Miss Switzerland finalist was strangled, then ‘pureed’ in a blender by her HOT husband

(Fly unzips)

Woodchippers should be on every wedding gift list.

What kind of blender? Damn.

They said it was a hand blender.

Smeg?

Was she consumed?

Was he trying to flush away the evidence???

[quote] by her HOT husband

He is absolved of his so-called crime.

I’ve dated worst guys than this so sign me up!

Worst = worse

I've heard of some really way-out there smoothies concoctions, but this takes the cake.

Swiss and German machinery can handle such a task.

What is this "strangled to death" that I keep hearing nowadays? The word "strangled" stands alone. It means the victim had their air supply closed off, e.g., choked. Strangled is not a half-way measure.

Another Swiss atrocity was in my journal this morning:

Was it a rescue blender?

Ninja or blend jet?

WOW - He's beautiful !

Waiting for mama’s mussy response.

"They said that Thomas, who owns a business, showed a "conspicuously high level of criminal energy" while he was being assessed.

He even had "sadistic-sociopathic traits", they added."

Look at that thick wrist and enormous hand.

I bet He Would Have An Enormous Schwanzschtücker.!

I hope she made for a delicious smoothie!

Did he pour her down the drain?

Hmmm... Does Melania know how to use a blender?

Well, a hot guy like that? I can only imagine that bitch was asking to be pureed!

Child play!

SMOOTHIE OPERATOR: Fiend PUREES Beauty Queen Galpal!

A Vitamix could do it, I suppose.

Reminds me of that scene from Gremlins...

I am so wet right now!

Has Armie Hammer commented yet?

A hand blender? Her disposal must have taken forever.

R12 Thank you. I’ve been heating it for the past 10 years so much so that when I heard strangled alone I started to question if the person has actually died. You are right. Strangled has always meant a means of which one died.

And people gave me shit for being extreme with Dorothy.

Are men OK?

Furious about the description of this woman's brutal murder.

What brainless whore wrote the headline and the article?

The victim was strangled by her husband who tried to dispose of her corpse through dismemberment.

[quote] Waiting for mama’s mussy response.

Mama's mussy is gushing harder and faster than Jet d'Eau year round!

Miss Spritzerland

Finally, someone who's committed greater atrocities in a kitchen than me! You people can stay off my back from now on.

Call me by your name.

[quote]What kind of blender? Damn.

That was my first thought too - what kind of blender? Definitely a Vitamix, but they're expensive. Also, I would think it would take very long time to turn a body into one smoothie after another. Messy too.

That's the problem with people these days - they don't think these things through

Ouch, R1! That is very witty, but DARK. I'm dizzy as I type. I am realizing that I shouldn't read certain things, because they affect me very badly.

Poor lady. I hope that her husband is locked in a dark, small dungeon in a remote location, and then someone throws the key away. And the worst of it all is that they had children, which is downright awful. I can only imagine how this will traumatize them. 😱😭🤮

EUROPEAN WOMAN MURDERED?!???

(Giddy laughter)

(See he’s European)

Oh damn …

(Sadly move on)

I wish I did the strip search on him.

Anscher and Defacto have both long since moved on to other platforms, ones more in line with their views.

Wow. You fags are too much. Theres pointless bitchery, then theres heartless misogyny.

R42: Defacto

R39.

Yes, he really worked me over good

He was a credit to his gender

Put me through some changes, Lord

Sort of like a waring blender

Hardly. I just know that some people *do* know how to quit DL, and never look back. Stop accusing random people of being posters who are long gone from here. It makes you look less than sane.

The poster identified as Matt A. had a demented writing style you could spot a mile off: he would repeat certain words in the same sequence, over and over again: "cracker ableist goy," "Jew hater," etc. In fact, his identity was revealed after someone here googled those exact words, in that order, and found he was writing identical posts over at other boards (various subreddits and so on). Everything was black and white for that poster. Someone here explained that using this repetitious style was soothing to Matt A., and that this was related to his neurological condition. He should have just been ignored out of politeness and respect for the fact that he was not quite well, but people seemed to love riling him up.

Defacto was one of the dull-witted right-wingers here, not even interesting as a contrarian, and lusting after Douglas Murray and Paul Ryan, of all people. Never understood why he posted here. Alice Cappelle's video on the appeal of right-wing movements to gay men applies to people like him, to some extent:

[quote]Finally, someone who's committed greater atrocities in a kitchen than me!

[quote]—Sandra Lee

That's debatable.

We need more than this one photo to determine if he’s hot.

If it's Switzerland does that mean he'll be sent off to a day rehab facility and then released after 5 years good behavior?

