Secret Boebert Fundraiser Not Allowed To Be Posted On Social Media Ends Up Being Posted On Social Media

Apparently, some conservative political group in Parker, Colorado, actually posted this on Facebook.

God, could the MAGA crowd possibly be more inept?

What's really hilarious about this is the fact that the new Beetlejuice movie opens on Friday, September 6th!

A fucking potluck. Talk about class.

R3 Not just a potluck. A "POTLUCKk."

All that's missing is that extra "k."

For FUCK'S sake!!! Who proofread this garbage? Was it Evie Zur on Ponderosa?

R5 I have a feeling Evie Zur is about to become the least popular person in The Pinery.

"Lawn Chairs will ensure a seat"

R7 When did "Lawn Chairs" become a formal title?

According to Zillow, 5915 Ponderosa Way is one bedroom, three bathrooms and the estimate is $747,600.

R9 This is 5915 Ponderosa Way.

Maybe three bathrooms, but definitely not one bedroom.

Typical “conservatives” who try to work around the real world and fail miserably.

I agree, r10, but I was just quoting Zillow.

R10 Where will they set up the Lawn Chairs?

R12 Yeah, Zillow isn't always great with accuracy, especially with off-the-market properties. Based on where that house is, I'd also estimate its value to closer to $900,000.

Lawn chairs and potluck = BIG bucks!

Is there going to be a dedicated blowjob room or does one just drop one’s pants and whistle?

Could they BE any more white trash?

[quote] [R3] Not just a potluck. A "POTLUCKk."

And not just a “POTLUCKk,” r4, but also a “pot luck”. Like, how difficult is it to write the same thing the same way in the space of about three lines?

They posted on X too.

How much for a handjob?

R19 So Evie Zur, the host of this "POTLUCKk," posts this on Twitter on behalf of Parker Conservatives, telling people not to post this on Twitter.

That's MAGA in a nutshell, folks.

This is better than the “My Grandbabys First Tattoo” fundraiser she held last month.

Or the Vertically Integrated “Pine Tar For Your Nipples” franchise opportunity that Lauren flogged in March.

All the Republican candidates sound like we will all get sucked down a giant sinkhole if they don't win. You know what? Life will go on (but not your political career, losers).

This is what happens when you open your legs before graduation and have to get a GED instead.

R6. You mean, "The Pinery"

Just in case you want to RSVP by phone...

^^^^^I added 10 spaces after "The" in my post. Muriel obviously didn't approve. FUCK OFF!!!

R27. I picture Ms. Zur has a rotary wall phone...avocado green.

Why can't it be posted on socials? Is Lauren not allowed to host?

The gals from the “Vaping Vaginas for Vance” PAC will not and cannot commit at this time.

Please respect their privacy - labial piercings gone all sorts of WRONG!

Evie is 85 years old so if you RSVP by phone, be sure to speak loudly.

Will Evie and Boebert be giving lap dances? Is that why Lawn Chairs are recommended?

Hell, are you bitches calling up the hostess with the mostess?

This sounds like a job for the doxxing truck.

R10. Ick. Evie Zur just buys plants in their plastic carrier pots and leaves them on the lawn. Very declasse. I don't associate with her kind of MAGA.

r4, that was my first thought!

Will there be glory holes? Manned by whorey hoes?

POTLUCKk? Who would show up for this?

Okay fine, I'll bring an apple pie.

"So I went to a Garden Party...to get beat off by an old friend. Boebert brought her lotion. There was cumming at the end..."

Hehehe, I love you bitches.

Tell her I like extra raisins in my potato salad.

I’m late to this thread-busy day and haven’t read it so will just say -Boebert’s a bitch!

Look, I’m not supplying the seats after what happened the last time.

Please bring a stripper pole, some good blow, and some strong meth

[quote] A fucking potluck

It’s a soupluckk not a potluckk.

To address any dress code questions you may have, white party attire is preferred.

Are hot wings considered a main dish? I'm asking for a friend...

If you contribute, what do you get? A handjob from her? More than that?

I'll bring some Coke, Diet Coke and 7-Up...

Special guest appearance by Amber Rose!

R32 And don’t text. Must call. It’s a landline folks.

Get some Diet Mountain Dew in case JD shows up, R49.

r50 that's disturbing.

