Norway Princess To Marry Hollywood Guru Who Claims He "Rose From The Dead"

Does she know he's a bottom?

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That’s her nephew “by adoption”

Is he related to Shirley Verrett?

Welp, this sounds like a disaster. I look forward to inevitable updates on DL.

Addagirl! Don’t let him beat you too much. Give him time with his rich, white sugar daddy & spend those millions.

I thought RuPaul is now dating a woman.

Think pink! Think pink when you're buying wedding clothes!

Think pink! Think pink for that certain quelque chose!

One in the pink. One in the stink.

I would never presume to tell a shaman

What a shaman oughtta think

But tell him if he's gotta think

Think Pink!

Perfect match...

She's flighty and he's nutty!

Pretty in pink? Or just pretty deceptive? The only thing more arched than this man's eyebrows is his back when an attractive top is behind him. How you doin Mr. Verrett?

Teacake/Blackmussy?

If I was going to marry a POC it would look more like this:

How much is he getting paid? She's buying a black man, those euros!

Get your microwave popcorn ready.... this should be good

Self proclaimed shamen, risen from the dead, shit why didn't I think of that?

Maybe she pegs him or they have 3 somes, who knows?

Holy shit - this guy is cray cray.

And he was partnered with a man for several years.

Run girl RUN! What the fuck??

[Quote] Don’t let him beat you too much.

Big-nosed rightwing-gay marriage advice — where would the world BE without it?

Are they for real??? I mean shamen?

Her family must be horrified. But then again they're probably used to shit like this from her.

Everyone loves to squeeze the shamen!

The problem is - her being the eldest child - won't she become Queen one day?

I know Sweden and other countries changed the rules so that it's the eldest child - regardless of gender - who is the successor.

I can't believe this is getting 'approved'.

A middle-aged, meh looking, scamming gay man from Sacramento???? Even I CAN DO BETTER - like easily! Like this afternoon I could get someone better.

So this ninja think he Candy Man 😂. Good for them. They look nice together.

R23 she’s not a crown princess. Duh.

Det er Märtha, tispe!

We all know it’s you, R24. Congrats on the engagement!

Amuse bouche for the white lady.

Coming soon to a device near you

We've had threads about them before. It's been a long engagement.

Yes, but the wedding festivities are happening now.

Ok - so she has long considered herself a clairvoyant. She IS the first born - but she was born out of royal wedlock so she is 4th in line to the throne. Her brother Haakon will be King.

So she's been on the outside her whole life - she's using this as a fuck you to the entire royal family.

Now, I kind of respect her. She's been a purposeful pain in their ass - bravo, girl.

It’s a fine day for a wedding.

She was not born out of wedlock—where do you come up with this bullshit?

They both look good for their age at OP. Getting married in the fjords will be lovely.

There, I said something nice.

How to say BBC in Norwegian?

She's one of these people who are always searching....searching.....searching for the thing/person that will make them whole. I've had a couple of friends like this. One almost became a Buddhist monk. Now he's a Jesus freak. Trust me, though, he's not done. He'll find something else. So will she.

BBC. They speak better English in Norway than we do in the U.S.

R38 😂 They sure do.

Her brother has the brains in that family. He’s cute, with a sense of humor. …start at 14:13

They seem fun!

R41 Thanks for confirming what we were all thinking.

It’s worse than what I was thinking!

He’s a step beyond gay.

they are both psycho

Oh. I see they got the GOOD drugs.

The Mad magazine version of Heidi and Seal.

She speak dat English good tho!

[quote] The problem is - her being the eldest child - won't she become Queen one day?

No. Her brother Haakon will take the throne--he is the crown prince of Norway.

The change in rules was only for those who were born AFTER the legislation passed, like the Crown prince's daughter Ingrid Alexandra (who is first born, and will inherit the throne after her father) and her brother Sverre. It is not retroactive legislation.

R49 the dummy that you quoted thought Martha was a bastard…don’t waste your time on the various amendments up the Norwegian constitution.

