Jules Bouyer Big Bulge

I checked out his instagram I can’t decipher if he’s gay

I've seen the photo in the OP numerous times over the last couple of days and I'm still not sick of it.

He's adorable. And delightfully uncut. Nice nipples too.

Big taters, Normal meat.

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Eula Mae! Get me the smellin' salts!

It's like he's looking up to thank his maker for being given such a gift.

And a perfect 10 from the DL Judge

Free undies for life! Match that, Depends!

Momma's Mussy is wetter than an Olympic sized pool!

More famous for the bulge than his sport.

Now if he could just get arrested....

Is it pointing up? that’s psycho behavior…

I'm guessing the pool is heated.

A long pole can be a curse as well as a blessing…

[italic]Zut alors![/italic]

Apparently my dream vacation awaits in France.

Why is there a line at my door in the Olympic Village? Are they here to mock me?

R15 Poor guy will develop a fetish for being smacked in the bits with a stick.

How many times must our dicks betray us?

Stop looking at his crotch, it's not right!

I hear that, being as endowed as he is and short-waisted, he can blow himself without stooping should the now-famous member head skyward out of that insufficiently secured swimsuit waistband.

Eh. It's that impressive

[quote] I hear that, being as endowed as he is

Never play roulette.

R22 No need, when he's got a friend around to help out.

The underwear company even sent a fitter to make sure that Bouyer's lifetime supply of undies fit him properly.

Let's try that again.

Eh. It's [bold]not[/bold] that impressive.

R15, unfortunately there's also a bulge in the 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 of Ammirati's pants, evident as he walks away.

Gross.

He apparently didn't take a cold shower before suiting up.

I watched that several times R28. What is that, a prolapsed ass? Turd?

That's my boy!

The Olympics have been a wonderful celebration of zee French peen!

Monsieur Bouyer hails from Annecy in Haute-Savoie, bordering Italy and Switzerland. Bouyer is the regional variant of Boyer, Boièr, Bouvier, meaning "oxherd."

I'd like him to herd his ox into my corral.

R33 His ox might be too mighty for your box canyon.

May we - as the French say.

Can we say OnlyFans boys and girls?

That godly bulge aside, what I find hot really hot about him is his face—it’s just beautiful. He is classically handsome—and that smile! So handsome.

That chipmunk-faced think Tom Daley could NEVER

^twink

The guy is basic with a big dick.

Is he a homosexualist?

Aren't they all?

Just leave me alone, ok? I have to go meet with this pole vaulter guy - something about having a large package for me?

He's a good looker

Andrew Tate, eat your heart out!

R45 He'd have a psychotic break, confronted with such glorious equipment.

R45 Tate and Bryan Hawn should hate fuck.

His ass is hot too