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Remember the wacky Zappa kids? Moon Unit has a new memoir

One night in 1979, 11-year-old Moon Unit Zappa falls asleep to the sound of her parents arguing. They argue plenty, so this isn’t unusual. Her father, Frank, is a musician and composer with a knotty, complex aural style and a seemingly insatiable appetite for sleeping with his fans. Her mother, Gail, helps him manage his business, and the two are often in conflict about money, other women or both.

But on this particular night, things spiral out of control. And after a few hours of sleep, as Zappa recalls in her new memoir, “Earth to Moon,” she’s awakened by her father standing over her bed saying, “Gail is on a rampage. I need you to hide the gun.”

The girl’s baby sister is asleep in her crib in the same room, and her two younger brothers have also been tucked in for the night. She had no idea that the family had a gun, let alone where it might be hidden. But she goes on a terrified midnight search for a firearm that may or may not have existed; she never ends up finding it. Fortunately, neither does her mother.

These are the kinds of harrowing details that populate the early pages of Zappa’s book, which features plenty of parental neglect — “My feet are just starting to heal from the time two ladies were supposed to be watching me and my feet got burned on the radiator,” she recalls of an episode that occurred when she was about 4 — as well as outright abuse, including a story about her mother handcuffing her to her younger brother Dweezil and making them listen to a recording of their own crying.

Perhaps the most telling observation about the Zappa family’s particular dysfunction comes in the form of a brief observation that only Frank’s presence could stop his young kids from fighting. “Stopping is the only solution because you can’t take up too much of his time,” she writes, making it crystal clear that the man’s children were trained to understand that his music was always his first priority.

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by Anonymousreply 27August 25, 2024 12:13 AM

With names like theirs, did you expect their household to be like the Cleaver's?

by Anonymousreply 1August 17, 2024 4:36 PM

She’s not one of his faaans?

by Anonymousreply 2August 17, 2024 4:45 PM

I want to read this because I do enjoy biographies/autobiographies, and I also love studying the lives of creatives. Sounds like a helluva way to grow up.

by Anonymousreply 3August 17, 2024 4:46 PM

I knew the Zappa kids except for Diva. They seemed very close and very smart and grounded. Dweezil pretty much never left his house after he was finished working. Never partied or got into the Hollywood scene. A very, very cool guy. To see them torn apart by money was sad but the mom understood it all.

by Anonymousreply 4August 17, 2024 5:04 PM

What did she understand, R4? Just curious, because I've forgotten the details of that drama.

The book's cover is awful, but Moon looks good.

by Anonymousreply 5August 17, 2024 5:18 PM

Oh, no parents who fought and radiator scars on her feet. What a poor, poor child... How many millions did daddy leave you, cupcake? 😏

"Don't go where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow"

by Anonymousreply 6August 17, 2024 5:18 PM

Her toenails are, like, so grody!

by Anonymousreply 7August 17, 2024 5:19 PM

Do we find out whatever happened to her English teacher, Mr. Lord God King Bu-fu?

by Anonymousreply 8August 17, 2024 5:22 PM

Brother Dweezil has a nice body

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by Anonymousreply 9August 17, 2024 5:23 PM

He's spending his retirement being a grammar troll on Datalounge, R8.

by Anonymousreply 10August 17, 2024 5:25 PM

R5, she pitted Dweezil and Moon against Ahmet and Diva. She didn't show them Frank's will (which could have been overridden since she was executor) but she gave Ahmet and Diva 30% and Dweezil and Moon 20%. Now both Frank and Gail died millions in debt but the money was in the catalog. It was so bad that Dweezil was prevented from performing Frank's songs on tour by Ahmet.

by Anonymousreply 11August 17, 2024 5:29 PM

[quote]With names like theirs, did you expect their household to be like the Cleaver's?

Frank always came across as being very grounded in interviews. He was notoriously anti-drug, and I think even had a policy that nobody in his band could use them.

Wasn't Pamela Des Barres the kids babysitter pre-becoming a groupie? She was discovered by Zappa and put into a band.

by Anonymousreply 12August 17, 2024 5:33 PM

Does she still live in Encino?

by Anonymousreply 13August 17, 2024 5:48 PM

Those kids weren’t anything to Frank beyond competition for groceries.

by Anonymousreply 14August 17, 2024 5:54 PM

Maybe Des Barres was one of the babysitters who let Moon’s feet be burned.

I am a sucker for biographies, but I always wait for a library copy to read them.

by Anonymousreply 15August 17, 2024 6:10 PM

I watched a whole long form interview with Moon and she's pretty fascinating. I'll absolutely read this.

by Anonymousreply 16August 17, 2024 6:44 PM

Sounds like Frank and Gail were pretty horrible people. Why are so many creatives shitheels?

by Anonymousreply 17August 17, 2024 6:47 PM

Their mom lied about Frank's will:

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by Anonymousreply 18August 17, 2024 6:47 PM

R4 Frank Zappa also never drank or did drugs , he realized after time it only adversely effects one's body and mind. Dweezil smartly followed his father's outlook.

R11 Collectively Ahmet and Diva are the majority of the estate and for whatever dumb reason decided not to permit Dweezil to tour using his father's name or play his songs, which ironically would only promote Frank's vast catalog of music and generate more revenue. Frank's will was for all the 4 siblings to get equal shares of the estate. However, Gail decided to change the estate ownership configuration and give the younger 2 children the controlling majority.

by Anonymousreply 19August 17, 2024 11:32 PM

I wanted to fuck Dweezil back in the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 20August 17, 2024 11:40 PM

Is it just me, or does Moon somewhat resemble Justine Bateman now?

by Anonymousreply 21August 18, 2024 12:48 AM

During the 80s, Frank said the biggest threat to US Democracy was moving toward a fascist theocracy and it was beginning with Reagan.

by Anonymousreply 22August 18, 2024 1:10 AM

It's so dumb not to let Dweezil play that music. Is he still hot?

by Anonymousreply 23August 18, 2024 2:20 AM

R21 I always thought they looked alike.

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by Anonymousreply 24August 18, 2024 2:46 AM

Thanks for the link, r24. You're right. I guess I'd just never noticed before.

by Anonymousreply 25August 18, 2024 7:19 AM

I had a HUGE crush on Ahmet.

by Anonymousreply 26August 18, 2024 10:18 AM

I listened to the audiobook and she had a heartbreaking childhood. She’s been working on herself in therapy but her own mental issues must run very deep as a result of the psychological trauma she experienced with Frank and Gail.

by Anonymousreply 27August 25, 2024 12:13 AM
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