CHRIS WATTS: FRESH CATNIP

I watched the Netflix doc about the murders. She came across as a demanding, controlling cunt in her videos. He looked whipped beyond belief. But of course the solution is divorce, not murder.

Or at least kill just her if you really must. The kiddies were blameless.

He doesn't just blame his wife. He blames his mistress, too.

"I was ruined by a Jezebel!!"

What a whiny loser.

He sounds like a typical misogynist psycho

Sounds just like DL: when a man does something wrong, it's always a woman's fault.

IRL, men rarely listen to women about anything at all.

Typical blue collar whiny bitch. Everything is someone else’s fault— either their bitch wife’s or the libruls’.

Wonder how his pooper is holding up in the big house?

Well no one made him buy some expensive house and stay with an MLM princess.

She axed for it.

He looks kinda like Ryan Reynolds in that first pic in the OP.

[quote] She came across as a demanding, controlling cunt in her videos.

Yes, indeed. She reminds me of Candice Miller, whose husband recently committed suicide in the Hamptons. Both women lived on and made money off social media and putting their 'perfect lives' on display. Of course Miller chose to kill himself instead of his family, but it seems like in both cases the wives were completely oblivious to how their husbands were truly feeling until it was too late. Both were obsessed with keeping up appearances rather than trying to get to the root of more serious issues in the marriage. I'll never forget that video of Chris Watts reacting to his wife telling him she was pregnant again. That blank dead stare behind his eyes compared to her joyful demeanor was very, very telling. I'm not saying he's right for revealing this now, but I do believe he is being honest about how he always felt and perceived his marriage.

This is what happens when you prevent your spouse from having any fun. When you're flexible about letting the other person live their life, drastic measures can be avoided.

[Quote] Or at least kill just her if you really must.

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Why the FUCK did he even get married in the first place? What an asshole.

I could see offing her, but those cute little kids?

[quote] IRL, men rarely listen to women about anything at all.

This is such a generalization, and you can't possibly know that about every heterosexual marriage/relationship. IRL, all marriages require both sides to listen to each other. I find that women often don't see the men that they love clearly. Marriage is not a Disney fairy tale where people live happily ever after. It takes work on both sides.

[quote]For the NYP troll, this and the DM were the only two links I could find

Fancy that.

from the article: "“I was not thinking."

Oh, you were thinking alright, but you were thinking with the little head on your dick instead of the one on your shoulders.

That'll get you in trouble each and every time.

[quote]you can't possibly know that about every heterosexual marriage/relationship

R17, I wasn't talking about marriages or relationships. I was talking about male-female interaction in general.

Very few men listen to women [bold]in general[/bold]. And if you think I'm exaggerating, try being a woman sometime. And good luck!

I can;'t believe some of you are making excuses for someone murdering his wife.

R21, I delight that DL puts a wildly disjointed spin on world issues, and the lens we look through is wonderfully demented sometimes.

I’d guess he’s just under 5” hard and his ass is looser than a choir boy’s collar by now!

R6 there are plenty of wine soaked true crime fraus on Reddit blaming her too! They love Chris Watts. I guess he’s dreamy!

Those asking why he didn't spare the kids - it's very simple. He would have become their primary caregiver and who needs that, right? He didn't want out of the marriage, he wanted out of that everyday existence. He's an asshole, an asshole who will spend the rest of his life behind bars. But hey, no wife and kids to bog you down, you now have a life sentence to bog you down.

Did he bang a guy at some point in this saga? I'm sure I remember that.

I don't think so, r25. I think that's wishful thinking.

[quote]But of course the solution is divorce, not murder.

Oh, easy for you to say.

The fraus that lust over and marry murderers like Watts, Scott Peterson and the Menendez brothers, and DL true crime trolls, have a lot in common.

How many of you fatties are sending erotic letters to some convict?

THE CUNT MADE HIM DO IT!

He seemed kind of lazy and low-motivation except for when it came to killing his wife and daughters and disposing of their bodies.

He gets involved with a woman, then lets her grab the steering wheel. Becomes miserable but is too stupid and unmotivated to do anything about it. Has no better plan in mind than his wife's plan.

If he had been able to leave his wife and be with his new girlfriend, it would have been the same pattern. (Let the woman dictate the direction of his life, yet have no ideas better than the woman's ideas.)

