It’s Official! J Lo files for divorce!

Taxes, death, and JLo’s divorce are the only certain things in life.

Such a cute couple.

So much in love.

I figured they'd be together forever.

Will they be returning the wedding gifts?

Gasp

Matt, you must have forgotten, you refused to come to my wedding. Some friend you are!

Shook.

Ooh, it's so difficult, love leads to isolation So you build that wall (you build that wall) Yes, you build that wall (build that wall) And you make it stronger...

This is bad for the Dems, somehow.

Congratulations, JLo! Your 4th failed marriage.

They are the Liz and Dick of our time. They'll be back with a remake of Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe.

Who will be husband #5?

If those two crazy kids can't make it, is there any hope for the rest of us?

So basically, she has done this as a publicity stunt to get as many people as possible to talk about her. I guess the love couldn't survive the second flop film of their relationship and thus, Ben's desperate need for a coke, vodka and strippers fix, and Jennifer's desperate need to blame someone for her ridiculous vanity project's failure, have become too strong.

Oh well, I am sure that the subsequent fight over assets, allegations leaked to the press and fabricated drama will give them the attention that the both of them so desperately crave.

I’m heartbroken. I like couples from my youth reuniting. Hope Ashanti and Nelly are good.

[quote]Who will be husband #5?

R11. Ryan Seacrest

how embarrassing for her.

What a shock.

My love don’t costtt ahhh thing!

Oh wait…

He divorced her, imo. He only allowed her her to claim that it was her idea in order to save her the humiliation of being dumped -again.

R17, You missed your chance!

R19 no. She filled. The documents are her filing.

She listed the date of separation as April 24.

The date of the Diddy raids was April 25.

Hmmm.

I wouldn't be surprised if she made a deal with Ben that if he wants a divorce, she's the one to file for it.

I can't wait for their third wedding! Fourth?!

Oh great, now we'll have to read about poor, despondent Ben drinking, snorting, and fucking his way through L.A. for the next seven months.

She is only pictured with that really unfortunate looking kid of hers. Doesn’t she have twins? Does the other one leave the house? What’s the story?

Strippers of Laughlin - wax those pussies!

:-(

R26, maybe he’s embarrassed of her. I would be.

There once was a singer named Jenny,

Engaged twice and wed once to Benny.

While she sang and she twerked,

His first-wed Jenny lurked.

Will his first become third? Bet a penny!

Oh great, now we'll have to read about poor, despondent Ben drinking, snorting, and fucking his way through L.A. for the next seven months.

It's been two years. I thought it was six months or so.

Just live with someone next time, Ben.

"Thanks for the memes, Ben."

Ben, call me

Oops

I mean JENN, call me

I'm sure that the fifth time has to mean true love for Jennifer Lopez!

My favorite thing about J-Lo is her signature.

Somehow Liz & Dick were so much more fun

“You bitch! How could you? Oh wait…… IM FREE!”

Who cares who actually filed the papers? It was probably a mutual decision. I doubt there's going to be a Pitt/Jolie situation here.

Don't be fooled by the cocks that I got

I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block

Used to have a little, now I have a lot

No matter who I marry, he'll be a crumb bum

R37 Is that really her signature? If so, Lord & Taylor did it first and did it better.

Is there *anything* about this woman that's original and demonstrative of actual A-list talent? I lost interest after In Living Color and Selena.

[quote] My love don’t costtt ahhh thing! Oh wait…—HolierThanThou

You're about as funny as you are black.

Not bad R30. I asked ChatGPT to come up with a few limericks:

There once was a pair, Jen and Ben, Who tried tying the knot once again, But their love hit a glitch, Caused quite the hitch, And soon they were both single—amen!

Jen and Ben thought they’d give it a whirl, Round two of their love, in a twirl, But the passion was fleeting, And too much was cheating, So they called it quits—what a swirl!