R49 - and they did that on purpose to keep this crazy bitch out. LOL.

Personally, I LOVE when there are black sheep in royal families. Everyone acting all perfect and then - oh no, here comes Princess X. Hide the silverware! Act busy!

They're just like any other families.

Haakon's daughter Princess Ingrid Alexandra, the 2nd in line to the Norwegian throne, is currently the most beautiful royal in Europe (ahead of the Princess of the Asturias, Leonor, the heiress to the throne of Spain, who is second).

R51. The rule went back to the turn of the 20th c.

It wasn’t about her.

Meh - she looks like a default AI-generated Scandinavian. She's cute - but nothing special for that area. That look can be found on every street corner in that part of the world.

My ex in L.A. texted me yesterday with a picture of these two at their wedding and just the words ‘big bottom’. I’m assuming he’s not referring to the Princess.

Good lord, he's black!

R56 Brotha look like if main man from In Heat of the Night, the series and Wesley Snipes had a love child 😂.

[quote] So she's been on the outside her whole life - she's using this as a fuck you to the entire royal family.

So she's marrying the fraudulent grifter as a sign of independence?

Good plan.

If he rises from the dead again does that invalidate the prenup?

There needs to be a moratorium on European Royals marrying Americans.

He's a shaman? Oh, please. This is nuts.

If he can raise himself from the dead, imagine what he can do with his dick in her pussy

R61. He's lucky she's royal because "shaman" doesn't pay the bills.

Martha Louise is the real deal that Harry tries to be. Her current spouse is undeniably black, and her first spouse was legitimately suicidal.

He’s bisexual and HIV positive and sold anti Covid pendants during the pandemic as an alternative to immunization. He also has stated that children get cancer because they want it and that chemotherapy doesn’t work.

What could possibly go wrong?

Hopefully she’s too old to get knocked up.

She is a special royal loony who thinks she is clairvoyant. She tried to make a business out of it, but it didn’t work out. Her husband killed himself, which may give some indication of how easy she is to live with.

When she was born , women could not accede to the throne of Norway. Then they went for male primogeniture, then equal primogeniture. Too late for her.

With friends like these…

he's HIV, does that mean she has it too?

[quote] If I was going to marry a POC it would look more like this:

R13 "It?"

OP definitely buried the lede. This guy sounds like a blend of George Santos, RFK Jr, David Icke, Mark Harris, Rasputin, and Papa Legba. Yikes!

Golliwog?

Met her 😍 real, true to life, Nigerian prince!

R41. The black man is in "white face!"

Jesus, this thread is hysterical, as is the story of these 2 and his "beliefs." This is why I keep coming back to DL.

r73

Norway, get a grip. Those two are whacked.

It's enough to deal with all the drama of the British royals.

The Northern European royal families give the Brits, Greeks, Spaniards and the Savoys a run for their money when it comes to trashiness, lack of intelligence and arrogance. Haakon is dumber than a rock and he fell in love with that vulgar whore Mette-Marit after they met in a concert and shared alcohol and some other very hallucinogenic things. The fact that she was a single mother on welfare whose boyfriend was in prison for drug-trafficking didn't seem to displease him nor his parents, who are obviously not much cleverer.

Martha Louise studied to be a physiotherapist and has never worked, instead choosing to promote the reading of folk tales, sing folk songs in choirs and opening Astarte Education, a "school" that issues diplomas on clairvoyance, divination and spiritual healing. Her boyfriend Durek Verrett is a pathological liar and professional grifter who has claimed everything from being a member of one of the wealthiest families in America, to being a shaman who spiritually cured children with cancer in Israel, thanks to his Ghanaian grandmother, who was a voodoo priestess of royal blood. Bizarrely enough, he IS Shirley Verrett's nephew, who contradicted all his nonsense several times, if most times she did so inadvertently. so yes, Martha Louise is both an idiot and easily deluded, not to mention that she is also a grifter who has constantly used her title to sell everything from alcoholic beverages to tickets for shamanic seminars (I kid you not).