All the poor man needed was a little TLC.

[quote]I can;'t believe some of you are making excuses for someone murdering his wife.

It is called Datalounge Justice. The attractive are rarely guilty; if they are guilty, there are reasonable circumstances to justify the crime.

I understand how he feels.

By now, I'll bet he can jam both fists up his asshole at once for both pleasure and stability while he blows the guards, one by one.

I'd be shocked if one of them hasn't posted videos of it, somewhere.

[quote]R6 there are plenty of wine soaked true crime fraus on Reddit blaming her too! They love Chris Watts. I guess he’s dreamy!

You must be relatively new to the DL, R23. He definitely attained the status of "DL Fave" right after the story broke. There were plenty of threads with posts talking about how "hawt" he was. After the gruesome details came out, he still had his share of fans. It was only after the release of his prison photo sans beard that the attraction wore off. He became at-best "average" and therefore guilty.

I'll give him credit for taking on an adult and two children.

What was the story about Watts, lube, and underpants in prison?

Watts doesn't seem very bright. For any future family anihilators out there, you can just get a vasectomy and save everyone a lot of time and heartache.

Chris Watts lost his prison privileges for two weeks after his underwear was found in another man's cell. OK! has obtained an incident report that reveals Watts' underwear, petroleum jelly, assorted toiletries and books were found in fellow inmate Dylan Tallman's cell.

[quote] Watts' underwear, petroleum jelly, assorted toiletries and books were found in fellow inmate Dylan Tallman's cell.

How nice of that inmate to hold on to Watts' belongings for him!

How soon before a female prison guard becomes pregnant by him?

I don't get all the folks who are adamant that Nicole Kessinger has some culpability because she "made" him decide between her and his wife and that's what pushed him to kill. I'm more confused by the ones who think she was in the house when Watts did the deed and helped him put the body in the truck.

NK was not seen on the neighbors video, her car was not in the area, the police did not arrest her as an accessory, so WTF on that aspect? Nor did she put a gun to Watts head and demand him to eliminate his family. He could have walked away with his family ALIVE so that's on him. Those facts make me SMH about the case to this day.

I agree that Watts doesn't seem very bright or interesting. There are other family annihilators out there with more charm, wit, grace and sophistication.

I've seen reports that say he's gained a lot of weight and lost all of his hair. I'd love to see this freak looking like a bloated cue ball.

Weird way to come out as a full MAGA.

His hairline was already extremely receded on the sides of his head. Very unusual hairline that DLers seem to love.

A lot of DLers are in that period of life of needing cataract surgery but having to put it off for a few more years so they 100% know the cataracts won't have time to grow back.

Some call that period "Nature's Beer Goggles", R46.

Prison Wife.

[quote] I don't get all the folks who are adamant that Nicole Kessinger has some culpability because she "made" him decide between her and his wife and that's what pushed him to kill. I'm more confused by the ones who think she was in the house when Watts did the deed and helped him put the body in the truck.Nor did she put a gun to Watts head and demand him to eliminate his family.

You are missing a lot of key elements here and making yourself hysterical in the process. She knew Chris was married and was "friends" with him for quite a while before they even slept together. Chris said they first started the affair about six weeks before the murders. She may not have committed the actual crime, but she was still a weird ass bitch. Her computer searches showed that she had looked up both Chris and Shanann before her affair with Chris and actually followed Shanann on social media before her death. The day after the bodies were discovered she did a search on Amber Frey(Scott Peterson's mistress) to find out how much money she had made on her book deal. I doubt she ever really felt empathy for those deaths instead she clearly tried to capitalize off of it. A very weird bitch.

This is what men do when their house becomes frau central.

It was all the scentsy.

"Watts has admitted to strangling Shanann, 34, in their Colorado home on August 13, 2018. He then drove her body to a job site at the oil company where he worked and dumped her. His two daughters — Bella, 4, and Celeste, 3 — were in his truck. He suffocated them as they begged for mercy and stashed their bodies in oil drums."

He's evil. I hope he sees their faces and hears their screams when he lies down to sleep at night.

She intentionally got pregnant knowing he didn't want her to. She had them heading towards a 3rd bankruptcy. They were delinquent on their mortgage, but she was coming home from an expensive MLM convention the night she died. She wanted to live a fantasy online, but the money was NOT there. She drove him insane.