Jen and Ben took a shot at round two, Their love rekindled, hot and askew, But the sparks turned to fights, In wild, steamy nights, Till they split with a curse and “adieu!”

Is there *anything* about this woman that's original and demonstrative of actual A-list talent? I lost interest after In Living Color and Selena.

J-Hoe is in trouble with Diddy future indictment, Ben knows this& let her file for divorce. I don't think he cares about this Jennifer.

R43 you need more cowbell.

Someone in his circle of fellow gamblers is having an AMAZING day.

She wore WHITE to their Wedding!

Fashion has changed, R49.

I think she’ll marry Tom Cruise next. Or Will Smith if he gets divorced.

R50 No, it hasn't!

She’s a fucking nutcase and he’s a troubled soul

All that money and can’t find peace or joy

R51 Will Smith and Jada will never divorce.

What!?! Get me a bromide, quick!

Jada will never give up the key to Will's cock cage.

To R54.. Lesbiana Jada knows too much about Miss Willie's sexual desires& he likes to beat gays up!1

you need more cowbell.—HolierThanThou

And you need less meth, junkie.

[quote]Oh great, now we'll have to read about poor, despondent Ben drinking, snorting, and fucking his way through L.A. for the next seven months.

Not true!

He'll also be chain-smoking.

She's going to prison for procuring for Puffy.

How much of a bigger ring did she walk away with this time? That cheap bitch never gives them back.

[quote]Oh great, now we'll have to read about poor, despondent Ben drinking, snorting, and fucking his way through L.A. for the next seven months.

Actually Ben has looked pretty good lately, happier than he's been in a while. I think he'll be fine, he initiated this split.

[quote] Get me a bromide, quick!

And put some gin in it!

Even though they're divorcing, that putrid album/doc/musical will live on forever. How fucking embarrassing!

R60 It’s amazing how people just make up shit of which they have no knowledge.

They owe us reparations for all the forced media coverage of their fake love.

How dare she do this during the DNC! How very dare her!

Her desperate need for attention is as boring as she and her career's results are.

Eeek! My finger is currently unadorned! QUICK, SOMEONE BRING ME ANOTHER LARGE FANCY-COLORED DIAMOND RING!

Run, Ben, Run!!!

Ben will be dead by the end of the year. He's addict addicted alcohol coke, strippers, and attention. I don't think he's going to thrive after this he seems preordained to meet a very bad end. I actually think J.lo will be okay. She's a bitch but she has stronger will power than him. I actually think he needed her more than she need him.

She'll be remarried in six months and he'll be balls deep in prime pussy.

Who is Jennifer’s next target? She needs someone famous for publicity since she’s untalented. The Rock?

Do your thing, New York Post!

Gone Girl!

Surely someone will use it as headline?

He's embarrased of her. Period. And that's really saying something. That mortifying 'Look-At-Our-Love' project was the final nail in the coffin. Sure he's riddled with flaws- not LEARNING FROM PAST MISTAKES being the biggie- but I do actually think he went back out of sentiment and nostalgia. She did it purely as a PR stunt, although she probably couldn't admit it to herself early on. Whoring out their private love letters/emails was unforgivable- it's a massive betrayal for someone who has so very little privacy to begin with.

JLO can't be married to anyone because she's already married to JLO.

I know he's not like this great guy or anything but I do hope he learns from this instead of just spiraling like usual.

I hope the other Jennifer takes him back.

I got it right way back in the 2024 predictions thread. Yay, me.

You and 400 other people

[quote]She wore WHITE to their Wedding!—Gasp!

Hi Lucinda at r49.

[quote] He's embarrased of her. Period. And that's really saying something. That mortifying 'Look-At-Our-Love' project was the final nail in the coffin.

Affleck appeared in one of those, too.

I've written it before, but, they'd still be an intact couple if they hadn't married.

They had a good thing going pre-marriage. Each had their own money. Each had their own kids. Each had their own homes and all the publicity any two fame hounds could want.

