JD Vance is so sexy

We know, Peter.

You’re really disgusting

Couch? Is that you?

OP, you must have *some* people in your life who care about you. Can they stage an intervention?

Fat fetish?

You otter know better, OP.

Vostok Troll Farm 17 Quality Control is clearly lacking.

Comrade Svetlana, I hope you are prepared, both mentally and physically, for Siberia Rehabilitation Camp. You are the reason women should not be allowed to code.

Big through the hips. Roomy.

I guess it makes sense he would be sexy for a Russian operative closet case with a scat fetish.

OP, his eyes are gross.

A Marine with a beard and blue eyes. Yes please!

Out of shape scam artists who are selfish and lie and deceive can be so hot. Bonus for being a Trump sphincter sucking MAGA. YUM

He looks like he would be a fun sub to humiliate.

I guess you’d better get upholstered then.

I’m sure somewhere Peter Thiel has a video of Mr. Vance with a dildo machine poking him in the ass.

Vance is that kind of ambitious.

Welcome to the DL, Helen Keller!

No, he isn't. Come on. Like objectively he isn't, even for his type.

Can't find any shirtless photos to see what the body's like. Probably no accident.

He is fugly in most photos but occasionally I see a picture of him where he looks very fuckable. I can't explain it.

When the moonface is tilted the right way and he hasn't been drinking that week he looks like a nice gay boy in bar.

OP = Miss Lindsey Graham

He'd only be sexy to me bottoming with a ball gag in his mouth.

R22 you are hot but you are also a pervy asshole. I like all of it.

Arw you guys saying you're into him taking the piss? Even if bears are your thing, there's like a million cuter bears out there. And I'm a guy that doesn't care about the brains of the guys I play with, so this isn't about his politics. He's just... no.

Meanwhile, on TikTok...

[quote] A sexy otter. I wanna have sex with him.

Seek therapy, lots of it. And swallow down whichever antipsychotics your doctors deem necessary.

Less otter, more ferret.

Ewwwwwww, just ew.

I’m sure he’s a very gentle and considerate lover.

And for every MAGAT who claims that Justa Dumbass Vance never confessed to fucking the couch, it has been documented it was in the FIRST PRINT EDITION of his pathetic Hillbilly Effagy, Auto Bio. It was quickly removed.

That's not an otter. He's a chonky groundhog!

Those Teddy Ruxpin jowls really are a boner killer.

OP- If you happen to like

CHUBBY and DUMPY

you go GURL

r31, he's THE MOLE!

I hate to admit it, but in some pictures I see of him, I can say I would gladly ride his cock.

His love handles look like giant cathedral buttresses .

I would not take this fur baby home from a shelter.

Seek help, R35.