Rachael Ray: Big as a HOUSE

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she looks like an overweight Alyson Hannigan

I judge rich fat people at this point, what with injectables being widely available. And don't tell me it's a thyroid condition either.

Menopause is a bitch

Live by the food...

She is reportedly a major bitch. Also it's said she and her husband hate each other's guts.

I remember back when the reports came out about her defrauding the student loan outfit who gave her lots of money to go to college. Rather than going to college she spent all the money on luxury goods.

I’d like to give her a small tip for her large weight.

Fat grifter

Leave her alone, she has hand & mouth disease. Every time her hand goes near her mouth she has a fork full of food in it.

I don't mind Michael but I really do mind Rachael.

She looks like she ate Alton Brown!

Fat and drunk

She should get divorced if she and the husband are living separate lives. I don't know why rich people stay together.

Not on Ozempic obviously.

E-V-uh-O!

Wow, she does look totally different at R12. The way she is moving her mouth looks like something's really wrong with her.

“Delish” one too many times?

She looks like Ginny in Billing now.

in OP's clip she def seem to be slurry her words.

Oops, I meant R12's clip.

Did you also mean “slurring”, R19/R20?

From the neck down, she doesn't look hugely fat, as far as I can tell from that video in R12 I guess the weight goes to her face.

Almost looks like she had a stroke, but could be too much alcohol and struggling to get the words out. (Video at R12.)

Fans BEGGED her 'are you ok' ? Sounds to me more like an 'ask' rather than a 'beg'.

Danger zone

R21, clearly I'm so moved by poor Rachael's rapid decline that my posting skills have flown out the window.

She’s a cunt and her CREEPY husband lost a testicle (allegedly) in a dominatrix session gone horribly wrong. He also is allegedly into scat…

I don't trust thin chefs.

Martha Stewart posting at R27

I am not fat you sorry fucks! IT'S GLANDULAR! YOU HEAR ME, GLANDULAR!!!

She has the classic moonface of Prednisone. In her defense, she could be grappling with an autoimmune disease or something like arthritis. Her weight gain looks lije Kathleen Turner's. The wide face and barrel body.

Or, it could be the 15 chocolate eclairs for a late-night snack!

R3, I agree. I wasted money I didn't have for years on all the wrong things; now, I found the right gym, the right trainer and I'm getting into the best shape of my life.

She looks similar to the daughter of an old family friend who had a kidney transplant. They gave her some sort of medication afterward that made her face and body (mainly her face) swell until everyone thought she would pop. It lasted a couple of years and then all the swelling slowly disappeared.

[quote]She’s a cunt and her CREEPY husband lost a testicle (allegedly) in a dominatrix session gone horribly wrong. He also is allegedly into scat…

And your reliable, Pulitzer Prize winning source is.....?

Please do tell - we wait with baited breath.

Uh, it's bated breath.

Agree, r31. There's something more going on there. Could be alcoholism too.

Time to lay off the Bourbon Buffalo Banh Mi Chicken Sammies!

(And the bourbon, period.)

She's a see-food lover.

Oh gosh she looks awful! I'm twenty years older than her but I look twenty years younger, at LEAST!!!

Rachael looks half drunk during her show

r40 is the other half fat?

I don't think she looks old, just fat.

R34. Your mother

I read in some where that her husband was into spitting. Maybe some woman sued him? That seemed like an s/m thing.

It was in the National Enquirer. He was paying a woman to spit on him and other nasty stuff.

[quote] her husband was into spitting

Well some people do not like the taste of cilantro.

Ok, let's not get side tracked. The issue at hand is Miss Piggy,er, I mean, Rachael Ray

The Human Cannonball

R35 Spell-check changed it on me. What can I do ?

Rachel Ray so big, when Oprah yells “Hey Kool-Aid!”, Rachel comes crashing through the wall.

Yumm-o!

Prednisone face.

So glad she’s a fat whore now and hope it’s disappointing to the fags on DL who followed this Martha S. jr. cunt. YEAH!

Garbage Bowl

R52 is not R31.

Oh dear, I was about to post this. Do you think she’s on the bottle?

This looks like a stroke to me. Or drinking and a partial stroke.

Looks like Bells Palsy to me.

So many Gen Xers are in huge trouble.

The ones who haven't died, yet, that is.

I think it’s medication.

I can’t believe she ever even had a show, much less that it’s STILL on. Who is her audience? I just can’t imagine watching her talk or cook.

I always loved it when Anthony Bourdain would take a swipe at her or Giada de Laurentiis. They both deserved it.

Don’t exaggerate, OP. House? Condo maybe.

We will see Rachel Ray in Ozempic ads.