The Thread of A$$ets!

Nunzi

::barf::

Lawson James

[quote]A celebration and honoring of beautiful, perfect, inviting, delectable, asses

Maybe I'll celebrate when you show one.

Brownie & Clyde/Nunzi

@GemTattedFrk

Jason Croft

This thread had such promise.

Oh well.

@GemTattedFrk

Jason Croft

"Standing in my power, in all shades"

Alternate Thread Title: “In case of undesired erection, see this thread.”

Aydin Eyikan

I Feel Peachy!!!

These are terrible!

FAT

@BabyBearMuscles

Filling out his Wranglers. The video I took this from is glorious.

They certainly all seem to have child-bearing hips.

R14 grossss

Fat womanly asses are nasty, OP.

From a FB

Does he have “a” Facebook?

R17, fat women are, too!

[quote]Does he have “a” Facebook?

If you're referring to me, yes he does. He doesn't post anything like this there, however.

why is OP gray-lined?

Stephen Lomas

A, B, C, D, E, OR F?

R24 - that's a hard one, but I choose B.

[quote]why is OP gray-lined?

I don't know about being gray-lined R22. I don't see that. But I was banned. I suppose a post of mine offended some queen or I did something that upset Muriel. It's okay. It's all good. All it does is push me out the door of DL even more--no violins please. I would have been much more pissed had I paid the yearly $20-25 yearly fee, but I guess they don't do that anymore and now it is just a recurring monthly fee. Anyway...since there are some who are SO into DL (I'm not making a judgment) I would have thought that s/he would have looked at other previous posts that I have made and/or the threads that I created--if one particular post I'm thinking of was the reason that caused my banishment. However, this latest banishment caused me to reflect a lot with my inner-self, and I concluded that I simply do not enjoy DL as I once did when I joined. The site (IMHO) has truly been overrun by right-wing whatevers, too much politics (I admit that I'm drawn to many of those, though), and there is just not enough creativity and entertaining threads that I really, REALLY, enjoyed!

So, my plan is to hopefully get this thread going well (I hope there will be many more participants) and just go away. I'm sure I will not be missed and I'm sure that DL will continue. I mean this site has been operational for 20-30+ years and my little lonesome self won't even be noticed. But if for nothing else I will indeed miss my experience(s) here because of the educational experiences--there are SO MANY very smart and intelligent people here! and much of the laughter (which is far away now) that I will miss. But, it is what it is, and it is far past time for me to find other fun and productive diversions.

NOW! back to the asses!!!

(I hope this wasn't the thread that got me banned...)

Well FWIW you're not longer gray-line, at least not to me.

no longer gray-lined

JFC

Eating lunch while watching this trash, and finally hurled up my chicken salad at around R6 ‘s post. Some of this shit is just nasty, please….

CHOOSE!

@Viking Will (Oh, maaan is this guy sexy to me!!!)

@HugeAjax (This guy looks HOT in speedos!)

@FitCamGuy

@ItsJustBend

It's porn, but that HugeAjax in that blue bikini!!!

My health can't stop palpitating!!!

R6 & R8 is in this too!

Joe (Dani Fit)

But...

This guy goes under several names and several aliases.... Maybe one should be serial killer?

Scroll down this page from charliebymz... a number fine, furry pics from behind.

Oh and Michael Zink does us the favor of designing ass-crack flossing thongs.

The asses are not furry like the leather oics, but they're very nice.

Michelangelo’s David

Hairy bubble butt.

Muscular ass.

Omar on Twitter.

Phat golfer.

Wranglers.

Athlete.

Perseus

It’s disappointing when the only attractive asses are made of stone.

^LOL!!!

R37 is the HUGE body builder and now full-time porn actor Chase Carlson (middle person in this pic) and who recently marriaged --to a man. I forget who

Tyler Durden

@scorpioslayerxo

Interesting character. He's married, 2 or 3 kids, both he and his wife are swingers, AMAZING/TALENTED furniture maker--especially with the use of wood pallets, he claims himself bisexual, he says he is versatile but most times he is getting fucked...err... bottoming and sucking cock. He loves getting fucked... err... bottoming while wearing his pink skirt. Whatever gets you off, I guess...

Oh! He says he's a Personal Trainer too. Besides his pink skirt he LOVES thongs!

Nunzi--TheBootyKing

Ass Unknown

Omar Wolf

Instagram: hoshinski33

R38

Allen J Fitness

This was a little less than a year transformation. To my knowledge he was always a Personal Trainer and heavy/fat/whatever you want to call him and then, POW!

