Yes! This is an unretouched closeup of Trump’s face!

Oh, dear God... It looks like those deep sea creatures that live in the Mariana Trench.

I just threw up in my mouth.

And he claims to be as attractive as, or more so, than Kamala Harris.

Hold me David! 😱

His neckpussy has is own cameltoe.

When you're famous you can grab your own neckpussy!

I don't ask, I grab him by the neckpussy

He looks like if you took a blobfish to a Sephora and slathered it in bronzer

I don't want to call them vagina eyes, because that would be insulting to actual vaginas.

😬 🤡

How is it that the man has no eyelashes?? All that money and no one can trim his eyebrows??

He could use some of JD Vance's eyeliner

"I am more attractive than Kamala Harris"

Serving 'Diana Nyad in agony after getting attacked by jellyfish' realness.

OP, was that from his border 'news conference' today? He didn't sweat a bit in the heat and his hair and eyebrows were pure white as was the skin around his lips. He would have looked like a ghoul except his face was tan...or it was just covered with skin cancer moles.

Holy fuck - those bottom teeth.

Zees eez mye nightmare gay boys of DL. Velcome to my vorld.

He looks like his mom the day after she died.

He looks otherworldly. But like, in a bad way.

JFC!!!

Crop away the mic and clothes and he looks like a drowning man pleading to be saved as the massive tidal pull drags him down for the last time...

He looks like a minstrel performer half way through clean-up after a bad show.

Jesus. Even his neck cameltoe has a cameltoe!

🫠Swoon🫠

I thought morticians had ways of getting the mouth closed, if it happened to be open when rigor mortis set in.

[quote]Holy fuck - those bottom teeth.

Apparently he goes to Rudy Giuliani's dentist.

It's just the shadows, he actually does have really nice bottom teeth. Upper ones, too. He has excellent falsies, it's about the only thing about him that's decent, and even that was bought rather than being naturally his.

He looks like a catfish that's been left out in the sun for too long.

Age 78 and stressed out and looking busted. And his mind is deteriorating as well.

Does everyone out there in voter-land understand that if we elect Trump, we will actually get President JD Vance?

I just can't see this thing GAINING votes under the current circumstances. That's why I'm hopeful about Nov. 4th.

His handlers do realise that putting a 78-year-old under a scorching Arizona sun to speak for a full hour in a regular suit is only going to fry his brain faster, right?

He looks like he's been dead for a few weeks.

An OVERBAKED Sponge Cake

[quote]He has excellent falsies, it's about the only thing about him that's decent

His false teeth are what he lies through every day, so no, they're as indecent as the rest of him.

He looks like the tragedy mask that used to hang above the chalkboard in my middle school English class. I used to daydream the tragedies that would create such a twisted, tortured face. Now I know.

R32 That’s the point. We’re working for you.

[quote]I used to daydream the tragedies that would create such a twisted, tortured face.

Dramatic MARY!

^Yes, ma'am.

His genetics don’t support that shade.

Has anyone compared him to Bart Simpson yet? It seems apt.

(APT!!!)

He lives in the Melania Trench, R1.

Ya think?

I'll admit it. I'm shallow.

Enough to predict that some of Kamala's winning votes may just boil down to nothing more complicated than a desire among some Americans to see a good-looking POTUS for the next four years.

Can Melania teach him to find the correct shade of foundation?

[quote]Can Melania teach him to find the correct shade of foundation?

As if they actually communicate beyond the logistics of unavoidable public appearances!

Old scrotum face.

The Calvary of Our Beloved President

The upper teeth are fake, but I think the lowers are real, because his gumline has lowered and there is space between the teeth. If the lowers were fake, there wouldn't be any space. I suspect this is the speech in AZ, where he droned on for an hour in the heat, thereby sweating his makeup off and making it look patchy.

The lower ones are fake as well, you can see they're lifted as they've been mounted on. Also, they're perfect and blindingly white when you see them in closeups, clearly porcelain.

Ah r50, I didn't really want to waste my time looking at other photos of him, zooming in on them, so thank you for taking one for the team.

He turned into Tan Mom

He looks a very old tadpole.

Does he have dentures? How sad would it be if they fell out during the debate.

Melanoma will get him.

^^^ No. She wouldn't endanger her prenup.

That’s Racist!

He really has become a Minstrel Show.

Mammy!

His "hair" looks frightening, too

Love her hat

[quote] Old scrotum face.

R47 Don’t ruin scrota for me.

[quote]Kamala's winning votes may just boil down to nothing more complicated than a desire among some Americans to see a good-looking POTUS for the next four years.

I'm better-looking than she is!!!

Thanks in advance for the nightmares, DL.

Looks like a used Q-Tip

freak

[quote] Melania Trench

Shaped like a poosey and the deepest underwate cavern in all of the world's oceans!

“Carmella wants to destroy our country with ILLEGAL ALIENS. Many people say she’s dangerous!” 😬

Well, they do say that sunlight is the best disinfectant.

^^^Maybe he did take those bleach shots during the pandemic and is now experiencing long-term side effects.

I'm hot!

Don't veneers have to be swapped out every six years or so? Someone has to get a photo of him mid-procedure, with all the jagged little stumps on show. Piranha-mouth.

They're not veneers, they're false teeth, i.e. dentures. He doesn't have his own anymore, just like Biden. They OLD.

The next photo I want to see of Trump is this.

That's the expression a constipated person makes when taking a DUMP.