True crime hoars have been saying this stupid shit from day 1. The hoars all think they have a magic pushy that would have curbed this man's instinct to kill his family.

Killing your wife and kids will certainly get you out of paying back your mortgage, when you are incarcerated for life.

Go fuck yourself, Chris. Was Shanann a control freak and the probable source of your financial messiness? All the social media evidence would strongly suggest she was both. Did she deserve to be murdered because of it? How about your two innocent young daughters? The answer is HELL FUCKING NO on all counts.

Go fuck yourself again for trying to cast blame for the affair on your "harlot" "jezebel" mistress. It's well documented that you told Nicohl you were separating and in the process of divorce when she agreed to take a (sometimes flirty) work friendship into dating and fucking you.

All this history you're trying to revise casts you as some hapless victim of circumstances set out by your wife and your mistress, as if you had no agency or free will to make any choices of your own. It's clear that after six years and counting in prison, you still haven't taken one ounce of responsibility for the choice you did make completely on your own, to murder your wife and young children.

From the sound of your latest claims, it seems like the genetic trait of your mother's glaring narcissism is really starting to reveal itself in you. In closing, I'd just like to say one last time: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Real men take responsibility for their actions. Pussies blame their actions on other people. Pussies who blame other people for the fact that they murdered their wife and kids belong in jail, bud.

Dumber than dirt.

Is Momma still in Chris' corner? On her knees?

I don't see how he can live with himself after what he did to those little girls unless he blames someone else for it and dissociates. In psychological terms.

R60, he's back in the news because he's blaming his wife for her death. He's a sociopath who used his bare hands to smother his daughters to death then shoved and submerged their bodies in oil tanks. I don't think he loses much sleep over their deaths. He's probably angry for getting caught and blames his family for making him kill them.

I definitely think he loses sleep. I bet he has nightmares.

I'm rewatching this Netflix special as I have done a few times. It's a pretty well-done docu, but doesn't mention the fact that I just found out: Chris was HOOKED on the supplements that Shanann's company Thrive sold and how it was part of the reason why he lost a bunch of weight and got really muscled, thus really jump-starting his self-esteem and him saying he was starting to get "noticed" now that he was "ripped."

Interesting.

Good LORD, she is acting as a director on their North Carolina vacay video, when he finally joined her ("turn her this way").

She was definitely in charge of that relationship. She had "hand."

Still doesn't make it right. Get a fucking divorce, dumbass.

[quote]True crime hoars have been saying this stupid shit from day 1. The hoars all think they have a magic pushy that would have curbed this man's instinct to kill his family.

Those magic pushy hoars are the ones you have to stay away from!

R63 We know. When all this happened, I was just waiting to hear about his lawyer condemning Thrive speed and blaming it on that. He probably could have too, enough to at least cast some reasonable doubt. But for some reason he just took a plea. Too bad, those hucksters should be taken to task for this. Family annihilator Dr. Jeffrey MacDonald was also on speed when he wiped out his family.

Is that stupid Thrive company still in business?

Watts made a decent living. She could have worked more I guess. Why were they so financially retarded?

Chris was always so overrated to me, maybe it's the weird looking teeth. His brother-in-law Frankie however, is a real true hottie.

DL beer goggles, still firmly affixed to the face.

he's a complete pussy

The part I'll always have a hard time wrapping my head around is Watts pushing his own babies bodies through a tiny hole after he killed them. It's perhaps the most perverse thing I ever heard of. Sometimes there's no limit to the evil in humans.

Plus R72, he smothered them to death in his pickup truck with their mother's body in the cab. He killed little Cece first with Bella looking on. Instead of having any sort of remorse or second thoughts, he moved on to Bella who asked "Is the same thing gonna happen to me as Cece?." Then she said "Daddy no!" Those were her last words. So why would he have a problem disposing of their bodies in such a disrespectful manner? He's the asshole of all assholes and he's exactly where he should be. For life.

R12 In the words of Judge Judy:”You picked em” Notice that people always say this phrase to women but never to men. NEVER. When a person does something so heinous all the mitigating rationality gets thrown out of the window. She didn’t deserve to be murdered and their girls deserved to have a life.

r52 " He's evil. I hope he sees their faces and hears their screams when he lies down to sleep at night. "

Will that bring them back? Will it teach him to not murder again? Will it be a lesson for other psychotic murderers?

r64 "She had "hand." "

What does that mean - she had hand?