Dat ass looks like it's its own living, breathing entity.

Actually, they misspelled “POTLUCKk”; they meant to write “POTLUCKKK”.

No pork sliders?

R50 What a whore!

I don't understand why it's a secret. Because it's not at Four Seasons Landscaping or in front of the local Police department?

R57. Big Evie must have some bizarre and kinky shit planned!

Looking forward to seeing you fellas!

Hee-heee-heee....I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY!

R61. The Witch applied her makeup with more finesse.

Don't post this...

R27 Just tried calling. Evie's already had her line disconnected.

Hope to see you there, R20. Bring your friends!

R63. Are you sure? Those crank telephones are tricky...

Posting her giving handjobs to her $20 donors may be misinterpreted.

[quote][R27] Just tried calling. Evie's already had her line disconnected.

That's what she gets for trying to be so sneaky.

I’m a giver, R66.

I doubt there are any DLers in Bumfucke, Colorado but if there are, please go and report back to us! Make sure to bring a tasty potluckkk dish!

They gotta be sacrificing something...that's all I'm saying.

Better yet, take watermelon and pork rinds to the lucKkk and report back!

R69 Oh, trust me, there are.

My sister lives nearby, and when I get on Grindr when I go visit her, my phone blows up.

Pot Luckk? More like a Soup Sandwich.

Ms. Edie doesn't want filthy renters in her neighborhood!

^^^^Evie

Bring your own food

Bring your own drink

Bring your own chair

Bring cash

My family is pure trash. Including me. My BIL left my sister for someone even trashier. Her name?

The Streisand Effect at work and doing its job.

Also bring lots of singles fellas!

I kinda wish more politicians raised funds through potlucks than through billionaires, but on Boebert it howls TRASH.

This should be the illustration next to the word “white trash” in the Webster dictionary.

Evie Zur is on LinkedIn!

Zur...... Zur....... Doesn't sound like an American name......

The surname Zur has multiple meanings and nationalities:

Jewish (Israeli)

An artificial name from the Hebrew word tsur, which means "rock". It may also be a translation of an Ashkenazic surname with a similar meaning, such as Fels or Stein. * Polish

A nickname from the word żur, which means "sour soup". The Zur family name was found in the USA and Canada between 1911 and 1920.

By the way, I’m available for all your graphic design needs.

Stein is an American name. Jewish American... Zur.... Not so much

She certainly likes her potluckks.

[quote] Join Our Red State Defenders

[quote] This event is focused on the Liberty Trio Red Senate Warriors. This is a TGIF Summer Garden Party, Pot Luck, and festive good time.

[quote] A nickname from the word żur, which means "sour soup".

I told you it was a soupluckk not a potluckk.

R87. She loves a pot luck or Pot Luck or potluckk on a Friday! I've never attended a Friday afternoon pot luck or Pot Luck or potluckk.

R87. And hasn't Colorado been a blue state in recent years?

It has a gay Democratic governor.

[quote] And hasn't Colorado been a blue state in recent years?

Perhaps they're trying to defend red states not Colorado?

From Evie's FB, May 10, 2023.

R82. Then her miscellaneous potluckks are falling on deaf ears.

[quote]Stein is an American name. Jewish American... Zur.... Not so much

Would she be welcome at the Mortimer Club?

[quote]And hasn't Colorado been a blue state in recent years?

Boebert doesn't represent the entire state. The fundraiser is just for her/her district (I guess it's her NEW district in this case.)

R95. They serve a great brunch and have free parking.

R96 What's crazy is that Douglas County, where Little Evie lives, isn't even the district BoBo's trying to get elected in.

Evie's rep is Greg Lopez. Evie must hate that, because he's a "brown person."

Evie looks like how you'd think she would look.

R93 Based on Evie's picture in R99, she could use some hair and makeup tips from a drag queen.

R87 Evie's a cheap bitch, isn't she?

If she's so politically passionate, you'd think she could splurge and hire a caterer once in a while.

Streisand Syndrome!!!

R102 Streisand Effect, not Syndrome

What are the symptoms of Streisand Syndrome?

Don't eat all the wings before I get there.

Anybody there gonna be up for a Hotfuckk?

The typos are offensive.

R99, is that Ted Cruz in drag?