As for Mette-Marit's son, is anyone surprised by his actions? He is a well known terror who tried to sell the royal family's used clothes and accessories online, is a wastrel and has always behaved like an arrogant boor. The problem is that his useless mother, who never lifts a finger unless she gets attention or something material in exchange, writes angry letters to the media excusing his behaviour and accusing them of harassing her poor, hapless son, every time that they report on his horrible antics.

In short, what a sleazy, trashy, tacky family.

The Norwegian King and Queen have been put through the wringer over the past twenty years.

His son and heir threatened to disclaim his claim on the throne if he couldn't marry his girlfriend Mette-Marit, a single mother from a relationship with a convicted drug dealer, although the boy's father was a friend of the boyfriend. Her father was also a convicted felon and she was infamous as a partier on the European rave scene. As that would have left Martha Louise as the heiress with no other people in the line of succession (the King was the only son of his father who was the only child of his father) King Harald had no choice but to allow the marriage. The Norwegian RF went out of their way to then welcome Mette-Marit and her son into the family.

Mette-Marit then attracted criticism for being workshy and then subsequently announced that she is suffering from pulmonary fibrosis and so didn't have long to live. That criticism stopped and yet she lives on. She was also a friend of Jeffrey Epstein.

Her eldest son Marius is currently being pursued on domestic violence charges with his most recent and a number of previous girlfriends.

Martha Louise first married controversial author, visual artist and performance artist Ari Behn. He had no convictions and was at least pretty handsome - he had a #metoo moment when he said that Kevin Spacey had groped his genitals at a Nobel Prize event but said that it didn't bother him and he still had a good time that night. He and Martha Louise had three daughters and divorced and he subsequently committed suicide on Christmas Day 2019.

Then along came the shaman.

And those are just the highlights!

But are the Norwegians REAL royalty?

Actually yes r78. They are descended from King Edward VII, who was QEII's great grandfather. The current King, Harald, was her 2nd cousin, so they are closely related to the British royals. He is also closely related to the current Swedish King and former Danish Queen Margrethe, he is their cousin as well via his mother (the Belgium royals too).

He’s satanic

And, as descendants of Edward VII, Harald and his children and their children (apart from Marius, obvs) are in the line of succession for the British throne.

I had no idea the French word for Norway is Norvege. That blew.my mind!

Even more interesting is what the Norwegian name for Norway is: Norge/Noreg

^^also, why don't we call countries/regions by their own fucking name they call themselves, instead of an "English" name? Why isn't it called Norge? Or many other examples of countries/regions of what they call themselves, instead of the Anglicized name?

^^Yes!

[quote]^^also, why don't we call countries/regions by their own fucking name they call themselves, instead of an "English" name? Why isn't it called Norge? Or many other examples of countries/regions of what they call themselves, instead of the Anglicized name?

The Dutch call Norway "Noorwegen"

The French call Norway "la Norvège"

The Germans call Norway "Norwegen"

The Spanish call Norway "Noruega"

The Italians call Norway "Norvegia"

The Finnish call Norway "Norja"

What makes you think English speakers are some kind of exception? (don't tell anyone, but the French also deliberately mispronounce many foreign names, giving them a "French twist")

The Dutch call Canada "Canada"

The French call Canada "Canada"

The Germans call Canada "Canada"

The Spanish call Canada "Canada"

The Italians call Canada "Canada"

The Finnish call Canada "Canada"

It can be done!

Americans call Canada “That socialist country to the north”

Your bullshit.

Didn’t Martha give up her HRH designation so she could pursue business opportunities…or something like that?

R78,

When Norway gained its independence from Sweden in 1905, they decided to remain a monarchy. They chose the Danish Prince Carl . His wife Maud was a British Princess, the daughter of Edward the Seventh and Alexandra of Denmark.

