Wtf happened to Lindseybelle?

He's a booze hound.

We all end up with the face we deserve.

Who will tell poor Miss Lindsey that both joy and love do, in fact, exist in most peoples’ worlds?

He looks like he's been crying to me. She needed some Lumify before appearing on TV. I noticed Linz said she was good friends with Cory Booker. Hmm

drunk as a skunk

"Aw, that darn Eulabelle forgot to add a cuppa Downy to the rinse water while she was doin' my satiny pillow cases — they belonged to Mother and we share the same sensitivity of skin. Well, my face puffed up faster than a frog's throat around a pretty tadpole. But Ah'm here to talk the damaging politics of one little Miss Kamala Harris ... "

Too many mint juleps and not enough fainting couches.

He does look bad - not just fat, but bloated ("Teddy Kennedy on a bender" bloated). You'd think he'd be happy as a pig in shit these days - his Daddy Dump is back on the campaign trial with a creepy new sidekick. Whatever could be her problem?

The frequent rimmer of an orange posterior hole? Something in that filthy defecated matter may help make one look sickly.

What you see is the face of a good 'ol southern pussy hound whose nightly dance card is full.

He's a stewbum and looks it.

She's a barely functioning alcoholic these days.

When Trump loses, she'll lose her Senate seat and will have nothing to do but sit on her plantation porch and fan herself.

Drunkie Gunkle

He does look like he was crying.

When DJT has no further use for her, she will be dumped and devastated.

Even if Melania disappears, Lady Lindzebelle’s delusional fantasy of a Mar-a-Lago wedding as a new bride to Orange Mussolini will never happen.

Is he up for re-election this year?

Nope, R16. His term is up in 2026.

Je looks bloated and jowly.

I really want to see Dump slap the old bitch across the face and say, “MAN UP FAGGOT!,” when Lindsey is lying around at Mar a Lago in a negligée, drunk again, crying.

Because we all know that has happened at least twice.

I hope one day his kompromat comes out.

Liver failure 🍸

Cardiac issues, likely.

Too much booze and boys.

[quote]Wtf happened to Lindseybelle? He looks puffy and swollen to me.

The inner putrefaction, immorality, thirst for blood, greed and depravity have caused this abhorrent creature to swell, and unless it can finally cum when its dream of causing a world war is declared, it will explode.

Seriously, what a thoroughly poor excuse for a rotting piece of shit.

[quote] Donald Trump will win the 2024 presidential election if he focuses on policy.

Focuses on policy? So he’s definitely not going to win.

She likes being slapped around by Tump. She thinks that means he cares.

He’s been weeping over losing Trump to RFK Jr.

BOOZEBAG!

All the puffiness is kidney damage.

Looking forward to the evil little cunt on dialysis waiting for a Dick Cheney. (Cheney was heart)

R29 nailed it, I'll bet

Drunk Droopy Dog

Drunkie Guncle

Wow, Droopy Dog makes me notice the resemblance between Lindsey and that Rittenhouse kid and his mom. Yuck.

Gurl needs some Charlotte Tilbury magic cream

He knows where to find the booze, but not the boys.

She knows where to find them, r35.

All the black rent boys are fed up with her. She always wants to do a Mandingo fantasy.

r29 Bingo! Renal, hepatic and cardiac failure from excessive chronic ethanol abuse.

$5 says there's at least one carcinoma on that shoeleather liver waiting to metastasize.

He looks like nobody clapped after his rendition of "Meadowlark."

While she will be at Mar-a-Lago multiple times beforehand, Miss Thang won’t miss the annual Halloween gala. She has attended as Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Ariel, and Belle, prior years.

CNN keeps playing clips from that Miss Lindz interview. Jake Tapper must be proud he delivered the interview of the month. What next, Miss Lindz is interviewed by Katy Tur on MSNBC?

Rot from the inside.

looks like late-stage Boris Yeltsin

I always retain water this time of the month.

He looks like my Nana.

Jake RepublicanAssRimmer consoled him and gave him due respect for a lifetime of pure evil

R44 is your Nana more than 1/2 in the bag more than 1/2 the time?

Creatine and carbo loading.

A sexual alpha like me needs his strength.