Now, he does porn...

OH! The ass...

He's a GoGo boy too

The majority of the butts posted here are oversized steroid bodybuilder butts. Not my type at all. Is this what gay men are into nowadays?

I don't mind some of the butts posted here. However, the bodies and faces of many of the men with those butts are disgusting.

[quote]Not my type at all

You are more than welcomed, encouraged, graciously invited, to post your type, R52!

It's ALL good!

The bigger the ass the better in my book.

Hercules

Here ya go, R55

Viking Will

[quote]The majority of the butts posted here are oversized steroid bodybuilder butts.

I understand your point of view, R52. I don't know about steroids but it's more than likely you are right. I don't know... I think that these various images encourage, inspires, and underline an importance for men of all ages to exercise. Maybe not to these levels but to have some type of exercise regime. However, it comes down to "different strokes for different folks" and one is attracted to what they are attracted to.

One of my all time favorites, Michael Boston.

Marshall Ackerly

stealth.healer.ninja

kgmfo @GiacomoRecchia

God I just love massive butts

Thanks OP!

Guido Stahl

Guido Stahl

Guido Stahl

Christopher Meloni

Christopher Meloni

cristhian Mendoza/crisfitt09

AKA R32

R69 he has an amazing ass and legs. The obvious nose job is pretty bad. You'll never find a clear video of him getting fucked, he just posts little snippets of other people's work. Total scammer.

R22 Whether a poster is gray-lined often depends on what your settings are. Poster is gray-lined for those people whose settings are near "delicate flower," but not gray-lined for those with a setting closer to "asbestos eyeballs."

Shaun T

I love the hint of a tan line. I love tan lines regardless but a tan line on a Black man really is HOT to me!!!

^His husband

Scott Blokker...

stepsof2foreigners

Adam & Bernardo

Married couple but... currently separated...

[quote]Is this what gay men are into nowadays?

Of course, one is attracted and go for whatever one likes, but in general, most men are very visual. It's the reason why many of us--especially gay men, are in some gym killing ourselves and always humming the Diana Ross tune "I'm Coming Out". Trust me... it's not for health reasons. It's to attract other men and get LAID!

But...it's the "visual gene" that tends to get some of us in trouble too. For example...

[quote]X-Men 97 creator Beau DeMayo was removed from hit series for, ironically, behaving like Bryan Singer--I’m told that DeMayo sent nude photos of himself — or at the very least, photos of himself in various states of undress — to several young male staffers. Some of these photos allegedly featured DeMayo wearing superhero costumes and striking sexually suggestive “hero” poses that could be used as “inspiration” for the show. DeMayo was asked to stop sending such photos but I’m told that he persisted nonetheless. “If you were a guy who looked like they could be under 30 on that show [X-Men ’97], you have his nudes whether you wanted them or not.”

Uhm... like who doesn't know that sending out such type of images could put your job (and whatever else) at risk? However...

Stephen Lomas

Cubano Cubanwolf

Cubano Cubanwolf

Full shot...

Hunter Bingham

AKA

Ace Banner

Tight Tiny Hiney!!!

Nothing sexy about big womanly asses on men IMO.

very spankable

[quote]Nothing sexy about big womanly asses on men IMO.

Editorials are good and are welcomed. But that's easy to do, R80

Once again... you're most, welcomed, encouraged, and graciously invited, to post those examples of what you do find sexy

For my money this is the perfect sexy man's ass. Size proportionate to the man's overall body size and shape. Makes you want to look at it and admire it, but not think "good God that's a big fat ass on that guy".

Are you ready for some football?

Mr. Bingham's thong is a turn-off, as are most thongs on men. He should try a jock strap, which would also lift his cheeks up.

That’s the beauty of different folks, different strokes, R83

I love a big fat ass on a guy, and you don’t hear me proclaiming that I don’t like little skinny asses.

[quote] I love a big fat ass on a guy

As do I. However, on thus thread I don’t like many of the guys to which they’re attached.

[quote] you don’t hear me proclaiming that I don’t like little skinny asses

May I remind you where you are? This is Datalounge and here is the official Datalounge mission statement.

[quote] This site contains all kinds of pointless shit posted by very peculiar people. You will doubtless be offended, perhaps outraged – that is assuming we are doing our job and you have any sense at all. Those delicate souls who worry about being offended should probably not hang around here. Quite honestly, nobody should hang around here - it is a very bad place full of very bad people posting truly awful things. Which is precisely what we would like for the next 20 years.

