Chrissy Metz’s LA house is gorgeous

Nice article, but I wanted more info about the quadruple-reinforced foundation and the custom steel girders supporting the bed frame.

Only Chrissy can dwarf an oversized fireplace and an immense make-up mirror.

Move that bus !

I am not shy or reclusive by any means, but if I were famous then photos of bedrooms and bathrooms might be off limits. There is little point in me seeing friends' bedrooms and bathrooms but this is probably a minority opinion.

She adores her sofa so much she's wearing it.

Love the custom clawfoot 21,000 gallon bathtub, complete with its own swim-up Krispy Kreme conveyor belt and make-your-own sundae bar.

Not pictured: the fully operational Chipotle franchise in her walk-in closet.

When Chrissy heard the windows were “triple-glazed,” she tried to take a bite out of them.

Any thoughts about the house? Wr already know Chrissy is overweight.

"And through this door is where the magic happens! Oh, stop blushing. It's the kitchen."

It's beautiful.

The black fringe on the orange chair was originally stuffing until she sat on it. None of the furniture legs are original.

A few thoughts: There's no way those woven leather stools in the kitchen are supporting her weight. Why isn't she on Ozempic? She doesn't have to get thin, just lose enough weight so she can walk 5 feet without getting short of breath. I'm pretty sure she can't fit in the chairs in her music room. Same with the bathtub. I wonder if there's a wing of the house not pictured in AD where she does her real living. Toilet and shower with heavy duty grab bars. All "bariatric" furniture. Tables set up for snacking in front of the TV and computer. Pantry overflowing with snacks.

And to top it all off, I can't believe that shitty TV show and Christian crap paid for all this.

Overall, quite nice. Love the tiles on the staircase.

[QUOTE] Love the tiles on the staircase.

Those are just there for show. I don't think the staircase is functional.

Does the house have multiple pantries?

“I remember going into the primary bathroom” is her very first quote in the article.

I really expected her to have enjoyed some ozempic weight loss by now. Frankly I'm disappointed.

No photo of the extensive snack purse collection?

I hope those chairs have had the legs reinforced. I don't see huge dents in the upholstery so I am guessing she has never actually sat on most of them.

The disco ball has got to go and converting one of the rooms to a well-equipped gym with treadmill wouldn’t hurt. Otherwise it really is nice except that I have yet to see a celeb’s house that didn’t seem much bigger than it could possibly need to be. Do celebs really host events that require that much seating?

Actually, comparing the picture at OP to the gif at r39, she has lost quite a bit of weight.

Hopefully she loses more.

I actually really like the house but wonder if she uses those stairs?

Now we know what Catherine Princess of Wales would look like if she was morbidly obese.

Kate looks like Chrissy?

When she sits around the house...

Don’t show the industrial strength Hoyet lifts to get her in and out of bed?

This interiors company does nice work. Any sense of what part of town this is in? I can't see the photos with my paywall remover.

Looks like it might be in the gated community Bell Canyon above Calabasas. Dreams of running into Chrissy in the hills dashed.

"Hideaway"? The only place she could hide is the Grand Canyon.

Where are all the extra refrigerators hidden?

I don't know a thing about this fat bitch other than that she's not much liked in these parts. The house is very nice indeed, but the white on white decoration and the furnishings are dreary. A Spanish Revival house should have some color to it. She's done her best to make this house look like the inside of s styrofoam cooler.

I absolutely love the tile staircase.

But I too wonder where are the chairs she can actually sit on/fit into?!!

It looks like she might have lost weight, but if so, it's probably 40 lbs...and she has a looooong way to go. If she was using the "O" she should be dropping significantly more weight, unless she just started. Even Lizzo is dropping lbs quicker and more noticeably.

Looks like she repurposed the old curtains.

As one does.

Reading the article she wanted more colour than the interior designers did.

r37 I thought that was funny they pointed that out: almost like they're giving a disclaimer that she chose "more color" against their recommendations.

It made me chuckle.

“I remember going into the primary bathroom,” the This Is Us alum says, “and they had these really beautiful ornate wood screens. I was like, ‘Yep, I want to live here.’”

I want to live in the bathroom, on the toilet.

"Ornate wood screens in the primary bathroom" are why she bought the house???

Couldn't she just buy those at World Market or Pier 1?

