It’s a huge vajean

Well HELLO!

Welcome to my Mons Pubis!

That ain’t my Jean Valjean.

MOAR!

Why does the pool smell like rotting tuna?

Good heavens, I'm not sure what I'm really looking at.

Is it alive?

Dear LORD!

Constantine?

did she give birth to Chrissy Metz?

I never thought a vagina could be buff. 💪 I thought wrong. I am digging it.

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Is this the poster to Ridley Scott’s next alien movie?

Would be much hotter if she didnt shave. Maybe an unpopular opinion but adults who shave their pubes look like kids.

Looks like a jumper’s corpse or an accident victim.

That's your opinion, r15. Shaving your pubes is a personal choice and for as much as gay men complain about women smelling, you would think they would be grateful for the ones who do shave since the hair is what can cause an odor on both men and women. I think men should have to shave their pits. It's so disgusting to see armpit hair on anyone and it's why most men have B.O.

Having had a closer look...sorry everybody....thank goodness she has that nude looking fabric each side of the main fabric...or we really would have been in for and eye full.

Why does she look like she belongs in the Hollywood Wax Museum?

WTF, it has 65M views!! Just for a glimpse of an upside-down a bald vajayjay.

Something's missing.

Why aren't the Christians complaining about this?

If you zoom in real close it starts to look like a turkey.

r15 Only when you look at their crotch, and why do you know what a kid's crotch looks like?

OP "I even had to underline it"

What does this mean?

This is triggerin y’all!

[quote]Would be much hotter if she didnt shave.

…or if it was a guy and his package was hanging out the side, too big to be contained by his speedo for too long.

Reminds me I have to floss...

I'm 100% 50/50 that she used Nair on that vagine.

What'sch that great schucking shound?

She's going to be hermetically sealed to anything that she sits on.

Princess Tinymeat.

Mulva?

I can't believe women actually wear things in public where their pussy lips show.

Where’s the huge vagine? I’m seeing a super high cut swimsuit

She’s wearing a flesh colored leotard under the green one. You can’t actually see her cooter. She might have full bush under there- who knows?!

Girl, mice could ski down that pubic mound.

Synchronized swimming has started already?

I don’t know how all these woman athletes in skimpy uniforms like gymnasts , volley ball, that—have no hint of stubble or razor burn, bruising from waxing or discoloration.

Actually the slightest bit tempting.

It looks like when Monica was wearing the huge turkey on her head.

Has Gayle King interviewed it yet?

[Quote] "I even had to underline it" -OP

[Quote] What does this mean? -R25

It’s a quote from the Devine Green parody of Brendad Ickson’s “Welcone to my home.” (At about the 36 second mark)

^fucking autoincorrect. Deven not Divine.

[quote]WTF, it has 65M views!! Just for a glimpse of an upside-down a bald vajayjay.

What a flashback: I haven't heard the word "vajayjay" since the TV show Scrubs went off the air.

She has no boobies. Is she a m2f trannie? Is that coochiepop surgically constructed?

Make it compulsory kit for athletes in every sport.

🌮

r43 hilarious - thank you

An interesting thread combining two topics normally seen with usually no interest on the DL world class athletics, and a pussy.

But artsy female athletics is DL catnip.

R51 yes for many gay men it starts that way in an innocent way

. Then it ends with getting fashion tips and insight to bras from Dylan M and demanding to use the women’s loo.

At least watch a little female rugby or maybe men’s basketball. An obsession with looking at young girls and trying to see their pussy will not end well for the men of the DL.

The swimmer obviously did this shit on purpose. Maybe they should just make nude nylon swimsuits since the colored part doesn’t even cover their outer lips.

When do the mens teams compete!!!!!!?????

[quote] Having had a closer look...sorry everybody....thank goodness she has that nude looking fabric each side of the main fabric...or we really would have been in for and eye full.

What a relief! Thank you for being brave enough for a closer inspection.

As the chamberlain told Mozart, someone should tell the chick that a little modesty might suit you better.

I'd do this if I was also working Only Fans and live cams at night from the Olympic Village

Yep, she's wearing a skin colored leotard underneath that sequinned thing. You can see it clearly in this blowup.

But she really does need to wear a panty shield so her labias don't get split open like that.

The vajean's depth and height has not beeb revealed in the photo. And the cavern opening hardly is proud and open. The thin blue line is holding at the center of the bizarrely "flesh colored" fabric on either side of it.

It is, however, a perfect representation of the worship of the vajean by other naiads as they look upward expectantly. For what are the looking?

The red fountain of life's promise?

Like a gal I encountered as an EMT who was a jumper and caught herself by the cooze on some electrical wires, setting off a big spark, fusing her to the cable, and just kept spinning on it one way and then the other until she finally broke off and landed on a Camino.

