Rosie questions Trump's claim he 'regrew' his ear

Apparently he’s like a lizard or a crab, able to regenerate appendages.

I agree with her - I can not believe people aren't questioning this. Nobody. Imagine if Biden, Pelosi, Harris or Walz said something this ludicrous ?

He's just like Jesus!

He has s MedBed!

R2 Well Fox News is too busy investigating why KH sometimes has a Southern accent. That’s very important you know.

Rosie is right yo. And she was the only chica with the balls to stand up to this clown back in the 2000s before we all knew that he was truly trash; while everyone else in the industry was kissing his ace. I’ll never forgot when she straight up said to Whoopi’s face “What’s the mattah, ya mad” when Rosie was being real about Bill Cosby.

That weird bandaid thing that nobody in Healthcare in any country on reddit had ever seen.

I agree. I wouldn’t be surprised if the entire assassination attempt was staged. I’d like to hear from the parents who sacrificed their child for this.

r6 "Rosie is right yo. "

Let's don't. You were writing like a normal adult recently, teafake.

That poor mouse.

Oh, he's a lizard? That explains a lot.

R8 You know what I’ve concluded. Because I am part conspiracy theorist. Maybe they picked this loner through some connection with the family. Completely re-created his face a la Hollywood style and paid the man a nice sum to live the rest of his life on some southeast Asian island. But then there is the question of what happened to the actual dead body. Are we sure Trump and powerful allies weren’t able to swamp it with a fake that isn’t even human.

R12. I've concluded you're a nut job. You had two posts in this thread, one after the other literally where your tones and dialect patterns completely changed. Did you forget to log out of one account before posting the second unintelligible rant? I'm talking about R5 and R6.

R13 What the fuck are you talking about. I’m an educated black man. I will speak and font how I choose. Get it out of your narcissistic brain. What are you even talking ABOUT. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. I DIDN'T FORGET TO LOG OUT OF SHIT. Goddam lunatic.

R14. Lol!

I think Hulk Hogan taught him how wrestlers create “juice”.

My spouse immediately thought it was staged and her suspicions have continued to grow. I took it at face value—crazy kid being crazy—but I’m starting to think like Rosie. Why hasn’t there been confirmation it was a bullet wound? Why haven’t we heard from any of his doctors? When Reagan was shot we heard every detail. And why is no one reporting on this? It’s wild.

R13, it's a troll with multiple accounts. It pretends to be black, it's not.

R18 you need more cowbell. All you motherufkcers who keep insisting I’m not black need institutional help. I know it’s only like the same 3-4 people.

Let's move on. The President has healed, and is preparing to return to Washington and save America.

R18. Thank you. Makes perfect sense! R19. You need a dictionary.

R19 you have been busted multiple times on multiple threads using different signatures or signed as Anonymous as well as not particularly successfully code switching when you forget who you’re pretending to be. The fake Ebonics are hilarious!

Give it up and get some help. I (and many others) see you.

Oh, and if you reply, don’t forget to include “mafuckin” - your latest word du jour.

R12, R13, R19 et al- you do know, don’t you, that it’s possible for any poster to see your posting history, no matter which signature you use?

Perhaps not.

R22 Wrong again. I know how to code switch. And sometimes I purposely don’t sign my comments or threads so you mafuckers who don’t get laid can’t stop stalking. I am Teacake, Blackmussy, NotyourmaginalNword, CandyMan, and this one. My OG name circa 2013-14 before I started posting regularly was MinorityReport. I haven’t been busted about shit. Talking to yourself or your flunkies agreeing with you that I’m someone I’m not is not me being busted.

Carry the fuck on bitch. I got time today.

Can* stop stalking.

Google translate couldn’t parse your post , R24 - got time today to post an English translation?

R24. The hilariousness that you just admitted to code switching is the cherry on the sundae. You're a fool. Please come up with a sixth alias. Maybe "ImBlackISwear." I'm so entertained.

Back to the topic at hand. Rosie is absolutely right. The short memory of this country is its ultimate downfall.

No doubt R25 was the puppet master behind Gerg and L.L. Same winning personality shines through regardless of the name.

Keep running up that hill.

