 if he gets released, ask him.

by Anonymousreply 225October 21, 2024 1:23 AM

[quote] I take everything with a grain of salt.

I think you misspoke,Teacunt. I think you meant to say a gram of meth, not a grain of salt. Your personality disordered ass has no business calling bullshit on anyone when most of the conversations you have on here are with your sock puppet accounts. You should call a therapist instead.

by Anonymousreply 226October 21, 2024 1:37 AM

Smoker

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by Anonymousreply 227October 21, 2024 1:40 AM

R226 Ninja you follow me on threads. You respond to the shit I write. First. You come at me. So who really needs the motherfucking therapist. And I love my therapist bitch.

by Anonymousreply 228October 21, 2024 1:46 AM

R228 Nobody is following your stank ass. You're so delusional and self-important. It's impossible to block somebody with multiple accounts. You're like a herpes outbreak. Why can't you get it through your think skull that you're not liked? All these multiple personalities on one website can't be mentally healthy. You clearly don't apply what the therapist says.

by Anonymousreply 229October 21, 2024 1:52 AM

EEEEEWWWW, dint peg him as a smoker.

by Anonymousreply 230October 21, 2024 1:56 AM

R229 Like I said Muriel see this shit. Delusional ass bitch but ga head hijack another thread.

by Anonymousreply 231October 21, 2024 1:58 AM

[quote] [R226] Ninja you follow me on threads. You respond to the shit I write. First. You come at me. So who really needs the motherfucking therapist. And I love my therapist bitch.—Prince-Akeem

You stupid cunt, you've accused at least four different posters of being your "stalker." How do I know? Because I'm one of them and I know I didn't make the post at R226. Get it through your thick fucking coke addled skull... everyone on here hates you and wants you to know it. No one follows you on threads, you just happen to infect nearly every thread on here. I maybe read 10% of the threads posted on here and no matter what, you show up in all of them. You are clearly desperate for attention.

by Anonymousreply 232October 21, 2024 2:36 AM

R232 you are desperate for attention bitch. Mine. I’m sick of this shit.

by Anonymousreply 233October 21, 2024 2:38 AM

Then leave, Teacunt. Go away and never come back.

by Anonymousreply 234October 21, 2024 2:40 AM

He has signed with UTA for representation.

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by Anonymousreply 235October 21, 2024 6:10 PM

Good for him for abandoning his small agency Innovative Artists now that he thinks Hollywood will cast him in leading roles despite how gay he is. šŸ˜‚

Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 236October 21, 2024 6:15 PM

He doesn't have the biggest dick ever, but some of you are acting like he's tiny.

by Anonymousreply 237October 21, 2024 6:19 PM

I don’t care what his penis size is. R237 just proved why many actors don’t show dick without meaning to. All some of you can talk about is his dick. Not his talent. Not his performance. His penis. That’s it. When the topic moves to something else his dick comes up again.

With that said, his penis is as dark as come black men’s.

by Anonymousreply 238October 21, 2024 6:25 PM

Haters like R236 are getting triggered. That means he's doing something right.

by Anonymousreply 239October 21, 2024 6:30 PM

[quote] He has signed with UTA for representation.

Who hasn’t? They take everyone after all the scandals.

by Anonymousreply 240October 21, 2024 6:57 PM

He's certainly a big fan of himself.

by Anonymousreply 241October 21, 2024 7:27 PM

R218, I actually agree with you. People are likely only to encounter a celeb once in their lives; on a plane, at an airport, a theater, a restaurant.

And if they happen to meet them on that ONE bad day they're having? That will be their memory of that person forever.

This may contradict what I said in my earlier post. Mostly, it's the characters we fall for. not the insecure actors that bring them to life.

by Anonymousreply 242October 21, 2024 7:52 PM
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