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Let's be Washington State

I'm the driver getting his throat slashed on the I-5 freeway, while shooting a gun at the guy slashing his throat, after a 3 hour meth and fentanyl binge in a Tacoma crack den.

Thankfully, I was able to pull over to the side of the freeway, before I bled to death.

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by Anonymousreply 107November 30, 2024 1:28 AM

I'm the 80 year old dog walker who died while trying to save her dogs, after getting beaten and run over by the car jacker.

Oh, and I'm the 80 year old woman's dog who got stabbed to death in the car by the carjacker.

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by Anonymousreply 1August 24, 2024 4:34 AM

I'm the 11 year old black boy from Bellingham who got punched in the face by a racist, during a school field trip.

And yes, this happened in front of the city's police station.

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by Anonymousreply 2August 24, 2024 4:36 AM

I'm Zombie Ann Rule.

by Anonymousreply 3August 24, 2024 4:37 AM

I'm the Chef on his way home from work, who got stabbed to death at Seattle's Capitol Hill light rail station.

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by Anonymousreply 4August 24, 2024 4:38 AM

I’m the white people committing most of the crime in this country, then railing against “ILLEGALS!!!!” who don’t commit much crime in this country.

by Anonymousreply 5August 24, 2024 4:41 AM

I'm grunge music and heroin

by Anonymousreply 6August 24, 2024 4:42 AM

I'm the guy fast asleep on a city bus, who gets shot to death by a 17 year old.

I didn't even know what happened, or why he shot me.

Thank God I'm dead now.

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by Anonymousreply 7August 24, 2024 4:44 AM

I'm the woman on Seattle's light rail train, caught on camera smashing another rider in the face with a partially filled sports drink bottle.

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by Anonymousreply 8August 24, 2024 4:47 AM

I’m the stories about where Ted Bundt used to pick up victims and who met him.

by Anonymousreply 9August 24, 2024 4:48 AM

I’m Twin Peaks

by Anonymousreply 10August 24, 2024 4:49 AM

I'm downtown Seattle, where the sidewalks are full of drug addicts and smell like piss.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 24, 2024 4:53 AM

Patriot Ryan Lemay was cute.

The poor kid who got his throat slashed was only 19.

What a shame.

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by Anonymousreply 12August 24, 2024 4:55 AM

My violent crime rate is #23. Cut me some slack, true crime bitches.

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by Anonymousreply 13August 24, 2024 4:56 AM

I’m returning to Boston!

by Anonymousreply 14August 24, 2024 4:57 AM

I'm the locked store shelves at the only Target left in the city.

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by Anonymousreply 15August 24, 2024 4:58 AM

There’s more than one target

by Anonymousreply 16August 24, 2024 6:43 AM

Holy shit, I’m from there. Last time I was there was 1978. Haven’t been back. But shit, is it that bad? Water skiing,,scuba diving, skiing, boating,, hiking.

by Anonymousreply 17August 24, 2024 7:05 AM

I'm the road ranger on the side of the freeway, trying to kill the guy who cut me off.

Luckily, the cop killed me first!

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by Anonymousreply 18August 24, 2024 9:46 AM

I'm the 18 year old dickwad driving at 112 mph through an intersection in Renton, killing four people, including a mom and her two kids.

I've had three serious speeding crashes already, but I was lucky enough to get out of them without any repercussions.

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by Anonymousreply 19August 24, 2024 9:51 AM

Washington teen driver fatal intersection speeding

by Anonymousreply 20August 24, 2024 10:00 AM

I’m Walla Walla!

by Anonymousreply 21August 24, 2024 12:52 PM

The OP's perp was a Florida Man.

by Anonymousreply 22August 24, 2024 2:30 PM

Washington is horrible now, R17.

Not at all the same as it was 20 or 30 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 23August 24, 2024 8:32 PM

I’m the vague state/county booze fee (it’s a tax) that swoops in on your bill after allllll the other taxes are listed. I’m about 30% of the advertised price.

I’m also the drug tourists nodding off under the Space Needle.

by Anonymousreply 24August 24, 2024 11:20 PM

I’m the child in a Meth cooking family that has 13 horses 35 cats children me and my sister. We don’t go to school and work for dad. He uses me as a drug mule and for sex favors to his better customers. He’s definitely voting for Trump. He’s dads hero.

by Anonymousreply 25August 24, 2024 11:36 PM

I’m the deep fried kool-aid wings in oreo batter.

by Anonymousreply 26August 25, 2024 12:51 AM

I'm the $18 bottle of liquor, which costs $30 after taxes.

