The "new" New York ladies are back. And this time they're not fighting about cheese.
Real Housewives of New York City: Season 15
by Anonymous | reply 191 | December 2, 2024 4:47 AM |
The shark was jumped once Leah and Eboni were cast.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 2, 2024 1:21 PM |
Meh. But, I gotta say, so far I'm loving the new dyke and her partner. Jenna, please keep your glasses on because you look 20 years older without them. Sai is still thirsty. And, let's face it, Brynn is a call girl. Rebecca looks and sounds like a brunette Erin.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 2, 2024 1:54 PM |
It’s annoying how much of the drama from this show stems from off camera conversations. Also, filming seems to have lasted for only 3 months, which isn’t very long. I hope it’s not padded with a lot of filler to drag the season out.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 2, 2024 7:24 PM |
Brynn during an argument with Ubah: YOU MODEL FOR DRESS BARN! I wonder if Erin's hubby fucked around on her.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 2, 2024 7:33 PM |
Where did Brynn get the $$ to move to Gramercy Park?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 3, 2024 12:32 AM |
Brynn, were you not a thot on a yacht?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 3, 2024 12:49 AM |
R3. I thought all of these shows shoot for 3 months and the length of the season depends on how much drama unfolds in those 3 months.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 3, 2024 1:33 AM |
I said it last season. Brynn isn't a hooker, but she never pays for a meal or jewelry. Maybe rent too?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 3, 2024 1:53 AM |
SEX WORK IS WORK!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 3, 2024 1:56 PM |
What's funny is that the Jeff Lewis conversation was pretty innocuous and at worst implied she was a sugar baby. But seeing Brynn's reaction I now totally think she's an escort.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 3, 2024 2:45 PM |
I don't believe any of these women would be friends with Brynn.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 3, 2024 4:18 PM |
This cast just doesn’t work for me. I don’t get it at all, and I’m a New Yorker who travels in similar circles.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 3, 2024 4:59 PM |
What made the first cast so great was they were either friends or acquaintances. BF was the newbie and we saw these women through her eyes (the outsider). The new cast was thrown together for the show. Huge difference.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 3, 2024 5:21 PM |
I know at least four people who made it to the final rounds of auditions. Three of the four pulled out either due to low pay or fear of putting their family through it. Which I think is the problem: the more interesting candidates would never do a show like this.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 3, 2024 6:30 PM |
I don't believe a word that comes out of Brynn's mouth. She's been repeatedly accused of twisting what people have said to stir up drama, which is exactly why Lizzy Savetsky exited after only a few weeks of filming last season.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 3, 2024 7:25 PM |
Agreed about Brynn. But Lizzy Savetsky is a Trump supporter and a bit of a propagandist herself.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 3, 2024 7:36 PM |
Shocked that Sai is an influencer. She's not that attractive and her personality is grating AF.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 4, 2024 1:32 AM |
Funny I really don't like any of them but Brynn and Jenna.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 4, 2024 2:46 AM |
Sai is having her redemption season. She admitted that she watched season one and realized she was a huge bitch so now she's toning it down. Jenna said on WWHL that she's done a complete 180. We'll see about that.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 4, 2024 11:38 AM |
Erin is so basic. There is nothing entertaining or interesting about her.
Funny that Brynn was being accused of being the hooker. I thought Ubah was the high class escort.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 4, 2024 12:06 PM |
Ubah models for Dress Barn.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 4, 2024 3:16 PM |
I thought Jenna said she wasn't returning to the show after last season, but here she is again, showing us what horrible taste and style she has.
She looked ridiculous in that pink bag she was wearing.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 4, 2024 3:43 PM |
Jenna looked like shit. Her makeup made her look like a cadaver.
With her blowjob lips and constant flirting, no wonder Brynn is mistaken for a hooker
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 4, 2024 3:47 PM |
Jessel is still as phony as ever, and it's clear her husband can't stand her. She's just too fame hungry to notice and/or care.
