I’m the ceremonial statues standing guard.
She’s 31 and he’s 78. Just gross.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 14, 2024 4:46 AM |
I'm the lice that won't go near her snatch.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 14, 2024 4:50 AM |
We dont need this ugliness
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 14, 2024 5:29 AM |
I sho is ugly!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 14, 2024 7:55 AM |
I’m the musky, moist smell that escapes each Donnie makes me quiver with excitement!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 14, 2024 8:09 AM |
I’m the smell which makes you remember the last time you rode Pirates of the Caribbean.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 14, 2024 8:15 AM |
I'm the chestburster from Alien that emerges when she shows ladyham!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 14, 2024 8:26 AM |
That’s not a chestburster, that’s my clitoris!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 14, 2024 8:41 AM |
Her pussy probably looks like her original face. Fugly as a mafucker.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 14, 2024 10:23 AM |
Her new face is much worse R9. She probably jerks him off with tweezers if he can still get it up.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 14, 2024 10:56 AM |
[quote]if he can still get it up
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You guys can always make me laugh!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 14, 2024 10:59 AM |
I think she smells fabulous, like a garden of roses.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 14, 2024 12:43 PM |
I assume “Arby’s in her pants” was projection.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 14, 2024 12:46 PM |
I’m the cottage cheese after letting Trump enter.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 15, 2024 1:32 PM |
I'm gonorrhea. Even I won't go there.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 15, 2024 2:42 PM |
I'm the skidmarks on both his and her panties. Yes,Trump wears panties.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 15, 2024 2:55 PM |
I’m the plants that shrivel up and die and the milk that goes sour when she walks by.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 15, 2024 2:57 PM |
I’m the vile abyss.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 15, 2024 3:03 PM |
I'm the Alpo
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 15, 2024 3:06 PM |
I’m the disappointment when I’m not grabbed.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 15, 2024 3:14 PM |
I'm Loose Change.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 15, 2024 3:28 PM |
A huge black hole. That feels nothing. My vagina eat moo.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 15, 2024 3:51 PM |
My vagina eat moi. 😂
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 15, 2024 3:52 PM |
I’m the teeth and razor blades
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 15, 2024 4:04 PM |
I'm a submarine with four rich guys in it.
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| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 16, 2024 12:56 AM |