Full shot of Hunter Bigham (correction)

AKA Ace Banner

and a TOP furniture salesman!

Blake Williams

thatgreeneyedmixedguy

Author: "We Were Young Until We Were Broken: very short stories about very long nights"

[quote]For lovers of poetry in the tradition of Ocean Vuong and Rupi Kaur, here is a new, muscular, and defiantly queer collection of poems about how sex, cities, and religion can make saying “I’m thankful for my life” the hardest and most joyful thing a person can say. In We Were Young Until We Were Broken, Blake Williams’s body, city, and relationships function as stilettos—each of these structures in his life are strong, beautiful, and too often broken by the weight he places on them. The title of this book, written by an author who is the product of adoption, suggests that some people never get the chance to be young, broken as they are at birth.

Ostine Brown

Take a seat

Dillon cA$$idy @dILLON_cASSIDY_

I sometimes forget how big my muscle butt actually is and then I see it on camera 😅🤣

Dillon Cassidy

^ well THAT is a meal!

IMO nothing ruins a sexy man's look more than his fine behind in an ass splitting thong. Real men don't wear panties.

[quote]Real men don't wear panties.

So, you do not consider many men of Asian & Indian cultures who wear the Fundoshi to be real men, R96?

Fundoshi

Nunzi is such a tart

[quote]Once again... you're most, welcomed, encouraged, and graciously invited, to post those examples of what you do find sexy

R82 I accept your gracious invitation - and thank you for this thread OP

Why not just call this thread "Men with fat asses"? It would be more accurate.

90% of the asses posted here are not even worth mentioning.

Hot ass bump.

I don’t like hairy asses

Here's one for you, R104.

One I like.

....

Asses in action!

Perfectly round.

Big Beautiful Bouncy Balcony Bubble Butt

Full Maid Service

Warm Buns on a Cool Day

Hairy bubble.

Colt model Franco Corelli owns this thread.

Sweaty blond

I want this guy.

Goes by "Jermuscles"

On Rentmen based in Wilton Manors, FL

Picked him up outside Walmart.

Most of these are big beefy steroid daddy butts.

Locker Room!

My favorite teacher.

Bubble in Wranglers.

I can't get past the bizarre tattoo on the first guy. Seriously, WTF is happening there??

R123 I agree. I'd actually block that photo if it weren't in the OP. Plus, besides the bizarre tattoo. I'm not a fan of guys in thongs.

r120's guy has a scorching hot body...very similar body to the guy from the "I just finished milking his dick" thread.

Let's see what we have here ....

Bodybuilder Eric Janicki

Tan lines.

Big butt, big photo.

R129: It must be spanked. It is the only way.

Speaking of Spanking. Its so big and round

Lets try it again so all may view the beauty.

Milo Ventimiglia - small, but pert.

John Krivos from some really old gay loop.

Looking good!

The late Cameron Boyce

Some prime 5th century BCE ass seen here in the sculpture of Hercules by Polykleitos.

The model must've been become quite popular over time since this is a Roman copy done in 1st century AD from the original.

More tan lines.

Black assets...

Seasoned_Zaddy

@SeasonedZaddy

[quote]There is nothing better than having a married partner. That has the same high level sexual drive as yourself. Keep it Spicy and Fun. Vers life the best life!😜

musclemaster.info

Another black butt - on a very tall guy.

Perfect size in my book.

Actually I meant R142 for the Big Booty thread.

r144 has the classic Colt look to it.

Is that hair or stretch marks or both covering that?

Policeman.

I wish I had written down this porn performer's name (Duke something?). His ass looks like he's wearing a jock strap, even when he isn't.

Siya Kolisi, South African Rugby Legend, all around nice guy with a beautiful body and a bodacious butt:

that ass @ R110 is perfection

I'd dive in there and never come out

A Data Lounge Fave:

Fuck Steve Grand, F155 and all of his MAGA supporting bullshit fans.

That should have been R155 - Fuck on the brain, I guess.

[quote]Fuck Steve Grand

He's probably prolapsed.

Steve Grand has MAGA supporters as fans? MAGA go crazy for a gay underwear designer/model? Those GOP supportrs follow Grand's Insta-ho page of his steroided body with links to his website of thongs, bulge-enhancers and ass cheeks?

They do this because once upon a time Steve sang country music, wore blue jeans and filmed a video with pick-up trucks?

In what parallel universe do you reside R156?

Cute Pablo Gavi, plays for Barcelona.