R69 I want to make love to him all night long.

R76? Ask George Costanza.

[quote]She intentionally got pregnant knowing he didn't want her to.

R53? Gee, I don't know how that happened. Perhaps he should have considered a condom...?

Condoms are so 1990's.

The women who list after Watts are sociopaths who hate other women and all children attached to their jailed murder pin-ups.

*lust

[quote] He killed little Cece first with Bella looking on.... Then she said "Daddy no!"

MARY

He confessed to what the little one said. What a sick psychotic fuck. Is he on death row?

Straight men are so stupid. He killed over side pussy and now will never get pussy again. Do they think they will get away with it. Anyone fangurling on here is sick.

"She drove him insane."

Or, he could have grown a pair of balls and demanded she rein in her spending/bring in more than her sporadic and very iffy commission income, or, at the very least, they go see a counselor.

I'll bet R53 is the kind of person who thinks alkies and drug addicts are the way they are because the spouse and/or children drove them to it

Chris had a male lover when he was married.

Oh o. Cue the DL peanut galley who claim most bisexuals are psychopaths.

Well, he solved his problem poorly. Going to prison is not exactly the right way to escape a controlling environment.

R82, I wrote that comment, I just repeated what he told the detectives. As R83 said, he's a sick psychotic fuck. This guy wasn't driven to murder by an over-controlling spouse. It was always in him and it would have come out eventually whether it was his wife and kids or someone else.

This was what he considered a perfectly acceptable solution to his self-perceived problem - a wife and kids with a girlfriend waiting in the wings.

The number of likes showing empathy for him and playing the Frau blame game is why they hate us.

I’ve seen Diddy be called more vile names on this site than this guy. Chuckle.

The recession went on for longer than it should have. The recession continued until the pandemic began. The economy is mow booming and well paying jobs are available but inflation is a world wide scourge.

During the recession, we learned to downsize.

Move in with willing family who can offer childcare for additional savings.

Killing the wife and kids is an impractical money saving technique.

Also the side piece and the wife look so much alike I can't tell them apart.

Geez his side piece does look a lot like his wife

The out gay guy isn’t lying btw. He has the receipts.

Did she ever do “It Works”?

[quote] Going to prison is not exactly the right way to escape a controlling environment.

However, going to prison DID solve his financial problems. No rent, no mortgage, no food bills.

Since he killed his two kids, no child support to worry about, either.

Since wife is dead, too, no divorce lawyer bills.

He actually killed 4 people since his wife was pregnant. That's 4 counts of 1st degree you piece of shit. I wonder if he is in seg?

He's not attractive. He's ugly and a monster. The children did not deserve it but the wife definitely did. Needy clingy insufferable wannabe influencer Karen.

R94 He 100% does not, which is why police dismissed him quickly.

R97 Seg?

Segregation. I was just reading on Wikipedia that Watts was transferred from Colorado to Wisconsin for his own safety, so he is likely in some segregated unit.

R101 Yes, that was 6 years ago

cunts like r96 think they are so funny but they aren’t. And don’t compare it to the humor built around Mrs. Ramsey because one it’s making fun of the spectacle of it all and 2 most of us realize Pat didn’t actually murder JonBonet, the dad did.

R98 No one deserves to be murdered because they seek validation on social media. Oh look—poor white male who makes 6 figures. Can’t just walk away and divorce and pay alimony. Thou must kill. Fkin idiots.

He could have divorced her stupid ass, filed bankruptcy and sold pussy on Only Fans to pay his child support and alimony. He had options; he didn’t have to kill that silly cow.

R99 oh I thought there were texts.

R96 he WANTED to be controlled. He has no personality and no identity, he’s motivated by absolutely nothing. I’d bet Nicole was also a bossy woman who planned out everything they did. He wanted to replace one surrogate mommy with another and he would have grown to resent and hate her too.

I wish I could sleep with Shanann's brother to help comfort him

{quote] Is he on death row?

No, he negotiated a life sentence for confessing.

DL has a disturbing # of psychopaths. Why not, you know, instead of killing her or anybody, he just, and I’m spitballing here, get a divorce?🤷‍♂️

Scott Peterson is asking himself the same question, R110. Was it worth it boys?