Olympic gold medalist in surfing Kauli Vaast

You always knew where to find the booze and the buoys.

I really don't get men like this.

How lonely and desperate does someone have to be to record an athlete and post it to twitter solely to examine how hot they are? Just watch porn ffs!

And yet you clicked on it

Vaast open spaces.

He certainly has round, protruding buttocks.

Is they non- binary?

Is that a humpback whale 🐋 ?

I saw that yesterday. Lol. Shelf ass surfer.

All that balancing on the board gives surfers nice, pert butts!

I was flipping through some Olympic replays on Peacock and marveled at this dude's ass.

R2's cunt is so big that if she opened and closed her legs lying in the water a tsunami would hit Hawaii in four hours.

German surfer Tim Elter, on the first day of competition.

R11's asshole is so big and diseased he could stick a flashlight up there and it would need penicillin.

r6 The watch company uses the exact same language on the posts wishing other guys well, so nah, just seems like they're being lazy

Cunts have to keep trying to make it so everyone is referred to in plural terms as the default for identification, so that everyone but the self-proclaimed "theys" will be required to correct the speaker.

The ultimate passive-aggressive egotism of the controllingly fictive minority demanding that English contort to their faddist presumptions.

Or Kauli is themselves a doubler-upper.

I checked.

Vaast is a he and a brand something-or-other for Dior.

Kauli's brother, Naiki:

Standing by for "white adjacent" reference.

R2/R13's cunt is as dull as she is.

And the point, cunt, is that criticizing people's choices of erotic images or porn are their own (obviously), and your lazy jerk material, although it's all you have, obviously is not what the thread is about.

Your limits of capacity as well as your cunt are in full view. With no verisimilitude in your life, cunt, of course you can't even recognize it.

R20 likes to hear the sound of his own voice. You're not that interesting, whore.

We must let petty bickering distract us from the important topic of surfers getting their lovely asses plowed deeply.

R22 Must not, of course

R21, you just go down the tired list until you drift into something else, huh, cunt?

Right.

Can someone shove a cock down the whore's mouth at R24 to shut him up.

Dollface post (by Kauli's mom):

Ladies, ladies, please. Another video of Kauli's TRES FANTASTIQUE ass will calm us all.

his ass🤤