And what's the source of Erin's marital woes? I'm guessing hubby fucked around on her. I don't blame him. She's annoying as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 4, 2024 3:47 PM |
Erin is a MAGA fuckhead, isn't she?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 4, 2024 3:48 PM |
R23 I don't think it's a mistake.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 4, 2024 4:04 PM |
Jenna said on WWHL that she decided to come back because they cast Raquel and she loves Raquel. Jenna looks better in tailored clothing with her hair pulled back and in full makeup. She looks ridiculous in girly clothing.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 4, 2024 5:09 PM |
I saw Ubah walking in Chelsea. She’s very tall with a tiny head. It’s hard to imagine her as any kind of successful model. She looks like a giraffe.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 4, 2024 5:24 PM |
Jessel's husband DOES look like Dory.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 4, 2024 5:46 PM |
R28 She's not very attractive. Yes, she has model height, but her face looks like a chipmunk.
Obviously, she's not that successful, based on the shots of her tiny, tiny apartment last season.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 4, 2024 6:01 PM |
Has Ubah given up on her hot sauce?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 4, 2024 6:03 PM |
That new dyke is going to be annoying as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 4, 2024 6:05 PM |
^Her "modeling" shots were ghastly.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 4, 2024 6:16 PM |
Surprised I was able to sit through the first episode. Perhaps my low expectations based on the dull previous season will serve me well.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 4, 2024 6:19 PM |
The whole episode was just “I didn’t say that” “she said you said that” “I was joking” “I don’t remember” “I’m a lesbian” “I’m from New York”
Brynn’s brother is cute, though. Gay?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 5, 2024 12:08 PM |
Jessel made one mildly amusing comment last season. Now she thinks everything that comes out of her mouth is clever. It isn't. She's very provincial, knows little about NYC and living there.
Brynn is too old for the babydoll persona she's projecting.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 5, 2024 3:35 PM |
Brynn is rough looking
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 5, 2024 7:04 PM |
Every single one of the women seem like pretenders. Even Jenna. They all seem like they are playing the role of being a Real Housewife rather than just being themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 6, 2024 3:51 AM |
Tonites episode was a dud. Erin said on WWHL that her father died two weeks ago.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 9, 2024 3:49 AM |
Jenna was on WWHL last week and was truly obnoxious.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 9, 2024 12:47 PM |
I miss Ramona, Lu & Sonja.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 9, 2024 12:50 PM |
⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
R41 = Ramona, Luann, and Sonja.
Honey, they're all in their 60s.
Way too old for this show.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 9, 2024 1:50 PM |
Brynn's apt is not that much. I can get a 2200 a-month apartment just as nice. Sai is a fucking bitch and typical influencer. I have heard tell of her in NYC where she has asked for free things because of who she is BEFORE she got on RHONYC. Now she is even worse. Erin is a MAGAt. Ubah is Channel Ian from Dubai's cousin, so she follows the same playbook. Rebecca Minkoff might be the key if the go on the Scientology story.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 9, 2024 2:24 PM |
Rebecca comes off like a real person and not an actor following a script. The women just aren't jelling and the storylines aren't working. Jenna's quirkiness isn't as endearing this season. She should have quit after season 1. Sai is trying to redeem herself after last season but she still comes off like a bitch. At least Jessell and Pavet are amusing with their clueless behavior.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 9, 2024 2:31 PM |
How much do you think Raquel's apartment is? We didn't see a ton of it but what we did see looked like every generic high rise in Manhattan to me.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 9, 2024 2:47 PM |
R45. The gf is clearly the breadwinner. And, yes, very generic apartment. I expected WV or EV.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 9, 2024 4:32 PM |
I know changes had to be made, but I would pay cash money to see a drunk Sonja march into this group and just take them down one by one. I imagine her patience with Sai and Erin would be short-lived.
This group is just too media-conscious and camera-ready.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 9, 2024 4:45 PM |
Is the new Minkoff chick related to Dark Crystal? Or her husband rather...
I still get a laugh out of Brynn having taken Jessels phone to 'sext' Pavit,
J: I'm wet...
P: I definitely think you should get a towel...
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 9, 2024 6:28 PM |
How long til it comes out that Abe and Erin are actually broke?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 9, 2024 6:50 PM |
[quote] I would pay cash money to see a drunk Sonja march into this group and just take them down one by one.
"Sai you touched the Morgan letters! Eff you!"
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 9, 2024 6:51 PM |
Dorinda would wipe them all out. Except she's on pause.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 9, 2024 6:57 PM |
R51 Clip!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 9, 2024 7:24 PM |
What about me?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 9, 2024 8:33 PM |
R53 Go back to Quogue, hatchet face!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 9, 2024 9:02 PM |
The way that Jenna interacts with her son is … off.
I don’t think Jenna has a maternal bone in her body. I wonder what the story is with their relationship.
