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DESPAIR, fat whores! Famous Amos is DEAD to me!

RIP, Cookie King

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by Anonymousreply 40August 16, 2024 8:21 PM

Famous Amos Heinous Anus

by Anonymousreply 1August 15, 2024 6:28 PM

I’m not going to despair. The cookies now suck.

by Anonymousreply 2August 15, 2024 6:28 PM

Gross. Reminds me of fellowship after church service as a kid. Two Famous Amos on a white cocktail napkin.

by Anonymousreply 3August 15, 2024 6:38 PM

^and grape koolaid^

by Anonymousreply 4August 15, 2024 6:54 PM

I was just thinking about him a few days ago and wondering if he's still alive and baking his famous cookies.

by Anonymousreply 5August 15, 2024 7:46 PM

Has Andy commented yet?

by Anonymousreply 6August 15, 2024 7:57 PM

I didn't know he was still with us! His cookies were a lifesaver when I only had 50 cents waiting to be picked up after school.

by Anonymousreply 7August 15, 2024 8:00 PM

Famous Amos, Peter Marshall, and Greg Kihn all gone...when will the tears end?

by Anonymousreply 8August 15, 2024 8:02 PM

R9. Don't forget me, bitch. Although, I've already forgotten everything....

by Anonymousreply 9August 15, 2024 8:04 PM

Joe better be thanking whoever finished this set of three before the grim reaper got him.

by Anonymousreply 10August 15, 2024 8:04 PM

Those cookies were rock-hard.

I did not know Greg Kihn died.

by Anonymousreply 11August 15, 2024 8:25 PM

[quote] Gross. Reminds me of fellowship after church service as a kid. Two Famous Amos on a white cocktail napkin

Why didn’t you just swallow their loads?

by Anonymousreply 12August 15, 2024 8:26 PM

Pon! Fetch my mourning veil!

by Anonymousreply 13August 15, 2024 8:34 PM

R12, because I'm not Catholic, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 14August 15, 2024 8:53 PM

Someone once told me these cookies used to be good. The Famous Amos I had from a vending machine tho were certainly nasty.

by Anonymousreply 15August 15, 2024 8:55 PM

Seriously, I was sure he died decades ago... For the youngsters around here, yes, the cookies used to be good.

by Anonymousreply 16August 15, 2024 9:10 PM

And Peter Marshall

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by Anonymousreply 17August 15, 2024 9:15 PM

And thus, the cookie crumbles.

by Anonymousreply 18August 15, 2024 9:26 PM

Awful cookies. Like even cheaper nastier Girl Scout cookies.

by Anonymousreply 19August 15, 2024 9:37 PM

Famous Amos and Mrs. Fields started out as high end cookies. No, really.

I think Amos sold out and something bad happened about the money.

The later vending machine variety were like rocks.

by Anonymousreply 20August 15, 2024 10:02 PM

Famous Amos Cookies vs Grandma Gratvas' Cookies

Watch to the end to see Amos ascending to the heavens.

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by Anonymousreply 21August 15, 2024 10:16 PM

Loved his cookies and he seemed like a great guy. RIP.

by Anonymousreply 22August 15, 2024 10:33 PM

Believe it or not, these cookies WERE good at one time. Back in the 80s before he sold the company.

RIP Wally Amos.

by Anonymousreply 23August 15, 2024 10:35 PM

I remember a Famous Amos cookies store on Lexington Avenue near 56th Street in Manhattan around 1980s. The cookies which are decent cold and packaged, were actually great when warm and fresh. I think the store only lasted about 2-3 years before closing. It was not in a great location. It should have been opened closer to Bloomingdales or by Macy's to get the foot traffic from shoppers.

by Anonymousreply 24August 15, 2024 10:43 PM

Were they tiny like the terrible vending machine cookies? I don't mind that part, but curious. Sad they ruined the product.

by Anonymousreply 25August 15, 2024 10:48 PM

They were always small, but a bit bigger than today[s version. I tried some a few months ago in a fit of nostalgia. Not good.

by Anonymousreply 26August 15, 2024 10:56 PM

The ORIGINAL Famous Amos cookies, which we got in tins as Christmas presents from 1978 to maybe1982 were AMAZING. The Famous Amos cookies you bought in a sealed bag had ZERO to do with the original cookies, which tasted homemade.

by Anonymousreply 27August 16, 2024 1:02 AM

R25 R27 The fresh cookies from the Famous Amos store were bigger and delectable. I think the ones in the tin box were similar but I'm sure they added more ingredients so that the product will last fresh longer. The paper bagged version were drastically different and inferior, close to Chips Ahoy cookies.

by Anonymousreply 28August 16, 2024 1:08 AM

Same with David’s Cookies, R20.

by Anonymousreply 29August 16, 2024 1:10 AM

Terrible product. Oreos and Chips A hoy cookies are now also terrible after being reconfigured. Waste of a cheat day.

by Anonymousreply 30August 16, 2024 1:23 AM

You can buy them now for $3.50

by Anonymousreply 31August 16, 2024 1:25 AM

The cookies in the tins were fantastic. That bullshit in the bag from Quaker or General Mills was GARBAGE. Didnt even taste like a cookie.

by Anonymousreply 32August 16, 2024 2:08 AM

I loved his cookies-made me the fat whore I am today.

by Anonymousreply 33August 16, 2024 2:30 AM

david’s cookies were also hard and not tasty

by Anonymousreply 34August 16, 2024 6:12 AM

my friend's dad helped him launch nationally and he died a couple weeks ago.

cookie curse?

by Anonymousreply 35August 16, 2024 6:32 AM

The original shop was on Sunset Blvd, and the fresh-baked cookies were to die for. The butterscotch pecan crunchies were the BEST.

by Anonymousreply 36August 16, 2024 7:38 AM

Even though I prefer a cookie that is not thoroughly soft, I did enjoy the Mrs. Fields macadamia nut / white chocolate chip cookie.

It sounds like the Famous Amos cookies may have started from a good recipe, but that recipe did not translate well to shelf life. If you think about it, it makes sense. My mom made really good chocolate chip cookies, but they were always best when freshly-baked.

by Anonymousreply 37August 16, 2024 7:46 PM

Mrs. Fields milk chocolate cookies warmed were heaven.

by Anonymousreply 38August 16, 2024 7:51 PM

R37 The walk-in bakeries also made standard sized cookies that were softer, and brownies (called Chewies) as well, but only the bite-sized “Crunchies” were mass-produced. The Crunchies were much better fresh-baked, of course.

by Anonymousreply 39August 16, 2024 8:04 PM

Several years running at Christmas we would get these tins with delicious Famos Amos cookies and his picture was on the tin and it said "Have a merry black Christmas!"

by Anonymousreply 40August 16, 2024 8:21 PM
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