Those fair maidens of The Beltway aren't safe when I'm on the prowl!

He must have someone who'd tell him it's rehab time.

At age 69, and when Trump goes, who will Miz Lindz have as her new “daddy”. She’s always had the “daddy” since college. It would be another political fellow in his late 70s or 80s. Chuck Grassley is 90, so maybe he’ll do the role for a few years while still a Senator.

When Dump finally dies on the toilet, Lindsey will do what the other Republican sow, HRH The Princess Meghan McCain of Scottsdale, did:

Fling herself on the coffin and spend every waking moment bleating on social media and TV about “my daddy.”

Then she will go find some pig to marry her and try to put a baby in that barren womb of hers. The silly cow was never correctly taught about menstruation, so the old bitch thinks she’s still fertile.

Or she could end up in women’s prison being terrorized by a Mexican female gang.

I prefer the latter option for her.

I just saw some clip where Trump was praising him, something must have gone down between those guys. Trump never comes to anyone's rescue so it stuck in my mind as out of character. Miss Lindsy looks like the one that got dumped. Lovers quarrel??

He’s decided, like a latter day Diana Dors, to revel in his blowsyness.

[QUOTE]He must have someone who'd tell him it's rehab time.

I imagine that would be his sister, his only relative. I don't know who'd dare say something to him unless it's maybe McConnell.

I noticed this new puffiness and redness a few months ago and commented about it on some other thread when I saw his picture. It's an alarming change. I'm sure foreign intelligence agencies are aware of his vulnerability, but he's gotten so much worse. I notice his Armed Services and Foreign Relations committee assignments ended in '19 and '21, respectively. Was he removed by Mc Connell so he would no longer receive intelligence briefings or did he voluntarily step down? The guy was/is a security liability and a mess.

Can you believe he once seriously ran for POTUS? How was he going to explain his bachelorhood? Just a deluded old closet case.

I'm not an alcoholic! I never touch hard liquor, strictly wine and beer!

Drunkie Gunkle, you're the one...

He looks like he got rode hard and put away wet.

She has a fricking suite at Mar-a-Lago. Taxpayers are charged for the flights and Trump gets taxpayer money for the accommodations and food, and hospitality 🥃, she consumes. Miz Ladybugs is there for weekends. holidays, and vacations. She’s also “golfing” with Trump in Bedminster and other places.

Does she read top secret classified documents while she's sitting on the shitter at Mar-a-Lago?

[quote]terrorized by a Mexican female gang

You say that like it's a bad thing, r50.

He's reacting to his numerous lil' ladybugs.

He's getting old and he's a drunk.

Old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be

Sad last days !

Obvi was having cocaine sex parties with former Rep Cawthorn

I am so upset by this thread that I'm going to put on my shortest, tightest mini-skirt, my crop-top, and my fuck-me pumps and work it on Dupont Circle tonight.

I think he realizes the party is over.

La Senatrice,

It is time to trade in the mini skirt for a caftan. You can still wear nice earrings though. Trust us, it IS time. You are well past your sell by date.

Somebody's been telling Rochester, "Bourbon and branch water — and go light on the branch water!"

Remember the house gets 35%! Now don’t come back without a grand, bitch.

I suspect her days are numbered. With that level of swelling and fluid retention, she probably won't serve out her term.

His little sister Darline needs to find him a pleasant rehab facility after a general anesthetic detox.

He's rotting from the inside out.

Good for him!

Darline knows some shit.

Someone needs to take Sissy Darline out for too many cocktails and get the tea

Kellyanne, chile- go down to Rexall's and fetch me a lemon Coke* with lots of chipped ice!

She was obsessed with Brett Kavanaugh for three years or longer. Maybe she still is. Surely, BK gave her a little something.

Herschel Walker losing a Senate race in Georgia shattered her for a long time. The time and energy LadyG devoted to Herschel’s failed campaign was way beyond extraordinary.

Ah found mah time with young Herschel to be most ... stimulating.

He has always dependend upon the kindness of rent boys.

This has got me so riled up I'm fixin' to bust up my chiffarobe!