Their body language suggests two people who only barely know each other.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 9, 2024 9:37 PM |
I’m enjoying watching Sai try to turn it around after the negative reaction she received last season. She is buddying up to Jessel now because she needs an ally.
Sai is the biggest asshole housewife in the history of the show.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 9, 2024 9:41 PM |
I give Sai credit for at least realizing how badly she came off last year and starting therapy. There's very little hope of any meaningful change, though, as long as she stays on this show.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 9, 2024 9:43 PM |
Jenna's son seems like a happy kid who likes being around his mom. He was very affectionate with Jenna and her friends in last night's episode. Jenna is socially awkward but it's clear she adores him.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 9, 2024 10:57 PM |
[quote] I don’t think Jenna has a maternal bone in her body. I wonder what the story is with their relationship.
Jenna did everything in her life that she "thought" she was expected to do.
She got married, had a kid, etc.
The problem is that maybe that's not what she wanted.
Jenna wanted a career, and she also realized late in life that she's a lesbian. That's where the term "LILL" came from. Late in life lesbian.
I don't blame her for that.
She's 56 years old and grew up during a time when girls did what they were expected to do.
Now she's middle-aged, and she's doing what she WANTS to do.
So if she's not "maternal," that's the reason for it I don't think she wanted to be a mom in the first place.
That said, I can tell she loves her son. And he loves her.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 9, 2024 11:53 PM |
R59 She was born in 1968, so she grew up in the 1970s and 80s, the era of women's liberation, Ms. Magazine, and the ERA. Hardly the time when "girls did what they were expected to do."
Face it. She's just an oddball.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 10, 2024 12:00 AM |
Is no one going to talk about Jenny McCarthy's Trilogy of Terror teeth on WWHL?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 10, 2024 12:03 AM |
Thank you for saying that, r60. If anything, women were far more liberated in the '70s and '80s than they are now. Imagine "trad wives" being a thing in the disco era! No way.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 10, 2024 12:46 AM |
Jenna was a child in the 1970s. (2-12 years old)
She wasn't a "liberated woman."
I think some of you are over-estimating what the 1970s and 1980s were really like.
I'm guessing you weren't alive during that time.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 10, 2024 12:51 AM |
Brynn's jaw is very strange. From certain angles, she looks like the mother Alien.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 10, 2024 1:08 AM |
Brynn is a WHORE.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 10, 2024 1:10 AM |
R63 Yeah, I was alive during that time. I'm about the same age as Jenna, and I remember it all.
Jenna would have been 10 years old in the late 1970s.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 10, 2024 2:38 PM |
[quote]Sai is the biggest asshole housewife in the history of the show.
Thank you beloved.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 10, 2024 5:14 PM |
Someone like Ramona or Dorinda could have had a field day with Sai.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 10, 2024 5:22 PM |
I wonder what Eboni would have done with this group. Gone after Jenna for the lack of diversity in the JCrew catalog? Attacked Jessel for the UK’s history of colonialism? Hit on Abe to try to finally land a wealthy Jewish husband?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 10, 2024 6:26 PM |
Ubah would have kicked Eboni in her cuntbone.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 10, 2024 7:09 PM |
Did Eboni ever find her father?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 10, 2024 7:42 PM |
R71. I hope not (for his sake).
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 10, 2024 7:49 PM |
After episode two, I officially hate Erin.
The Mommy-Disciplining-Her-Naughty-Child verbal bitch-slapping of Abe was way, way over the top. "You still have to prove yourself."
Bitch, STFU.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 11, 2024 11:26 AM |
Why are cunts like Erin always married to sweet guys like Abe?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 11, 2024 11:42 AM |
R74 Abe may be cute, but he's shady.
Sounds like he and Erin are in some big financial trouble and he's desperately trying to rob Peter to pay Paul.
This marriage won't last.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 11, 2024 12:18 PM |
R75. That's what happens when you live beyond your means.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 11, 2024 1:18 PM |
I can totally see them being in a Brandon and Candice Miller type situation. It’s far more common in NYC than people realize, especially in certain circles. There is such a pressure to keep up appearances. I’m surprised Erin acknowledged any debt or mortgage whatsoever, which makes me think there might be a lot more of it than she let on.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 11, 2024 1:35 PM |
I’m guessing their move to a new apt was for financial reasons and that Erin’s HW salary is probably seriously keeping them afloat. Erin’s dad passing away might end actually up giving them a financial life line.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 11, 2024 3:33 PM |
Jenna had better pay her back for that Uber! Erin needs the money.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 11, 2024 3:40 PM |
I wanna know the name of the famous person Erin was flying around in helicopters with 13 years ago.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was that orange asshole Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 11, 2024 3:44 PM |
Jessel is such a clownish "try hard."