It would be the humane thing to do. Only barbarians would send someone to prison for life.

Does this Swiss Miss come with mini marshmallows?

Which blender brand!?? I’ll assume it was a better European one that I could probably order online through KIA or Wayfair (excellent for large smoothies).

Switzerland has a surprisingly high rate of domestic abuse. Still very patriarchal, apparently. A Dutch friend of mine lived in the Baar/Zug area (German-speaking part, not too far from Zurich) and said that his male colleagues, office workers, would still routinely go home for lunch prepared by their wife. Also, men are awarded custody of their children far more often than in many other countries. Of course, this story is freakish "even" by Swiss standards.

R45, I think that you've misunderstood me. You joke is not what has made me feel dizzy, but this horrible piece of news. As I've said, your joke was witty, even if very dark. There's no need to be a total cunt.

It's freakish by any standard.

R9 Worse = Wurst.

Nothing amuses about this and the husband/perp is average looking. Datalounge is dickstarved, visual impaired and damaged

Visually impaired

I was molested in Switzerland after making milkshakes in a blender.

What's with the bizarre Swiss association with chop/puree-happy creepy lovers? Remember the dismembered Swiss dancer supposedly fed to the homeless in Tompkins Square Park? #bonappetit

I recall the members of Swiss pop duo Yello being interviewed in the British music weekly "Smash Hits" years ago. They were asked if Switzerland was the country where repressed people dressed up in black leather and tied each other up in dungeons. They replied: "No, no. That's *Austria.*"

In any case, R58 is correct.

People think of Switzerland as some liberal utopia but a lot of it is *very* provincial and conservative. The guy I know here, in Toronto, who moved here from the French-speaking part of Switzerland described the rural areas to me as casually misogynistic and homophobic.

Very xenophobic too.

R43 You must be new here

He's holding that camera like he's clutches a mug, which makes him lose hotness points.

Yup, R64. There was a story a few years ago about some Dutch woman who had moved to some small, rural place in Switzerland and after a certain number of years of living there, applied for citizenship. In Switzerland, after you apply for citizenship, your application is on file at a local municipality and any resident can come and object to it. Since she was a vegetarian, local farmers complained about her "moral values" and the application was denied. There's also a lot of xenophobia grounded in racism.

Unlike the puree, this thread is tasteless and heartless.

For God's sake use enough salt if it's anything like TeenMato.

I don't care about the thread, dataloungers are shutins who will "go there". But the descriptors written in the article truly offends.

Did she break up with him without his permission or accidentally get pregnant without his permission? Or, maybe "the voices" told him to do it.

Those are the top three excuses for bland, losers to kill ladies.

R2 Hello???

What tastes better: humans or pets?

I didn't think they even made blenders that big. Was it an industrial blender?

None of you detectives have found his OnlyFans yet?? Or at least Insta?

He was following the recipe for Soylent Green.

r74 It was a hand blender, he had chopped her up using several different tools beforehand. I imagine it took a long time to blend everything, plus there's no way you can puree the bones.

[quote] plus there's no way you can puree the bones.

Nobody likes a quitter...

He ain’t all that

He reportedly used an immersion blender to finish the job.

[bold]"I WILL NOT BE IGNORED KRISTINA!"[/bold]

The male version of Fatal Attraction.

[quote] He was following the recipe for Soylent Green.

What's Soylent Green?

For lazy R82

She ruined his hot life by being murdered.

R83 = lost in a mind fog

[Quote] She ruined his hot life by being murdered.

by him

Looks like Mulder and Scully

Why are the hot ones always so crazy? He looks like he played and enjoyed sports...did he have a head injury or something. Absolutely tragic waste all around. I bet you she went through hell and forgave him often cause I mean come on hes hot as hell. But she is gorgeous too so she could've found herself a non-psycho.

Im projecting here but I think she had some serious self esteem issues...

Methinks she didn't leave because she was afraid of retaliation...

What could be more dull than jealous husband murders wife? It's the blender and the hotness that make the headlines. Police previous called for domestic abuse. I bet the make up sex was incredible.

Ah, yes.

The old meat grinder.

Bei tempi.

[quote] But she is gorgeous too

Not anymore.

I call for a Ban on Blenders!

Momma's mussy is spinning faster than a Vitamin 5200 making perfect margaritas: Just add frozen Bacardi mixer concentrate, a can's measure of your favorite tequila, ice and turn it on!

Too soon to mention blenders. Too soon.

AWG, Swiss edition

R77 Damn. That alone would take a ton of dedication and patience. Not to mention time consuming. He must have REALLY hated her.

Not just time consuming.

🫣 did he consume the blender “drink” ? 🤢