Madonna's Daughter Lourdes is VAST

Lourdes is thicker than a snicker. Get it Lourdes.

She's piled on so much weight

Fried fish! 🐟

Who supposedly is Lourdes father. Lourdes father is probably some thick body Brazilian dude. Madonna a freak.

Tree trunk legs

Is she a big girl?

Trash.

Low hanging fruit, OP.

Is Kanye dressing her these days?

Nothing Ozempic won't take care of

Are you stupid R4? Her father is Carlos Leon. She looks exactly like a mix of Madonna and Carlos Leon - there are no unknowns about who her parents are.

R11 you’re right. I’m sorry.

When did Carlos Leon turn into Danny Trejo?

She always looks terrible (i wish i remember the poster who made a wonderful description of her waking up and leaving the house process).

It is a pity because with the right styling and attitude she could look great, even fatter.

R14 They said that Lourdes wakes up, looks in her closet for the sluttiest most unflattering garment she can find and if she can’t she calls one her A list designer friends to hook her up with one. Then she gets dress and says that’s the look I’m going for today. I remember because you bitches were in rare form. Another poster asked is Madonna simply playing these high fashion designers and tastemakers to employ Lourdes just so she can have a job 😂.

Cankles?

Carlos Leon is slim and muscular not a lardass like Lourdes.

Scrawny Carlos

Wow, wasn't she svelte up until recently? Nothing wrong with thiccness, but I wonder why she put on weight so quickly. Talk to us, Lourdes.

She can eat an entire cake in one sitting!

Carlos still looks great. She looks genuinely happy for a change. Doesn't she normally scowl or have flat affect? Or am I thinking of another celebrity offspring?

Oh my, poor girl. Drink? Pot? Strange given both parents focus on fitness.

She loves Norway. She saw it on a map and it was shaped like a big spoon!

Carlos Leon could eat no fat,

His daughter could eat no lean.

And so between them both, you see,

They licked the platter clean.

Carlos does not look great! He looks like Death.

She's put on weight but at least she's smiling. I wonder if she had some drug issues because previously she was always dead-eyed, miserable and stoned looking. Needs a stylist though.

Whore

Lourdes may not be a skinny stick figure, but she isn't really fat fat.

She has a combination of Cuban/Italian peasant genes-she’s sturdy and built to carry a bushel of bananas or tomatoes or a pig to market for sale.

🎶 What It Feels Like for a Fat Girl🎶

Forgot her pants?

She's roomy. I read the article and I liked what she said about actors: " I find them really annoying and I can't be around them."

Her honesty is refreshing.

Have you guys actually looked at these recent pics? She used to be cute and 'thicc'. Now all of a sudden she is FAT with a double chin and huge legs.

Red beans and rice didn’t miss her.

Supermodel

Carlos’ Afro-Latino roots are really coming through as he ages. Yea she isn’t fat. She is just thick. She seems fatter because she has carb face. I think she is sexy in a unique way.

The DailyMail described the look as Glamorous? For Fashion Week? I spit out my coffee.

BMI = 28

Madge hates fatties......so.....interesting layer to this news

[quote] Carlos’ Afro-Latino roots are really coming through as he ages.

He’s not Afro-Latino.

Lourdes was never cute. She always looked like a hairy goblin.

[quote] Lourdes may not be a skinny stick figure, but she isn't really fat fat.

Sure Jan.

BIG as a HOUSE!

Madonna said she’s lazy. She’s a known druggie. She’ll be dead of an overdose before you know it. She has next to no education and is pushing 30. How embarrassing. No wonder Madonna bought new kids. Her bio kids are completely disappointing and ugly.

Rocco is attractive now r43

You look great Lourdes!

It seems Madonna's sons, both bio and adopted, are her favorites. I'm glad Lourdes is close to her dad.

R35 = 400 lbs

[quote] Rocco is attractive now

Get your eyes checked.

Gurl, we all have our Fat Days, but did you have to stuff 45 kilos of sausage in a 3 inch pork casing?

[quote]She has next to no education and is pushing 30.

Lourdes went to Lycée Français de New York, graduated from La Guardia High School of Music & Art and Performance Arts, and studied dance at SUNY, Purchase. She has the education that many privileged celebrity children have, but chooses to dress low rent.

That fat thing?

Lourdes Leon is a HUMAN ROACH NEST.

I thought Lourdes was a Michigan grad?

She looks like a [italic]hijra[/italic] there, the 2Spirit 3rd gender of India!

She studied dance but looks like that?

It was dance theory.

I can see why she's a model. Her face and figure are impeccable.

[quote]Lourdes went to Lycée Français de New York, graduated from La Guardia High School of Music & Art and Performance Arts, and studied dance at SUNY, Purchase. She has the education that many privileged celebrity children have, but chooses to dress low rent.

She dropped out of college, dear. You’ve obviously never heard her speak. She can barely form a sentence. She speaks like white trash.

