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Pee Nuss Don't Fail Me Now!!

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by Anonymousreply 28August 8, 2024 1:57 AM

This just hurts like the dick-ins

by Anonymousreply 1August 3, 2024 4:30 PM

Ok what is going on with all the large penitalia at the Olympics this year? Yum.

by Anonymousreply 2August 3, 2024 4:50 PM

There's got to be a category for VPL next time.

by Anonymousreply 3August 3, 2024 4:51 PM

Someone get my smelling salts! His manhood. How Victorian.

by Anonymousreply 4August 3, 2024 4:53 PM

He put la pole in la pole vaulting.

by Anonymousreply 5August 3, 2024 5:08 PM

Definition of a blessing AND a curse.

by Anonymousreply 6August 3, 2024 5:10 PM

Thats a rough looking 21.

by Anonymousreply 7August 3, 2024 5:15 PM

Odd, I remember seeing this video a long time ago. Is this the first time this has happened? Mandela effect?

by Anonymousreply 8August 3, 2024 5:35 PM

No it’s happened before

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by Anonymousreply 9August 3, 2024 5:47 PM

He needs to wear more supportive undergarments to keep everything in its place.

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by Anonymousreply 10August 3, 2024 5:56 PM

Best comment ever:

"'Oh he brought that baguette to the games,' a fan said."

by Anonymousreply 11August 3, 2024 6:23 PM

[quote]He needs to wear more supportive undergarments to keep everything in its place.

No he does not!

by Anonymousreply 12August 3, 2024 6:36 PM

Most of it is foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 13August 3, 2024 6:39 PM

He can win gold in another category:

The Men's 30-minute Erection Endurance Competition, this afternoon on NBC!

by Anonymousreply 14August 3, 2024 6:42 PM

He had it tied off at his knee and it got loose!

by Anonymousreply 15August 3, 2024 6:42 PM

That’s gonna get him so much pussy.

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by Anonymousreply 16August 3, 2024 6:42 PM

Is he sure he isn’t 35?

by Anonymousreply 17August 3, 2024 6:43 PM

Now the thing that needs to be on every channel has been identified

by Anonymousreply 18August 3, 2024 6:44 PM

These dumbasses letting a lycra unitard try to support their cocks and balls. I know they want to swagger around with bulges to feel manly but they need a compression short to keep that shit in check. Guy works his whole life towards making it to the Olympics. Here's his one shot and he loses out because he isn't wearing any kind of supportive underwear.

by Anonymousreply 19August 3, 2024 6:47 PM

Slo-mo

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by Anonymousreply 20August 3, 2024 6:55 PM

Timmmmm-ber!

by Anonymousreply 21August 3, 2024 7:02 PM

Well, his gay following just jumped 1000%. Now he needs to do the inevitable Only Fans.

by Anonymousreply 22August 3, 2024 7:03 PM

[quote] These dumbasses letting a lycra unitard try to support their cocks and balls.

Are they allowed to tuck?

by Anonymousreply 23August 3, 2024 9:47 PM

“Tuck it! Tuck it!”

by Anonymousreply 24August 8, 2024 1:05 AM

R24 why did you search for this thread and bump it

Are you the op and need attention?

by Anonymousreply 25August 8, 2024 1:10 AM
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by Anonymousreply 26August 8, 2024 1:34 AM

MANhood interference 📏 🍆

by Anonymousreply 27August 8, 2024 1:36 AM

This isn't the first time something like this has happened to a pole vaulter in competition. This one's been around for awhile:

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by Anonymousreply 28August 8, 2024 1:57 AM
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