And yeah, he was keeping two mistresses- alcohol and gambling, and she was keeping one mistress- attention addiction.

But that's where not getting married comes in handy. If you don't get legally married, you spare yourself the financial headache of having to get legally unmarried.

Four marriages is insane. She's basically advertising that she's damaged goods.

I’d be so sad if I was J Lo knowing I’d never get to ride that gorgeous peen again.

^He'll be dialing her up for booty calls his first night back on coke and booze.

Who gets the house?

What a shock!!! I didn’t see this coming at all.

[quote] I hope the other Jennifer takes him back.

Why would she?! The kids are nearly grown and he will always be a lousy addict.

R75 You just thought of the NY Post headline. They are that cunty.

[quote] HolierThanThou

What happened, piece of shit? They red tag your other name?

No prenup - meh.

Short length marriage. Both extremely wealthy. Neither financially "supported" the other. No kids.

I doubt they commingled their money in any meaningful way and both can just walk away with whatever they had when they married.

Doesn't the other Jennifer have a man?

Not that she wouldn't drop him...

Well I am…STUNNED!

[quote]No Prenup

They always make this mistake when they're crazy in love. Adele and countless other before her, too. They think they're so special, that there's no way in hell their marriage could ever fall apart. Others? Yes. But oh, not them.

Isn’t this her fifth marriage? Who were they again? Ojani, Chris, Skeletor, Ben….am I forgetting someone? Her list of men is one of the longer ones. How many engagements? I don’t like either of them at all, but I find her particularly repulsive. What turned me sour on her were her tour-riders and her snatching back big cash tips Ben tried to leave servers. That’s a cunt!

Also, I find the fact that he went back to her shocking because she’s so damn old. Sorry Jen, truth hurts I know!

[quote]her snatching back big cash tips Ben tried to leave servers.

Damn, that's tacky! She has enough of her own money, why interfere with what he spent his on? Did she think he was buying blow from the servers or paying them to hook up with him later?

[quote] Also, I find the fact that he went back to her shocking because she’s so damn old. Sorry Jen, truth hurts I know!

She's only three years older than he is.

Brad Pitt is blocking her desperate calls.

Sorry r97, I’m not ageist, but I failed to provide context. She’s so old ***for Ben***. Everyone he fucks is under 30.

JLo is beautiful though.

Two years is nothing. What's wrong with these people that they would go ahead with a marriage?

Some rag had a headline that Jennifer Aniston and Ben were getting together.

If you like old leather furniture, R100

R100 = Jennifer Lopez. Who knew she was a DLer?? Hey, JLo!

The hard face of the dragon

He finally realized how exhausting she is.

They would still be dream casting in a biopic of these two.

Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell, Jared Leto, and Gerard Butler are blocking all her calls.

Gerald Butler is pussy hound. That’s a lie.

The recent photos of her on a boat taking selfies of her ass confirmed to me that she's a sick twist.

I’m so sad about this.

Ben, I'm available to console you during this difficult time. Or, celebrate with you during this joyous time. Whatever suits your mood on the situation.

Missionary, doggy style, let's get that giant dick moving on to deeper pastures!

^Mattifer

We are asking for privacy 😳 during this very 🤭difficult time 🤣

Is anyone else going to Matt & Bunny’s Sodom & Gomorrah Themed Labor Day Weekend Barbecue Blowout?

R97 3 years is about equal to ten years for a Hollywood guy.

I never watch any of their shit, but that flop film and documentary about their *love* is great for a snarkathon watch now. How can we watch it without giving them clicks?

Also, South Park will hopefully do an episode about this break-up, the flop film, etc. She really cursed herself by coming out with that shit.

Why do these people continue to get married after not one, not two, not three, but four divorces?

Just live together.

It makes a mockery of commitment.

Because because because....Jen is in love with engagement rings and wedding dresses and being a BRIDE!!!

The average bridezilla is in love with the attention, the control, presents and cash.

