Let's celebrate Chris Meloni

That ass....

Pissing...

Presenting hole...

His gay kissing scenes were the best.

Chris and Lee Tergesen were the hottest couple ever!

He seems like he just gets hotter the older he gets. Like he was attractive in his 30s but then became an insanely hot big booty bear. A true work of art.

How many times has Chris played gay?

I swear to Jehovah I will never understand why that man would ever put on clothes.

In POSE, he was the sugar daddy (Jeremy Pope)for Elektra (Dominique Jackson). He dropped her when she completed her gender reassignment with bottom surgery. His character liked her peen! He warned her not to do it, and she was tossed out.

Lee Tergesen has those Kenny Branagh thin lips. Not good to kiss.

Such a man, woof

Sexy as fuck, holy God

Face down, ass up!

He has a weird shaped head like that of Bert on Sesame Street.

I thought his story was that he was a closet case who would fuck twinks and then beat them up, like Robert Conrad.

I've heard that rumor too, R15.

I distinctly remember reading a story about an incident with Chris Meloni in Thailand, and some Twink that he beat up.

It didn't make the news, because it was in Thailand.

Interestingly, Will Smith had the same rumors about beating up twinks.

When a man presents hole like that to the world there is 1000% chance that he is more open minded to do other things in private.

I totally agree R17.

He was on two VERY raunchy shows: Law and Order: SVU and Oz.

Both with lots of gay sex.

You can't tell me that the thought hasn't crossed his mind, once or twice.

Especially given how free and open he is about his body.

I mean, how many actors have let themselves be filmed pissing on camera?

Chris is a fucking legend!

L&O:SVU is a raunchy show??

R15 Hot.

More recent nudity:

4 ever

There were rumors about him staying extra hours on the OZ set so he could hook up with a male actor on the show. Or a set crewman. If only 😊🥰😘😚😜

R7, NOT ENOUGH!

There were two Law & Order SVU episodes where I personally felt that Chris was crushing a bit on the Twink male actors.

One was Conor Paolo, who played a teen who whored himself out online to older men, for money.

The other was Al Calderon, who played the step son of a man who made him participate in a kid's "fight club." Chris was very protective of the young Twink. On the show, I mean.

Interestingly, in both cases, the young male actors - both Conor Paolo and Al Calderon - turned out to be gay.

So my gaydar was definitely picking up on some chemistry there.

Chris and Al Calderon.

Come home with him.

Chris still looks amazing

Yikes some of the furniture is horrible.

He also used to traipse around nude a lot in the Crunch locker room in the late 90s. Saw him several times.

Oh and he is 100% bi. A former fb worked with him at Studio 54 and said he definitely had his share of dude poon.

SVU was never the same without him, he left the show too early.

I thought him hot far longer than he should have been but lets be real...the body is banging but the mug is ROUGH.

That big nosed statue is great for hanging your keys.

And getting impaled.

I don’t believe for a second he hasn’t dabbled. He loves gay men and tweets to them a lot. He doesn’t mind at all. He knows how gay men and women drool over his big beautiful ass.

[quote] the body is banging but the mug is ROUGH.

He’s gorgeous.

I'd lick him everywhere.

I live near where Chris lived in NYC years ago. One day I passed him on the street and he's giving me this huge grin and says a big hearty hello, like we're friends. I smiled and said hi back, but kept moving, sort of shaking my head.

Why is this famous hot tv actor greeting me like a guy he used to date? Maybe he wanted to know more, or mistook me for someone else? It was fun, but weird.

I liked the OZ scene when the blue eyed guy gave him a blow job - then CM broke his neck and left him on the shower floor......

Did you know he is a sculptor?

Physically he's my ideal man.

No notes. Wouldn't change a thing.

1. Many years ago I was at the Christmas bazaar in Central Park. I saw Mr. Meloni with his little daughter. It was very sweet. He wasn't a celebrity that day, just a dad out with his little girl.

2. I have a neighbor in my apartment complex who is a dead-ringer for Mr. Meloni. Every time I see him walk by I do a double take.

[quote]I liked the OZ scene when the blue eyed guy gave him a blow job - then CM broke his neck and left him on the shower floor......

The blue eyed guy? That's iconic '80s soap/teen actor Brian Bloom to you, sir!

A "straight" former co-worker of my husband's (who used to get EXTREMELY flirty with me) knew CM and would go on group vacations with him - I always wondered if some down-low action wasn't happening on those trips

In the OP, he was disrobing for DL fave Rita Moreno, who played a nun.