Thank you DL bitches! I haven't laughed this hard at a thread since the one about the woman at the Spirit Airlines counter wearing the flesh colored leggings!

It's not a huge vagina or a muscular one lol. It's very average and she has normal, young, healthy pussy lips.

I think there should be nude Olympics.

Agreed, OP.

Try some Lume on those pussy lips!

Who here can lip read? What’s the vag saying?

That must be some sweet stuff!

But... why did they want it to *look* like she was wearing just a sliver of material in her coochie lips?

Who chose these uniforms?

A strenunous-ish-like, you know, performance can do that, I think I've been told. It's an art.

(Dead smile blink, blink.)

It's not the costume's fault.

Who knew she had such a hungry snatch?

R63 needs to take her lol and shove it up her dry vajean so she can tell her coworker Debby she's got an IUD.

Debby will spread it around the whole office.

Look at her mouth.

This is like porn.

r69 The straight men and lezzies of the world.

Gross. Why would you even want a suit that looks like you’re wearing a thong in competitive water sports?

Women should have to wear something equivalent to the dance belt, to hide their offensive parts being visible.

R17 Interestingly, no. Cueballs stink more than furry muffs. Hair is there for a reason.

R39 Possibly they had laser hair removal.

r75 I completely agree. Same with the volleyball players wearing thongish shorts. WTF is that about? It's NOT comfortable, I can assure you.

I bet she uses Nair on that snatch.

Dat's da TUCK job!

[Quote] Who here can lip read? What’s the vag saying?

Feed me!

"I sue her ! Zat was my stripper move back in Slovenia ! I design zat costume wit my Arkyteck degree. I sue her !"

I love you, Datalounge.

Vaginas are terrifying maginot lines.

[bold]Kevin.Sessums Stalkers Melting Down[/bold]

No map, no compass,charted seas unknown,

A labyrinth of self-justification, where you're alone.

The pressure mounts, a suffocating weight,

As echoes of rejection seal your fate.

Acceptable? A phantom, out of reach,

A standard set too high, a cruel impeach.

The mold is broken, the pattern doesn't fit,

And in this dissonance, your spirit splits.

A molten core, where doubts ignite and burn,

A fragile vessel, yearning to return.

To a place of peace, where you're truly seen,

Not through a filter, but authentically keen.

But paths are blocked, and hope begins to fade,

As self-doubt's tempest starts a fierce cascade.

And in this meltdown, lost and disarrayed,

Uou search for solace, in a shadowed fray.

not necessary, nor needed or called for, r86, Please fuck off.

Wrong thread! Sorry!

OP I've seen larger

Like most DL threads, not so good after r50 or so.

I’m surprised the radical Christian right isn’t chiming in on this kind of thing.

Someone should have forced those girls to wear panty shields.

What the hell is a "panty shield"? What is it shielding--outside intruders?

r93, shielding your panty from menstrual blood.

Okay, looked it up. Yeah, that's just what you want when you're spread eagle in skin-tight sequined crotch floss in front of millions of viewers--a soggy maxipad flying out.

I don't get why people think this is an example of a huge anything. ? I mean, the "vagine" is the internal part. The vulva, which is what is apparently showing--though maybe not in reality, based on some comments here--isn't big. You'd think that a community raised on descriptions of "flapping beef curtains" would be expecting something much more than this.

Johnson & Johnson’s new Olympic Games-tested, chlorine water-safe dental floss!

It's fine fine fine fine fine.

It sends its love its love its love.

Where are her teeth??

[quote] Where are her teeth??

If she does have vagina dentata, I don’t think it would show.

I bet I could sharpen all of my kitchen knives on that pussy!

^Armie Hammer has entered the chat.

Is this a picture of some kind of synchronized swimming competition? Where? When? Who is that woman? She has great thighs.

R96 we’re just guessing, who the hell knows what a vajean n looks like, most of the posters haven’t seen one since the day they were born

[quote]most of the posters haven’t seen one since the day they were born

No shit, Sherlock. Why else do you think we refused to open our eyes and were crying so hard?

[quote]most of the posters haven’t seen one since the day they were born

Many of us don't like to see things that are horrific and disturbing.

It’s pretty funny that you guys think the cut of the swimsuit indicates the size of the vajean 🤣

It’s pretty funny that you haven’t read the thread and realize that the OP is quoting a line from a parody video 😂

But the frightening image does speak for itself.

I have read the thread and sorry, I don’t know what a huge vajean parody video is 😥

Mamas mussy is aerodynamic and smells like chlorine.

R63, did you think you wandered into the Westminster Pussy Competition?

Yuck

Sure are a lot of smug dykes on this thread, suggesting that a twat swallowing its impediment in front of millions of viewers is not the point, but that gay men's supposed ignorance that the mouth of hell is not, properly, hell is.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.