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Let's be JD Vance at an Ikea store

I'm getting out the lube in the sofa department.

by Anonymousreply 10August 8, 2024 3:59 AM

I'm JD and his all white male posse storming through the store screaming 'This will all be mine someday!!!'

by Anonymousreply 1August 7, 2024 7:17 PM

I'm the cheap Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce, looking worried.

by Anonymousreply 2August 7, 2024 7:25 PM

I'm the only Swedish phrase JD Vance bothered to learn: "Jag vill knulla dig!"

by Anonymousreply 3August 7, 2024 7:27 PM

I'm poor Usha.

by Anonymousreply 4August 7, 2024 7:30 PM

I'm the nacreous layer of permacum underneath JD's old couch cushions, looking fir a new home.

by Anonymousreply 5August 7, 2024 7:39 PM

I'm the question: "Is this sofa scotchgarded?"

by Anonymousreply 6August 7, 2024 7:41 PM

I'm the horny perspiration making a mess of his guyliner.

by Anonymousreply 7August 7, 2024 7:42 PM

I'm gazing in every mirror I pass by to make sure I haven't smudged.

by Anonymousreply 8August 8, 2024 3:50 AM

LOL OP and EEEEeeeeWWWwww r5!

by Anonymousreply 9August 8, 2024 3:54 AM

Wandering around looking for Soffa Fuk

by Anonymousreply 10August 8, 2024 3:59 AM
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