[quote]I thought Lourdes was a Michigan grad?

She dropped out. She never graduated. Madonna was furious.

[quote]The DailyMail described the look as Glamorous?

She lacks the 'slim pins' to put on a leggy display

If cuckoo Madonna was my mother, I'd be a stress eater too.

She inherited. her mom's brow-beard.

Live To Swell

The twins are very photogenic. I always get the sense they will be rolling their eyes as soon as Mom turns her back.

GOALS, Lourdes!

Justify My Gunt

Lardass

Does she have to pay for two seats when flying commercial? 🤔

This is one of those times when I wish Joan Rivers was still alive.

I’ll remember, the food that you gave me. Now that I’m standing on the scale.

Blubber queen

Lourdes' interpretive dance.

[Quote]Carlos Leon is slim and muscular not a lardass like Lourdes.

Lourdass

Dear god, what is she eating?

[quote]Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon shows off her glamorous figure

I misread it as ginormous figure.

Garlic Bread Gone Wild

She's not THAT heavy, she just needs to wear clothes that fit (Are you listening, Mariah Carey?)

Maybe she's pregnant.

[QUOTE] Lourdass

YASS! 😆😆

This heifer is a “model”.

Is she big through the hips? Roomy?

Carlos Leon is Cuban.

Cuban trash.

Thats Basura Cubana to you, R82!!!

Lourdes posted a couple more flattering pics on her Instagram.

She no longer lives with her mother so she doesn't have to eat the mandatory macrobiotic diet her mom prefers.

R77 Madge would either have a stroke or would run for her life back to her plastic surgeon if that were the case.

Madge is fat and a mess herself. She eats crap. She eats chips and pizza.

Sure, she dresses terribly, but at least she looks bright eyed and alert as opposed to the dead-eyed sullen way she typically looks. Having Madge as a mother could not have been easy, so hopefully she'll find some path in life outside of her mother's (crazy) orbit

That’s an odd outfit choice for hanging with dad

I think she’s very pretty but doesn’t always wear flattering clothes

Which one is Cheech and which one is Chong?

R86 Maybe now but at least 25 years agobshe was an absolute health and exercise nut. She was on a macrobiotic diet. She wouldn't eat dairy, sugar or salt.

She also wouldn't let her kids have cell phones until they turned 18 and didn't allow tv or magazines in her house either. If her children wanted to spend time with her one on one they sometimes had to make an appointment with her due to her busy schedule.

[quote]’Honestly, actors really annoy me and I can't be around them. As for music, I can sing. I just don't care about it. Maybe it's too close to home.' She added that she wants 'to create a world in which models have more agency over what they're doing, and they're not just silent clothing racks.'

This encapsulates the Nepo Baby mindset as far as career opportunities go. It’s acting, music, modelling, or nothing. And then, when acting and music have been dismissed out of hand, of course the Nepo Baby can’t consider doing routine clothing rack modelling, but, instead, models with AGENCY, and she doesn’t mean a modelling agency. Stunning and brave entitlement.

I'd be more impressed with these nepo babies if they went to school and got degrees in medicine and science and stayed out of the entertainment business where they coasting on their parents money.

The Italian peasant genes are strong with this one.

She's unremarkable in every way except for her pedigree and trust fund. She should be working in a mall

And reporting to Kristen Stewart.

bush pig

[quote] The Italian peasant genes are strong with this one.

Honey, if she inherited strong Italian genes she wouldn’t look so hideous. She looks like a chola.

Her white kid is really good looking.

Madonna aged 27 was much prettier and about half the size of lardy Lourdes.

Is it possible to find the VERY old Lourdes and Rocco threads?

yeah, really. Save room for the Trump threads.

Roomy through the hips

Lola doesn't aspire to be a cover girl supermodel. She wholly embraces the Jovita Cholita aesthetic, which I guess is edgy and editorial, but had already been done by Gwen Stefani ca. 2005.

I guess the extra pounds is another nod to the fashion world's embrace of models of all shapes and sizes.

Well at least she's realistic.

I bet she smokes a lot of weed and gets the munchies. Hispanic women tend to be chunky anyway.

I don't care about her weight. But she looks cheap. Why doesn't she have an education or an actual job? What a boring useless existence.

You get the daughter you deserve.

R107, she's a star model!

The camera angle is low and unflattering. That and the "dress" are the biggest problems here. Oh, and the hideous LV bag.

Its weird to see a celebrity's kid who is chunky. She's not obese or anything but usually celebrity kids are uptight about staying thin.

I guess when your mother is as controlling as Madonna you get a "fuck it" attitude

Imagine having all the privilege in the world. You can be anything, do anything, go anywhere and wear anything and this is what you come up with.

Madonna ain't HALF the woman Lulu is.

Lola would be pretty if she was on a diet and had a trainer, a new wardrobe, soap and lots of wax.