Also, thanks for including a pic of said "ornate wood screens" in the article that cinched her decision...great journalistic decision.

Pier 1's been out of business for several years. Try to keep up.

How big is the pantry?

Does she have a bariatric toilet?

A bidet? A big rag on a long stick?

It's a beautiful home, but there's too much browns and beiges. It needs color and lighting.

r41 I was going to add that as a question because I thought I had heard that (never shopped there so wouldn't know), but then decided against it.

I should have known some bitch would latch onto that instead of MY POINT: ornate wood screens in the primary bathroom being the decision-maker for her.

[quote]I should have known some bitch would latch onto that

Damn right. Did you forget where you were?

All-steel reinforced framing.

QUIT LATCHING ONTO MY CLUELESSNESS LIKE A BLOOD-SUCKING PARASITE!!!!

And maybe Chrissy could try checking Levitz for the screens.

Maybe once try some monochromatic. Subtle tones and clean lines. She looks like she is wearing fabric from the JoPa Patio Collection

I thought she had lost a ton of weight. Or was that another big gal?

And I thought *I* was under pressure.....

R49 here. And regarding the house, it's really beautiful. She has done a nice job and while there are things I would change just to suit my exact taste, there is a lot to like about it.

Looks like everything was purchased the same day.

Chrissy's House of Pancakes

The house looks nice. I was about to write: “The decor to me looks like everything was bought at once from one store” when I noticed r53.

Jinx!

She may not want to go the Ozempic route—being fat is, after all, her bread and butter (and everything else).

Does the home have its own zip code like Chrissy does?

There's no way she is sitting on ANY of that furniture. Where is her craft-o-matic adjustable hospital bed?

She's so fucking enormous that, wherever she poses in the house, it creates a dollhouse effect of distorted scale where it makes you wonder if she is that fucking big or the room is just a little bit underscaled.

Next time: higher ceilings

Weird wallpaper at r59. Some of the white smudges look like dildos.

I agree with the observation that it appears Chrissy wouldn't fit in or on much of the furnishings and facilities of that house, as shown.

[quote]I thought she had lost a ton of weight. Or was that another big gal?

I think it’s the girl from Precious who’s now half her size.

Yes but why is there a tent in the living room?

Her glam room chair has a footrest which keeps her from sliding out of it.

I thought it would just be bales of straw and a feed trough.

White and beige make my eyes glaze over and all of a sudden I'm at Target.

I'm glad the house is nice. She's going to be found dead and decomposing in it.

[quote] Looks like everything was purchased the same day.

Ok, I see it. The vases are similar for instance and it all looks new. Not a lot of personality. The overall gestalt is good though. It's an attractive home. I don't love the chain lights in the kitchen. Wait, the more I look the more I'm not sure on the coffee table books.

She can’t fit in her own bath tub. Fat slob.

[quote] Suck it, haters.

Don't you meanEat It?"

It's all very pretty, but it's just too staged looking. It doesn't look like anyone actually lives there. Looks more like a nice group of furniture store room displays.

Don't call us - we'll call you.

R50, La Metz did lose a ton, but that's called "a start on the water weight."

She wore white in Aspen last winter and was mistaken for the bunny slopes. Someone complimented her on her toddler fascinator.

Is she drinking Evian and nibbling a humble salad?

[quote]Looks like everything was purchased the same day.

[quote]It's all very pretty, but it's just too staged looking. It doesn't look like anyone actually lives there. Looks more like a nice group of furniture store room displays.

It seems a common thing for celebrities who are first and foremost in their AD or other stories. The celebrity has no particular taste just wants "a warm and cozy look" -- and maybe some "beautiful ornate wood screens in the bathroom.". They find a sort of celebrity assistant turned decorator/shopper who plays to the conceits of the client and wraps the whole thing up after a couple of exhausting days of covering a lot of turf at the designer's favorite shops.

No professional skills involved other than babysitting a celebrity client (in this case a great big large one who surely has to piss every 15 minutes.)

No different than the decorator-in-a-van sorts than the un-famous client may use, it's just that those places don't land in AD.

Often it's because the client wants to feel that it's their personal stamp, so a quasi-profesional who indulges echoes and makes a few fun days off shipping therapy is usually behind these very underwhelming interiors.