Here's the video:

Meloni stayed too long at the fair. He should have stopped 8 years ago with "Happy."

R38's anecdote must be the fantasy of every DLer. But with a happier ending.

I need to see his big dick hard. No doubt he’s rough in bed.

He's handsome but I'm not sexually attracted to him. I hated Detective Stabler as a character and I think that unfairly influenced my opinion of him. He's also too old for me.

I'm sure you can see that mustard bedspread in the primary from the buildings across the view.

R32 - What you call "rough," I call rugged. Chris is STILL hot af in body and face.

Much prefer his mug's version of 60+ than Rob Lowe's.

Chris Meloni looks like shit today, much like Dermot Mulroney.

I'm glad he gave up trying not to look bald.

He has a gay brother, which is why he is cool about the gay stuff. There is NO empirical evidence whatsoever that he is (a) bi or (b) punches on twinks. God, you nasty queens get a life. Yes, he is a nudist and loves to go to European beaches and take it all off. After his Peloton commercial, two silly morning news bitches (female version) aired some of the commercial and then giggled and did yuckie "Ewe, I hope someone washed those floors" comments. Girls please, there are least 30,000 queens out there would dry hump that floor in hope of picking up a manstink of Eau de Meloni.

Me being one of them

He played Julia Roberts' high school football coach fiancé in the 1999 rom-com RUNAWAY BRIDE, whom she ditches for Richard Gere's NYC reporter.

Since his wife knows AD is coming to film their home - or what we are led to believe is their home - why does she hide from the camera?

I just came.

Hilarious and seeringly hot r58.

It's just too, too much.

oh the R58 pic requires log in.

[quote]He's handsome but I'm not sexually attracted to him. I hated Detective Stabler as a character and I think that unfairly influenced my opinion of him. He's also too old for me.

Poor you.

He chose a wife with a MALE name.

He was teasing us at the US Open last night

^ Removed.

That interview in r62 makes him sound exhausting.

“ There is NO empirical evidence whatsoever that he is (a) bi or (b) punches on twinks. God, you nasty queens get a life”

Why does the mere insinuation that he might have hooked up with guys in the swinging 70s trigger such rage in you?

That’s weird.

And you clearly don’t know or understand what constitutes empirical evidence.

Cuz he’s in the closet

I love the way he teases

I used to se Chris Meloni at the gym in the 90’s And he did spend a lot of time naked in the locker room. Chris and actor, Mike Doyle had a very flirty relationship behind the scenes on Law and order SVU. I always wondered about that.

[quote]That interview in [R62] makes him sound exhausting.

I bet going a round with him in bed is exhausting too.

The idea of Mike Doyle being pounded by Meloni......excuse me, I must lie down now.

I feel you r72. To be the meat in a Chris/Mike sandwich. Heaven!

I like how delighted he always seems when he hears about his fans' thirst for his body. I find it sexy when hot guys appreciate being admired. Paraphrasing Mister Rogers, "Gracious acceptance is the greatest gift one can give to the other person."

I need to see mister Rogers and Chris meloni go at it

CELEBRATE!

gay Gay GAY!

He seems super cool

R77 see R27.

A gay friend of mine worked at HBO and got to know Chris, first through work and then socially. He said Chris was a total sweetheart, friendly, grounded, nice house, nice life, the whole package. But here’s the thing: Chris was one of those straight guys who loved knowing gay men were into him. Didn’t just tolerate it, he basked in it. My friend said it was practically a hobby. Still, he insisted, no matter how much attention he lapped up, Chris was straight as an arrow. And the wife? Total good sport, never got hung up about the gays and her husband. And before anyone shrieks 'gossip' -- save it. This isn’t fan fiction, it’s straight from someone who actually knew him. So believe it or don't.

I don’t get it?

How long have you been on Chris' PR team, R80?

[quote]I liked the OZ scene when the blue eyed guy gave him a blow job - then CM broke his neck and left him on the shower floor......

Which is physically impossible, by the way.

I love when he showed up on Veep as Selina’s personal trainer/fuck buddy, who gets fired when it’s received that he wrote a blog saying fat people are immoral because they eat too much.

super cutie

He is not closeted. Decades ago, in the last days of "Oz" and the early years of "SVU" -- his peak celebrity -- when I was visiting NYC he cruised me on the street outside of Joe's Pub, flagrantly, and in public. I was really cute back then. We were walking towards one another and he was staring, so I stared back, as he got closer I realized who he was, and was immediately overtaken by the shy, vestal ingenue who was trapped deep down inside of me underneath my soiled, flamboyant exterior. I looked down and away walked past him. I glanced back to see that he'd stopped walking and was waiting for me to turn around. I picked up my pace and kept walking.