She's a basic bitch, that's why she's obsessed with that shit ^^^

Not too smart.

WOW ! The hammer bows keep coming PEOPLE ! I'd barely got over Burt & Lonnie!

There were so many things that are fucked up in their dynamic, even beyond Ben'/s addition problems.

J-Lo wants other women to emulate her, even though she's deeply embarrassed she's had problems keeping a husband for life. Also, she has convinced ehrself that her brand is "Romance," so she tried to sell the shit lout of her private life when it wasn't very steady at any point.

What they need at this point: he needs to either be alone or be with a non-celebrity, and work out his addiction problems which are related to his deep-seated insecurities.

She also either needs to be alone or to be with a non-celebrity, and she needs to stop marketing her private life because at this point she's become a real joke.

Both of them would benefit from doing much more charity work and helping others rather than trying to amass more and more money and fame. Neither of them is at the top of their games anymore, and their lives reflect that. They should look at someone like Elizabeth Taylor who realized at a certain point she had to stop behaving like a starlet and do something with all the money and fame she had gathered to do something good with her life.

*ADDICTION problems, not "addition problems."

Though he may well have those too!

Call me Ben

R123 I agree.

[quote] She has kicked Ben to the curb, AGAIN

OP = JLo, flailing to save face.

[quote] There were so many things that are fucked up in their dynamic, even beyond Ben'/s addition problems.

Ben was always bad at math.

Has she announced a new boyfriend yet? She will.

Her next man is definitely going to be Latino or a person of color. Bet on it.

R29 you seem to be forgetting the rising Phoenix back tattoo. He knows not what embarrassment be-eth.

Basically, he abandoned her.

[quote] Her next man is definitely going to be Latino or a person of color. Bet on it.—HolierThanThou

Yes, but will she find him before you OD on meth, junkie?

Who wants THAT bet?

She married a Cuban (Ojani Noa), Filipino (Chris Judd), Puerto Rican (Mark), and Caucasian (Ben)

Now she needs to marry a black guy and she will have the United Nations of marriages.

R134 she was with Diddy for what seemed like years and (thankfully) didn’t marry him. Dodged a bullet there.. I agree that she would be a great match with Will Smith but for whatever reason he and Jada won’t split. I feel like they have too much dirt on each other.

r134, Filipino is Asian adjacent, we need a true Asian!

[quote] Just live with someone next time, Ben.

That would require common sense, something so many show business types are grossly lacking of.

I don't believe there is any man who could stay married to someone like Jennifer Lopez for long. She's far too needy and I imagine thinks she's always the one in charge due to her celebrity and money. i doubt she wants a husband, but more likely a slave.

purr jello, purr purr jello!

R134, R134, and let's not forget her long engagement to Dominican, Alex Rodriguez.

How could we FORGOT, Miss Rodriguez is sooo Str8 and Butch!!

There is no way Jennifer Aniston and Ben are going to get together. Not fake or for real. No chance whatsoever.

Ben is dating a Kennedy! He has been seen exiting Kick Kennedy's apartment (RFK Jr's daughter) and being a couple with her

Rumor is he has been seeing Kick since June. Poor J Lo if that is true I actually feel bad for her.

Ben Affleck is a bigger media whore than Trump and, yes, I could see him entering politics to justify running his fucking mouth all the time.

I remember years ago when he got political, he got burned because his voting record was terrible because he rarely voted.

Kick Kennedy looks a bit like Jen Garner

Maybe she’ll add Naveen Andrews to her conquests. He could probably use the PR.

Ben darling , come by anytime , i have a couple fifths just waiting for your glorious sweet sweet ass

Kick Kennedy has a thing for 50 year old soon to die druggies. Ben you are in danger.

Someone seriously named their daughter “Kick”?!?!

Kathleen, nicknamed Kick.

Homage to great-Aunt Kathleen "Kick" Kennedy who died in a plane crash in WWII.