She's desperate for fame and celebrity, but is so blatant in her pursuit of it, everyone must see her as a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 11, 2024 3:49 PM |
Jessel and Pavit are the Alex and Simon of this iteration.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 11, 2024 4:04 PM |
R82 Although I get the feeling that Pavit isn't really into this RHONY bullshit the way Simon was.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 11, 2024 4:08 PM |
Pavit flew to Vietnam supposedly to eat a sandwich. He's thirsty just like Jessel.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 11, 2024 4:16 PM |
R84 He's just anxious to get away from that bitch he's married to.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 11, 2024 4:17 PM |
Erin looked awful on WWHL. I can't tell if it was just bad makeup or if she's had some bad face work done.
Jake Shears, on the other hand, looked cute as a button.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 11, 2024 4:45 PM |
Brynn's cuntery to Erin at their meeting in her apartment was why I watch this shit.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 11, 2024 4:59 PM |
Wow, everybody really IS over RHONY!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 21, 2024 4:54 PM |
Erin's Hamptons house is in desperate need of a new roof.
Abe should've taken the bitcoin money and spent it on that.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 22, 2024 11:22 AM |
God, I hate Erin. I’ve never seen such a basic bitch “New Yorker.”
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 22, 2024 1:16 PM |
They're boring. Their lives are boring, their fake arguments are boring and their husbands are boring. Not so with the originals who were unhinged and entertaining.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 22, 2024 3:39 PM |
The show doesn’t work. It is the worst casting of any Housewives franchise, and I’m including the one season of DC.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 22, 2024 3:58 PM |
I’m also convinced Bravo has paid podcasters to pretend to like it. I listen to two different Bravo podcasts where I’d expect the hosts to crucify, and on both, they instead act like it is a laugh fest with engaging women.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 22, 2024 3:59 PM |
R92 Nothing about this show feels authentic - the friendships, the "conflicts," the actual cast members.
Although every woman on the show is annoying, the one who bothers me the most is Jessel. She's so over-the-top thirsty, phony, and transparent.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 22, 2024 5:29 PM |
Ubah was so boring last season, she's trying very hard to make her presence known this season, but she just comes across as stupid.
And man, I really noticed the beginnings of jowls on her in the scene in the kitchen where she had very little makeup on. When she gets old, she's gonna look like Miss Jane Pittman.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 22, 2024 5:31 PM |
Ubah is awful and already very annoying this season. Does anyone even like he besides Sai (who clearly adopted her as an ally for this season after Sai’s disastrous intro last season). I always imagine that “Mr. Connecticut” is a ghost or a figment of her imagination and her weird reactions about him are really her anxieties at having to produce him in real life.
I hate Sai but thought there were several moments in the last episode where I was agreeing with her, particularly about how the new dyke was interpreting those texts about driving to the Hamptons. Like, no, sweetie. You invented that whole craft.
Jessel is so ridiculous in her thirst that she mostly just amuses me. I can never be repelled by her. I think her husband’s personality can be fun.
Why is there a $cientologist on this show now? Those people deserved permanent public shunning.
I’m not feeling Jenna this season so far.
Erin is bitch and I think there are things lurking under the surface of her marriage. I think this “you’re poor” accusation might be a projection coming from her.
The old gang of NY Housewives would eat these bitches alive.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 22, 2024 7:19 PM |
These shows work better when the women have friendships or are related within the group. These bitches were just thrown together. Even Jenna is unlikable this season. If the ratings tank it won't be back.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 22, 2024 8:22 PM |
This is the first case where I don’t even care whether I “like” them or not. Instead, I just don’t care about any of them. The show hasn’t given me any reason to care. I haven’t found any compelling reason to care about their lives.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 22, 2024 8:30 PM |
Yeah same, r98..I don’t love or hate any of them..it’s just “meh”..
I was really into Jenna’s vibe last season, but so far this season she’s a snooze.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 22, 2024 10:21 PM |
I didn't bother watching last night. I'm over it.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 23, 2024 12:54 PM |
Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 23, 2024 3:25 PM |
To be fair, I did find last night’s episode slightly better. Just getting them out doing something (tennis) was a nice change. But I still just don’t give a shit.
