[quote] (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine
Ouch!
Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man's backside after he forced the live creature into his anus
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| by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 1, 2024 12:13 AM |
It love me long time!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 31, 2024 8:53 PM |
Any recipes? Greg?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 31, 2024 8:54 PM |
I did not know that eels were fish!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 31, 2024 8:55 PM |
Amateur!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 31, 2024 8:57 PM |
The patient, you see, slipped and feel suddenly and..well, itś a one-in-a-million sort of thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 31, 2024 8:58 PM |
[quote] 'People should absolutely not insert animals through their anus to create a strong sensation, as the consequences can be severe.'
Noted!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 31, 2024 8:59 PM |
Let this be a lesson to Defacto-Gerg
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 31, 2024 9:00 PM |
JD Vance strikes again!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 31, 2024 9:00 PM |
Horrifying and horrifyingly stupid
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 31, 2024 9:01 PM |
Will Richard Gere ever learn???
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 31, 2024 9:02 PM |
He was Eelated.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 31, 2024 9:06 PM |
Disappointed it wasn’t an electric eel. Nothing shocking about this story.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 31, 2024 9:12 PM |
An electric eel? Is that like putting a battery up your ass?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 31, 2024 9:19 PM |
Why the lemon?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 31, 2024 9:23 PM |
Lemon goes with plenty of seafood.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 31, 2024 9:26 PM |
Thank you, DL, for always preventing me from ever getting so bored that I consider inserting a live creature into my backside.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 31, 2024 9:27 PM |
Well, now, that’s one for the ages, R14. Why the lemon, indeed. Not that I have Clue 1 about why the electric eel, either. I just laughed and I needed it. Thank you.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 31, 2024 9:30 PM |
[quote] But initial attempts to remove the fish with a probe through his anus were thwarted when medics at Viet Duc Hospital, in Hanoi, found a lemon stuffed up there too.
For maximum satisfaction, I recommend a prune and a cherry tomato-- never a lemon in the rectum.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 31, 2024 9:51 PM |
What the actual fuckety FUCK?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 31, 2024 9:54 PM |
That must be a Meyer Lemon. It's green, so it was picked too early to ripen.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 31, 2024 10:22 PM |
I used to work in an ER. One night a 76 year old man came in with a potato AND a bottle of shrimp cocktail sauce shoved up his ass by his "consort" (his words) needless to say, he had to have surgery.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 31, 2024 10:38 PM |
Surprise aneel!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 31, 2024 10:40 PM |
A man has needs...
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 31, 2024 10:42 PM |
I love you, R22.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 31, 2024 10:43 PM |
JFC…
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 31, 2024 10:43 PM |
Maybe I care about animals too much.
All I cared about was whether or not the eel lived afterwards.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 31, 2024 10:45 PM |
I remember stumbling into a very unpleasant section of an Amsterdam sex shop many moons ago - they had a tape featuring eels on the cover 🤮
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 31, 2024 11:02 PM |
Told you I was HARDCORE!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 1, 2024 12:10 AM |
[quote] Told you I was HARDCORE!
The guy was hard to the core when the eel was inserted in his rectum.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 1, 2024 12:13 AM |