Oh no, he didn’t!

PR 101: Drawing attention to an (untrue) allegation keeps it in the news.

This narrative has been so badly handled by their campaign, you have to wonder if they hate him.

Has someone told him about the Streisand effect?

1. Trump and everybody around him hates everybody else, so yes, they hate him. 2. He's become a complete laughingstock in the brief time he's been the VP nominee, so yes, they hate him even more.

And replacing him with anyone at this point will add to the appearance - the fact - of disorder, a dearth of qualified MAGATs, Trump's incompetence, and of flop sweat.

Ursa Vance is forbidden to appear on stage until the MAGAt Makeover Committee has worked their magic on her.

Weird

Not weird at all, it’s totally a married straight guy thing to allude to the wife’s wrath. Any excuse to mention “my wife”….

For god's sake take her to get her tits done...

[quote]Not weird at all, it’s totally a married straight guy thing to allude to the wife’s wrath. Any excuse to mention “my wife”….

And "the couch"

What the fuck is that?!

He’s just HOPING she sends him to the couch!

The couch is MY LOVAH!

Is South Park taking notes?

[quote]…I’d have to sleep [bold]on[/bold] the couch

So he’s a top?

Has Usha been disappeared into the corn field?

R15 I predict that one day, Vivek Vance will become a DL icon.

So I guess this is what the couch fucking weirdo had in mind when Jabba the Trump told him to FiX OT OR YOU'RE FIRED.

He peepee small- and he no wash him ass

Did anyone see his transgendered Lesbian former close friend on CNN a few days ago? He sold his soul for this. I'm not sure that I blame him for it though. It is a huge opportunity.

R15, it worked, as the close friend has been cast as the new Velma in " Chicago."

^R19

[quote] This narrative has been so badly handled by their campaign, you have to wonder if they hate him.

In fairness to the campaign, with social media a false story can be embedded before you even realize it’s happening and then there’s not much you can do without making it a bigger story.

[quote]He sold his soul for this. I'm not sure that I blame him for it though. It is a huge opportunity.

ugh, you sound horrible

Now I know she isn't white, but nobody's perfect!

[quote]And replacing him with anyone at this point will add to the appearance - the fact - of disorder, a dearth of qualified MAGATs, Trump's incompetence, and of flop sweat.

Which the Harris campaign, as we've come to know it, will exploit to the fullest.

I'm guessing that this quip, with its combination of the couch rumor with a hint of cuckery, was the campaign's awkward attempt to get out ahead of the mockery. If so, fail.

This didn’t seem like an allusion to the apocryphal couch rumor. More of a “women, can’t live with ‘em, etc” sort of throwaway line. Probably nobody in that audience had even heard about the couch thing — Fox News certainly didn’t give it any airtime, and if it ain’t on Fox it’s not reaching those heathens.

It was subconscious.

He misspelled “with.”

JD cheated on the couch with a beanbag chair.

R18 Because that's how someone born in San Diego who graduated summa cum laude from Yale, went to Cambridge graduate school, and then got her JD from Yale Law School. DL, in all your splendor, understand she is not Melania. I suspect she feels trapped in a nightmare.

Of course she's not Melania. Has she ever done a lesbian porn photo shoot?

“Married incel” sounds like a paradox, but they exist, as JD has proven. I wouldn’t be surprised if he jerked off in a cup to father those kids (if they are biologically his) Couchfucker is the perfect description for this guy and others like him.