he said to the doctor, "Jeez, the least you could do was take off your ring!"
The doctor replied, "That's my watch."
As a guy was getting a rectal exam...
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 5, 2024 4:55 PM |
I love a good dad joke!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 5, 2024 4:06 PM |
r1 A child asks his father what "gay" means. The father says it means happy to his son, to which the son replies "Dad are you gay?" The father laughs and says "No son, I have a wife".
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 5, 2024 4:36 PM |
Is Steve Grand the patient?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 5, 2024 4:41 PM |
Old coffee shop joke:
"I'd like a coffee please, without cream."
"I'm sorry, we're all out of cream. Would you like it without milk instead?"
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 5, 2024 4:45 PM |
A man checks into a motel.
“Is the porn channel disabled?”
The clerk scowls. “No, it’s regular porn, you sick fuck!”
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 5, 2024 4:53 PM |
Batman and WonderWoman are napping on the beach. Superman comes along and is super horny so decides to get a little kinky. He goes and fucks Wonder Woman at the speed of light, then blasts off into space. Superwoman wakes up and says “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT” Batman responds, “I don’t know, but my ass has been hurting all day”
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 5, 2024 4:55 PM |