It's impossible to keep up with. By this time next week, he will have made over a dozen new outrageous claims and lies.

Is Rosie sedated? I do agree with her though.

[quote] Why hasn’t there been confirmation it was a bullet wound?

r17

[quote]I am Teacake, Blackmussy, NotyourmaginalNword, CandyMan, and this one.

So, there really is one one other damn Black Dler on here besides me? We're the only two? You just happen to have multiple usernames?

Well. Shit.

^* only one

R33 😂

This thread is bonkers!

R35. God is watching you "HolierThanThou " Repent for your lies!!!!

TeaFake is the demon that comes out of the hole in the basement in The Deliverance.

R37 God, and my lord & savior Jesus Christ knows I haven’t told not nay lie. Carry on.

R38 Watchu you probably smell is that upper lip. I would say it’s from eating dirty rough trade booty but we all know it’s been ages since that occur.

I regrew my ear. Skin graft after having a skin cancer removed. But it took a long time to heal and was purple at first.

Occurred*

R5 R6 R12 R14 etc - here's the thing: you have a “tell” - you misspell the same two words in the same way no matter which if your personae or which of your sock puppets you are using. Of course it’s always easy to spot you from your special way with the pretend vernacular of whichever character is in your head, but these two words are a dead giveaway.

Why do my blocks never stick for any of Teacake’s sock puppets? I’m starting to think the character is a psyop, just like the character of Donald Trump. Sent to destroy this place.

R44 Block em all bitch. This name, Blackmussy, NotyourMagicalNword. I believe CandyMan already got permanently redlined. You welcome. Enough of this shit.

my blocks hold. They were all in place before this thread because all those posts mentioned are blocked. However TEAFAKE creates new socks so the new ones need to be blocked.

Or not.

I just have a low tolerance for certain kinds of trollery. the cosplay kind.

R46 I don’t create socks. I only use the handles I mentioned; the problem is the you cunts be thinking I’m someone I’m not. Maybe the defacto and Greg handles you haven’t blocked yet. Muriel knows though because he or she can clearly see where everyone is posting from. Carry on.

“He won’t ever release his medical records. Just like his taxes. You don’t hide this sort of information unless you have a scheme.”

The minute I saw the footage of the 'shooting' I was on the phone with someone and said it was b.s. The minute the SS dragged him to the ground, and he re-emerged (for the photo op with his arm raised) and the suddenly it's there -blood- OMG how fucking dramatic. The talk about the SS letting him do that, when they couldn't(?) have known if there wasn't still another shooter, just stood out for how staged the whole damn thing was. Also - the instant he was shot, NO blood splatter, until, uh hum, he got up with SS help. I'm with Rosie - the media is too chicken shit to just say it.

meh. the shooting was real not a psy op. the kid was real and now dead. Audience dead.

The only thing that doesn't make sense is secret service letting him stand up again. That should be investigated.

The blood was from an ear nick. Big deal. The doctor who saw him said it was minor. That wasn't enough for the trump team so they worked up a narrative. A Trump property janitor probably came up with the huge bandage.

This isn't complicated.

I will just state this. The problem is you basic aging fags, and yes I have license to use that word, do not realize the internet has changed. People speak more informal, conversationally. It makes a thread fun. And obviously if I’m giving an argument on a film’s prose and meaning in a Psycho 9t Once Upon Time in Hollywood I am going to use 100% grammar to fully assert my argument. Basic ass bitches. I’ll be gone after November 5th. I want to be here to rub President elect Kamala Harris in klan grannies faces. Because I realize you no getting mussy lames will be 68 years old, aging in the nursing home still claiming I’m a white man pretending to be black.

I see why all the Hollywood types stopped posting here. You prudes ran them all away.

Psycho OR* Once upon a Time

It really was a fake blood pod?

Of course MAGATs will believe this proves his kinship with God.

Malevolent Maxi-Pad Donald Trump

I just watched the video and...WHO LETS THEIR BROTHER MANAGE THEIR $100,000,000!? I guess it's better than entrusting it with a stranger, but seriously? And the fact that her brother instantly shoots her down when she inquires about potentially purchasing a home + the way she says she can't live extravagantly (on a hundred million dollars!?) makes me think she needs to see those bank account statements with her own two eyes!

batshit broad

[quote]I’ll never forgot when she straight up said to Whoopi’s face “What’s the mattah, ya mad” when Rosie was being real about Bill Cosby.