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by Anonymousreply 27August 25, 2024 1:00 AM

I’m Mt St Helen’s.

by Anonymousreply 28August 25, 2024 2:40 AM

I'm an apple.

by Anonymousreply 29August 25, 2024 2:59 AM

I'm former residents of Portland who've moved to Vancouver to escape state income tax, then drive back to Portland to shop in order to escape state sales tax.

by Anonymousreply 30August 25, 2024 4:29 AM

I'm the Cascadia Subduction Zone, ready to liquify half the state, and send it sliding into the ocean.

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by Anonymousreply 31August 25, 2024 4:33 AM

This is one of the weirdest threads on DL today. Probably just two people.

The fact is, Washington is gorgeous, very liberal, and filled with great people. And a great university. Sure, there are some issues, like any state, but all in all, it's got to be one of the nicest in the country.

by Anonymousreply 32August 25, 2024 4:44 AM

Of course it's not that bad, r17. This thread is full small town types who think gruesome anecdotes are the same thing as crime statistics.

by Anonymousreply 33August 25, 2024 10:45 AM

I'm ashy bottom Mt. St. Helens, bitches!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 34August 25, 2024 10:55 AM

[quote] This thread is full small town types who think gruesome anecdotes are the same thing as crime statistics.

That doesn't make these multitude of incidents, any less true.

by Anonymousreply 35August 25, 2024 10:57 AM

R19 Complexion for the protection.

by Anonymousreply 36August 25, 2024 11:05 AM

I'm all the unmarked graves of Ted Bundy victims that were never identified.

by Anonymousreply 37August 25, 2024 11:21 AM

I think it's all the gray skies that makes Washington people crazy.

by Anonymousreply 38August 25, 2024 10:24 PM

I’m the green field on the state flag.

by Anonymousreply 39August 26, 2024 1:49 AM

I'm Here Come The Brides!

by Anonymousreply 40August 26, 2024 3:37 AM

I'm Seattle's Unending Drug Crisis

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by Anonymousreply 41August 26, 2024 3:38 AM

The irony of Seattle calling itself "The Emerald City" when it was founded on logging and coal and has very little tree cover to speak of is too precious.

by Anonymousreply 42August 26, 2024 5:34 AM

You can smoke fentanyl?

by Anonymousreply 43August 26, 2024 5:59 AM

[quote] You can smoke fentanyl?

You can do anything you want in the "Emerald City."

It's completely lawless.

by Anonymousreply 44August 26, 2024 6:11 AM

I'm the cyber attack that just hit Seattle's only airport.

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by Anonymousreply 45August 26, 2024 8:33 PM

Seattle doesn’t feel dangerous at all. Even the more sketchy suburbs are fine.

by Anonymousreply 46August 27, 2024 1:35 AM

R46 is forrgetting the mean streets of Tacoma, or the gangs that run downtown Olympia.

by Anonymousreply 47August 27, 2024 6:05 AM

[quote] Seattle doesn’t feel dangerous at all

You have got to be kidding.

Clearly, you haven't been there recently.

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by Anonymousreply 48August 27, 2024 6:09 AM

Another bus passenger shot and killed today.

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by Anonymousreply 49August 27, 2024 6:11 AM

Any time someone uses KOMO as a source, the thread dies. That’s a suburban station that scares your granny with pictures of black people.

by Anonymousreply 50August 27, 2024 6:12 AM

I'm the 15 year olds on a carjacking crime spree in Renton.

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by Anonymousreply 51August 27, 2024 7:11 AM

I'm the ROAD RAGER, running people over in Seattle's Pike Place Market.

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by Anonymousreply 52August 27, 2024 10:17 PM

I'm the 13 year old girl leaving the Food Court at Alderwood Mall, and then getting shot by a 16 year old boy who was fighting with another boy.

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by Anonymousreply 53August 27, 2024 10:21 PM

I'm the two people in a car, shot at a local scenic lookout spot.

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by Anonymousreply 54August 28, 2024 3:11 AM

I go to Seattle a few times a year. I never go to Tacoma or Olympia so I don’t know what they’re like but I’ve always felt safe in Seattle. I’ve been to burien a few times and it does feel a lot more sketchy but I’m not scared.

by Anonymousreply 55August 28, 2024 3:47 AM

R55 I think that one of the scariest things about Seattle is that all of these murders happen at the most random places and times.

On a bus, at a train station, in a mall, on the freeway.

It's bizarre.

And it's not necessarily about where you feel safe, because it can happen anywhere at any time in the city.

