They implanted a chip in me at 15

Does the chip do anything useful, or does it just track you?

Probably had to chip you before a flight. What kind of crate did they put you in?

OP: put the meth pipe down, take two Benadryl and go to bed.

OP, I suggest wearing a tinfoil hat to block transmissions to the chip.

It was a bag of Wise Onion and Garlic, dear. You implanted the whole fucking bag and then thew up.

Can they program it to teach you proper punctuation?

Is this some kind of performance piece?

OP is a Manchurian Candidate.

Sure they did, OP. It's all that darn chip's fault, isn't it?

How many years ago was that?

That wasn’t a “chip”

Is it on your shoulder?

It's your phone, you retard.

Twas the Keebler Elves!

OP got it with that there 5G Covid vaccine MADE FROM DEAD BABIES!!!

You can remove it yourself, OP. Go for it. Be your own hero!

Is it implanted in your brain, OP? If so, it was probably put there during an alien abduction.

I’ve also had chips implanted in me-Lays-Ruffles-Pringles even Kettle chips!

I've tried that, but they always break...even with plenty of lube.

I'm sorry to hear that, Mr. Putin, but that doesn't excuse your behavior since then.

It wasn't a chip, they inserted an eel!!!

Did you dig that chip out of your noggin yet, OP?

The aliens?

Ernie, Ernie, Ernie. We've been over this a hundred times. Yes, Chip "implanted" himself in you when you were fifteen, but you were adopted, so it wasn't incest-incest. You've been in therapy since 1965 -it's time to move on with your life.

Ponch or Jon?

I'd let Ponch implant me anytime.

Nobody can eat just one.

I would sincerely like to hear more op.

OP, you'll be happy to know that Haldol comes in injections.

Someone's been watching The X Files.

Only thing implanted in me at 15 was frequent loads of cum from the older boy next door.

Does it do anything useful? Shopping lists? Appointment reminders?

Op, do you have any guns in your closet that you don't remember buying ?

OP = Prince William