They hoped that the family relationship would mean strong ties and support from Britain. Carl insisted on a referendum to confirm his position as King. He reigned as King Haakon VII, using a traditional name from the time Norway had last beeen an independent nation.

^ been

If Martha Louise wanted an American Shaman, then she could have gone for the real deal, Jacob.

Norway isn't even in the EU let alone in the eurozone, r14.

Good old R94 - adding nothing to the conversation but making himself feel better by sniping at others.

Pathetic.

Bisexual, my ass!

R96 Yes, please!

R23 nope, the eldest male child is the successor to the throne. Only Sweden has passed the bill which grants daughters the equal rights few decades ago. UK has passed it in 2013th.

They were lucky that they didn't have this law in Norway, so this unstable woman is their Harry and her younger brother is the heir.

R32 what are you blabbing, she wasn't born out of wedlock. She is a legitimate child, but until very recently the heir to the throne was firstborn son. Girls could only become monarchs if they had no brother, like late queen of England, Elizabeth.

Spanish king is not firstborn either, his sister is older than him.

You wokes live in a parallel univers really.

And the Swedes call them De där jävlarna, r86

He’s blowing her back out, she doesn't give AF. It’s her first marriage anyway, so who cares. She’ll marry again but next time for the crown, because any children will be in danger of disinheritance.

This is embarrassing. Thank god crown prince Haakon is the heir to the throne instead of Märtha Louise.

R63 In Hollywood it does, dumb unimaginative cunt.

R76 prattles on…

Haakon graduated from Berkeley and the London School of Economics. He’s one of the best educated princes among that Euro contingent.

[quote] He is a well known terror who tried to sell the royal family's used clothes and accessories online, is a wastrel and has always behaved like an arrogant boor.

A "wastrel" and "an arrogant boor"?

Why, he sounds like a thorough rapscallion, and a ne'er-do-well too! Please fetch me my smelling salts!

Lady Lindsey remains intrigued.

Why do facts offend you so much, r95?

Btw, I emulated you and checked out your other posts. How many hours a day do you spend on DL? Or should that be days a week?

Fyi, I'm a woman.

All the details inside the wedding of Princess Märtha Louise and ‘Shaman’ Durek Verrett as the extravagant official schedule is revealed

The time has come. The royal guests have gathered. Let Tatler take you inside the most contraversial wedding of the high society season as Princess Märtha Louise and Durek Verrett finally tie the knot

If the NRF weren’t so cash poor, they’d be able to throw some money at the problem and said shaman would jet.

Love is love is love is love…

The princess and the queen.

Girlfriend’s getting on a bit for the blushing bride routine.

“Contraversial”? Do I “oh dear” R108, Tatler or both?

Just when we thought that it couldn’t get any more low rent - they had a stall set up at the reception selling items from the Princess’s clothing line Hest.

And all guests were given five drink vouchers after which it was a cash bar.

How not very royal!

I'm old enough to know better, R113 (and I usually know better than to link to Tatler and its typo-prone interns), but you can "oh dear" me none the less. I just liked the thumbnail Tatler provided of the blessed couple slithering down the aisle.

A straight husbear was too much to ask?

I'm one of those people who couldn't care less about the BRF. I skip all their threads...they bore me to tears. But the Norwegian royal family seems highly entertaining.

[quote]She’ll marry again but next time for the crown, because any children will be in danger of disinheritance.

She's 52 already, she's not having any children.

Martha Louise couldn’t find a distinguished Norwegian gentleman with very little baggage to marry?

She’ll regret this endeavor within two years.

[quote]If he can raise himself from the dead, imagine what he can do with his dick in her pussy

…provide fashion advice?

R119 nah, she is the menopausal rebel, this type never grows up.

From the dead = wire fraud?

His head looks sucked on.

Faggetty fag fag fag

He needs to teach her how to serve Face.

They are both fat and ugly!

She’s a fucking airhead. A school that teaches people how to communicate with angels? My sides 🤣

[quote]Btw, I emulated you

Pics please.