Jennifer is starting to look older, with the sunken cheeks.

Now that Ben seems to be dating someone else (it almost doesn't matter whether it's true or not), JLo will ASAP be "dating" someone else.

Is it just me, but Alex Rodriguez as a "boyfriend" seemed like a very long publicity stunt.

Thanks R152. I did not know the history and had never heard of her.

Jennifer will be married (and divorced) to someone else within a year.

Ben is going to whore around.

I don’t think she will be married within a year. Maybe dating a finance guy from Europe, but not married.

Useless trivia time-Kathleen "Kick" Kennedy died in 1948.

She was Mrs. Kathleen Cavendish, The Marchioness of Hartington, had her husband survived WW2, would have become The Duchess of Devonshire, one of the best mother-fucking titles in British aristocracy. SOOO much $$$$ &land, plus Chatworth House.

R157, See r152.

I finally watched the documentary on Prime.

Based on having viewed this absolute travesty, I find it difficult to believe that this was an authentic or even a lavender marriage, based on mutual love & respect.

I’m not exactly sure what these 2 have/had going on behind the scenes, however, if I were to take a REALLY WILD guess, I’d place my bets on drugs and/or money.

Is it just me or does Kick bear a striking resemblance to Ben's daughter (son?) Seraphina/Finn?

This is Ben's addition problem:

His two Oscars + her zero Oscars = what a talentless cunt she is.

R130 = Pitbull.

Ben's other addition problem:

This Is Me Now: A Love Story + The Greatest Love Story Never Told = Public Humiliation

I was so certain they'd be together for the rest of their lives.

R134 I’ve been contacting her agent. She doesn’t even have to audition.

All these marriages make me remember some people claim JLo is a lesbian. Has she internalized Catholicism and homophobia to such a degree that she is marrying to over compensate for being the greatest carpet muncher this side of the Hudson River.

And which side of the Hudson River would that be?

They'll marry each other again in two years and Us Weekly will devote an entire issue to the occasion.

If they do marry again they’ll make a lot of bank from the spectacle of it all.

I think JLo is gay real talk. I saw the way she ogled Beyonce on the set of their commercial. JLo was on the come up and a rising star and randomly marries some Cuban waiter in 1997. The bitch is family.

She might be a closet lesbian judging by her video with Iggy Azalea.

He looks like a goat now, and not a GOAT but a ruminant animal.

She's had her face pulled too tight.

JLo is too shallow to be a lesbian.

I don’t believe she has internalized homophobia. Her Svengali is Benny Medina, a pocket gay who actually came off as an extremely affable, well grounded guy in the documentary. I was surprised by how much I ended up liking him. She’s fortunate to have him in her corner.

I get a major bisexual swingers vibe from both Jen & Ben, & I don’t believe either are 100% straight, which is obviously perfectly well & good. That stated, the girl’s greatest love story is between herself, her career, & her cash. Good for her! Whatever criticism is aimed at her whether valid or petty, she’s a bad ass bitch who went all out & got what she wanted - and then some. This makes it VERY difficult to buy the narrative that she’s still a wounded, silently suffering victim to her childhood trauma, still, to this day. I don’t buy that she has an insatiable need to be adored & admired. Her neuroticism is more about whether or not people will buy that version of her story.

As an aside, it’s fantastic that she managed to creatively express what a huge POS Skeletor was to her. I 100% believe he abused her, & I’m sorry she experienced this.

To R174, Who is the POS Skeltor?

Marc Anthony

I forgot all about him, that piece of shit!!

Exhibit A of Ben not being 100% straight:

R173 Bitch please.

R174 Good take actually. And I know about Benny. Fresh of Prince of Bel Air is actually based on his life story sans the main the character being gay.

R178 I wouldn’t be surprised if Ben has partook in bisexual orgies and what not but he just didn’t read as gay or even bi to me at all. Too alpha, too womanizing. He is like a white, non gangster version of my own dad. And can never break up with a woman first, but it is so insufferable until they break up with him.