There are a LOT of crazy people in Seattle. Drugged out, methed out, crazy people.

by Anonymousreply 56August 28, 2024 3:50 AM

I’m the Real Seattleite test. Do you remember the Blue Angels from your childhood? Did you ski on Snoqualmie and do you remember Warren Miller movies? Have you gone through the locks in a boat and tied up on the Lake Washington log boom to watch the hydros? Do you have a PCC membership? Do you remember the Bubbleator? What about that time William Shatner was supposed to be the King of the Seafair parade and he never showed?

Seattleites take being local Very, Very Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 57August 28, 2024 4:12 AM

Let’s be the progressive game plan for the entire country.

by Anonymousreply 58August 28, 2024 4:15 AM

I'm the Trans person working the deli counter at Kroger's, with NO sense of humor and a horrible fucking attitude.

by Anonymousreply 59August 28, 2024 4:18 AM

I'm the complete absence of chain restaurants and Wal-Mart in the entire city of Seattle.

One McDonald's, no Burger King, Jack-in-the-Box, Wendy's, Sonic, KFC, Popeye's, or Wal-Mart.

NOT ONE.

We're not only the most expensive city in the Northwest, but we also don't WANT you to be able to afford anything, either.

by Anonymousreply 60August 28, 2024 4:53 AM

I'm from Tacoma, R57, and just think -- we may have been on the Bubbleator together!

by Anonymousreply 61August 28, 2024 5:30 AM

BEST OF WASHINGTON STATE DRIVERS | 30 Minutes of Road Rage, Car Crashes

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by Anonymousreply 62August 28, 2024 8:56 PM

R60 WTF are you talking about? There's like 15 McDonald's within city limits. And, Burger King, Wendys, Jack in the Box, KFC all have multiple outlets within the city. No Popeyes within city limits or Sonic (which only just started in the area in the last few years) but that's what the burbs are for.

And, outside the south/midwest, many major cities don't have Wal-marts IN the city but out in the burbs.

Also: "we"? Judging by the nonsense you posted, you obviously don't actually live here.

by Anonymousreply 63August 29, 2024 7:41 AM

So much horseshit on this thread and all fingers point to either Trumper types or professional shit stirrers for this thread who love to create the image that the "big liberal hippie stronghold" is an anarchic warzone. Far from it. Seattle is the capitol of bland, white bread crime...for a major metropolitan area, we have very low murder rates. Pointing out random awfulness (which every big city has) isn't really indicative of the city as a whole.

by Anonymousreply 64August 29, 2024 7:46 AM

I'm a half eaten box of Aplets & Cotlets in the car on the way to the Mt. St. Helens Visitors Center.

by Anonymousreply 65August 29, 2024 7:53 AM

I'm offender, from FLORIDAH

[quote] He is from Florida, where he was convicted in 2006 of lewd or lascivious battery.

by Anonymousreply 66August 29, 2024 8:05 AM

This guy was from FLORIDA.

by Anonymousreply 67August 29, 2024 8:07 AM

I'm the state that remains in the top tier nationally for most quality of life indicators because of our Spokane-do attitude. We're not a bunch of Spokant's from states where you'll hear "Warshington" more often than Washington.

by Anonymousreply 68August 29, 2024 9:38 AM

R61, wasn’t the Bubbleator great? I was positive that was how the future would look.

by Anonymousreply 69August 30, 2024 2:21 AM

I'm the I-5 shooter, randomly firing at cars on the freeway, injuring 6 people.

I did it, just because.

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by Anonymousreply 70September 6, 2024 3:08 AM

Random shooting spree that lasted over two hours, while he was driving his car.

How nice.

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by Anonymousreply 71September 6, 2024 3:12 AM

I'm the ferry workers who don't come to work, crippling the passenger ferry service for thousands of people who commute to and from Seattle via ferry.

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by Anonymousreply 72September 6, 2024 3:17 AM

Blue state = Boris “such the liberal state also acoplytsing”

by Anonymousreply 73September 6, 2024 3:24 AM

I'm Dr. Niles Crane

by Anonymousreply 74September 6, 2024 3:28 AM

I’m West Seattle…a little played out but still nice and overlooked by most tourists.

I’m one of the best Whole Foods knock offs in the country: PCC Community Markets

I’m the person hiking up her dress and pissing right in front of the PCC Market.

by Anonymousreply 75September 6, 2024 3:28 AM

BORIS!

by Anonymousreply 76September 6, 2024 3:33 AM

I'm the leasing companies artificially fixing prices in Seattle, causing rents to skyrocket.

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by Anonymousreply 77September 6, 2024 4:19 AM

I'm the serial killers

by Anonymousreply 78September 6, 2024 4:27 AM

I'm the 'bump' carjackings on I-5.

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by Anonymousreply 79September 18, 2024 10:22 AM

I'm the 56 year old cyclist who was attacked by a mob of teenagers, and whose head was kicked in "like a soccer ball."

