Let's be Russia.

I'm the homophobia.

I blame all my country's problems on gay men!

I’m the complete lack of gaydar despite the ingrained homophobia. Russia’s biggest queens hide in plain sight.

I'm borscht.

I'm our Russian propensity for revolution.

I am greater than most countries but not as high as France's, what with their strikes, protests, marches, etc.

Maybe we Russians need to have an other one very soon?

I'm a window.

An awful lot of people fall out of me to their inevitable deaths.

I'm the country that gives a 15 year old figure skating performance enhancing drugs.

I'm "Sudden Death Syndrome".

I'm the self-hate that results in regularly expelling all "intellectuals", accidentally benefitting the rest of the world.

I'm Putin's Palace Bunker.

I'm Vodka.

[quote] I'm our Russian propensity for revolution.

I haven't shifted since 1917.

I'm Boris on morning break

I'm the great cultural legacies of people like Pushkin, Turgenev, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Tchaikovsky, Stravinsky, Chekov, Bulgakov, Eistenstein, Kandinsky, Chesnokov, Vertov, Tarkovsky, Rachmaninov, Sviridov, Akhmatova, etc etc etc, which raise interesting questions about the relationship between suffering and art.

^ I'm so, any cultural contributions in the last 100 years?

You can start with Tarkovsky, r14.

I'm a complete and utter inability to accept the Tchaikovsky was gay.

Eistenstein should be Eisenstein at r13

I'm the alcoholism.

I'm a Russian proverb

I'm the endless Chanel.

I'm a Russian fashion show

I’m the fat schlub in his 50s with an anorexic wife in her mid 20s. We can be seen at upmarket beach resorts all over Europe this summer.

I'm the clink that happens when another empty vodka bottle is thrown on the pile.

I'm Comrade Carlson grocery shopping in his new homeland

I’m the window that was cracked during a hasty defenestration.

I'm a Russian free and fair election

I'm Edward Snowden. I make sure there are no Windows within a 100 foot radius at any time.

I’m the strange allure it has for present day conservatives… which would have been unthinkable during the Cold War.

I'm Laika, the cosmonaut dog.

I'm the Hermitage and the Winter Palace: So many potential tourists have put their plans to visit me on ice because of an autocrat with small dick energy.

I'm Shostakovich, one of the few good things to come out of Soviet Russia.

I’m the Putin ass-kissing.

Forget Laika, r29. This is wild!

I am polonium.

I’m little Samantha Smith.

My plane fell out of the sky after visiting Russia.

I'm Wod-Kah.

Let’s be an autistic person obsessed with Russia

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Guilty!

Two autistic people! This entire thread is two autistic people.

Or one autistic person with two accounts.

That’s actually more plausible.

I'm whataboutism.

It's like a fucking looney bin on DL recently.

Three accounts.

I’m the glories of Fabergé!

I'm the flight paths to Asia.

Remember Pro Juventute. If Switzerland was forcibly sterilising the depressed, gay, mentally challenged and neuro-divergent along with political dissidents years ago, Russia has to be quietly snuffing them out today.

I'm the kompromat.

I'm Laventiy Beria and I have documents on ALL you!

I'm the Russian traffic accidents compilations on YouTube.

I obviously scare the shit out of the crumbling American Empire because it's been obsessed with creating propaganda against me for decades.

I take it as a compliment.

R28 That’s because so much of mainstream modern conservatism is motivated by racism. If Russia existed with the same geopolitcal history, the same everything, everything as it is now but looked like Ethiopians or Cubans(Cubans not Cuban Americans, most of whom are white) Americans conservatives would hate them as they should. That’s why I will always call them fake conservatives.

When greeted by friends and asked how I'm doing, I reply with "everything is normal". We don't say "everything is good ' or 'all's good' or the equivalent. We have much lowered expectations than the West.

r50 Failed "Never let them know you are actually a real Russian troll" 😂

I'm the good guys at TV Rain.

Какая сегодня погода в Новосибирске R50?

Russians always say " crumbling American Empire " so you don't look too close at life in Russia

I am potato.

R53 A Russian Troll of Scottish and French ancestry from Canada?