Also, when they make little quips (Jessel said something sexual while cooking) they feel so lame and forced. They all feel strangely asexual. Like teenagers pretending to be provocative.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 23, 2024 4:43 PM |
R102. I don't play singles, Jill!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 23, 2024 5:14 PM |
Pineapple!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 23, 2024 5:35 PM |
Is Ubah retarded? What is she even saying half the time? This episode was awful. And Erin’s house is ugly and plain. Not flair or style whatsoever.
I did enjoy Ubah being forced to like her guts out.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 24, 2024 4:34 AM |
This episode was a bit better.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 24, 2024 11:52 AM |
Either Ubah is mentally unbalanced or she just wants more camera time this season.
She comes flitting into the kitchen and hugs Brynn, then seconds later, she's screaming at her, unprovoked. She's not stable.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 24, 2024 12:17 PM |
Sorry for the typos.
*No flair
*puke (not like)
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 24, 2024 12:36 PM |
I wonder why they’re leaving in so many of the wall-breaking comments. Like Brynn‘s comment to Rebecca about fighting back. You have to imagine that many of these cast members have given similar advice to newbies, or just talked about production in general, but it usually gets edited out. It’s almost like they’re trying to do a meta thing with this cast, but it’s not working for me. The problem to begin with is that they’re all too aware of their public image. This talk about being on camera or not just makes it more obvious they are on the show to get famous. The show works better when “the show” is not the focus.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 24, 2024 2:07 PM |
This episode also highlighted another reason this show isn’t working. When they went shopping, they chose to go to Amber Waves Farm. Just like in episode one they made a big stink about wanting to go to Casa Cipriani and Ubah made a separate fuss about wanting to go specifically to Provisions. For the unacquainted, these are all super trendy places among influencer types. But we all know that being trendy influencer types is the one virtue these women all hold dear. If they wanted to create a more interesting choice, they would go to a regular supermarket and more low-key places to highlight the differences or to make them seem real despite their.lifestyles. But they’re all too obnoxiously obsessed with trendiness in a very high school sort of way. Much moreso than the other casts.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 24, 2024 2:56 PM |
Whatever happened to “Ubah Hot” sauce?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 24, 2024 4:11 PM |
[quote] But they’re all too obnoxiously obsessed with trendiness in a very high school sort of way.
I would say this is the one thing this cast has in common with the original cast. Alex and Simon were massive social climbers and Ramona looked down on them for living in Brooklyn. Luann was the biggest phony alive when the show started—remember when she was upset that Bethenny introduced her to a driver by her first name?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 24, 2024 4:19 PM |
But I would argue there’s a difference between social climbing and what these women are/do, R112. It’s similar but it’s less about society and more about social media. It’s more about wanting to seem “cool” in a very childish way rather than cosmopolitan in the adult way certain New Yorkers have always sought out.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 24, 2024 6:46 PM |
Bravo just announced RHOBH will be premiering its new season in a few weeks and airing immediately before RHONY. I have to imagine this is Bravo’s desperate attempt to draw eyeballs to a sagging RHONY.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 24, 2024 9:02 PM |
R111 It wasn't that hot, apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 24, 2024 9:09 PM |
All this cast needs is a dpse of Jill Zarin!!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 25, 2024 3:06 PM |
You joke, R116 but I won’t be surprised if at some point they dump half this cast and replace them with Lu, Ramona, and Sonja.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 25, 2024 3:18 PM |
Everything about this group seems so forced, especially the "Never Have I Ever" game. It's like the producers said, "Damn, these women are boring. Let's make 'em play this game and see if we can get something interesting going here."
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 25, 2024 3:20 PM |
R117. I'm available
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 25, 2024 4:19 PM |
R119 Is she seriously calling herself a "judge" these days?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 25, 2024 4:47 PM |
R120 she hosts a televised legal show as a "judge."
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 25, 2024 5:10 PM |
R121 Bwa ha ha!
Bitch is delusional.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 25, 2024 6:03 PM |
If the producers had leaned into a comedy edit with Eboni, I’d probably be a fan. She’s such a hilariously self-impressed blowhard, she could have become a millennial Countess Luann.