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by Anonymousreply 80October 10, 2024 12:42 AM

I’m KGT - I live here. Allegedly. Depending on which sock puppet I’m using today.

by Anonymousreply 81October 10, 2024 12:54 AM

Poor R81 has absolutely no life.

Do you even know how pathetic you sound, stalking another Datalounger around this website, like some sort of psycho "Single White Female?"

You are very, very, very sad.

by Anonymousreply 82October 10, 2024 12:56 AM

I'm the weird Top Two electoral system where everyone is an independent and runs on the ballot with a party preference that the candidate gets to fill in. I allow for ballots with candidates preferring the GOP Party, the Democrat Party, a Good Party, the Birthday Party etc. I also allow for races with among candidates of the same party, locking everyone else out. I was created cause the previous Blanket Primary system was ruled unconstitutional. I think I'm so trendy.

by Anonymousreply 83October 10, 2024 12:59 AM

You're the person defending it, R82.

by Anonymousreply 84October 10, 2024 1:06 AM

I’m this article about some murder

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by Anonymousreply 85October 10, 2024 1:10 AM

I’m one of those vans from the 1980s with a whole manifesto on the side that’s been sitting on your street for a month now. No one seems to live in it or drive it.

by Anonymousreply 86October 10, 2024 1:11 AM

LOL, Amateurs!

by Anonymousreply 87October 10, 2024 1:27 AM

I'm the indigenous people's curse set upon the land that will never let up.

by Anonymousreply 88October 10, 2024 1:54 AM

I'm Christopher Columbus' diary. While I am self-serving I do not show the moral insensitivity people say.

by Anonymousreply 89October 10, 2024 3:52 AM

It looks beautiful, I had no idea it was so shitty.

by Anonymousreply 90October 10, 2024 4:01 AM

Washington State has always been a backwoods shithole.

The fact that Microsoft, Amazon and Boeing have set up shop there, has not changed this fact.

If they had set up headquarters in West Virginia, the people there would still be West Virginians.

Same goes for Washington State.

Crazy ass redneck motherfuckers, surrounded by tech bros and coffee shops.

by Anonymousreply 91October 10, 2024 5:21 AM

I'm the hundreds of raccoons who won't let the woman who feeds them, out of her house.

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by Anonymousreply 92October 10, 2024 5:44 AM

I'm the young guy who slit the throats of his 16 and 17 year old half-brothers in Poulsbo, Washington this week.

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by Anonymousreply 93October 11, 2024 6:41 AM

I'm the 20-something woman shot and killed outside a Seattle bar over the weekend.

Oh, and then I'm the two people shot while attending a vigil for the young woman, held the next day.

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by Anonymousreply 94October 22, 2024 12:37 PM

I'm the family of five killed in their home by a teen, in a Seattle suburb.

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by Anonymousreply 95October 22, 2024 12:38 PM

I’m the fish mongers in a Levi’s commercial. Some of us still work there.

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by Anonymousreply 96October 22, 2024 3:27 PM

I'm the 10 victims in random Seattle stabbings over the past two days.

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by Anonymousreply 97November 9, 2024 5:20 AM

I'm the Seattle woman who killed her father with an ice pick yesterday, because I was re-born just last month!

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by Anonymousreply 98November 12, 2024 9:10 AM

I’m the Seattle suburb of Des Moines.

by Anonymousreply 99November 12, 2024 4:23 PM

Lakewood is available for stabbing sprees now they are connected to Seattle by light rail

by Anonymousreply 100November 13, 2024 3:39 AM

I'm the city of Richland and our super-couple Jim Mattis and Christina Lomasney.

by Anonymousreply 101November 13, 2024 9:54 AM

I"m Tacoma. You'd never guess from my run-down appearance that I'm actually quite wealthy.

by Anonymousreply 102November 14, 2024 6:51 AM

Hooray for random acts of bizarre and violent senseless murder! *Shakes Pom-Poms* /s

by Anonymousreply 103November 17, 2024 8:53 AM

When I just had a Delta 8 gummy, the only thing I want to find is the park. Imagine the plot twist if you were slightly toasted and a random guy came running towards your car.

by Anonymousreply 104November 17, 2024 10:29 AM

WHET that cute blond twink on youtube that made treehouses?

by Anonymousreply 105November 17, 2024 5:03 PM

Op is shit

by Anonymousreply 106November 17, 2024 5:40 PM

I'm 23 year old Seth South who slit the throats of my two younger brothers, and then set out to kill my other half-brother in Missouri.

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by Anonymousreply 107November 30, 2024 1:28 AM
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