When you’re over 40 and someone parks outside your house

She's pulling a Gladys Kravitz...

"Abner!"

Heffa don't know what she's doing; whoever just parked outside her house can see her big as day behind those WIDE OPEN BLINDS.

If (like me) you hate/aren't up to drop-ins, Rule #1 is KEEP YOUR CURTAINS, SHADES, BLINDS, AND GLASS DOORS [bold]CLOSED.[/bold]

You should keep your fucking mouth shut.

Have a wank, FFS.

My dog sounds her alarm and no one sticks around.

I love a worried black lady lookin

Listen I have ears to the ground on my property. I can hear a chicken sneeze.

Meh.... My neighbor's see my coitus visitors on the reg, but I always tell them to park in my driveway. And that's not a enthusiasm.either...

Grab a book that looks bible-ish.

Chew two oreo cookies. Do NOT clean your teeth.

Approach the driver with the book clasped to your bosom.

Ask them if they’d like to discuss your lard and savor Hey,Juice.

Grin!

R8 we knew you were a whore without the word coitus.

A woman like that across the street called police as robbers entered my house-they gottem!

My nosey ass male gay wad neighbors keep their eyes fixed on me. I cannot leave or return without them knowing it and watching me. I hate them because I think they’re old bitches. I regularly give them the middle finger for staring at me. Doesn’t even phase em. They continue to eye screw me at every turn.