And Whoopi looked surprised, and responded, " What? All I was doing was adjusting my chair."

And I rewatched the segment again on my DVR, and sure enough - viewers could see that while Rosie was talking about Cosby, Goldberg was trying to back up her chair a bit from the table and made a face because the leg of the chair seemed stuck. It's when they had that horrible, awkward cumbersome furniture on the set in the beginning of that season.

So Whoopi said her defense, and Rosie looked like an idiot (because that was the season she was itching for a fight with Whoopi every day on the set). AS much as I loved Rosie on the show (both times) and enjoy her podcasts today, she was off her game that day.

R56 I believe that's the same brother she mentioned years ago who was working in finance in Manhattan for a very long time, until he moved over to work for her as her financial advisor.

It wasn't staged, jeez. Somebody was killed. The ear was just a small wound, enough to bleed, but not enough to show later.

It was an actual assassination attempt. Trump however only got his ear lightly snipped by shrapnel or glass fragment. The medical report was never made because it would show how minimal the cut really was. Had Trump's ear got even a glance of that bullet the impact would have been significant and torn off some cartilage and would not have healed in 10 days.

R60 it was supposedly an injury severe enough which he grew his ear back - not an everyday occurrence.

[quote] The only thing that doesn't make sense is secret service letting him stand up again. That should be investigated

They waited until the shooter was dead. At that point they had to get him out of there. It’s not their fault he refused to leave without his shoes and decided to risk his life for a photo op. He treats them like servants.

[quote]People speak more informal, conversationally.

This is a good point. The way some of you bitches shriek when a poster uses modern slang terms is ridiculous.

I'm sure your parents felt the same way when you started saying "23 skidoo."

[quote]It’s not their fault he refused to leave without his shoes and decided to risk his life for a photo op.

If applied to anyone else, this sentence would place them high in the pantheon of camp.

Let's talk foreskin.

its embarrassing that the only person talking about this is her

[quote]People speak more informal, conversationally.

I believe it's "informally". The problem with typing with "modern" slang to the general public in such a way is that it's very easy to make oneself misunderstood. It also looks lazy and uneducated but carry on. Did Obama speak or type in ebonics?

"They waited until the shooter was dead."

They had no idea there was only one. Or if it was a drone(s). It was all theater. They knew where the cameras were, where Trump should turn, when he shoud break the blood capsule, etc.

Rosie is right. This has been all but swept under the table.

[quote]I want to be here to rub President elect Kamala Harris in klan grannies faces.

Are you lost? 99.9% of everyone on DL is a Democrat. The right wing trolls are easily avoided and ignored. If Kamala wins they'll be silent and slink off quietly and unnoticed.

Nobody's talking about it because they're afraid they'll let it slip that they're disappointed he missed. And I posted this 1000x but here's 1001. That night we met some friends in Canton, Georgia and nobody in any of the bars, restaurants or ice cream shops was talking about it at all. The TVs were all on sports. None of his rockribbed, die hard Trumpers gave a shit. They were talking about everything but him. And I was totally eavesdropping because I wondered what the effect would be.

It's quite a DL paradox. It's right that this weird incident should be more sharply questioned on every level. But equally we know that Kamala and Tim riding into town has wonderfully crushed what attention Trump was longing to milk from his supposed moment.

Widespread indifference about his ear and life must hurt more than the supposed graze. There's also the factor that sane people rightly assume that everything - everything - to do with Trump is dubious, so we just shrug at the latest iteration. He's exhausting. 'Ah, so the attempt on his life was proved to be fake. Yeah, we figured."

R32, I read a report not too long after the attempt and the doctor said the bullet grazed his ear.

I didn't question the ear band-aid thingy because it looked like he was almost murdered. But R7 s picture really brings it to light. It's all showmanship with this one. It's fakery... my theory with that shooting is that the CIA was trying to take him out. I dunno and I hate being into conspiracy theories but it's all too weird with Trump

If the feds were trying to take him out I doubt they'd fail or do it so publicly R75.