LRZ

It's so strange to me that we're back to the 70s and men are wearing extremely tight pants again.

Not that I'm complaining, merely observing.

God this thread is full of killjoys - if a big butt is not for you - MOVE IT ALONG!

90% of the asses here are great - the constant complaining about them being womanly or steriod-induced or just too big are ridiculous.

Go back to scrolling for twinks - the rest of us are enjoying this.

Just to put a face to that sporty ass at R167, Pablo is quite handsome on the front side as well.

He's a 20 year old twink with a pretty face and a nice ass!

R180: Quite big butt.

I was chatting with this Pakistani guy years ago and from some of the pics he sent me he must have been about 5'1", but he had a really cute ass.

Pu-holes.

Actor Ivan Alexiev

......

Chris Steele's ass from some movie.

Big boy.

R189 - I would worship that ass!

shorts clinging to his sweaty crack

r189 is slowing inching toward full pron.

So far, other than a video of him having sex with his "gf" and the standard jerkoff videos, the furthest he appears to have gone is toys up the ass and letting other dudes eat out that gorgeous ass of his.

I've never found a video of him getting blown or on either side of anal, surprise or otherwise.

R192 Our these videos on OF? What name does he use? Thanks.

ahh, the 70s.

...!

R197 Definitely an ass that requires some serious deep exploring.

R197 is a guy named Sam Morris. He's a "creator of erotica" and takes a lot of photos of other guys, but does a lot of self-portrait material as well. You can find all of his links on his instagram page: justsammorris

Besides that ass, he's pretty well-blessed in the front department as well.

More fun at the grocery store.

I should have asked him if he needed a boost up to get that item on the top shelf.

Oliver Marks.

Looks like Beef Round for dinner tonight.

This thread consoles me for all the evil in the world.

Anyone remember the blond ass of Jacque Johnson? He did a solo for Next Door Studios, then appeared in a few straight vids and exited.

...!

♫ Climb every mountain ...

...!

Any idea who the guy at R211 is?

No idea R212, but here's another shot of his ass.

And here's a side shot of his face.

^ The sign in the background says "Disney Artist Village."

R209: Ford every seam Follow every Treasure Trail 'Till you find your dream

John Bronco

I know this guy is a porn star - anyone know his name? Too bad the tattoos ruin what would otherwise be an amazing ass.

Putting tattoos on your ass cheeks with a message always strikes me as odd.

There's several pron guys who have "Fuck" on one cheek and "Me" on the other. Yeah, we get it, you're a whore darlin'.

R220 It's "Nicholas" from SpunkWorthy (2013). IAFD shows he only did one solo video.

r222 - just out of curiosity, did you recognize him and identified him that way or did you do an image search and figure out who he is through the type of cock sleuthing that only DLers can do.

R223 I had this idea that he only did a solo because he's been featured on DL before (with the ass and the bad tats discussed) and I knew he was either featured at SpunkWorthy or The Guy Site, but had to do a search to confirm.

But since I posted, I also remembered discussion that led to a series of jack off videos (some with other guys) that had been uncovered, and those are not listed at IAFD. That site is called MyStraigtBuddy.com where he did 12 videos as "Nick." You can read summary descriptions of his videos there at the link. He was a popular guy, so some of them have probably been uploaded to free porn sites by now.

R224 - thanks for all the info!!

I have never understood the appeal of huge male asses.

Most here on DL look like this, no wonder they like big flabby ass.

Batter up!

Who wants to be a bicycle seat?

Initially, I thought the tattoos on r232 were mud splatter from riding the bike.

^^^^ "The Man Who Had An Ass For A Hat." 🎩

Chris Steele

^ Oliver Lindsay Hague was a hot guy, but not the HUGE.

I'm sorry, I fall for morphs every time.

I became an assman when I was 13 years old. I saw Eddie's ass as he walked away from me in the locker room. Since I had a major crush on Eddie, I got a screamer back then.

I can still see his ass from memories 70 years later.

So thank you, OP, for starting this thread.

wet.

R244: And presenting.

I could neve ride a bicycle nude. The seat would jam directly into your butt crack as opposed to the fabric of your shorts preventing it.

R251 There's an easy fix for that.

^^^^^ LOL

a DLer for sure

R253, that bicyle-rider/self-ass fucker can't be DLer - he's exercising!

That should be an Olympic sport.

New Zealand rugby player, Owen Franks.

Christmass Greetings and Seasons Beatings, from your local fairy!!