How can one envision Lady Lindzebelle palling around with Kimberly Guilfoyle and Lara Trump in Mar-a-Lago? That would be competition in flirting with the geezer donors and club members. And those Trumpettes? Lady Lindzebelle would see them as vulgar looking hussies. Lady Lindzebelle doesn’t want Junior and Eric as fill-ins when Trump Sr. Is not up to it. When Hulk Hogan and Kid Rock visit, Lady Lindzebelle looks her very best. Lady Lindzebelle would not wipe her foot on Roger Stone, Mike Lindell, and Steve Bannon.

Hunny, Hershel "shattered her" in more ways than one...

Rumor has it that if Trump wins the 2024 election, Miss Lindz will be appointed the Secretary of State.

Miss Lindz supports Ukraine, though she flipped before, and NATO. Trump is a Putin asset and sycophant. Wonder how that will jive?

Both Trump and Miss Lindz support Netanyahu. Both will be aggressive toward Iran.

[quote]though she flipped before

Never! She's strictly a bottom.

r77 Mizz Linds gave Kavanaugh a blowjob and a case of beer.

Brett loves beer more than getting sucked off.

The only thing Miss Lindz truly supports is Miss Lindz!

What R1 posted, that's alcohol bloat!!

I told Miss Lindsaybelle, you can't go back from your master Dtrump, THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!!

And we do!!

Looks like a case of vaginosis

I think the Widow McCain was angling to be the next Mrs Herschel Walker

Jake looks like a STONE FUCKING FAUX compared to Lindsey.

I would rim Jake deep....

[quote] Rumor has it that if Trump wins the 2024 election, Miss Lindz will be appointed the Secretary of State.

That's a moot point. Or, rather, since it's Trump-related, a moo point.

Saw him waddling past the Taft memorial today, and I called him a vile blubberbutted bitch, and he cried and almost dropped his parasol.

Miss Lindsey embarrassed? Nawh.

“Well, I talked to him a couple of days ago now, and all I can say is that President Trump, when he was president of our country, we had……”

Pillow talk?

Mrs.Graham: [referring to Lindsey’s prom gown] Red. I might have known it would be red.

Lindsey: It's pink, Mama. [presenting her corsage]

Lindsey:: Look what Tommy gave me, Mama. Aren't they beautiful?

Mrs.Graham : I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.

Lindsey: Breasts, Mama. They're called breasts, and every woman has them

Ah just saw that striking guv'nuh of Maryland, Wes Moore, at the Democrat convention — and Ah'd like to get somethin' straight between us!

JUNIOR: ‘But dad, please stop making Eric and me keep spit roasting that old queen. We’re sure you’ve seen those awful looking black bumps among splotches of redness that are all over her rump. She calls them her ladybugs. It is very disgusting. And she keeps crying out “harder and deeper” the whole time. She never gets enough. Why all this? You never needed her to win South Carolina.’

DONALD SR: Stop whinning and do as you two are told. Pootin, for his amusement, has demanded that the ole prisspot continues to be satisfied, or he will cut off funneled funds to me and other select Republicans. Make sure Walt takes perfect videos each time so I can get them to Pooty as he insists.

I'm as tired of Lindseybelle as I am of Trump. I'm even tired of DL's jokes about him.

^then why are you here?

[quote] Wtf happened to Lindseybelle?

Really late menopause?

Personally I think it's The Diabeets! And his kidneys are bein affected. And then add to that his snackin, that Southern habit of eatin White bread mayonnaise sandwiches. He loves them with a chilled glass of champagne!

Steroids. Miz Linz is a drunk. She has developed Arthritis from all the alcohol, and has excruciating joint pain. So they give her steroids and they just blow her right up. Her penis is still fine it just looks smaller .

I know a few people who have died of alcoholism and this big, red bloated face look precedes the gaunt, skinny off you go into hospice face by about 36 months

He looks like the pianist in Provincetown couldn’t play Old Cape Cod in his key.

She has that "deer in the headlights" look. She'll be outed, soon, and is terrified.

She lived above the parents’ barroom in a small community. She hung out at the bar growing up and entertained the customers. Thus, she’s been around alcohol and drunks all her life.

Chuck Grassley will be age 91 next month. He’s been a mentor to Lindzebelle for believing in love.

