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Nicolas Maduro decrees Christmas is now in October for Venezuela 🎅🎄

When you're a dictator, they let you do it.

[quote] The country’s strongman president, Nicolás Maduro, made the curious announcement that this year’s festivities would begin in October on Monday, in the midst of a political bleak midwinter for his crisis-stricken land. “It’s September and it already feels like Christmas. So this year – as a way of paying tribute to you and thanking you – I’m going to decree that Christmas be brought forward to 1 October,” Maduro proclaimed during one of his frequent TV appearances.

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by Anonymousreply 7September 3, 2024 10:20 PM

Trump I expect will soon weigh in

by Anonymousreply 1September 3, 2024 9:31 PM

What Christmas? Those poor folks have to utilize the black market to obtain food and other consumable goods.

by Anonymousreply 2September 3, 2024 9:37 PM

Do They Know It's Christmas?

by Anonymousreply 3September 3, 2024 9:38 PM

His first step in trying to emulate Jadis, Queen of Narnia: always winter but never Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 4September 3, 2024 9:43 PM

We're on it!

by Anonymousreply 5September 3, 2024 9:44 PM

[quote]Trump I expect will soon weigh in

He will, no doubt, claim this is something Harris is pushing - insisting that the Dems eventually want to do away with Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 6September 3, 2024 9:47 PM

Caracas! Caracas!

I know it sounds a bit bizarre

But in Caracas, Caracas

That's how conditions are

by Anonymousreply 7September 3, 2024 10:20 PM
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