Well well! Now he's publicly seeing Kick Kennedy. She was rumored to have been the reason for his sudden bust-up with Ana de Armas several years ago, he was supposedly caught dallying with Kick and AdA took off outta there like a shot. Now he's back with her (maybe he never left?).

Odd timing given his recent beseeching of everyone for "privacy" and claiming JLo's insatiable need for pr drove them apart. Kick's father is certainly a magnet for negative attention these days, that entire family branch is not exactly low-key. Her brother Conor just got engaged to that tacky Brazilian pop star. If Ben thinks this gf will help him avoid attention, he's lying or nuts.

Ana De Armas is the most grounded out of everyone mentioned in this thread. I like her.

I don’t think anyone who dates someone like Ben is “grounded”. How could they be in that world? I feel sorry for them on some level, though I realize they are also assholes and made these choices. The industry they are in is a GRIND.

Conor Kennedy is a GAYE

Ben's new Kick gives me "Jen Garner vibes" in a good way.

Kick is young, pretty, politically active and liberal (well, her father and their branch used to be), and a minor celebrity in Boston/Cape Cod. She also has acted, lives in LA and knows show business - very much Ben's type, checks off a lot of boxes for him at this point in his life.

R182 You have to remember whatever any good looking successful white male says the media and datalounge will run away with the narrative. Datalounge used to be different btw.

JLo is a piece of work of course but the fact that his alcoholism and womanizing is completely overlooked is mind bottling. According to DL he allowed her to file first. There are no facts or anything like that but people just want to believe it because of the dynamic I described. All you have to do is make Ben Affleck black, same success and looks and the comments would be very different and the number of likes as well.

R185 she reminds me of Jennifer Garner too. Both very pretty women.

[quote]she managed to creatively express what a huge POS Skeletor was to her. I 100% believe he abused her, & I’m sorry she experienced this.

What did he do?

Grounded people do exist in that “grind”, r184

[quote] This is Ben's addition problem:His two Oscars + her zero Oscars = what a talentless cunt she is.

Actually this is Ben's real math problem: One drink= Fifty, plus six lines of coke off of a strippers ass, minus one thousand dollar tip for the bottle girl, divided by the cost of his sobriety and dignity equals Jennifer Garner needing to drive his junkie ass back to the fancy celebrity rehab, but not for the last time. A quick stop at the drive-thru for some shitty fast food before admission? Priceless!

R191 Christ she looks fed up. Since she had 3 kids with him she's stuck playing mommy. I don't know how her boyfriend can take it.

[quote] JLo is a piece of work of course but the fact that his alcoholism and womanizing is completely overlooked is mind bottling.

🎶 “If I could save mind in a bottle…” 🎶

I find the whole thing really sad. I remember J Lo saying that the first time they broke up it felt like a death, that she was incapacitated with grief basically for a long time. Then she get's the guy back, like a miracle, twenty years later. Any romantic would assume God wanted the two of them to end up together, right? But they couldn't even make it to the two year mark. And Ben's already had another girlfriend for a couple months! J Lo looked so pathetic cancelling her tour just to go frolicking around Italy and the Hamptons alone, acting happy. You know she's been crying her brains out every night. It's a total mess. They have this stupid $60 million house they have barely lived in and now they have to sell it. Just ridiculous. But very sad. She's 55 and has been divorced four times! Something about this has me feeling existential ennui.

What I don't care for is the spin making it 100% all Ben's fault.

From Page Six:

“She truly believed this was the greatest love story she’d ever known and she was finally getting her chance at the fairy tale,” said one Hollywood source who knows the couple. “She just really didn’t stop to consider who the actual man was [in] the fairy tale.”

The source added that the kind of “big love Jennifer believes in” is “not in [Ben’s] DNA” — adding, “Ben has a darkness to him that no other person can fix. [His actress ex-wife] Jen Garner couldn’t fix it, all the success in the world couldn’t fix it.

