Batshit insane Russell Brand

New grift who dis?

Oh Russell, God’s not gonna take a call from you.

Is there any reason he's not in prison?

He's basically just a straight version of Donkeyteefs.

He used to be quite funny, but that time was a long time ago.

Switching audiences for a new income stream after getting on the previous one's every last nerve.

This will work out well for him; churches love rapists.

He was NEVER funny. And both of these cunts are on Russia's payroll.

Shit, I didn't realize that's Tucker Carlson with the bowed head until I went to Twitter to read comments! 😅🤣😂🤑🤑🤑

Full on rapist

Jesus fucking Christ!

Grifter.

I don't even like Katy Perry, but I instantly hated this guy and his micropenis when he woke up Katy Perry with a photograph and posted the inevitably awful pic on Twitter. Him being a rapist wasn't surprising

All the Xtian faith in the world ain't gonna grow that cock longer than its current three inches, Rusty.

He literally--yes, literally!--STINKS to high heaven.

If we put Russell Brand and Jared Leto together, I’m pretty sure there’d be a rip in the space-time continuum.

How did this fuck ever have a career in show business? He's so ugly and unfunny, and that Arthur remake sucked.

Aw, he’s having his come to Jesus moment.

Was he always this way or did drugs do him in?

[quote] Him being a rapist

Oh, dear!

It's really amazing how far a charismatic person oozing with supposed confidence can get - in any country.

I think he's awful - but there was a point where he did some documentaries about income disparity in the UK and it was very well done.

Now he's shown himself to be what he is - just an attention-seeking whore.

It's funny - whenever I've interviewed people for positions, I've always steered away from those that were super confident and too well spoken. You're supposed to be a bit uncomfortable and nervous in an interview. I've always thought that those who didn't show these were psychopaths and manipulators. Of course I've never hired them, so I don't know if I'm right or not - but I've seen those with the same traits hired by others and it's ALWAYS A SHITSHOW.

People should be on their guard around charismatic and charming people - but 99% of the time, they aren't.

The last refuge of a scoundrel indeed.

Sometimes when people who have been loaded for years and then get clean/sober, they go koo koo. Such is the case for dear Russell. I am glad he's sober, but maybe he should just shut the fuck up for a couple decades.

How do we know he has a small unit?

R23 - 20 years ago he stripped naked in some public square to protest something. It was really really small - but I think he was also on drugs and it was cold weather.

There are pics online but most are blurred out now.

I like his podcast.

R25 Increasingly Joe Rogan, RFK, red pill, conspiracy lunacy. He talks fast... but it's unlistenable twaddle.

He’s very intelligent, but he’s lost his grip.

He wrote a book about The Twelve Steps, his angle being that you did not have to be an addict to live a better life through them. And he has a point. As 80s new age phenomenon Terry Cole-Whitaker said once, “We are all addicts. Our biggest drug is food.” And by that she meant eating in excess, not eating to live.

Several years ago my sister asked "Has he always looked so dirty?"

Thanks, but no thanks.

Exchanging one addiction for another.

Nothing worse than a dry drunk

[Quote]Aw, he’s having his come to Jesus moment. [Quote]Kirk C.

Leave me out of your fantasies, Kirk.

R22, he’s been public about his recovery for at least two decades.

I think it’s more the case that often 12 step programmes attract attention whores.

It's always the one's, that if left to their own devices would kill themselves, that seem to go crazy for Jesus.

If he were praising Allah, you’d all call him stunning and brave

[quote]If he were praising Allah, you’d all call him stunning and brave

r36 = retarded

[quote]He's so ugly and unfunny, and that Arthur remake sucked.

It really did suck.

No R36.

Probably the only way he can generate income is through this bullshit.

R36 = Defuckto drowning his self loathing bitterness in vodka. Or Attmay, between dashing a couple of fast food orders.

[quote]If he were praising Allah, you’d all call him stunning and brave

I guess you don’t remember the dozen or so threads mocking Sinead O’Connor’s conversion to Islam, R36.

If he's sober he has terrifying eyes

There’s no sober for Brand. He basically converted from alcoholism to Christianity.

If he became a Muslim he wouldn’t be able to drink .

R45 Dave Chappelle is Muslim and he’s a boozehound.

Dave Chappelle is a stupid twat FTFY

Chappelle is adjacent to the Five Percenters. If anyone wants to know why he tends to lecture about “degenerate” cultural practices of certain categories of people during his stand up routines, look up the Supreme Wisdom Lessons by Master Fard Muhammed. It gives some insight into why he’s obsessively trying to correct Jews and LGBT people with his “tough love”, and why Islam is never mocked in his routines (while everything else is fair game.)

Then he’s a bad Muslim.

In the way Trump is a bad Christian, R49… an imperfect vessel bringing the dirty, ignorant masses to the Lord, which absolves him of his transgressions.

Really liked him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But that's it.

I don’t think anyone believes Donald Trump is bringing anyone to the Lord, let alone masses.

Christian Nationalists love Trump because he brings them power. They may think he is an agent of God, but they don’t think he is a Godly person.

I wonder how many rubles it cost to turn him into a Christian?