Take for instance her interview announcing her pregnancy in People Magazine - these are actual quotes! It practically screams out for a Golden Girls-style take down:
Eboni: “I felt compelled to share this forward to the next generation — not just through mentorship, but through creating my own progeny and cementing my own legacy in this very unique way that only motherhood could offer.”
Dorothy translating for Rose: “She bought some sperm on the internet.”
Eboni: "It just started getting crystallized for me that I was not only going to be all right just in my own individual state but also that God was blessing me with a tremendous abundance of love and resources.”
Dorothy: “She got it half off.”
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 25, 2024 6:14 PM |
[quote]Whatever happened to “Ubah Hot” sauce?
She drank all of it.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 25, 2024 6:23 PM |
Jesus Christ Eboni comes off as an even bigger asshole in that People interview than she did on RHONY. And that's no small feat.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 25, 2024 10:25 PM |
I wonder if Eboni's mom ever whistled down the list as to her biological father is. On the show, I think three were tested and all were negatives.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 25, 2024 10:40 PM |
Not a single comment about last night’s show. This cast failed to launch.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 30, 2024 1:14 PM |
R127. Another tacky party that looked like it was held at a venue in Astoria. Erin is turning into Jill Zarin. Needy. Abe looked cute. Rebecca is a total washout and they all seem annoyed by her. Is the season over yet?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 30, 2024 1:45 PM |
I can’t follow the thread of anything. Why did Erin all of a sudden hate Jenna? I have watched every episode and I truly had no clue.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 30, 2024 1:51 PM |
Erin’s beef with Jenna made no sense and neither did the way she handled it. It felt completely contrived and like Erin was just searching for a storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 30, 2024 2:27 PM |
Jenna is hard to look at. I just don't see the fashion icon I was promised.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 30, 2024 2:48 PM |
r93 Which podcasts? Please name names. It's okay, this is a safe space.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 30, 2024 2:51 PM |
R131 She's the Sutton Stracke of the NYC housewives.
A woman with no taste or style who works in fashion.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 30, 2024 2:51 PM |
I agree, R131. I’m not getting the fuss
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 30, 2024 2:53 PM |
Is Brynn still a hooker?
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 30, 2024 2:53 PM |
With her big head and weird face, Erin looks like a chess piece. The knight.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 30, 2024 2:53 PM |
R136 That's multi-racial hooker to you, bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 30, 2024 2:56 PM |
These women are neither aspirational nor funny nor captivating in a “love to hate” sort of way. They’re also not really friends/family. Without any of those things,, what’s the point of the show?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 30, 2024 2:56 PM |
Rebecca Minkoff is so fucking sinister looking. Some shots of her are a jump-scare. Hovering in corners like a black vulture.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 30, 2024 3:00 PM |
New RHONY feels much more like a Selling Sunset than it does a Housewives franchise. Salt Lake City has become meta housewives good, but this is meta housewives zzzzzzz.
Honestly, I would have pitched that the second season pivot to being about them “working together” at some sort of Potemkin-Village-for-TV PR agency with Jenna Lyons as the Lisa Vanderpump-type boss.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 30, 2024 10:06 PM |
Sonja just bought a place in West Palm Beach. Isn’t that where Lu was really living the last few seasons of RHONY? How long until we’re subjected to the Real Housewives of West Palm Beach?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 30, 2024 11:24 PM |
Ramona spends a lot of time in Palm Beach. Jules and Tinsley live down there too.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 30, 2024 11:30 PM |
R133. Sutton's "fashion boutique" is only open during filming. Much like Kyle's now shuttered store with Alene Too or whatever the fuck that was.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 31, 2024 1:04 AM |
Ramona bought a place in West Palm Beach a couple of years ago. She still has her bird shit white McMansion in the Hamptons and a rental in Manhattan.
Jill is in Boca. So is Jules - or at least was until her cocainey marriage broke up. I doubt she got enough scratch out of her tiny ex husband to set up in Palm Beach proper.
Luann has her somewhat disappointingly tasteful place in Sag Harbor as her primary residence and an enjoyable tacky rental in the city that was the subject of a DL thread back in the spring. I would be surprised if she could keep a place going in Florida on top of that. Dorinda similarly lives mostly in her Berkshires Clue Mansion and has a rental in the city.
Tinsley’s mom still has her condo in actual Palm Beach, but Tinsley now lives in Augusta with her new husband and her stepkids.