Lady Lindzebelle, once again, expressing her potty mouth. There’s times when she’s not lady-like, such as when she fervently defends Trump.

Daquries

The Lady Kavanaugh also becomes apoplectic when someone mentions “when I turn up the stereo you can scream all you want, BITCH”

Cursing?

She is behaving like a low born, common guttersnipe. She needs to attend Mo’nique’s Charm School and learn how to act like a refined lady.

R110. Lindzebelle trying to serenade Kavanaugh outside his bedroom window must be a sight to behold. Her boombox will be playing the instrumental sound of Baby Love by the Supremes.

It's gonna be like John Cusack and Ione Skye in "Say Anything."

Miz Lindz gets a Sunday morning interview every week. This week, ABC’s Jonathan Karl lands the much sought after queen of attention guest.

Will she be having a hangover and spew naughty words? She’s the GQP’s and corporate media executives’ attack dog on Kamala Harris.

R114 So the theme of the show this week is gay politicians?

He's been crying a lot. If dumpster fire looses, all the pics of him being pissed on by little boys are going to come out.

[quote]Miz Lindz gets a Sunday morning interview every week.

And every Sunday, she dutifully douches in gleeful anticipation of what may develop. But she always goes home disappointed.

She’s always hoping they’ll have her crush , Hakeem Jeffries, the star of her bathtub mastubatory fantasies, on the show with her.

Maybe they’ll sit next to each other and they can play footsie! Or maybe The Senatrice can follow him into the restroom, pull right up next to him at the urinals, and see Hakeem’s massive manhood up close!

Ann Coulter pulled that trick with Hakeem, and told The Senatrice and Margie Greene that he’s hung like a horse!

But, alas, today’s guest is just some corpulent homosexual, Jared Polis. Once again, Lindseybelle will spend her Sunday afternoon in a caftan on the fainting couch in her bedroom, knocking back pitchers of mint juleps and fingering her pussy to thoughts of being ravaged by a well endowed black man.

I think Trump is torturing Lindsey with compromising information about his private life. Seriously.

Remember Trump's close connection with Roy Cohn. Having info on your enemies to keep them in line is part of their MO. Plus, it doesn't even have to be true - like Obama's birth certificate.

Herbert Hoover employed the same strategy.

I bet Trump is telling people that if he doesn't win, he's going to spill all the beans about everybody. And I can't WAIT until he does!

Lady Brett lacks even basic refinement and thus, gives herself too easily to her baser needs

[quote]Herbert Hoover employed the same strategy.

Oh, DEAR.

I assume you meant J. EDGAR, not Herbert.

If she were twenty five years younger, I would say she’s retaining water and Aunt Flo is visiting. But she went through the change during the Clinton administration.

I'm going to need a fainting couch after learning that our delicate belle is a military veteran. If someone told me that before I read it in his Wikipedia bio, I would have thought they were just pulling my leg.

I do not respect him, but he makes my heart hurt a bit. I wish he could see that living openly is a healthy thing.

Donnalt have kompromat on degenerate lady-man.

His defense of Kavanaugh was shocking, even to Kavanaugh, I think. Lindz was in LOVE with Brett.

Lindz's best BF was McCain.

I WAS John McCain’s true love, not that plastic bottle blond pill popper Cindy!

And I WAS his Princess! Not that mouthy portly daughter!

On the news show this Sunday, Lady Lindzebelle again showed a blotchy red complexion and bloated face. She also did a lot of twitching of her mouth, cheeks, and eyebrows along with the eye rolls.

Alcoholic.

R123 there’s woman in the military

women*

R127 I can’t believe they let that olde shrill nellie showgirl cosplay as a butchie hetero man

R118 but how about if his Rhett Brett calls??

OP- He was the bottom in a BUKKAKE- he literally sucked 200 cocks and swallowed gallons of semen- he LOVED every minute of it but his face is the end result of his extremely slutty night.

It is a challenge to get around to all the interviews the national TV network media demands of me. I need my palanquin, stored in Mar-a-Lago, with me to be transported from news show to news show. Wearing only their loincloths, my colleagues senators Mike Lee, Kennedy of LA, Ted Cruz, and Rick Scott, would be on standby to carry me in my litter wherever I need to go.

I can smell his nappy pussy just by looking at that photo.

