Rosie's unfortunate-looking son gets married — congrats, kids

He looks fine and the bride is very pretty. Love her dress. Rosie looks better now than she did when she was younger.

Genetics is real

It looks like Rosie slept in this outfit before she danced in it.

He's adopted.

R4 is 100% How do you pass on genetics to an adopted kid?

Epic Fail R2 (and OP).

OP, seek help.

It’s nice to see her and her family celebrating a happy event. Blake, like Parker, seems very stable and without drama. Rosie looks great! She looks like she’s lost weight.

I like her dress.

He looks fine. Rosie looks happy. The bride is adorable. I hope they're all happy.

He looks fine, Everyone looks fine. I would like to have seen Rosie in a floor-length or maybe just above the ankles long dress.

But whatever, heteros getting married is no big whoop.

Rosie actually looks pretty good.

Rosie made a good choice; the colors of the suit look great on her. Nice to see a groom in a white jacket and black tie, and the bride's dress is to die for!

I know Rosie has a lot of detractors but I enjoy her.

Mess can you imagine the yelling and screaming that went on with her and the staff there?

I almost feel shitty talking about someone’s looks, but regarding the young man’s appearance, he looks on first glance a bit “non-binary” or androgynous.

I think he just needs year of proper nutrition and weightlifting training and he’d butch-up by a 1000%. If that’s something he ever wants.

Meanwhile, Ellen is a childless cat lady and a pariah. Rosie won.

Love Rosie

Is that Kelly, Rosie's first wife? I know she and Rosie adopted Blake together and I imagine she did most of the hands-on parenting after they broke up.

Fourth from the left, front row, looks to be wearing a gray beaded gown.

It does look like her, R19.

He's got a head like a satellite dish.

R19. Notice how subdued the bride's family/friends on the right are compared to the messes on the left.

Leave the boy alone. Jesus Christ. It’s amazing when gays become the bullies.

Can you imagine having Rosie as a mother-in-law?

Yes, R22, lol. I suppose when your family and friends are showbiz-adjacent such attention-seeking behavior becomes their norm. Rosie is a bad influence.

[quote] Mess can you imagine the yelling and screaming that went on with her and the staff there?

I TOLD YOUSE T' BUY CHRYSANTHEMUMS, NOT CARNATIONS!

***sounds of crystal vases being thrown against the walls***

Rosie wrote on Instagram that Chelsey was not there with a firm “no”

Parker also didn’t attend but got a “sadly no”

It makes me sad if there is a rift in the family.

Yea, that’s Kelli and her wife Anne Steele. Rosie seems to be on good terms with them.

I totally understand Chelsea's firm "no," since she and Rosie have a terrible relationship (Rosie kicked her out of the house).

I am surprised at Parker's "sadly no." What would be more important than your brother's wedding unless you were feuding with your family? But I've never heard he fights with his mother unduly.

Chelsea is just another example of nature vs nurture. Go check out her bio mom and you'll see why she was destined to be mess.

[quote]"The O’Donnell's first dance," Rosie captioned the image.

Oh, dear.

Rosie has had an excellent facelift. She's refreshed, not redone.

Let’s see a picture of op, and compare and contrast.

Good for him. His wife looks old tho.

Rosie is not ugly. She was reasonably decent looking in the 90s. I think at a certain point in middle aged some butch lesbians just stop caring and wanna look as nonsexual as possible.

Was this the kid she shipped off to military boarding school?

She had Liberace’s painted silk suit let out just for the occasion.

Did they serve roast beef (hold the mustard) at the reception?

Does Blake have a career, or is he an actor or DJ? Doesn't have the looks to be a model. However, if he had arched eyebrows, he'd look like a 1970s Gary Glitter.

R37, she looks thinner than she has in some time. I'm assuming she's taking injections.

[quote] Good for him. His wife looks old tho.

And the problem with looking old is? I’m sorry if she doesn’t look like a blowup doll like your wonderful Kim Kartrashian.

I remember Rosie talking about then-teenage Blake getting a job bagging groceries as if he had climbed Mt. Everest, so I've always assumed that he was challenged in some way. All I can find online are stories saying he's extremely private. He seems like a sweet guy, so I hope he's happy just being rich and doing whatever he wants.

I like Rosie going back to her VH1 days but would it have killed her to wear a dress?!

[quote]Was this the kid she shipped off to military boarding school?

Actually she talked about him wanting to be in the military while he was a child on her talk show. He asked to go to military school and at 29 he is still in the Marines.

gapped teeth=bi

Man, they must've used Rosie's sperm for him.

R41 I’m sorry for my stating my opinion which is different from yours. I’m sorry that I don’t find blow up dolls attractive and don’t think Kim Kardashian looks like one. Do you accept my apology?

R17 I can’t see Ellen raising children.

Except as caddies, r48.

Meanwhile Vivienne, the sister, who served as her brother's best "man", is quite attractive.

R36 and R44, that was Parker her oldest son. Blake graduated from college. No idea what he does for a living.

Thats a well fed couple, and bridal party.