Is that like I shot a load on you?

Asking for a friend

A marriage of two half wits does not a whole wit make.

.5 times .5 equals .25

The Princess and the Black-Eyed Pea

The other Nordic countries have always considered Norway the stupid ones. Case in point.

That’s funny coming from Swedes or Danes!

Finland gets a pass, for obvious reasons.

The Norwegians excel at the Winter Olympics.

And voodoo.

R132 you cunt 😂. That was a good one tho.

I was hoping the resurrected Hollywood Guru was Aimee Semple McPherson. That would be a great television motion picture...

..Aimed (Black) Shaman McPherson. It’s an LA thing ..,

Aimee ..!

River covered this couple in his latest video.

Apparently both the groom's mother and his aunt call him a grifter.

What could go wrong?

One thing I love about LA— I can land at LAX (just like Ben Braddock and Jackie Brown), ask for a drive past Hawthorne High (where the Wilson Beach Boys and I went went to high school) , and then, later, drive right by the original Temple on the way to my sister’s house. It’s as if Chinatown, Love & Mercy or Max’s Perry Mason were filmed yesterday.

R143. I'll meet you up on Mulholland and we can neck...

Will she give up the Princess title? She’s already lost her HRH designation.

Their Royal Majesties must be thrilled.

“Their Royal Majesties” don’t exist, R146.

Can we imagine the wedding night?

What's the general public consensus on her sister-in-law Mette-Marit?

I know the father of her oldest son was a felon and she was an unwed mother when she married Hakon. Her father was also a felon and she was friends was Epstein.

Also, she's work shy and has spent a lot of time during her marriage "finding herself" in Southeast Asia. Now she has the excuse not to work much as she supposedly has some kind of lung disease?

Anything else?

Nothing that you didn’t already pick up from R77, R149.

Maybe try Googling?

The more I hear about the royal family in Norway, the more Norway sounds like Florida

It is believed that the King and Queen have given their children such leeway in their lives and choices of spouse because of what they went through to get married.

The King - then Crown Prince Harald, had been dating Norwegian commoner Sonja Haraldsen for nearly a decade but his father the King withheld his permission to marry due to Sonja’s commoner status. It was only when Harald told his father that he would never marry if he couldn’t marry Sonja, that permission was granted as Harald was the only person in the line of succession so the royal line would die out after only three generations.

Sonja has proven to be very popular in Norway although people do question their attitude to raising their offspring.

That’s an elegant necklace he’s wearing. Really complements the pink.

We’re good…let’s get a new bong at Annapurna, pick up some Maui wowie so we are stoned to the gills and hit Top Dog or Blondies. If we want pitchers of beer, then a pit stop at Manuel’s…

Initially Harald and Sonja disapproved of Mette. I read that Haakon said that he would give up his title if he was not allowed to marry her. He also reminded his parents that his grandfather didn’t want Harald to marry Sonja because of her commoner status. They had to wait until he died. I think that Haakon is a cool guy and I liked Mette Marit too. But there were rumors that Mette cheated on Haakon.

R155 here. I stand corrected about Harold and Sonja.

Harald and Sonja couldn’t have waited for his father to die before their marriage as he (King Olav) walked Sonja down the aisle at their marriage after relenting on giving them his permission.

He died 23 years later.

That’s why I said I stand corrected r157.

Sit down—you’ve been corrected!

Fair enough R158 - I didn’t see that anybody had corrected you. I only added my bit because it painted King Olav in a different light after years of intractability.

You do understand r89 that it takes capturing four majors in the same calendar year to win a Grand Slam.

Ignore that 🤷🏻‍♂️

"Shaman" is the new "life coach."

That wedding was a mistake of such titanic proportions that it will ruin her life and make wretched her destiny

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Please don’t squeeze the shaman.

Honeymoon destination?

R167 Fire Island, Rose!

I wonder what Haakon thinks about his new BIL.

Nice