He has always been revolting to look at. The disgusting stunt he played on radio on the elderly Andrew Sachs should have been the end of him. Vile piece of filth.

The question is who is the one that is batshit? Is it Russel or are the people who are considered normal cause they follow mainstream propaganda, which was created by big corporations, the same ones that made lives of ordinary people miserable by price gouging, wage theft, buying off homes, leading proxy wars on other continents.

Don't forget that Thomas Mann was considered batshit when he disagreed with majority in Nazi Germany. Or Giordano Bruno.

I mean what if there is slight possibility that he is the one telling the truth and not CNN or Washington post. Or the government.

Please tell me you’re joking, r55.

I am nit R57. When I was younger I was very much on the line, as the old communists used to say, just like you.

Now I am questioning things just a bit and I try to have this healthy amount of scepticism. I don't say Russel is right, but who nows, maybe he is not always wrong. And the things politicians tells us might not be all that true.

What is Brand right about?

Being a Buddhist, a Christian, a practitioner of TM, being an addict, being sober, being promiscuous but NOT being rapey?

Antivax, antiwoke, anti climate change, pro alt right?

Which is it because he's held all off these and other opinions over the years.

R59. A formerly drug-addled, damaged meds.

Now, just a mess.

I like Tucker's sockless look—very on-brand but also casual. He should bring back the bowties.

He should choke on them.

He had to abandon his mainstream career in the UK because he was exposed as a rapist cunt of the highest order. It’s hard to believe that anyone could take him seriously. He is a crank.

I almost pitty the guy…a 2” uncut dick on a tall man disappoints so many potential lays.

The humiliation.

He likely would have been circumcised, but they probably couldn’t discern the cock from the foreskin.

He has a very small dick, but that doesn't affect his investigations.

And he is not alt right, his views are still left leaning. Some of us remember when left used to be anti establishment and anti globalist.

Calling anyone who is not for mainstream politics far right looks like helluva gaslighting.

R65. I didn’t realize Russell could afford a PR assistant’s assistant!

Nice try, but still a fail.

"Dear Jesus, please keep me out of prison!"

[quote]The disgusting stunt he played on radio on the elderly Andrew Sachs

Details? Never heard of this.

He finds the light about the same time there come allegations of abuse. He thinks his life purpose is to annoy.

[quote][R65]. I didn’t realize Russell could afford a PR assistant’s assistant!

Yes — where does the endless flow of cash come from? Certainly not from me!

Typical Gemini. Smart, but eventually they do crazy.

[quote] If I were a cynical man, I’d be impressed by how quickly Russell brand found Jesus after the police found his hard drive.

R67 Wow. He could participate as a woman in the Olympics!

Is the longest long run joke of all time. It wouldn’t surprise me with this cunt.

All they need is Trump signed Bible to make it an Official Black Mass

Holy shit R67, he has the tiny nipples and tiny cock. Well Katy Perry wasn't a size queen.

I think that's a diagnosis ready micro penis

“Undetermined flesh bud” is a better description.

I thought Europe, especially Great Britain, didn’t buy into this dog & pony show

OMG R67! What the fuck is that? It's a nub. Poor guy. Katie Perry must have supplied her own dildos.

R79, UK here.

He ardently chased fame by hanging around celebrities long enough to get noticed. I always thought he was hideous, but he appealed to daft women who like “bad boys”, and guys who liked the faux outrageous behaviour he pulled in order to get attention.

He shagged everything in sight. He must have been crawling with STDs.

The sad thing is there is some wit and insight underneath all the performance. He wrote a beautiful article about Amy Winehouse after she died. He had known her well before her fame, when she was, like him, hanging around Camden Town trying to get a break. That’s all forgotten now. He has wrecked his own reputation, and the only way to salvage his career is to become even more extreme.

But the deathbed or jail time sudden superduper suspicious conversion?

Can anyone even guess what it is the Tucker Carlson fauxprays to?

He prays to Satan, money 💰 & Tucker Carlson- in that order

[quote] Typical Gemini. Smart, but eventually they do crazy.

So which signs are typically stupid?

R81 I remember a trenchant piece that he wrote on the occasion of Margaret Thatcher’s passing; at the time I found myself surprised that RB seemed to be a person of substance and insight underneath his calculated dirtbag veneer. It’s a shame to see him turn into another alt-right conspiracy dingus / alleged rapist.

He was great as Aldous Snow, though.

Can we look forward to a joint taint-sunning video from these two?

Isn't the world a bad enough place already R87?

R68 Brand and some other wanker called up Andrew Sachs, an elderly man, and informed him that his granddaughter was being fucked by some third party. And yeah, "fucked" was the word that was used.

It did not go over well with the general public.

He really is just a slightly more straight, slightly less broke, slightly less hideous version of Donkeyteefs (who has recently challenged Nick Fuentes to a baby-spawning contest involving the consumption of raw eggs).

I wonder if he’ll actually turn INTO Jesus, like Peter O’Toole in “The Ruling Class.” He’s sounding more and more like that character every day.

I will always love him for the way he put stupid Mika in her place. Surprisingly a smart guy under the persona.

What criminal charges is he actually facing?

R58…Get moose and squirrel