“[Lopez] gave this everything she had; her whole heart. She would have done anything to make this work. She opened herself up to criticism, ridicule and countless naysayers who told her this was a bad idea, that it was doomed, that there was a reason it didn’t work the first time,” the source said. “But she didn’t want to believe it— she truly believed love would conquer all.”

[quote] Something about this has me feeling existential ennui.

Something about you says you need a long and mighty ass kicking.

R194 How were you able to type that with your wrist so limp?

[quote] big love Jennifer believes in” is “not in [Ben’s] DNA

It’s not in most straight men’s DNA; that’s why women are always disappointed and gravitate towards love stories and romcoms.

[quote]Christ she looks fed up. Since she had 3 kids with him, she's stuck playing mommy.

Spot on R192. I remember this moment vividly. Garner and her (assistant?) was driving Ben to rehab with the paperazzi in tow. Crybaby Ben demanded some fast food, so they made a quick stop at Jack in a box, I believe. When the food arrives, Jennifer just hands the bag to Ben without even looking at him like a mother would do to her child who has been whining about being hungry all day. This moment sums up their entire dynamic. J.lo would never drive Ben to rehab. I think he uses both Jennifers, but they both play different roles in his life. Garner is his clean-up girl/surrogate mommy.

Everything about JLo is fake as shit.

Now she can marry old flame Sean Combs.

why did jennifer Garner have to have THREE children with Ben? She knew what he was like -- no later than the first child. She's a doormat and i guess she likes people feeling sorry for her.

She's from West Virginia.

R201 it sounds like a shrewd decision to me

She gets back the man who she considers to be the love of her life and proceeds to blow the rship up with a handful of flops completely invading his privacy and shattering his self-image as a serious actor/whatever. He's clearly a famewhore too, but she is one on an intergalactic scale.

She needs a *lot* of therapy. Who will she hook up with next? If they aren't rich and/or famous,what will they do after the inevitable break-up? The dancer was seen working behind the counter in his family's egg roll business when she was finished with him, IIRC. Her next one will probably probably get a podcast when they finish.

Garner tried to hold onto Ben, he was going to leave and then she got pregnant with the boy. Don't forget he was screwing their nanny, he is a POS.

Always the bride never the bridesmaid…

[quote]FIVE ENGAGEMENTS! MARY, MARY, MARY!!!

She’s had SIX engagements. In addition to her four marriages, there was also A-Rod, plus her first engagement to Ben.

She should star in a rousing remake of the cult classic “Gun Crazy”

RFK Jr's daughter who is dating Affleck said her father cut off a whale head and put it on the roof of the car and the rank juice was flowing into their car. WTF?!?

Mary! X 100, r207! Six engagements and she's not even 60!

R209, PETA needs to make themselves useful for once and take out Brainworms Bobby.

The Kennedys have been kicking around that stupid name for a century. I wish they’d kick the habit!

Trump - rfk JR - Ben Affleck

They're now admitting that Ben and Kick had a previous "fling" but that it was before he got back together with JLo. Which is true, but they're leaving out the part that it overlapped with Ana de Armas. Interesting. Link in next post.

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He has been fooling around with Kick since June. That asshole.

they split up in March (even though she said date of separation was in April).

So what if he's been seeing her since June. It was OVER (probably even before March).

If he wanted to fool around he should have filed for divorce first

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Have any strippers come forward?

Garner was the shrewd one, she got pregnant to get him to marry her.

I haven’t heard anything about Violent. Does she get a new tire swing every time Ben comes back into the family?

How stupid is the Kennedy spawn to jump right onto that diseased dick?

I can't imagine going down on a stripper, that was such a low blow to J-Lo

Earth to JLo Spokesperson:

If you use the term "Fairytale" to describe a hoped-for Reality, you've found your problem.