I’m most surprised that Bethenny hasn’t moved to Florida, but I think her manic self-conception du jour is Hamptons social historian and grocery store banshee.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 31, 2024 1:43 AM |
r144 How much do you think LuAnn brings in with her cabaret? Surprisingly, she is still touring decent sized venues, including dates in the UK.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 31, 2024 1:55 AM |
I doubt the cabaret thing throws off big money, but it’s hilarious and touching to watch a 60 year old former trophy wife having so much fun doing something she so obviously loves despite a complete lack of natural talent.
I give Luann full credit for determination, resilience and an ability to put a team of savvy gays around her and listen to their advice.
She’s also played it the smartest with Bravo/NBC and is still obviously considered in good standing by the network since they keep putting her in the housewives spinoffs. She really is made for TV.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 31, 2024 2:16 AM |
^LuAnn is very fun, I'll give her that.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 31, 2024 2:26 AM |
Lu seems to have gone through the biggest transformation since we were introduced to the stuck up Countess in season one. She's been humbled and, in the process, become so much more likeable. Plus she's actually gotten more attractive and her body is insane.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 31, 2024 2:55 AM |
I thought it was fascinating watching all the Ultimate Girls Trips paying particular attention to the RHONY gals.
The first one was so obviously about Ramona and her fatal flaw - that she can’t seem to help being a deeply weird and childishly selfish person and how that has really alienated her and left her very lonely.
The second one was gangbusters on every front, but goddamn if Dorinda’s complete inability to face the ugly truth about how substance use and rage governs her life didn’t steal the whole show. Honorable character study mention though to Jill for calling her horrible mother on camera to tattle about how the other girls were being mean to her (and then providing production with photos of the girls who were mean to her at actual summer camp in 1977 so she could whine about them too before her canoeing excursion!)
The last one with just the RHONY women: forever horse girl Kelly Bensimon obviously spooked that if she didn’t clear all the fences on the trip that she’d be taken behind the barn and shot and a clearly miserable Sonja unable to put over her usual blousy vacation antics and dreading having to go back to sleeping on her sister’s couch when the trip was over.
But god bless her, give Luann a carton of cigs, a drag wig and a hunky service worker to put the moves on and she has a grand old time wherever she goes.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 31, 2024 3:31 AM |
Lu was also the true star of Crappy Lake.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 31, 2024 3:38 AM |
Oh yeah, having to babysit Sonja in a town full of unfuckable meth heads, and she was still gamely catching catfish with her bare hands and eating fried testicles. But completely serious about getting a variety show up and on its feet! PLACES PEOPLE!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 31, 2024 3:49 AM |
I loved when Lu told that judgmental frau Heather off on their vacation. Freshly fucked and hung over, she was in no mood for some hysterical housewife.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 31, 2024 3:58 AM |
Eggs a la francais.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 31, 2024 4:03 AM |
R152, it’s especially funny now as Luann getting her pipes cleared by some not quite divorced guy in the Caribbean is positively wholesome next to what Heather’s boss/hero Puff Daddy and Carole’s gal pal Ghislaine Maxwell were getting up to.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 31, 2024 4:17 AM |
The fact that this thread has become all about the OG NY gals says it all.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 31, 2024 7:28 AM |
I'm available
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 31, 2024 7:57 PM |
[quote] Lu seems to have gone through the biggest transformation since we were introduced to the stuck up Countess in season one.
Agreed. It’s hilarious trying to imagine what season 1 Luann would think of Luann now.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | November 1, 2024 2:25 AM |
Did anyone else sleep through last night's episode?
by Anonymous | reply 158 | November 6, 2024 5:58 PM |
Bravo needs to recast this mess. It's simply too boring.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | November 6, 2024 6:01 PM |
The fact that they would air a new episode opposite election coverage almost feels like they’re burning off episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | November 6, 2024 6:05 PM |
These women have ZERO chemistry as a group.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | November 6, 2024 7:46 PM |
I loathe Jessel. Although all the housewives are phonies, she is the phoniest of the phonies. Every single move she makes, every word she utters is done for the cameras. You can practically see her looking to the side and saying, "Is this how I should walk? Am I smiling the right way? Am I showing the correct amount of faux emotion?"
And her stupid fucking multiple clothes changes at her stupid fucking Clueless party was beyond embarrassing.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | November 6, 2024 9:14 PM |
It seems like all these bitches do is throw parties for themselves.
This season is so contrived and forced.