So you have to bring everything including your own lawn chair to meet this stupid bitch? Do attendees at least get a hand job?

She's been fairly quiet and low key lately. So has Neanderthal Marge.

[quote]She's been fairly quiet and low key lately. So has Neanderthal Marge.

I noticed that as well. What's the situation with Boebert's criminal son?

R98. That could be the reason this is such a well-kept "secret." They're plotting to overthrow the current rep! Get your hot wings and dessert salads ready, kids! There's a coup afoot!

[quote] There's a coup afoot!

Kkkoup.

Most recent I could find...

[quote]Legal proceedings have been paused until July 25. "We're going to continue the case, then, so that you and Mr. Palmer can have some discussions and can continue to have discussions with the DA as well," Neiley said.

R99. I thought that WAS a drag queen with a bad 5 o clock shadow.

Damn that kid has fetal alcohol syndrome

Is it still on?

R116 If you've got your own lawn chair and food.

Yeah the kids a sicko but so cute! His crimes will escalate- maybe end up shooting mom.(by mistake of course)

R118 There's nothing cute about that white trash future prison inmate.

I'm thinking the extra "k" is to denote a post-fundraiser key swap party.

[quote] So has Neanderthal Marge.

Damn I read this as Neanderthal Mange

Same thing, r121.

R121. Same thing...

R121 You’ve coined it 🥂

[Quote] She's been fairly quiet and low key lately. So has Neanderthal Marge.

It’s probably been impressed on them that their antics turn off uncommitteds, so they should shut the fuck up until after the election.

Next Friday!

I need people to sign up to bring gelatin dishes...

Sorry, Evie, I'm bringin' a bag of chips and a lawn chair...that's it.

Evie loves her some Putin.

R129. Evie is one sick bitch.

Boebert is quite the stupid noisemaking bitch, but would we actually want to take a chance on someone more competent than her getting elected?

Hope EX -husband,boyfriend or stalker finishes that bitch off.

Rusher offered an open invitation to "patriots" like Zur.

They won't accept the offer and choose to stay here to undermine American democracy.

Hillary was right, they are deplorable and they belong on a watch list!

Is anyone going to her shindig this Friday?

Chocolate pie

slut pie

Creampie (anal)

Is Evie a drag queen?

[quote]Is Evie a drag queen?

Hardly, r138.

I still say a cagematch between Boebert and MTG would be much fun.

Neither one of them would follow the rules.

Here’s the preview:

R142 here. I’ll send it again.

I'm trying to pick out an outfit. What's everyone else wearing?

R144 Culottes and an embroidered vest.

Crop top, hot pants, and fuck-me pumps.

[quote][R144]Culottes and an embroidered vest.

I still have my culottes packed away with my fall wear, r145.

I love eating Main Dish.

Pink halter top and barely there daisy dukes

I’m going to wear my salmon-colored belt and blue check shirt. Inverse of the cockgobbler outfit.

Something slutty, I want to come home knocked up

Lauren will be sitting in a booth selling tit-grabs for $100.

[quote] I love eating Main Dish.

What’s “Main Dish”, precious? What’s “Main Dish”?

R153. Evie Zur's Dry Pussy

Today's the day!

R155 And let me just remind you that if you don't bring your own main dish and lawn chair, then you're not getting in.

Bring a light sweater as it will go from 80 to 65 degrees as the sun goes down.

I can't seem to find any updates on it.

Phones were taken at the door, R158.

[quote]Phones were taken at the door, [R158].

Are keys being put in a bowl?

I wanna know what's happening!

I don't understand why that trashy whore Boebert's fundraiser needed to be secret. Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of fundraising? Stupid cunts.

[quote]I don't understand why that trashy whore Boebert's fundraiser needed to be secret

That's what's raising the red flag, r162. If they had publicized it, nobody would have raised an eyebrow.

Thanks for the response R163. It's probably some QAnon/MAGA thing which normal sane people wouldn't ever be able to understand.

I still can't believe that trashy cunt is an elected politician. Boebert is all levels of disgusting.

Will we ever know what transpired? What was discussed? How much money was raised? Was Evie blind drunk an hour into it...per usual?

[quote] How much money was raised?

Take the number of blowjobs/handjobs she was able to give during that time and multiply it by, say, $50.

That's too much R166.

Pay as you exit!

$0.