Mix Lindsey was actually at a Labor Day parade in SC today.

He’s on his period.

^link

I bet she got drunk and tried to suck one of the fat cop’s dicks.

She’s gritting her teeth in those pics because Dump put one of vibrating plugs the chaturbate whores use in her slack cunt. He makes her wear it daily, then zaps her pussy at the most inopportune times.

[quote]Wtf happened to Lindseybelle?

Not nearly enough.

He was on one of the Sunday morning talk shows kissing Trump's ass. He's gotta go along with his hero.

Don't any of these people want to retire in peace? Lindsey could be travelling around Suddenly Last Summering or whatever but no, he's embarassing himself all the time and destroying his reputation/legacy. And he knows better! We heard his warnings about conman Trump way back when.

Destroying his reputation 😆 wins the thread

She seeks to be First Mistress and keep her Senate seat. Same old intentions.

[quote]but no, he's embarrassing himself all the time and destroying his reputation/legacy

That train left the station ages ago.

He couldn’t find the exploded ruins of his reputation with the Hubble telescope

Starting young.

Fuck the Senatrice. Fucking traitor to democracy. I hope her hemorrhoids are at full tide. Motherfucker. Pig Fucker. Stink Shit.

Never change, NYT. Never change.

At the rate they're going, by election day, the NY Times headline will be: "PLEASE CAST YOUR VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP. HE KEEPS US BUSY AND THAT'S BEST FOR US."

Both Trump and Drunkie Gunkle look like their kidneys are falling. Trump can buy Indian kidneys, but Linz will be stuck on dialysis forever.

She's growing her own foie gras!

The Senatrice has the Donald Trump bust posted in the NYT essay at r150. She makes out with it while grinding her pussy against the arm of her sofa, like a horny, zit encrusted virginal 14 year old girl.

R151 Perfection

Roy Joseph Kahn is up to his eyeballs in deviltry

It's COHN not KAHN!!

^ NY Times managing editor

NEVERMIND!!!

Prettiest poosie in the Senate. I’ve been around a very long time and know. More than Mitch.

Miss Lindz is X-ing big time. She is obsessed is promoting Trump.

I would give good money to know what Kompromat the Trump team has on the Senatrice.

Pee Pee girls & Miss Lindzebelle.

I had no idea his kinky standards were gutter level.

Macho Lady Lindzebelle

[quote] Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) vowed to kill Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar, an architect of the Oct. 7 attack on Israel, if former President Trump is elected to a second term in office.

Thus, electing Trump will enable Lindzebelle to venture through the Gaza tunnels to find and kill the Hamas leader. Why doesn’t she go immediately and do it? Biden isn’t stopping her. She goes to see Netanyahu often.

Oh, please, let him go to Gaza. I'd pay for his plane ticket.

Yep, R165. Lindsey Graham shouldn't wait to show us what a badass he is. Go now, first flight out. Waiting for Trump to potentially grift his way back into the Whitehouse is stupid. Has he forgotten what kind of man Trump is? No way in hell would he ever be upstaged by anyone else. Lindsey Graham could present Sinwar's head on a platter to Trump and he'd find a way to credit himself or just lie and say he was the one who did it.

Send MTG, Lindsey, and Boebert to Gaza.

They can pretend they’re glamorous crime fighters like Charlie’s Angels-but in clothes from Bass Pro Shops, Walmart and Belk, not from a Nolan Miller Rodeo Drive shopping spree.

Sorry Lindsey-you’re Sabrina, not Jill. Like Kate Jackson, you’re flat chested and look best in a turtleneck and slacks.

[quote]She makes out with it while grinding her pussy against the arm of her sofa

Bitch better not be using MY sofa!

Nobody masterbates with J.D.'s couch except J.D.

Backseat play.

And the beer cans dragging and banging off the back of the newlyweds’ car -🥂to the brides and be careful carrying her over the threshold JD

DJT is almost a decade older than Lady Lindzebelle. She needs someone more spry. JD my growingly tickle her fancy.

Miss Lindsey endorses Kari Lake.

Why does the media have to do articles on every absurd utterance of Miss Lindsey as it the whole world is biting their nails awaiting what she has to say on anything?