Pull the plug on this franchise.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | November 6, 2024 9:19 PM |
Not only does this reboot suck but it increases the chances Bravo will be too scared to reboot NJ and foist that asshole Teresa on us again.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | November 6, 2024 9:44 PM |
I wish someone who foist Joe Gorga's asshole on me right now.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | November 6, 2024 9:53 PM |
Jessel looks gorgeous this season. She also seems miserable.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | November 8, 2024 3:29 AM |
Jessel is a robot. A very pretty robot.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | November 8, 2024 5:38 PM |
R166, Jessel's husband has obviously checked-out of the marriage. He stays because it is cheaper to keep her (esp. since his wallet is closed now) and she is a convenient trophy when needed.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | November 9, 2024 12:27 AM |
Based on the end of this week's episode, I gather Rebecca and Erin concocted the pregnancy story as a prank. Even they must realize how boring this show is if they're stooping to these kinds of antics.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | November 13, 2024 7:49 PM |
It's too blatantly fake to be fun.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | November 13, 2024 8:35 PM |
I seriously doubt there will be a third season. This reboot has been a major flop and, if they cancelled Dubai I doubt they'll keep this one around.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | November 13, 2024 9:06 PM |
I think they'll give it one more go but with major retooling--namely dumping half the cast and bringing back Lu, Sonja, and Ramona. Can you imagine Sai trying to bitch out Ramona? Or Jessel trying to impress the Countess?
by Anonymous | reply 172 | November 13, 2024 9:31 PM |
I think Brynn and Jessel have hung out with the original ladies on multiple occasions.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | November 13, 2024 9:50 PM |
I didn’t know they cancelled Dubai, but I’m not surprised. I watched the first few episodes of the new season and realized that I just couldn’t be bothered to watch it any longer.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | November 14, 2024 12:15 AM |
Dubai isn’t canceled. It’s ON PAUSE!
by Anonymous | reply 175 | November 14, 2024 12:22 AM |
Is this thing even still running? Or is anybody still watching?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | November 18, 2024 5:11 PM |
The only thing I like about this series is the relationship between Mel and Abe. I actually love both of them (more than any of the housewives). They should just ditch the rest of the season and focus exclusively on them.
Love that Abe was bi-curious in college.
Sai was on WWHL after the show and they were talking about how boring and basic Erin’s style is.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | November 18, 2024 6:14 PM |
How many episodes til the Puerto Rico trip? The fact that all of the "still to come" was scenes from that trip makes me think it's gonna be a whole lot more filler until then.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | November 20, 2024 6:01 PM |
Can you imagine the OG bitches faking a storyline?
You could get content for 2-3 episodes just showing Ramona ordering staff around or showing Lu in heat on the prowl at The Regency.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | November 20, 2024 9:49 PM |
^You could have a whole season of Dorinda's Jovani resentment.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | November 20, 2024 10:13 PM |
So this show is so incredibly boring that they had to devote two whole episodes to a fake story about somebody getting pregnant and not knowing who the father is?
Seriously? Cancel this franchise and put us all out of our misery.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | November 23, 2024 12:47 AM |
I'm intrigued by Erin's husband admitting he questioned his sexuality in college.
Dump the bitch, Abe, and I'll answer all your questions.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | November 23, 2024 12:51 AM |
Is it too late for a true NYC Legacy series? Will the old crones want too much money?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | November 23, 2024 2:11 AM |
Erin is gross. Trumper and that voice could curdle milk.
I love Brynn. Ridiculous and knows what show she's on.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | November 23, 2024 2:46 AM |
Brynn is reality tv gold.
The rest, not so much.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | November 23, 2024 3:24 AM |
Brynn is gorgeous and fun! Love her!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | November 23, 2024 4:16 AM |
R186 - Brynn's Sugar Daddy
by Anonymous | reply 187 | November 23, 2024 5:16 PM |
Brynn is wayyyy too old for that baby doll persona she's trying to affect
by Anonymous | reply 188 | November 23, 2024 11:43 PM |
They should cast Brynn in the Jeanne Crain role in a “Pinky” remake.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | November 24, 2024 10:01 PM |
So Erin had an abortion at 18 and is speaking out against the repeal of Roe v Wade?
Then how the fuck can she justify voting from Trump?
by Anonymous | reply 190 | November 29, 2024 9:15 PM |
No one cares about this show, apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | December 2, 2024 4:47 AM |