The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

A lot of Valley Girl type speak

Hideously convincing faux-slut versions of the hideous cult's debasement of women, men, and families.

The one husband who was sending nudes, I bet it was to men.

I couldn’t believe my eyes watching an E! promo for this shit. These bimbos are a joke.

“Taylor and Whitney are fighting for the #MomTok throne. Taylor, the former queen of the hashtag, wants to re-earn her place as the leader of the pack, while Whitney wants to take the women in a whole new direction. “We need to get back to what MomTok was,” declared Whitney in the show.”

“Several months after the swinging scandal, Taylor was arrested in February 2023 for domestic violence in the presence of a child after a drunken argument with her boyfriend, Dakota Mortensen.”

Don't care about Mormons, don't care about wives.

More otters!

Are they gonna show the secret orgies and rituals?

Oh sorry, those are the Mormon porn parodies.

Haven’t we had enough of this reality TV garbage?

I binge watched it this weekend. Terrible program, but I somehow enjoyed it enough to slog through it.

I didn't know that some Mormons go to Chippendale's, drink booze, have extramarital sex, and other taboos, and I'm pretty surprised that this gets to be on TV in front of the cult. They must be trying to do some form of damage control.

Is this a scripted show cause I'm not buying it.

Like any reality show, the producers manipulate and flame tensions between the bitches, and then it doesn't HAVE to be scripted. It's so annoying to hear them, it's clearly their own words.

I hope it features book smuggling and illegal reproductive education.