Just got home from a Tupperware party. Ask me anything!

No accent wall, right?

You're dangerously unclose to how funny you think you are.

Did they put out handi-wipes for all the guests as well?

What flavor Crystal Light did they serve for beverages?

Were complimentary breath mints offered?

[quote] Were complimentary breath mints offered?

Yes, but they were in a little baggie and cut into 0.25 strength, so taking five was like taking one whole one.

Are you taking Doxy-PEP now?

Did you win the Tupperware burping contest?

You were the only one there, weren't you?

What is Tupperware?

Was Phranc there?

This isn’t true. Not every man at a Tupperware party looks decades younger and hot.

Was Anita there?

No self-respecting Tupperware party would be without these mints!

Which color did you buy?

Did lesbians attend?

Who got laid?

Were there enough lids at this tupperware party? Sometimes the top to bottom ratio goes short, you know how it is.

I hope you didn't eat any of the macaroni salad!

Did they have the most popular line of Tupperware, the FlatOut!™️line? If so, I'm jealous, OP.

Did you take your PyREX for at least 7 days before?

Was there a post-Tupperware party orgy?

Did the smell of Persil in the air give you goosebumps, OP?

Or was there a nacreous layer of stale cigarette smoke clinging to everything?

I guess I'm trying to ascertain what kind of person the party host was?

Did you buy anything OP?

We were so poor growing up, that I thought Tupperware was for rich people.

I wanted the little miniature containers so bad

I had to politely excuse myself when Edward Scissorhands wanted to fist me. Again.

I thought that "steamer" in "Cleveland steamer" was referring to a Tupperware item.

Was Lobster Boy there?

The orange, nacreous layer of an old spaghetti tints most of them.

Did all guests throw their car keys into a Tupperware salad bowl in the middle of the room?

Are you going to the one next week at Laurel's. She promises we'll be playing the Clothes Pin Game and Which Cake Am I?

R18, that brought me back.

OP, did you wear circle skirt? Nice blouse and shoes to match??

The other girls thought your capri pants made you look fat.

I don't want to be rude to the Tupperware host but my container prolapsed right in the middle of the party!

Did the lid not burp?

@r32, Fat! I'll have you know these are the height of fashion

Does anyone else prefer the ribbed covers over the smooth ones?

OP, the only piece of Tupperware you'll be using is the Seal-Fresh TupperCoffin.

Mary Ellen's corn pudding tasted like shit.

This is funnier than than the OG thread.

[quote]The guys were all hot and looked decades younger than their age.

They were in their 40s and looked like they were in their pre-teens?

[quote] The guys were all hot and looked decades younger than their age.

OP was obviously over served the spiked sherbet punch.

The Lettuce Crisper really worked.

Was Brownie Wise there? Everyone knows it's not a REAL Tupperware party unless Brownie is there.

Jesus, R12! Could you not offer a warning of some kind before you post a picture like that? I’m dieting, I’m ravenous, and those mints LOOK INCREDIBLE.

I swear, if I’m thrown into a binge five minutes from now, it’s on you.

II need a new cupcake carryall-oh my

We were poor also and my friends Tupperware intimated me.

Those hostess pants would make a swell gift!

[quote] The Lettuce Crisper really worked.

Does it spin, so you can toss the salad too?