Well if it makes you feel better then I guess I'll be a Russian Troll for a day. ;-)

I am Special Tea.

I'm Europe's highest STD/HIV rates.

I'm caviar!

R56, I'm going to stick with crumbling American Empire.

And btw, you started this thread attacking Russians (as always), not the other way around.

I'm the FSB.

I’m Dancing with the Stars.

R62, hey, I live in philly, Fuck You

@r62, I didn't start this thread I also didn't come to your country and undermine your government or elections. America doesn't have troll farms attacking YOU

I'm the plentiful whores.

Oh, so our Putinesque troll is Stefan Molyneux? I guess DL is one of very few non-fascist websites in North America he hasn't been banned from.

I'm the Teans-Siberian railway.

No Olympics for us? No Olympics for you!

I'm White Nights.

R66 The US never messed with Russian elections? LOL

I can see your house!

I'm the Russian inventions that changed the world.

*Only a few out of thousands listed in the video below*

I'm a ballerina! 🩰

I'm Anna Sten.

I am the bribes—lots of laundered $$$ in bribes. You don't love your country that much, do you?

I'm Yul.

I'm Eric The Black Russian. I'm the best thing to cum out of Russia since my last orgasm.0l

I'm Anastasia.

I'm the beautiful new Tsarina.

I'm the Battleship Potemkin

^ Is Russian secret weapon?

I’m grim

I'm a sweaty banya where the old straight men jerk off and wash each other.

I'm Alexander Godunov

R48, that's a fantastic movie. "How can you run and plot at the same time?"

I'm the complete lack of respect for human life

I'm Michael Millerman--Canadian doctor of philosophy and Aleksandr Dugin bootlicker.

I'm the Anthem.

I'm Josef Stalin, whose staff responded to my massive medical crisis (stroke) by locking me in my room for 3 days.

I am the spies, Russia's #1 export.

See

[bold]Getting Past Russian Immigration | Foil Arms and Hog[/bold]

I am the country of anybody who disagrees with me.

Oh, we know you're a Brit, AYB. Or do you go by Sausages McGee now?

I’m the kids banging their heads against a wall at some orphanage.

Of course, R94, because anybody who’s not American is a “Brit”.

I'm the implosion of the Russian economy post USSR that created a vacuum that was manipulated together by corrupt politicians and oligarchs who wanted money and power by any means, and not to stabilize the country with the welfare of the people in mind.

Oligarchs who more or less are dancing in the cat box and sifting out all the shit.

I'm the pathological obsession of DLers, who blame every single bad thing that happens in their lives on Russia in general and Putin in particular, accuse anyone with whom they disagree of being a Russian troll, and make ridiculous assumptions about a country they've never even visited just because of a few negative things they've read about the 90s.

And yes, many Russian people are rabidly homophobic, which is wrong. Guess what? That is also the case with many people in every country, including politicians. Are you forgetting that Obama, Clinton and Biden only started supporting LGBT rights when it became politically convenient for them to do so, and that worthless ape George W Bush built an entire presidential campaign around demonizing gay people?

Unlike US citizens, every Russian citizen and resident receives free public healthcare under the Russian healthcare system via Obligatory Medical Insurance (OMI).

Yeah, Russia is paradise. That's why everyone's dying to move there.

You have a charming way with hyperbole, R99.

R100 The US healthcare system is a big for-profit con. We pay by far the most for medicare care, but we are ranked as the 23rd country in the list of best healthcare systems.

Oh, it's a Rogan loving idiot. I get it.

R101 Russia's not the only country with free government health care.

R104 Yeah it's me the "idiot" who thinks people should have free health care and it's almost always a better and more inexpensive system. ...Or are you the idiot...?

Also I don't love Rogan but neither do I hate Rogan.

We're back in the USSR.

I’m whores lots and lots of whores

I'm an international pariah. Not even the Olympics will have us and that's because of the war, not the doping!

I’m a samovar. Who wants hot water??

I'm the Russian soil that Ukraine is now invading

I'm the questionable claims for what Russian soil is.

I’m a nesting doll.

I'm utter nihilism that permeates every aspect of daily life.

I'm Rasputin.

I'm the guilt for murdering our own czar and his five innocent children in cold blood.