I wanna see more of the guy who's getting smashed at R257

You guys would like Threads.

Chase Winovich.

r265 I see Haephaestus has taken a break from his forge.

What a delicious-looking specimen.

R267 - he's actually a porn star, but I don't know his name.

R267 R268 The guy at R265 is porn star, Jaxton Wheeler. He's also a MAGAT.

[quote][R267] [R268] The guy at [R265] is porn star, Jaxton Wheeler. He's also a MAGAT.

Muscle bottoms for trump.

Too fake again.

Reality ain't bad.

R279 I'd be interested to know who he is.

Walter Soares from Marcostudio.

Dark Chocolate

I guess I'm just different. I find a small tight rump roast on a well built man especially hot. I never make passes at guys with fat asses.

No, R286. You're not different or odd. Your preference is your preference. But keep in mind that others may have different preferences than you. They are no more wrong/right than you are and should not be maligned for their preferences as you should not be maligned for yours.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever

R287 Exactly where did I claim anyone who didn't like small tight asses were wrong? Where did I malign anyone who feels differently? The very fact that I said "I must be different" couldn't be more clear that I know others feel differently than I do. You sure do read a lot of meaning into what others write that was never there in the first place.

𝐇𝐢 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐬? 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲

Chris Meloni

The shirt that he is wearing on the left is "Literally Just Elliot Stabler’s Ass".

$8.95

I like Meloni. He seems to have a good sense of humor about it.

I wonder if he worries that his ass may not have too many years of perkiness left.

Jason Kelce bare ass.

That’s Trey Waldman at R295.

The guy at R295.

For those of you who like cute, pert little asses.

[quote] For those of you who like cute, pert little asses.

Like Henry Cavill’s?

Young athlete.

Dream on.

F301 Do you know where that scene is from?

R302 It's one of a series of old tumblr gifs made from the 2014 Bel Ami video featuring Kris Evans & Marcel Gassion. Here's the complete video at BoyfriendTV.

Jovani Furlan

Principal Dancer, New York City Ballet

VIntage.

R307: I'm a fan of history. What's the context to this photo?

R305 should be on the womanly ass thread.

Arch your back, arch your back!

As seen on Rentmen (Paris, France).

In honor of the Superb Owl

"Brent" by Andre Serfontein

Y'all really be liking them big, dusty corn-fed lookin' motherfuckers, huh?

Yes, R315

Michael Klammer as David Prill in the thriller "Cassandra"

Young actor Brady Box has a fine ass.

No. 10

R319 I watched this gif 8 times.. beautiful

yeah that's a dump truck

Enrique Tarrio

R322 - there's no ass in that video.

LOL! Ohhhhh... yes, there is!

All I see is ugly baggy pants.

R325 IS Dora Dumbfuck, Ingenue.

R322: An ass that needs to be put down.

Glowing....

I concur.

[quote]there's no ass in that video.

Well, there's not much of a rear end, but there's a huge ass.

Noah Kaii

R328: What's that from? Inquiring minds wish to know...

R331 It's from the Corbin Fisher reel "Tanner Gets Fucked" (Tanner & Harper)

R332: A thousand blessings on your house, kind sir! May your finances be firm, your travels smooth, and your men plentiful.

And may your first grandchild be a masculine child...

What's for dinner?

R335. So MANY moles. Bleech

Australian rugby player, Brett Kelly, featured in "Gods of Football" (ca. 2009).

there are some very hawt ruggers

Chilean football players.

Serbian volleyball player, Dražen Luburić

btw - He's 6'9.

Luburić's teammate, Miran Kujundžić

Vince McMahon

R343,

This is a thread of asses, not [bold]assholes[/bold]

LOL!

[quote](CLAP!) (CLAP!) (CLAP!) (CLAP!) (CLAP!!!) [standing ovation!), R344

GOOD ONE!!!

Joe DeMatteo (l) and Abel Pirela (r)

An absolute feast if I've ever seen one, R346

R346: Is this the evening buffet with luxury cake and make-your-own frosting?

Two bottoms show up on Got Talent Argentina.

The judges' reactions are the funniest part.

Vaya par de locas!

Worth a click.

We find the ass mole disturbing.

Ballerino

Nathan Slaten

Jonna Blaggden

^perfect build.

He's already learned to arch his back.

Shaun T

from the tennis threads

Tan lines.

So whatever happened to Tyler Sarry? He ass was arrested in Toronto last year for voyeurism.

[quote] He ass

Rugby boys practicing their lineout lift.