You know, I am recalling Trump's vicious, ugly attacks on Rosie and how he got away with it.They should have ended his career back then.

R58 Nah B. Maybe that was the case but Whoopi was a Cosby apologist on numerous episodes. Rosie had her number regarding the issue for some time. And I like Whoopi a lot, she is very talented. I guess she said— my black ass became the biggest black actress of all time kissing the right asses and I bout to stop now.

[quote]Did Obama speak or type in ebonics?

We don't use that term any longer. Polite people say AAVE, for African American vernacular English.

What it's called does not matter R79. What matters is that educated, eloquent Black people don't use it.

R80 The problem is you think this the comment section of the New York Times or The Atlantic and not a fkin gossip site of pointless bitchery you freak ass dork. I ain’t never going to change because I am being me.

R81 everyone knows you're not black, that you are mentally ill and don't have a life off of DL.

So, no, you're not being you when you cosplay. You're a troll, darlin', and you suck at it.

For real For real I am starting to think it’s defacto his damn self. That’s how sick it is.

R83...it's very sick. I'm glad you're finally able to admit it.

Nice to see R83 admit to being defuckto.

I ain’t admit shit bitch. You can’t think the site is that intellectually bankrupt. One of yall is prolly defacto your damn self. Question: Who will take care of yall as old age rapidly appears. You wanna keep doubling down claiming I am someone I’m not, Imma hurt those feelings to the core.

Running up that Hill by Kate Bush.

R86. I have a job, unlike yourself. Very well handled here. Thank you for your concern though.

I don't think he was hit by anything and just scratched by one of the SS fingernails as they struggled to make him keep his head down. And he's on a shitload of blood thinners because he's had a shitload of strokes

I hope it's the bizarro incident that makes Independents and Undecideds decide, "This is just too much..." and they can't ultimately vote for him.

Doing well here R86. I have a job.

[quote]What matters is that educated, eloquent Black people don't use it.

Who put you in charge of determining eloquence?

Your cosplay is atrociously bad.

I eat shit. Piles and piles AND! PILES! of shit.

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[quote]What matters is that educated, eloquent Black people don't use it.

r80 We definitely do when amongst ourselves, in casual settings such as online forums and social media page comment sections, or those with whom we are comfortable. The fact that you automatically associate AAVE with being less "eloquent" and uneducated speaks volumes. I have a cousin who graduated from MIT, and has an MBA from Harvard, and even he slipped into some AAVE at the family reunion this summer.

You sound incredibly asinine.

[quote]and even he slipped into some AAVE at the family reunion this summer.

^ It was that damn licka!

Drop the yo, Teafuck.

[quote]Apparently he’s like a lizard or a crab, able to regenerate appendages.

You are all missing the obvious. In his mind, he's Luke Skywalker.

He don't know nuthin' 'bout lizards, and he thinks crabs are what you get from sleeping with cheap Russian escorts.

All I know is the kid missed. And for that may he be burning in hell.

Your other characters “work” and some Dlers even interact with them…I think. Could be you interacting w yourself. But you fail at the Black characters. Why do you want to succeed at faking Black so badly?

He often interacts with himself - it’s often when he gets confused about which of his characters is posting and lapses into his own voice or into the wrong vernacular.

Creepy Trump! Creepy Trump!

Rosie could make a documentary about Trump and I’m sure she’d have a lot to say.

[quote]Oh, he's a lizard? That explains a lot.

I hope Trump isn't one of the lizard people, I wouldn't want the late queen to have to deal with him.

Then again, it would really fuck with the Q loons, so I'm on the fence.

Love Rosie for giving shit to Turd all these years.

[quote]Maybe that was the case but Whoopi was a Cosby apologist on numerous episodes. Rosie had her number regarding the issue for some time.

The difference between Rosie and Whoopi on the 'Cosby' story was that Rosie wanted to play Judge and Jury on the panel, as the story was just starting in the media.

Whoopi wasn't making any judgments (and believed no one should) until this played out in court. She said repeatedly on the show, 'innocent until proven guilty' in America.

I was on Whoopi's side with this one.