ET.-Ben Affleck All Smiles as Kick Kennedy Dating Rumors Surface Amid J.Lo Divorce

Smiling today but he will get tired of her and be grumpy again soon. I am surprised Matt Damon has stuck by his moody ass all these years but I guess it helps they don't see each other as much as they used to.

Kick isn’t DiCaprio territory young but she’s about twenty years younger than JLo. That’s gotta hurt.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder r227.

So many beautiful women want that scrawny ass. Make it make sense.

R191 I don’t know anything about Jennifer Gardner but she seems like a good egg. Taking care of her kids fucked up dad is super sweet.

Ben really likes his Jack In the Box.

R231, as the owner of a fucked up ex-husband, it’s actually not sweet. She gets child support and doesn’t want him to fuck with her money, plus she scores mom points for being a good divorced “family”. It’s more likely she hates his fucking guts.

I've never found Affleck or Damon to be all that attractive. Was it because they were friends that people were into them? Affleck has a scrawny face and arse now.

They crafted a wonderful origin story, R234, and then lived it. There was more money available for gambling. Not every penny was sucked up by a comic book franchise.

I forgot to add — Garner had an incentive to “coach Ben” on his marriage because there is no fucking pre-nup you see. She has just a slight conflict of interest, which is money.

It’s all so sordid and unsavory. I just can’t keep track of whose dick is in who in this revolving door of bimbos and himbos.

R234 me neither. Damon is the epitome of average white guy. Ben is just…tall. He can have a good body when he tries. They both always seemed douchey but Damon seems like a good guy being married to an average non celebrity woman for so long and actually raising his girls as neither a drunk or drug addict (something Affleck couldn’t do.)

To R236, Ben and Jen stayed together until the 10-year anniversary of the marriage. Ben turned over 210 million plus massive amounts of child support for the 3 children. Jen Garner had him "dead to rights" on adultery.

Ben and Jenn#1 are some of the nicest people I ever met in LA. Jenn was great to talk too.

What do you do Phillywhore to rub elbows with celebs?

Ben seems nicer than Matt Damon. Not talking about how Ben would act in a romantic relationship. He's obviously a PITA, drunkard, and easily bored, etc.

But Ben is a good tipper and is probably decent towards everyday people he encounters.

Matt, on the other hand, had to be schooled by one of his children that people no longer use the F word, casually. Matt thought that was a cute enough story to share it with the world.

I have a feeling this divorce is not going to be amicable.

[Quote] I have a feeling this divorce is not going to be amicable.

This is their second divorce, and the first one was amicable. Their old hands at this by now and they certainly wouldn't want to wind up like Angelina and Brad Pitt.

They weren’t married the first time.

my bad R244 but nonetheless they are old hands at divorce and the split will be amicable and quick like their marriage

Now I read he has been fooling around with Kick since early April while he and J-Lo were together.

I remember the first break up. Someone on DL posted a thread “JLo shows a thick thigh in Miami.” She was out there looking “okay.” She’s not out there this time. This train wreck of a marriage is pretty atrocious and Ben does seem toxic.

What kind of sleazebag goes down on a stripper? He is nasty AF

Now she's saying the documentary, film and album about the rship were his idea.

He looks so bad in the picture at OP.

If you watch the documentary it comes across as her idea—-that she is an artist and wanted to express herself. People told her not to do it—including Jane Fonda—and JLo acknowledge this—but she went ahead anyway.

This is the most embarrassing thing I have seen happen to a celebrity in years. JLo looks so,so dumb. Ben was already terrible—that’s part of the issue in the whole situation.

I find the Boar's Head deli meat scandal more interesting than anything related to those two fucktards.

You’re no Barbra, Ben! “The Way We Were” could only be made once and you are no Barbra and she’s one goofy looking Robert!

I wonder if she's going to do another video-album-doc about losing the love of her life, how heartbreaking (read: fucked up) her love life is, and ...🎵Where Is My Soul mate?🎶