I was intimidated by his celebrity but also his presence. He was not smiling or flirty, he was almost menacing and predatory like he wanted to do something really rough to me. But I am CERTAIN of his intent and if I had turned around we'd have hooked up and I'd have a great story to tell today, or I would be dead. Not sure which one.

You watch Meloni's video tour of "inside his serene home" on You Tube. An Architectural Digest "Open Door" invitation on YouTube.

He is a design and decor maven. His wife co-hosts. She has a deep voice.

like a MAN

R86 - He was probably trying out his Oz character's charms on you.

I love that part of your imagined scenario involves a TV actor--at the peak of his fame and notoriety--fucking and then killing you.

I’m sure he’s a very nice person.

it’s straight from someone who actually knew him…

Tee hee. I see what you did there r80

I'd drink his bathwater.

I always assumed Lee Tergesen was going to be the emergent sex symbol on that show because of what his character did to J. K. Simmons's character!

i presumed he was gay

Lee T lives in the neighborhood—2X street off of Ninth Ave. he has cute kids—and a great smile. He gives the “hey” nod.

Of course Meloni loves the attention. He's an Italian man.

R96, is that a typical trait?

r97 I'm sure there are exceptions, but in a very traditional Italian family, the boys are often spoiled with praise and attention and crave that kind of affirmation throughout their lives.

I don't dispute Meloni is predominantly straight, but I also don't doubt that he's enjoyed worship from a select number of appreciative gay men and gay mouths, etc.

I don’t ask for much, just the privilege of giving Meloni head.

I wonder if he and the Italian stallion Mariska ever did it?

I had an Italian boyfriend once. He was up for fucking anyone.

I wonder if Mariska's gay husband ever had a taste of the Meloni sausage?

Italian and Italian-American men are fantastic in bed, they're very generous and sensual. I've had many.

They dick you down as hard as you need

There were many rumors that he and Lee Tergeson were fucking when they made that series. Datalounge was new then and much better about reporting celeb gossip.

If the tea was to be believed, Lee was apparently head over heels in love with Chris.

They certainly had that freshly fucked vibe when they made appearances.

Yeah, they definitely fucked.

sweeties

[quote] There were many rumors that he and Lee Tergeson were fucking when they made that series. Datalounge was new then and much better about reporting celeb gossip.

That's how I discovered Datalounge back in 1998-1999, Googling something about Meloni and Tergesen on "Oz." Sweet memories...

R106 If they did fuck and tried to keep it on the DL, the last thing that they would do would be to be photographed like that.

They're actors. Actors pretend to be other people. It's not that complex.

I agree

Thing is, Lee Tergeson doesn't have a very good poker face. He had that Taron-Egerton-drooling-over-Hugh-Jackman expression a few times at appearances with Chris. (Or.....maybe call it the we're-going-to-fuck-as-soon-as-this-is-over expression.)

I think the same thing happened with Shawn Pyfrom when Lee was at Desperate Housewives, too.....

[quote] [R86] - He was probably trying out his Oz character's charms on you.

[quote] I love that part of your imagined scenario involves a TV actor--at the peak of his fame and notoriety--fucking and then killing you.

Yeah, r89. This was 25 years ago when premature death was standard for young gay men in urban areas. AIDS, drugs and homicide gave us a 50/50 shot at making it to midlife. Before everyone had cellphones with cameras (I got my first flip-phone in 2002), security cameras on every street and ring cameras on every door, we had to be more circumspect about our safety. In NYC, you had reason to be suspicious of EVERYONE -- particularly as I noted his demeanor didn't match my fun, flirty persona. It may seem silly in retrospect but I'm glad it does.

Hmmm I love his big cock, his big balls and his big butt, not to mention he has shown his pink lovely hole too!

He’s a hot dude, proud to be hot!

Right R82?

That frau poster is full of shit

😂😂😂😂

R113 Probably vocal as hell, too.

“This was 25 years ago when premature death was standard for young gay men in urban areas. AIDS, drugs and homicide gave us a 50/50 shot at making it to midlife.”

Oh my stars—how did we ever make it this far?! Hanging on by a thread…

R111, every actor is trained in a poker face.

[quote] Probably vocal as hell, too.

Probably gives Jeff Stryker a run for his money.

Chris Meloni and Frank Grillo should be cell mates in a reboot of Oz.

He was so emotional on his Finding Your Roots episode......seems like a very passionate man.

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