It's a great house (for me), but nothing at all singular about the interior, no point of view, no display of taste or talent - just its celebrity owner and a "designer" savvier at snagging clients than at design (or even shopping.)

A paint color called Dead Salmon?? WTF?

It’s probably also common for someone from a modest background who has suddenly become wealthy.

[quote]A paint color called Dead Salmon?? WTF?

Yes, a very popular color of fashionable paint suppliers Farrow & Ball.

What no 50 Shades of XXL Gray?

Those Farrow & Ball cunts churn out different shades of “1970s asylum walls” and pretentious cunts lap it up. Not even very good paint.

I love it - although a bit sparse - needs more art.

It's upsetting to see someone wealthy and famous who can't use those resources to take care of themselves.

She's going to die early.

THERE IS NO WAY she climbs that 17+ step staircase without needing an oxygen tank at the top. Where is the Spanish Colonial freight elevator she had installed?

Her house is absolutely beautiful.

You just know that she needs an elevator to get from floor to floor but god damn she must get stuck in it because it can’t lift her fat ass up.

She doesn’t live there. She lives in an aircraft hangar.

She’s not tall, only 5’5. Given her bulk, she’s not as large as she appears to be, esp if she were tall.

So I can see her descending and ascending the stairs once per day.

And additionally, she said she likes to nap on the sofa.

[quote]And additionally, she said she likes to nap on the sofa.

All things considered, I'd prefer J.D. Vance.

I hope I’m spared.

Has anyone heard from Pon? She seems to have disappeared. Check Chrissy’s fat folds.

I agree, R56, but she could easily lose 100 pounds and still be big enough for fat acting. I think she needs to lose enough so that she can sit down and get up under her own power at least.

The home is absolutely a gem.

I don’t know her, but I’m genuinely happy she got her dream home.

May she enjoy it to the fullest. ❤️

I’ve never seen such a wide hallway look so small when she’s in the frame.

You fucking cunts are killing me with these comments. I have laughed so hard since…well the debate the other night.

Her house is in Bell Canyon, which is actually in Ventura County, not L.A.

There's a big threat of wildfires there. After the horrible Woolsey Fire in 2018, residents started their own local fire brigade, since the enclave is rather remote.

Chrissy has several chairs like this throughout her beautiful home. They put them in a closet for the photo shoot.

There is no way she's ever seen the second floor of that home.

R94, that fire was started by Chrissy’s thighs rubbing together.

I was wondering why she had an Olympic sized swimming pool in her bathroom. Then I realized it was an in ground bathtub.

It's nice that ( in real life ) while we do our best to not body shame that we, however, encourage folks to maintain good health. She doesn't seem to care about herself. It has always been difficult for me to even look at her. I don't get the "I am a happy blob" vibe

And Chrissy herself remains as big as a house.

Has she ever discussed her weight at all?

Every celebrity I can think of who has had a weight problem usually talks about their “struggle” and things they claim to have tried, etc. Even people like Lizzo who say they don’t want to lose weight still talk about it.

With Chrissy, we’re just supposed to pretend like everything is great and nobody can see that she’s 600 pounds.

She must have a bidet to rinse ass after taking a dump because she sure as hell can’t reach back there.

She has no family….she ate them.

Pon probably talks her out of having Ozempic done by quickly suggesting Door Dash everytime the subject gets brought up.

She's determined to keep her job at all costs regardless of how demeaning it is. She's got a family to feed! But not to Chrissy. She makes sure Chrissy doesn't know they even exist in order to keep them safe.

There were previous incidents that we'll never know about thanks to the all powerful NDA.

But, seriously, I wonder if she has a live-in aide to help with her mobility. I have a hard time believing she can hoist herself out of a chair, even a bariatric one, by herself. If she ever fell to the floor, she'd never be able to get up. She probably needs a Life Alert device.

she would need TWO assistants I think. Or one huge muscle guy.

Pon is living in the basement, waiting for the calls to show up with the bottle brush and the wet towels to reach between the rolls. The situation is so dire that she's applied for work at Mar-a-Lago. Girl, count your blessings.

Do the Life Alert people have access to winches and forklifts?

It’s so spacious

Is there a loading dock instead of a garage?

[Quote]If she ever fell to the floor, she'd never be able to get up. She probably needs a Life Alert device.

We've got it covered.

Are those food dispensers on the ceiling in OP's linked pic?