Bette Midler's Daughter ( Sophie Von Haselberg and Her Husband)

She looks like a 1980s housefrau.

Two words:

Marcus

Bachmann

He's a minger

Didn't know she married Stephen Fry

So long as they’re happy. I mean what else can you say? If rhey’re happy, I’m happy. But still…😱

He’s a young Jiminy Glick.

As if *you're* all Suzy Parkers.

Hatchet-face thread.

And he looks as gay as a lark.

Any homosexual would know to wear a belt with that outfit (and that waist), instead of looking like a clueless dork going to his first high school dance.

I knew y’all wouldn’t disappoint me with the comments! 😂😂

She looks like a Bette Midler-Mayim Bialik hybrid.

Why did she marry a homosexual boy?

She looks like a youthful 47 years old in that photo.

Bless their hearts.

Gay face alert!

Meskite!

What do they do for a living?

You have to admire the fact that this Sophie has been brave enough not to have had ANY plastic surgery. She looks like she could be the daughter of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Bette’s genes sure are strong. She’s a copy paste. And personally, I find it refreshing to see a celeb progeny who isn’t desperate for the limelight/sporting fish lips and hollow cheeks, etc. She’s an only child who will inherit a massive fortune (+ legacy), she’s living her absolute best life. You do you hun.

She's a graduate of the Yale drama school and an actress. He's a trust fund baby (he's a Guinness). He was kinda cute when he was thin.

As for what they actually do all day. Probably bounce between several fabulous homes, hang out with other idle rich kids and of course identify only as an actor and an artist if anyone asks. With age they'll become 'philanthropists'

Sounds like the dream R20

I was going to say some mean shit. And then I realized that they look happy. Zero fucks happy. And I hate Bette. But live and let live!

Cute Purse.

Cute Pocketbook

And to think Hollywood tried to convince us Bette Midler’s daughter would resemble a young Lindsay Lohan.

Good for them. They seem happy, unlike a lot of people in showbiz.

Poor girl, there was no way she wasn't going to be a troll with those parents. Still, the genetic lottery showed how cruel it can be by making her even uglier than the both of them put together... Gosh, that is an achievement all by itself! It's painful to look at her.

As for her husband, I'm sure that his picture appears in the dictionary right next to the definition of SLOB. He even had food stains on his shirt, for God's sake. This couple truly deserve to be nicknamed The Gruesome Twosome.

R27 is a miserable obese basement dweller.

This is the husband. Adjunct Associate Professor at Columbia and fund manager.

If her were gay he'd be a passive bottom.

You know she's the dominant top in that relationship.

Schlubby

R30 and more power to them.

She's only 37??? Well, she looks happy and she has more money than I do. They look right for each other. I never hear about her and that's the kind of celebspawn I like best.

I love you too, baby @R28.

Have these two procreated?? Because that’s gonna be a whole lot of ugly.

You know what? They look fun and happy and like they'd throw a hell of a dinner party. I'd hang with them over the Biebers any day.

Same R36-

R19 “ she’s living her absolute best life. ”

How do you know?

They look like a bus and truck Rose and Herbie.

In the real world, this is what an average married couple looks like.

They look fine.

Couple of schlubs.

I always felt bad for her. Bette was another one that wouldn't let her kid watch any TV, or even see movies. I think she said she only got to watch black and white musicals from the 30's and 40's.

R42 Sounds like she'd fit right in on the DL.

I'd exchange my looks for her money.

Sophie Von Ugly is more like it.

Why do people think she's ugly?

They're both sloppy dressers, but that's okay 'cos they seem happy.

R24 you and R23 should be friends.

R46 They have eyes? She’s still richer than all of us and is probably a real nice girl.

Another celebrity offspring who we never heard one word of trouble about. College graduate, married well. Bette did something right.

[quote]Bette did something right.

She did better than Cyndi Lauper.

Just look at her parents and their taste in opposite-sex physical attractiveness, OP (?).

R25 Imagine declaring that you regret not suing a little girl. Bette is so terminally miserable. Sophie may look just like her, but hopefully she didn’t inherit her mother’s nasty disposition.

I hope Sophie has never been allowed to watch "Stella."

There’s someone out there for everyone.

No children?

Do the parents' huge guts prevent coitus?

R54. No, please have her watch and want to produce the sequel. My rent is due...

I heard a rumor that Bette paid for another woman’s breast implants and the other woman was a lover of hers.

R53, correct she was a child. She should have been in 8th grade not working full time with adult responsibilities. Bette is a legend but every time she opens her mouth she sounds like the biggest Karen.

And btw I should have sued Bette for wasting my time with Hocus Pocus 2, but here we are.

She’s got a great name.

Unfortunate looking. Ugh.

Which features make her ugly?

Mum dutifully plugging her off-springs artistic effort.

You know what? She's kinda fun to look at and has a real bouncy sunny energy about her.

Meh, they look happy. Don't hate.

R63 Her movie actually looks fun. I may have to check it out.

The sans-a-belt look is not very flattering on him. He also needed to do a better job tucking in his shirt when he came back from the toilet.

Man, what a bunch of catty teenage girls on this thread. What'd she ever do to you!?

Bette and daughter Sophie could do a mother/daughter act at the Continental Baths.

[Quote] There’s someone out there for everyone.

Thi$ i$ $o true.

They look like your fun suburban neighbors who are voting for Harris and bring good hooch to the party.

I think this is him. He has an actual job.

This would be Germany if WW2 hadn't happened.

R67- I observed that myself. For some reason he looks awful without a belt. Overall he looks like a TUBBY SLOB.

Should we describe her as a nepo baby?

I don't mean to be harsh but Bette Milder was never sexy even when she was in her twenties and thirties. She had a rather peasant body - someone else said this too. Even Barbara Streisand ( as much as people mock her looks) for a brief time ca. 1973 had some sexiness going on. She had an impressive rack ( don't worry datalounge I'm 100% homo) and a nice bod. Around the time of What's Up Doc she was looking good but Bette Midler was always dumpy looking and nothing in the rack department either although I will say she always seemed less neurotic and more confident than Barbara Streisand. There was a VERY good looking guy I used to see at Splash in NYC ca. 1995/96 and he was absolutely great looking to me but I could tell he was insecure and neurotic about his looks. He was often looking at himself in the mirror as if to still make sure he had his looks.

I'm confused R76. Bette had nothing in the rack department? She made a career of those titties.

R77- To me Barbara had an impressive rack. I think BM had more like Hold Me David/Bonnie Franklin fried egg titties.

r77 is correct, r78. Bette Midler made jokes about her nice-sized tits for decades.

R79- but wouldn't you agree that Barbara ca. 1973 had a much more impressive rack than Bette. I've NEVER had sex with a woman but I finds BABS much more sexually appealing back then than Bette.

Seeing Sophie in the movie trailer just proves how perfectly Mayim Bialik was cast in Beaches.

I don't ever wanna watch them fuck.

They seem happy, OP. You, on the other hand, are bitter.

I remember seeing her on some Ryan Murphy show and thinking how did a woman like that get on a Murphy show. Then I read who she was.

Some marriages only work out well in NYC or Connecticut. This is one of those marriages.