Completely Naked Actor Walking Over Audience Then Masturbating Until Completion

Yes, he is really beautiful, pretty and slender

"Art"

Madonna has got to get better opening acts.

V-8 Fairy, I have come to the conclusion that you have good taste.

fun for the hole family

fucked up use of the mozart but what ever

We used to call that the matinee at the Follies.

That is a radical reinterpretation of Peter Pan.

R8. Mary Martin had a nicer ass.

I have a question...

Not hot enough to make up for how weird it is.

But he didn't masturbate on top of the audience. Now that's class.

Are certain seats marked as a Splash Zone, like at Sea World?

Are there Rush tickets?

Poor guy confused break a leg with bust a nut.

Now THAT's an NEA grant I could get behind!

Was the naked guy an actor or just an overly enthusiastic audience member? I've seen this same thing on a plane in coach.

"Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" becomes "Spider-Man: Turned Off".

R18- he was wearing a mic so probably not from the audience.

Is this one of those sordid interpretation plays in New York that have a hidden meaning? You know like thetransvestite carving a pumpkin on stage and throwing the innards and seeds on the audience?

R21- My guess it’s Brazil.

I thought it was a rather performance of Puck in Midsummer's.

[quote] fucked up use of the mozart but what ever

It’s largely Suessmayr. .

Needs more clear shots of his dick.

Not a lot of volume.

Rocco, get out there and work like your sisters!

The thing that made this really shocking was that it was during a production of [italic]Hello, Dolly![/italic]

Don’t you just love…THEEATAH PEOPLE

Beats paying $241 for onstage seating to Jim Parsons Our Town.

I think it's just an old Ryan Murphy Glee! audition tape.

Oh, R22… that makes more sense. I thought it was Idaho.

[quote] Beats off paying

Fixed that for you.

I hope Dan Levy doesn't watch this before he hosts the Emmy Awards on Sunday night.

The audience looks embarrassed for the poor guy with such an average dick and sub-par cumshot.

And then, he was replaced by Lea Michele.

Actor?

Is this LEGITIMATE theatre??

R30 - How do they charge the audience to play lie down and dead in the cemetery scene?

R38 - NO! Broadway doesn't go for balls and jizz!

[quote]Poor guy confused break a leg with bust a nut.

Who hasn't?

R3 💀 😆

This is very different from the “Spring Awakening” that was described to us in the subscriber brochure.